Qin Xiaomao has a personal experience of the saying 'slapping a swollen face and becoming fat' at this time!

At this time, his face can no longer be described by a face word!

If the slender and chubby face can be described as 'steamed buns', then his own face must at least be described as oversized steamed buns......

The whole face, now completely gone, this thing has always been a little handsome, from the forehead to the chin, the whole thing is already like a pump, completely bulging!!

The lips, in particular, were red and swollen as if they had been hung with sausages, and they were turned outward, revealing two rows of small white teeth.

Maybe the only thing that doesn't stand out too much is the thief's eyes!

But even if the eyes didn't protrude, the skin around them still bulged out, and the eyes looked like they were born with a telescope.

Qin Xiaomao ignored the crying of the girls on the ground, but after the flute passed, she grinned instead, took her mobile phone and started taking a selfie!

Seeing this, the slender strip became even more sloppy, "Woo woo...... Husband, don't scare me! If you die, I can widow you for the rest of your life...... But if you're going to be half-dead like this, and you're still mentally ill, I'm going to kill you first, and then I'll go down with you......"

"Oh my god! What do you want, ruined!! Qin Xiaomao was suddenly taken aback by her terrible thought, "Are you stunned by the recent novel?" ”

Hearing the pig's head in front of him say this, Slender stopped crying, sat on the ground and tilted his head to look at him, "Husband, are you sure you're okay?" ”

Qin Xiaomao is so angry. Furious, "I haven't had time to settle accounts with you about helping your sister last night!" You're a loser, aren't you? You wait for Lao Tzu. I'm going to have to skin you tonight! ”

Hearing that Qin Xiaomao still remembered the secret thing last night, he climbed up with great difficulty. Kabakaba eyes walked up to him......

"What are you going to do?" Looking at her like this, Qin Xiaomao was a little strange

Slender didn't say a word, stretched out his fat hand and pinched his face......

Qin Xiaomao was suddenly angry and funny, and knocked off her claws, "What are you going to do?" I've said it a few times and I'm fine, I just accidentally got stung by a wasp! By the way, what did you come to me for? ”

Listening to the sound repeated several times, it was still the familiar Yindang voice, and the slender strip relaxed his heart a little and patted his head. immediately remembered why he came: "My husband's front yard is messed up now, you should go and take a look......"

Qin Xiaomao's face suddenly darkened again, this ruined girl cried and cried in ink for a long time, if there was really something, it would have been delayed!

didn't talk nonsense, he just snorted coldly and walked towards the front yard, and now he was in a slender mood. It's very bad, if anyone who is looking for death comes to add to the chaos, he will definitely not ask the reason and go up is a kick.

But when I got to the front yard, I was stunned when I saw that scene......

In the hospital. At this time there were six or seven people, most of them upside down, and a few of them were standing with their teeth bared.

What the hell is going on?

Looking at the several women entangled on the ground, Qin Xiaomao's eyes were about to fall. Just now, at most, just over half an hour ago, weren't they all talking and laughing? How come this has been a long time......

"Will you let go?"

"Don't loosen! Unless a few of you loosen it first? Don't think that because there are too many people, this girl is afraid! ”

"Cut. If you don't let go! ”

"If you don't loosen it, you won't send it! Who's afraid of whom! ”

"What the hell are you guys!!" Wang Yuyan bared her teeth and shouted at the few disheveled little ladies on the ground, and at the same time asked Qin Xiaomao's doubts.

"Sister Yuyan. This little vixen, you don't know that she is relying on the third in the courtyard, and you don't know how much she has done to Sister Bingbing! How dare you make such a fuss today! I'm going to teach her a good lesson......"

The one who spoke was the female nutritionist in Xiao Zhou's mouth. That is, the Dai Tianjiao who Qin Xiaomao had a dragonfly dotting water before, this girl is holding the waist of another girl tightly with her legs at the moment, holding down one of her arms with one hand, and the other hand is grabbed by another girl, Lin Miaoxin!

The little lady who was caught was the future diva Xu Chun'er, who disappeared yesterday, and at this time, she grabbed Fan Bubing's chest clothes with one hand without showing weakness, and she was about to tear the rabbit out! At the same time, those legs are also sandwiched around Fan Bubing's waist!

As for Fan Bubing, he didn't care about the rabbit on his chest, and grabbed a cabbage with both hands and pressed it on his lower abdomen......

In addition to the few girls who were mixed up, there were two people standing not far from the side who looked like Qin Xiaomao.

One person is Xun Chunfeng, it seems that he has eaten Qin Xiaomao's vegetable physique during this period of time, but his physique has improved, and his half-body body is not so powerful! But he only recovered a little, and although his hands and feet were no longer shaking and he could walk normally, his mouth and eyes were still crooked.

The other, Qin Xiaomao didn't recognize it for a while, and the whole head was wrapped like Ah San. Exaggerationly, the face is also wrapped in white steps, leaving only eyes and a nose and mouth that is out of breath.

"Sister Tianjiao, let go first! If you break her in Brother Mao's yard, aren't you causing trouble for Brother Mao? Lin Miaoxin grabbed one of Dai Tianjiao's hands and refused to let go.

Wang Yuyan 'seemed' to be numb at this time, she made a look of impatience as she spoke, and kept looking towards the backyard......

"Ahh Not surprisingly, Wang Yuyan was suddenly taken aback by the person who suddenly appeared next to Slender Tiao, "Sister Miao Miao, where is Da Maozi!" Who is this pig's head......?"

"What the hell is a pig's head? Lao Tzu is your brother Mao!! Qin Xiaomao didn't care about being called a pig's head, but a strange smile appeared on his face.

Wang Yuyan, the little lady who was watching, screamed again, "Sister Miao Miao, is your family raising pigs?" ”

Grass! This......

But Wang Yuyan, the little girl, didn't wait for Qin Xiaomao and Miao Tiao to speak, so she said again to herself, "Sister Miao Miao." Hurry up and call Da Maozi! Your pigs are all sperm! ”

These words immediately made Qin Xiaomao angry, and the strangeness on his face also turned into anger.

Immediately drank heavily. "That's it! Stop!! Brother Mao is very angry now, and the consequences may be serious! ”

Everyone immediately stopped moving. Look at him......

Especially the half-paralyzed man and the Ah San man, their eyes were tightly focused on him!

Seeing this, Qin Xiaomao's tiger body was shocked, and a domineering leaking word suddenly appeared in the pig's head:

"What do you see? I'm your brother Mao! Not to scare you! Dare to do it in Brother Mao, all the men have cut it, and all the women have ...... Make up for it yourself! ”

Wang Yuyan couldn't take care of the brawny girls under her feet for a moment, and suddenly the flowers and branches of laughter trembled, from this unobtrusive tone, it was obvious that this was the big hair in her mouth, but I don't know if this shape was a link in her mouth before......

Then......

Dai Tianjiao's grip on Xu Chun'er's hand gradually loosened......

Xu Chun'er grabbed Fan Bubing's bulging hand. Also loosened......

But Fan Bubing's hand holding the cabbage didn't let go!

After Qin Xiaomao finished speaking domineeringly, he saw that the tense atmosphere eased slightly, and his anger eased slightly, and he walked in front of the women on the ground.

"Get up! What does it look like! ”

"How can she press me up?" Xu Chun'er was obviously quite disdainful of Qin Xiaomao's teasing words

Qin Xiaomao frowned, stretched out his hand and pointed at the so-called female nutritionist Dai Tianjiao, "Then you get up first!" ”

This newcomer naturally has no fear of Qin Xiaomao, and she is still holding back a fire for yesterday's smoke in the 'farm solemnity', "How can I get up from my hand that she is holding?" Tell you that you have to dare to pull the shelf, and you have good fruit to eat! ”

Qin Xiaomao is most annoyed by this threat! But I was about to scold her a few words. Seeing Wang Yuyan, she shook her head at him......

Suddenly sighed secretly, these aunts and grandmothers don't know what kind of messy relationship they have!

However, when she saw that Lin Miaoxin was still holding someone's hand, she immediately had a goal.

"Lin Miaoxin, why don't you let go of your hand first!"

"Why?"

"It's up to you to hold someone else's hand!"

"Then why are you talking to me in such a bad tone! Tell you I've put up with you for a long time! I'm not afraid to tell you. If you talk to me well, I'll be loose, or I won't be loose! See what you can do! ”

Qin Xiaomao was immediately happy, but this smile was still quite scary. "Are you scaring me?"

"Humph!" Lin Miaoxin didn't dare to look at his face, but just snorted coldly.

"What do you look at, losers! Hurry up and come here. Use your powerful arms worthy of a weightlifting champion to throw these wives out of the yard for me! Well. Fan Da Beauty kept the ...... first, "This thing's face is weird again."

"Why are you so biased?" This time, the three girls on the soles of their feet, except for Fan Bubing, almost shouted in unison to Qin Xiaomao's high decibel Jiao.

"Eccentric?" Qin Xiaomao suddenly smiled, "You are Brother Mao, I am the emperor, or what?" You are not my queen. Palace concubine, why do you say this! ”

When a few people heard this, they also felt that there was something wrong in their words, and they couldn't help blushing a little.

But before they could open their mouths to justify, Slender rushed over, "Husband, these people ......"

"Lost! Throw them all out! ”

"You dare!!" Xu Chun'er suddenly let out an angry shout

"Humph!" For this girl, Qin Xiaomao snorted coldly and said disdainfully, "You, the future queen, even if you have a man here, my brother Mao doesn't care about it, let alone you!" ”

"Da Maozi, Jiaojiao is my best friend, and the rest is ......" Wang Yuyan frowned, not knowing whether to continue the follow-up plot.

"Gillian I know in the computer, Jiaojiao, I don't know which one!" Qin Xiaomao didn't seem to have the intention of giving Wang Yuyan face

"You ......" Wang Yuyan's face suddenly flushed, not to mention the truth of everything in front of her, just look at how this thing changed its face so quickly!

Just when she was hesitating whether to say something, she saw that the fat on Qin Xiaomao's face began to tremble violently, and then she let out a strange laugh:

"Fun with you! Rattle! A dry of beauties, of course, except for certain ...... It's not that you don't know that Brother Mao, I have always been a person who pities fragrance and cherishes jade! Today, Brother Mao, I am generally quite happy, and I will invite you to dinner later! Hurry up and don't make a fuss! Brother Mao, I don't bother to ask why you're fooling around......"

"!! I know that you are pretending to scare people! But if this mask is used at a masquerade, it would be very good......" Xun Chunfeng suddenly came out with a clear sentence from afar.

Qin Xiaomao turned his head to see that the thing was still crooked-mouthed, so he couldn't help but walk over and patted him on the shoulder, "Little madman, is it better to eat vegetables?" ”

As soon as he heard Qin Xiaomao say this, Xun Chunfeng immediately glared, "Brother Mao's dishes are very good!" At least that's what you say! But that Ah San, my mother is going to rob me of the cabbage I came to pick up today! ! That's what started ...... it all did."

Qin Xiaomao was confused again, and said in a low voice: "How does he know? ”

"It's not my sister-in-law! Before, my sister-in-law saw that I would come alone today, so she kindly took the cabbage and prepared to send it to my home, and then naturally asked me about my condition and said something...... At this time......"

Xun Chunfeng paused at this point, "I just went out and saw this Ah San coming, and then he asked his female companion to snatch it away, preparing to escape...... Fortunately, Bu Bingmei snatched it back when she saw this, and then you saw the scene now!! ”

Looking at the slanted eyes of this product, a smile appeared on the corner of Qin Xiaomao's mouth, you don't believe what you say!

"Don't fool you, Brother Mao, and me! Hurry up and summon it truthfully! ”

"Brother Mao...... I'm telling the truth! ”

"!! Running the train with a mouth! It's better than Lao Tzu! Qin Xiaomao patted the shoulder of this thing as he spoke, and almost patted him down.

"Hey, Brother Mao, people are sick! Well, Brother Mao really wants to hear the truth? A hint of strange brilliance appeared in Xun Chunfeng's slanted eyes

"Hurry up and drop no nonsense!!" Qin Xiaomao was a little impatient, if it weren't for the fact that Slender Tiao was afraid of providing bad material for this fat girl novel, he would have pulled Wang Yuyan's little girl to ask directly.

"Hmm...... Well, ......" Xun Chunfeng got up again

"Do you say it, you stinky boy? Depend on! ”

"Brother Mao, please look back!"

Syllable!!!

Qin Xiaomao's conditioned reflex turned around, but there was a snap, and then it was dark in front of him, and then he fell into a short period of darkness. (To be continued......)