NO.118 TEACH TWO GIRLS A LESSON
Actually, to be honest, if you have dinner with people with infinite challenges, it's really not interesting at all, few of these people can drink, all of them have bold voices and small voices, and even Kim Tae-hee was complaining on the way back that it was really too bad to lie under the table and pretend to be dead after drinking two glasses one by one, which made Li Muge laugh for a long time along the way.
Liu Zaishi doesn't talk about it, this is now gradually no longer touching alcohol, and Lu Hongzhe and HAHA, who like to drink, are famous, although they like to drink, but the amount of alcohol Li Xiaoli can play with the five of them, which shows that the amount of alcohol of these people is so small that Cheng dΓΉ.
After arriving home, Li Muge and Kim Tae-hee strangely found that the lights were on, but after shouting for a long time, they found that there was no sound, and they looked at each other strangely, and Li Muge, who had a somewhat gloomy mind, immediately thought of whether Bai Xianya took advantage of Ha Zhiyuan while he was away, and suddenly took three steps and two steps, and a monkey ran upstairs to the tree to prepare to eavesdrop.
But the result was very disappointing, Bai Xianya and Ha Zhiyuan were not there, at this time the big shortcomings of the room were revealed, Li Muge opened room by room and found that there was no one, but the light was on and it didn't look like no one was there, and the two of them looked for it strangely. In the end, Li Muge thought that he hadn't seen his room yet, so he went upstairs and opened his door, and when he opened the door, he found that there was a sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping inside, accompanied by a delicate scream.
Li Muge opened the door angrily, and then looked helplessly at Park Ji-yeon and Bae Xiu-zhi who were lying on the ground and didn't know what to do, "You two girls won't secretly watch hair in my room, I can only say that it's too early for you to see this, you can wait for the hair to grow below." β
Hearing Li Muge's undisciplined words, Kim Tae-hee snorted, and then strangely stepped forward to help Park Ji-yeon and Bae Xiu-ji, and looked at the two girls strangely, "Why did you think of running to Li Muge's bedroom." What are you? After speaking, Kim Tae-hee took a look at Li Muge's room and looked at it for a long time
Well, it's not that Kim Tae-hee is in a daze, but because Li Muge's room has been very messy, so I can't tell if these two girls are turning over things, after all, I can't tell if I turn them over, it's already messy enough, what game discs are everywhere on the ground, what are the game peripherals, and what are the figures, the souvenirs of the anime exhibition, and the messy things.
"You say." Bae so-ji pushed Park Ji-yeon very simply, and then moved very quickly and prepared to slip away. But was stopped by Li Muge mercilessly, and then slapped her little ass angrily on his shoulder, "Sit back on the bed for me and explain honestly." β
Park Ji-yeon saw Bae so-ji running away so unjustly, her face turned green with anger, and then she said angrily, "This girl turned out something at home today, and then she will want to know if you have anything here that she wants to study." β
"Ah! Park Ji-yeon! I'm going to break up with you! Bae so-ji jumped up on the bed, then jumped down and ran towards Park Ji-yeon with her teeth and claws. But being hugged by Kim Tae-hee, Park Ji-yeon stood there and said very arrogantly, "Who told you to betray me, I am kind enough to help you." You betrayed me like that! Hum! β
Li Muge's head was messed up by these two girls for a long time, and then he said angrily, "What are you looking for and found my bedroom." β
"One more, two girls. How do you go through someone's room? I'm going to talk about this Ernie. Kim Tae-hee frowned and said, as a very strict tutor since childhood, Kim Tae-hee was very angry when he saw the lawlessness of the two girls at this moment.
"No, Bai Xianyaoni let us flip it casually. We also told Ha Ji Won Ernie about it, and she agreed to us to turn it over. Park Ji-yeon pouted unconvinced.
"That damn woman!" Li Muge and Kim Tae-hee glanced at each other helplessly, and Li Muge also felt that these two girls were looking for something.
"What the hell are you looking for?" Kim Tae-hee asked strangely, and then his face turned red after seeing the thing lying flat on Park Ji-yeon's small palm, and then glared at Li Muge fiercely, and Li Muge laughed cheaply.
Speaking of PC, this country is very strange, although it has received the impact of the opening up of Europe and the United States in the atmosphere, and everyone is very yearning for x, but on the other hand, this country seems to know too much about the safety x behavior, at least Li Muge knows that until 2013, the world's leading brand Du. Bud. Si can be stationed in the PC for advertising,And this year it has only begun to open and lift,Don't complain about the backwardness of education in some aspect of the Celestial Empire,This aspect of the PC is also done thoroughly enough,School physiology class still uses 'bees to collect honey' and this kind of method for physiological education,So children and girls at this age really don't understand what this is forγ
Most of the PC women in this era still use the security period calculation method, In vitro by J and other methods to avoid Yun, or it is to go to the doctor to prescribe post-the-facto medicine, but because of the strange and wonderful conservative guide in the atmosphere, few women will go to the doctor to open to release, and because PC prohibits abortion, many people take risks to do some illegal abortions, just say a number can be known: 05 years PC statistics 34W illegal abortion, that year only more than 470,000 newborn babies were born, that is, an average of 32 pregnant women have an illegal abortion. Do you suddenly feel that my Great Celestial Empire is still very good?
So Li Muge saw that the two girls wanted to know what this was, and then thought with his knees that Bai Xianya encouraged them to come to his room with a wicked smile, and at the same time, Ha Ji Won was ashamed to answer and let them find it themselves.
Sighing, Li Muge glanced at it, Pei Xiuzhi and his father are trendy enough, at this time, the PC is using TT's to support the big brand UNIDUS that has been circulated locally, and this one is fashionable enough to use DUREX.
Of course, Li Muge will not be the kind of conservative person, and at the same time, he knows that this age is the time to be interested in this aspect, and besides, girls have always been precocious than men, and it is not a big deal to want to know this, in order to let these two girls treat this kind of thing correctly, Li Muge will certainly not do this kind of frenzied behavior of watching hair films with these two girls and then telling them what the hell is this.
So Li Muge let go of the mouse with a look of pity under Kim Tae-hee's eyes, and then sat on the chuang and talked to the two girls very seriously about some things that can be done between a man and a woman or a woman and a woman or a man and a man. I really haven't used this thing, Li Muge, as a big man, of course doesn't like to bring this thing, so the other party is embarrassed to say it, and he won't say it stupidly, although this can protect women from accidentally getting pregnant. Pregnant or something, but Li Muge is not a scumbag, it's good to be really pregnant, how good it is to give birth directly. At this moment, when she heard Li Muge say it so clearly, Kim Tae-hee felt that she would also consider letting Li Muge wear this in the future, after all, she didn't want to have a child now, and having a child should be something that should be considered in a few years, and it was really too early.
The two little girls were fluttering and flashing their big eyes and listening to Li Muge's bragging, although many of them didn't know what they said, but they suddenly figured out a lot of things that they hadn't figured out before, such as why their parents would drive themselves to their small bedrooms to let themselves sleep alone at some nights, or some days when they came home from school early, they saw their parents come out in a panic and panting, and asked themselves helplessly why they came back so early. And so on and so forth.
The two girls who solved their doubts then apologized to Li Muge very politely, admitting that they shouldn't just run to Li Muge's room and rummage around, secretly glad in his heart that he had thrown away those dolls early, of course Li Muge was very generous and forgave them.
"By the way, why do you have time to come to my house today?" After talking for a long time, Li Muge suddenly remembered why these two girls appeared at his house today?
"We're on winter break, big idiot." Park Ji-yeon grimaced at Li Muge, and then pulled Pei Xiuzhi, who was still scolding each other for being a traitor just now, and jumped down with a smile, the little girl didn't feel too shy, after all, when Li Muge told them these things just now, her expression was very gentle and calm, and she didn't have the usual cheap look, so the two girls just felt that Li Muge was teaching them something, and subconsciously felt that the other party was telling themselves what was there to be ashamed of, which was common sense. So the two girls were not affected at all.
Watching the two girls go downstairs, Kim Tae-hee looked at Li Muge with a gentle face, "I'm surprised that you are so serious about talking to the two little girls about this." I thought you'd laugh at them. β
Li Muge didn't laugh, shook his head, "The little girl's mind is very sensitive, although these two girls are usually tight, but if I said with a mocking face just now that this is not what they should know, or teach them a lesson with a black face, then they will secretly learn about this kind of thing in the future even if they are interested and curious, at this time, they will be spoiled by the mess on the Internet, and even taken advantage of by some little children with ulterior motives, how could I make such a low-level mistake, young master." Eh~~ Daughter-in-law, don't pinch or pinch, I didn't say that I have ulterior motives for these two girls, I'm just in the position of a brother, you think too much. β
"Ah!!!h Hearing Li Muge's screams from upstairs, Park Ji-yeon, who was about to play a game upstairs, said to Pei Xiuzhi with a look of understanding, "I know this, but it's weird, isn't it usually a woman's voice?" β
(To be continued......)
PS: Don't spray me~~~~ At this time, these two girls are still children