Chapter 570: The Australian version of the hangover

Seeing the group of people lying crookedly, Wang Hao was also taken aback by his feat, would it be too exaggerated, almost half of them were already drunk.

One by one, drunk people collapsed on the floor, sofa, and stairs like mud, so that Wang Hao's results were quite good, he, the protagonist, was not drunk, but drunk others.

Banner lay on the couch, he hugged one of Justin's feet tightly, and from time to time he snorted and shouted, "Pour me another drink, I'm not drunk!" ”

And Justin is not much better, he has already taken off his coat when he was drunk and crazy before, and now the whole person is in a big shape, because one foot is held by Banner, he thinks he is trapped in a trance.

β€œHelp! Help! somebody-help, there's the devil! ”

After a few howls, he quickly closed his eyes again and began to fall asleep.

None of these people had any trouble-free guys, and Renault hugged Wang Hao's neck with a smirk: "Do you know? My wife is also pregnant and is a little princess. My daughter will marry your son in the future, no, no. Can't let her marry your son, so far. ”

"Whoever you like to marry, you can sit down and rest now." Wang Hao wanted to take the wine bottle in Renault's hand, but unfortunately the drunk man squeezed it tightly and refused to let go.

Covered in the smell of alcohol, Renault almost collapsed to the ground, and he burped: "I'll tell you a secret, I'm actually a bird." ”

So Wang Hao could only watch the mysterious Renault staggering into the open-air garden, squatting his body in the middle of the grass to learn bird calls. He also said that he was laying eggs.

patted his face, Wang Hao was already desperate for these people, and he knew that he was also drunk. He laughed breathlessly, and finally took out his mobile phone directly to record the scene.

In the end, Wang Hao had no choice, so he called the waiters and sailors on the ship, and asked them to help drag these people back to their rooms one by one to sleep, so as not to catch a cold here.

Moreover, it is quite dangerous for a drunk person to be on board, in case he runs to the deck in a daze, climbs over the railing and falls into the sea.

Wang Hao didn't want to encounter such a bloody thing, this was his farewell bachelorette party. It's supposed to be happy, but when it becomes a tragedy, you can't cry.

He helped Banner up from the couch, and Banner, who had already fallen asleep, opened his eyes in a trance. Then he broke free of Wang Hao and ran to the bar by himself.

At this time, there is a beautiful woman drinking alone next to the bar, and Banner does not forget to pick up girls after getting drunk.

"Unlock it for me, I want to see the latest news!" Banner suddenly came up with this sentence. Leave that beauty completely scratching her head.

Banner, whose eyes were foggy, urged, "Hurry-up! ”

"What are you talking about. Are you crazy? That beauty's personality was also very hot, she turned her head to look at Wang Hao: "Quickly pull your friend away, the old lady is not in the mood to play games with a drunk." ”

Wang Hao felt that there was already enough black history in his mobile phone, and he didn't mind any more, he was recording a video with his mobile phone, and said to the woman: "Wait a while, it will be fine immediately." ”

Who knew that after Banner saw the mobile phone Wang Hao held in his hand, he immediately said, "Look." I'm just that same smartphone, unlock it for me! ”

Now Wang Hao figured it out. Affection Banner thinks of himself as a cell phone, which is really funny.

The beautiful woman was also annoyed by Banner's entanglement, so she stretched out her finger and swiped it over Banner's chest, saying, "Okay, it's been successfully unlocked, you can leave." ”

Drunk people don't care about this, Banner reluctantly said, "I'm not Apple, I'm Samsung, this is not my unlock password!" ”

"Then what is your password, hurry up." The woman drank an astonishing amount of alcohol, and she poured herself a small glass of tequila while fooling Banner.

Banner stretched out his hand, and then lightly touched the two small grapes of this beauty's big breasts under Wang Hao's surprised gaze, and finally clicked on her lower abdomen in a counterclockwise manner.

With a "snap", a loud slap sounded, and the beautiful woman stepped back her body and threw it at Banner with a slap, "Stinky rascal!" ”

"Unlocked successfully! But I'm out of power, I'm going to go to the owner to recharge! Banner didn't see the potential to shake M, he touched his face and ran away with a smirk.

Wang Hao was worried that Banner would have an accident, so he hurriedly said to the beauty: "I apologize for my friend, he was just drunk, nothing more, sorry!" ”

Banner was pulling the waiter's sleeve at this time: "Do you see my master?" I'm out of power, I need to charge it quickly. ”

It's so stupid, it's not like the previous playboy at all, stupid and cute.

I couldn't stand it anymore, Wang Hao patted the back of his head and said, "Okay, okay, change the battery for you, there is electricity." ”

After leaving Banner on the bed with this waiter, Wang Hao had time to see Justin and the others.

Renault is still pretending to be a bird in the grass, and Justin is even more thorough, he only took off his coat before, but now he actually took off his pants too, leaving only a four-cornered **.

"It's crazy." A sailor spoke, and he and Wang Hao worked together to lift Justin off the couch and then send Justin back to his room.

Justin, who returned to the room, was not upset, he stumbled to the bathroom, squeezed some toothpaste, and began to brush his teeth, but the toothbrush did not move his head.

This made Wang Hao speechless for a while, can't these people be quiet when they are drunk?

Drunk people abounded, and Wang Hao worked with the sailors and waiters for a while before they were settled.

Of course, there are also men and women who have long left together, sweating in their respective rooms, and occasionally a few high-pitched moans can be heard when Wang Hao passes through the corridor.

You must know that the rooms on the Athena are all made of excellent soundproofing materials, and these people are too quiet, I don't know what exciting tricks they are playing.

After returning to his room, Wang Hao did not rest, he opened the window and began to call the dolphins with magic power, so that the dolphins in the nearby waters would come to the side of the ship to escort him, and if a drunk man fell off the boat, the dolphins could be saved.

After doing these things, Wang Hao turned on the hot water and began to take a shower, and then changed back into his clothes.

Early the next morning, Banner and the others became sober, and then formed a team to settle accounts with Wang Hao.

"Wang, you were really good yesterday, and you will come back tonight to fight for wine? I don't believe that so many people can't do anything about you, you must be cheating by filling water with wine. ”

"It's just that we all get a hangover, and you're not so mentally alone."

Wang Hao took out his mobile phone and shook it, and said proudly: "There are a lot of videos recorded here, do you want to see what you are doing when you are drunk?" (To be continued.) )