Chapter 811: Pee before going to bed
Wu Zhen was still verbose: "It's not that I said you, ah, the cultivation has gone up, but Su zhì has not improved, ah, what it was is and what it is now, it is still the same." Look at Lao Zhang, that's what they are—"
Don't, old Wu, Li Mantun interrupted Wu Zhen's nagging: "Don't mention cultivation to me from now on." Whoever mentions cultivation with me, who am I anxious with! Trapped here, I can't get out, and I'm still cultivating. It's not worth my bullshit, don't mention it, it's embarrassing. ”
That's it, that's it, it's still cultivating, damn! I peed on my own, but I got my own body, and I can't lose people. The other three echoed one after another, and Sun Buwu said: "It's so big that I was scared and trembling by two dogs." Lao Wu, don't mention cultivation in the future, this is scolding. ”
Fortunately, all five people have washing and changing clothes in their rings, as well as drinking water. Fortunately, it's just that the coat is dirty, and it hasn't penetrated into ** for a while. Wash your hands with water before changing your clothes.
Let's discuss what to do and how to get out of this wood. There is no good way, Li Mantun and the other four people don't know anything, and they are all counting on Wu Zhen.
Wu Zhen couldn't do anything. The key is that he can't see the slightest clue about this formation, and he doesn't know where to get his teeth.
Li Mantun handed out cigarettes to everyone. This cigarette came from Zhang Qiusheng. Since there is no way for Zhang Qiusheng, he will use his cigarettes to vent his anger. The other three had cigarettes on them, all of which were from Zhang Qiusheng.
Li Mantun finished smoking a pack of cigarettes, and then smoked Sun Buwu's. Each of them smoked four or five cigarettes, and their mouths were numb and bitter, not to mention good methods, and they didn't even come up with a bad way. The five of them smoked with their heads down, at a loss.
Wu Zhen did political and ideological work: "Everyone wants to think of a way, work together, and the three stinkers are ready to Zhuge Liang." You said that it was the ghosts and immortals who presided over the formation, right? So it's not a matter of consuming it like this, and no one can consume more energy than a ghost. ”
Hua Hanzhou said: "First Yungong will discharge the tobacco poison just smoked, and I will think about it later." "It's not that I haven't thought about it, and if I can't think of a way, it's better to detox first. It is not good for nicotine and cigarette tar to stay in the body for too long.
Five people exercise detoxification. After the poison is depleted, there is nothing else to do, and then I smoke. Sun Buwu also finished smoking a pack of cigarettes, and then it was Han Guanyang's turn to smoke.
Hua Hanzhou suddenly said, "Do you think this will work?" We weren't tall enough just now, only 200 meters. Landing diagonally in front of the bar, where Mushu and Kimura were just waiting. Later, we will fly higher and land diagonally towards the city. Forgiveness and Kimura won't run to the city to wait for us, right? ”
It's a good idea, at least better than no idea. Everyone threw away the remaining half of the cigarette butts, patted the dirt on their buttocks, took out the magic weapon, and took off.
brush, and it will rush to an altitude of 2,000 meters. No, you have to fly up. Don't expect two dogs to not be able to fly, that unforgiveness is originally in infancy, without the restraint of the body, who knows how high it can fly?
10,000 meters, stop and look down on the earth. The moon has sunk in the west, and the river meanders from west to east like a shining ribbon. In the middle of the night, the people in the city are already asleep, and only the lights are left to wait for the quiet night.
There are two mirror-like water surfaces in front of the slight oblique, which are Jinniu Lake and Bahe Lake, and between the two lakes are several rolling hills. It's all my own business now, and I'm really proud of it.
Below him, there are rolling mountains of teal. It is the Jiufeng Mountain Range, and the Qilin people call it the West Mountain. Qilin is really a place of outstanding people and treasures.
Looking back, you can clearly see the diving club next to Lake Bahe. The Great Spirit Gathering Array there was arranged by Wu Zhen himself. At that time, Wu Zhen was proud of his formation cultivation. Now that I think about it, it's really ridiculous. Just as Li Mantun said, trapped in the formation and unable to get out, the bullshit formation is cultivated. Thinking about it again, the Spirit Gathering Array was given by Zhang Qiusheng's grandfather, and he was just doing it according to the map, and he had nothing to be proud of.
Wu Zhen looked at the small huts in the Spirit Gathering Array. The naked eye can't see the details clearly, so I look at it with my sense. Each small thatched hut, most of the cultivators in it know each other, and they are all seniors, and they have to salute when they meet.
By the way, that's Yunyi's predecessor. I came to Enron Winery for a drink last night, and now I am meditating and have settled down. As for me, I found myself guilty and couldn't get out all night.
A high cultivator like Yun Yi is a cultivator, and it is impossible for someone to be peeped at when he meditates without noticing. Yun Yi immediately opened his eyes and looked around, he wanted to figure out who was peeping.
Clearly feeling that there was a divine sense peeping but not being able to find out the source, Yun Yi was shocked. Immediately ran out of the hut, raised his sword and looked around in a daze.
Wu Ji in mid-air was more scared than Yun Yi. What does this mean? It means that they are isolated, or that they are blocked in one direction. It's like blackout glass, the inside can see the outside, and the outside can't see the inside.
Wu Jian increased his divine sense, hoping to attract Yun Yi's attention. But it was useless, Yun Yi still looked around, and couldn't find where the peeping came from.
Wu Zhen called out to the other four brothers, asking them to use their divine sense with him to remind Yunyi's seniors. However, no matter how he shouted, Li Mantun and the others did not react at all.
Wu Zhen was so anxious that he stepped forward and pushed Li Mantun. Li Mantun reacted immediately. This reaction was not to respond, but to defend by force, and he didn't relax until he found out that it was Wu Zhen who pushed him.
Wu Zhen said: "Lao Li, let's use our divine sense to remind Yunyi's predecessors together. Let him know we're here, and bring someone to save him. ”
But Li Mantun looked at Wu Zhen blankly, and didn't hear what Wu Zhen was saying at all. Wu Zhen was in a hurry and hurriedly pushed the other three, and the same was the case. Even the voices were muffled, and we couldn't hear each other.
Yun Yi used his divine sense to search the surroundings, but found nothing. Coupled with the fact that Wu Zhen had regained his consciousness, Yun Yi thought that there was something wrong with his state of mind, and returned to the hut to continue meditating to see the reason.
Wu Zhen took out a pen and paper and figured out the words to communicate with his brothers. But the wind in the air was too strong for the paper to be flattened.
Han Guanyang tried to use sign language. They have only learned military sign language and cannot communicate in detail on a daily basis. Han Guanyang made a downward gesture, meaning to go down and talk again.
It's a good idea, it's too dangerous to stay in the air. Wu Zhen pointed to the diving club and changed the vertical landing to an oblique landing.
It's a great idea. When I arrived at the diving club, it was completely liberated, and I turned over and the serfs sang.
All five of them flew diagonally downward at the same time. Strange things happened again. No matter how much they lean downward, the diving club is always there. They were almost 180 degrees from the surface, and their altitude was decreasing, but they were not at all close to the diving club. Even as the angle changes, the distance is getting farther and farther.
Before they had time to think about it, the five fell into the woods again, still in their own pee.
The moon had set, and it was the darkness before dawn. The five of them did not speak, silently washed their hands, silently changed their clothes, and silently smoked.
After smoking two cigarettes, Wu Zhen ordered: "Sleep!" ”
Also, I can't run out anyway, so I might as well sleep. All five people had tents in their rings, and they all took them out and held them up.
Hey——, Wu Zhen spoke unintentionally, and then he found that his brothers could hear it. Joy is followed by frustration, what can you do if you can speak? Still can't get out.
Now that you can speak, let's say a few more words: "Use ropes to connect the tents, and don't scatter them." ”
Everybody knows that. Brothers can also strengthen each other's courage together. If anyone gets separated and becomes a lonely ghost, the terrible Cheng dù is unimaginable.
If Li Qiulan presided over this big array, it would not be terrible at all. Not to mention classmates and friends, at least Li Qiulan is soft-hearted and will not do too much.
But, damn it, this big array is presided over by ghosts and immortals. This is terrifying, who knows the thinking pattern of ghosts and immortals, what do they think? I heard that there is also a yin and yang double staggered array here. The ghost fairy's head cramped, and he took Lao Tzu to the underworld, can he find his way back? Can we, mortal bodies, withstand the cold of Hades?
Everyone is honest and uses ropes to string up the tents. I also double-check that the rope is strong enough. Lao Tzu is afraid of ghosts and immortals, and it is not wrong to be careful in everything.
In the city, Li Xiaoman, Xie Lizhu and Liu Ping have all gotten up. If you don't wash your face and brush your teeth, you run to the textile community. For them, daily morning exercise is very important. As long as you are in Qilin, you have to participate.
met Zhao Rufeng and Jing Changgeng at the gate of the community, and the two groups of people did not speak, and ran to the open space behind together. Li Qiulan has already led her friends to practice.
In the municipal hospital, Zhang Qiusheng was also ready to take a nap. From seven o'clock last night to now, a total of five surgeries have been performed. The success rate of surgeries at night in municipal hospitals is high. Somehow, this argument has gone viral. It was originally just circulated within the hospital, but now it is known by more and more patients.
Grandma's, this is a heart that doesn't let people sleep. It turned out that after two or three surgeries at night, I could still find time to sleep for a while. Now it's all five or six, or even seven or eight surgeries. In the long run, my old life will be lost here. Before I graduated, I would die, and I couldn't die anymore.
Zhang Qiusheng sighed like an old man, collapsed on the small bed on duty, closed his eyes and fell asleep after a while.
Li Mantun shrank into the tent but couldn't sleep for half a day. Counting the sheep, counting to more than 3,000, I still can't sleep. Come to think of it,, I didn't pee before bed. Peeing before going to bed has been a glorious tradition of Li Mantun since he can remember.
This glorious tradition is said to have been specially trained by the nanny who took him since he was a child, and he had to make a bubble of urine even if he didn't pee. The purpose is to be lazy and save him from getting up in the middle of the night to pee for him. The laziness of the nanny has made Li Mantun's unbreakable habit of life, and he will never be able to sleep without peeing before going to bed.
Get out of your sleeping bag and climb out of your tent. I looked around for a while, rubbed my eyes and looked again. Li Mantun suddenly jumped up like a burning butt and shouted: "Old Wu, Yangzi, Huazi, Lao Sun, get up!" ”
Wu Zhen actually didn't fall asleep. Lying in the sleeping bag, turning over and turning over again, my mind kept thinking about tonight's qiē. Scene by scene like a movie, he wanted to find out the mystery of this formation.