Chapter 55 Fishing all day long, now I am caught by a fish
When they got home at night, they were already asleep. I washed my face, brushed my teeth, and changed food for sandflies and lacewings. This thing is easy to serve, an apple can be fed for half a month, and most of the apples are still thrown away. Cut the apple into small strips, then cut the strips into 5 mm square and 2 mm thick pieces. Remove the food box from the insect box and stuff it in, and then return the food box to its place.
It was very pleasant to listen to the sound of insects chirping one after another while sorting out the fishing gear. The weather is getting cooler, and we won't be able to catch this fish for long, and we are going to Japan soon, so let's make the most of these last few days.
I'm going to be wake-up tomorrow morning, so I can't sleep too late. I'm just going to make a few sets of hooks and wash and sleep. The string hook has a finished hook, not to mention the expensive one, mainly because it is not suitable for the water conditions of the Liuhe River. Fishing in the Willow River is to find back the inlet, a place where the current is slow. However, there are many stones at the bottom of the river, and it is easy to hook, so you can't use a plumb sinker. I used the tip of the leather whip as the main line and played four links. Two No. 14 hooks are tied to each link, and a set of string hooks has a total of 8 hooks. At the bottom of the main line, a ring of bicycle inner tube scissors is used to set round pebbles as a pendant, and the upper end of the main line is directly set with a quick pin, so that a set of string hooks is completed.
It was supposed to be very light-hearted, but who knew that the cup happened when tying the fishhook. When I tie the hook, I usually use my hand and mouth to cooperate, and the last effort is to hold the long end of the fishing line with my hand, and bite the short end of the hook with my teeth. In a few years, all kinds of hook straps will be common, there are manual ones, and there are electronic ones, which are very safe and strong, but now there are none.
I struggled with my teeth, "Click," and the line was broken by my teeth. The hook of number 14 stabbed my lower lip hard,! What's going on?! It hurt so much that I jumped on the spot, and I didn't dare to scream loudly, for fear of waking my son. Ran into the toilet and looked at the mirror for a long time, there was no way, I didn't dare to start with the sharp-nosed pliers.
I ran into the bedroom and woke up my wife: "Hai~Lun~, Hai~Lun~~"
The wife opened her eyes in a daze, completely unaware of the situation: "What's wrong?" You call me Helen? Am I that beautiful? What do you want to do? Hmm~~" I'm going to go, why are you putting the "um" word so long? I'm not in the mood right now!
"Hmm, hmm, my mouth, I was bit, and the hook was rented for the hook." I hate it, and now my ability to express myself is close to that of an idiot.
My wife rubbed her eyes, saw the situation clearly, didn't care about me at all, turned around and laughed, and had difficulty breathing.
I'm so angry, I slapped her on the buttocks: "One by one (you, you), a wave (you help me) take it off." ”
I asked my wife to hold the needle-nose pliers and see if I could take them hard. But my wife's muscles are uncontrollable, and she is shaking and shaking when she laughs, and she can't operate it at all. I had no choice but to get dressed and go to the hospital by myself, while my wife stayed behind to watch my son.
Alas, he deserves to be ridiculed. I took a taxi to the second hospital of the city, and the driver on the road laughed so much that he almost hit the barrier, I couldn't get angry, I couldn't quarrel, I vomited three liters of blood.
Throw down ten yuan and run into the hospital to hang up the emergency department, your brother's laughter is so low? The registered doctor also covered his stomach with a smile.
It was difficult to find the ENT department, a female doctor wearing a mask, cold. Finally found a normal person, Guanyin Bodhisattva thank you.
"Reclining the chair." The female doctor, wearing a large mask and unable to see her expression, instructed me to lie down on the chair where the tooth was extracted, turned on the light with a "snap", and pulled the light closer to my mouth.
"Open." The female doctor took the tweezers and broke it.
"Ah~!" I screamed in pain.
"What is it called! The big man can't bear this pain?! He was despised by the female doctor: "There is no anesthetic, you see if it works, I will pull it out for you, if it doesn't work, you can go to another hospital." ”
I'm going to go, this doctor is too cold-blooded, and he goes to another hospital? Isn't this the best hospital in JC? Haven't you gotten laughed at enough elsewhere? I pouted: "Doctor, you look at it, you look at it." "I'm reflexively avoiding the word shut now, how convenient it is.
The female doctor was holding shiny pliers, which differed from the needle-nose pliers I used in that there was no rubber cover on the handle, and she used stainless steel. The butcher, no, the butcher put pliers in my mouth and tapped my teeth: "There's tartar, it's time to clean my teeth." ”
Nima: What's going on?! I'm here to hook the fish, you don't care if I clean my teeth or not, I protest with a "whine". The protest was ineffective, and the female butcher continued to knock on my teeth: "Your first molar should be filled, otherwise you will have to extract your teeth and kill nerves to make porcelain after the decay is finished." ”
I'm so angry, now I'm meat on the chopping board, and I can only admit it.
The butcher finally got her hands on it, grabbed the handle of the hook with pliers, and slowly twisted it around. I'm gone, it hurts me to death. Then he slowly pulled the hook out and took a small piece of meat with him. The butcher took the hook from the tongs to the lamp, looked at the small piece of meat, and smiled.
I was so angry that my mouth was full of blood, and I couldn't speak: "Woo woo woo, stop bleeding bun (cotton), stop bleeding bun (cotton)"
"Oh, forgot, come, stuff it." The butcher giggled and picked up a cotton ball of alcohol with tweezers, stuffed it into my mouth, and was stung by the alcohol, which made my head sweat.
The butcher probably thought it was too much, giggling and giving me another piece, and stinging again! Nima, this is going to kill my rhythm.
I sat up from my chair so hard that the butcher leaned back and slammed into the tray where the medical equipment was kept, and the clanging medical equipment fell to the ground.
I'm not sure if this female butcher's behavior is a normal procedure, or if tonight's night shift delayed her husband and wife life guide zhì she was depressed, made me happy, and deliberately corrected me.
I had a wound in my mouth, and I couldn't quarrel with her, alas, admit it, how can I say that people also took off the hook, I knew this, I was ruthless at home, and took it myself. It's all the same dirty work, and here you suffer this sin.
I was about to leave, this is the female butcher took off her mask for a long time, and said to me with a smile: "Yo, this is the bride who has married the door, and the matchmaker has thrown it over the wall, and you haven't even said thank you for curing it?" ”
Are you a fan of this culture? The bride has been married to the door, and the matchmaker has thrown it over the wall? Can you compare it?! I couldn't speak, and glared at the butcher. Huh~, this product is a little familiar?!
"One (you are)?" I'm a bit face-blind.
"No need to call aunt," the female butcher looked at my miserable appearance and laughed wildly: "I'm a sister, I really can't remember?" ”
I think about it, who is this who has such a big enmity with me, tosses me so hard, and doesn't talk about medical ethics at all.
"I'm Gu Ting!" The butcher smiled and squatted down to pick up all kinds of utensils as she turned back to remind me.
I'm going to go!! Now it's straightened out, what is cold, what is not anesthetic, what is knocking teeth, what is pulling out the hook slowly and bringing a piece of meat, now I understand everything. This is to avenge Gu Jing.
Nozuonodie. I can't live if I do my own evil, this is a loss, my sister-in-law can't be offended, I frowned for a long time: "Hmm~" Anyway, I didn't plan her to understand. Wave my hand and signal me to go, goodbye.
"Eh, don't leave yet, I'm sorry just now." From her smug expression, she couldn't tell that she was embarrassed: "I'll prescribe some medicine for you, go back and take it on time." ”
I shook my hand, and I still took medicine in a small bite? In the past, when I was repairing equipment, I would work with a big mouth in my hand and bleed, which was a fart.
"No, you have to eat it, be careful of tetanus, and cut off all your lower lip when the time comes!" Gu Ting packed up her things, took out a bottle of compound VB and a bottle of VC from the cabinet and handed them to me: "Take it, eat according to the instructions, you don't have to pay." You're still fishing, you've been fished. No wonder Gu Jing likes you, you are too happy. ”
I silently read in my heart: You are the only one who has a sense of joy, and your whole family has a sense of joy! took the medicine, expressed his gratitude, and walked into Xiao Suo's autumn breeze in Gu Ting's unbridled laughter
When I got home, I washed and got on the bed. was teased by his wife for a few words and fell asleep in a daze.
In the morning, when the autumn breeze was cool, I secretly repaired my lips to keep myself from talking too sadly. After breakfast, put the two Ya'an green carvings into the saddle bag, and put on a string of green ghosts to go out. On the way to send my son to school, I asked him, "Do you want money to go to school?" ”
"Money? No, my grandfather will buy it for me if I want something. "Well, I'm very satisfied, my son hasn't developed the problem of spending money indiscriminately, and he touches his son's head like a reward.
"Dad, you buy me an Iron Man, my mother showed it to me on Taobao yesterday, and my mother who I like won't buy it." The son tilted his head up, and his chubby little face looked so cute.
Is this also called a problem? "Buy! Your mother won't buy it, but your father will buy it, how much can it cost to buy a toy? Don't kill your mother. I nodded disappringly and agreed: "Dad will buy you two, but you have to make sure to study hard and listen to the adults." Eh, by the way, since your mother showed you Taobao, it means that she is willing to buy it for you, so why don't you agree? Why did you her off? ”
"I didn't my mom off."
"Then why didn't I buy it for you?"
"My mom is too expensive."
"How much is too much?" I don't understand, I'm also a person who often turns to the toy trade city, what brand toys are Bandai, Audi double diamonds are much more expensive than ordinary toys, but it won't make my wife regret it.
"Hehe" The son smiled slyly: "A Q version of Iron Man is one thousand, and a half-body Iron Man is two thousand, two to one ratio." And the lights. ”
I'm going to kick you to death, is this digging a hole for me?!
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After kicking my son into school, I took a taxi to the hotel where Ma Ge and the others were staying. I was in the lobby with a wake-up call, and I was bored playing with the lion's head on the couch in the lobby.
After a while, the three of them came down. I took them to one of the most famous gourd heads, I can't stop this thing, but it's a famous food, see if they like it. As a result, I met a foodie and ate happily.
After breakfast, we went directly to the Temple of Literature, and there are many people in the Temple of Literature today. Seeing me greet my acquaintances one by one, Brother Ma asked me: "Xiao Yang, I can't see it, you are so popular here." ”
"I've opened a small shop here before. Everyone give back some face" I replied with a smile: "Brother Ma, why don't you buy something, I will check it for you to ensure that the things you buy are good and cheap." ”
"Then you have to work, but I'm afraid I don't understand, this is your brother, we'll buy more." Brother Ma looked at the full circle of literary toys and was very interested.
Cai Wen and Yonghe were also eager to try: "Brother Yang, pick some good things for the two of us in a while." ”
"No problem, let's go." I waved my hand and took it all.