"Hey, Sui Ge. Are you sick? ”

While having lunch in the dormitory, Jiang Tao couldn't help but ask.

Gao Feng and Liu Xiaotong also looked at Sui Ge together, and seemed to agree with Jiang Tao's point of view.

"You're sick." Sui Ge glanced at the three of them.

"Don't say that, the three brothers care about your body." Gao Feng said, "You said, some time ago, the amount of food you ate couldn't be caught up with the three of us combined, so we all thought you had hyperthyroidism." Look at what you eat every day? Shredded radish, radish strips, radish skin, you even eat radish leaves, are you going to become a rabbit! ”

It turned out that the three of them mistook the three-yuan I Ching grass for a radish.

"What a fuss! I've told you that I'm just cleaning my stomach. Sui Ge said, eating another radish strip.

"What is so delicious about this radish strip!" Jiang Tao said, "Give me one." ”

Sui Ge was also stingy and gave Jiang Tao a small root.

Jiang Tao put it in his mouth and chewed it, and then said, "Sweet, juicy, and delicious...... Still, it's a turnip. ”

"Nonsense, not turnips, what do you think." Sui Ge said in a good voice.

However, it is such a small root, and after Jiang Tao ate it, some changes have also occurred. When he ate the radish strips, he suddenly found that he seemed to be full, and the remaining braised beef could not satisfy his appetite.

After lunch, Sui Ge lay on the bed and practiced Qi with the method of breathing in the Shennong Immortal Grass Recipe. It is not necessary to meditate, as long as you can meditate and breathe correctly.

Between Sui Ge's breath and breath, the aura between heaven and earth and the herbs and trees in the radish gradually merged in the abdomen, forming a trace of spiritual breath, wandering in the meridians, running for a week, and finally returning to the dantian - this is the true qi.

With every breath of breath, Sui Gedan's true qi in the field will increase a little bit.

Sui Ge was immersed in the wonders of breathing and breathing, feeling the true qi in the dantian become stronger little by little, as if he was asleep.

There are two physical education classes in the afternoon.

But the other three people saw that Sui Ge was "sleeping" soundly, so they didn't bother him.

When he went out, Jiang Tao took the sheep by the hand and took away the small half package of radish strips left by Sui Ge.

The three then walked towards the school playground together.

Halfway through, Gao Feng asked, "Jiang Tao, what are you doing with Sui Ge's radish strips, do you eat them as fruits?" ”

"Don't say it, this kid's radish strips are really delicious, it feels like fruit, no wonder Sui Ge eats it every day." Jiang Tao said, "I guess it may be a new variety, or you can try it." ”

"Okay, I'll try it and see what the difference is in this turnip." Gao Feng casually picked up two.

"I'll try it too." Liu Xiaotong was not polite, and when he heard Gao Feng and Jiang Tao say that this radish tasted good, he directly grabbed a few.

The three of them walked and ate until they reached the playground.

Beep! Beep!

As soon as I arrived at the playground, I remembered the whistle of the assembly.

The three of them hurriedly stood in line and lined up together.

This class is a basketball class, and after the assembly, the physical education teacher will begin to explain the essentials of shooting.

At this time, Jiang Tao, Gao Feng, and Liu Xiaotong noticed that they were feeling a little uncomfortable, and they were talking to each other and whispering.

"Jiang Tao, something is wrong, I feel my stomach is very swollen." Gao Feng said, "It's getting higher and higher. Could it be that you eat turnips and get gas? Won't it be a big fart, so many people, it's really a shame when the time comes. ”

"Gas? Is it really flatulence? I don't think something is right with my stomach. Liu Xiaotong said, a burst of blood and qi surged, and his face was red. All over the body, there seems to be a "qi" running up and down.

"What's going on. After eating a little bit of radish, it stands to reason that I won't be so bloated. Jiang Tao said, like Liu Xiaotong and Gao Feng, he also felt that his stomach was very swollen, and the whole person seemed to be inflated.

“……”

The physical education teacher who was lecturing frowned, stopped lecturing, and looked at Jiang Tao, Gao Feng and Liu Xiaotong.

Pity these three guys, unaware, and continue to talk about flatulence.

"You three! Yes, that's you! Stand on the playground podium! Right away! Instantly! ”

The physical education teacher saw that the warning in his eyes was useless to these three guys, so he decisively went crazy.

On the edge of the playground, there is a stone rostrum, which is where the school leaders sit when some activities are held.

Now, it has become a good place to punish the station.

The physical education teacher obviously wanted to lose face for these three guys, so he asked them to stand on the rostrum.

In this way, all students in physical education class can see it clearly.

The physical education teacher is tough, so Jiang Tao and the three of them didn't dare to reason with him, so they had to stand on the rostrum.

However, at this moment, the three guys felt that the situation on their bodies was getting more and more wrong, and it seemed that the qi and blood in their bodies were surging below their navels.

"If you don't see it, this is the end of not abiding by classroom discipline and disrespecting teachers! Take this as a warning! ”

The PE teacher pointed to the three people on the rostrum and said to the rest of the students.

The eyes of the classmates stared at the three of them in unison.

As a result, all the boys, petrified! Petrifaction! It's all petrified!

All the girls, first petrified, then lowered their heads with flushed faces.

I saw the three guys on the rostrum, with their pants under them propping up a high tent, standing tall and tall, like javelins.

Because it was a basketball class, Gao Feng and Jiang Tao were wearing basketball uniforms, shorts and shorts, which couldn't be covered at all, it was too obvious!

OK!

Liu Xiaotong secretly breathed a sigh of relief, although he also had a "situation", but because he didn't buy a basketball uniform, he wore a pair of trousers that he usually wears, which is not as obvious as Gao Feng and Jiang Tao.

But Liu Xiaotong couldn't help but rejoice that it was too early, because soon he heard a "rattle" - the zippers of his pants were broken!

At this time, the only thing Liu Xiaotong could be thankful about was that his underwear was still sturdy. Otherwise, I'm afraid he will crash to death on the rostrum.

The PE teacher was also petrified.

This is the first time in his life that he has encountered this situation.

At this time, Sui Ge had already converted all the grass and tree vitality in his body into true qi, so he stopped exhaling.

As soon as he got out of bed, Sui Ge suddenly found that his small half bag of radish strips was missing.

Suddenly, he felt bad!

It's not that he is stingy with these turnips, but that if one eats the small half pack of radish strips, it is likely to explode!

The vitality contained in the spirit grass is something that ordinary people can bear. Even the current Sui Ge didn't dare to eat the whole radish in one go.

So, Sui Ge almost rushed to the playground.

With Sui Ge's current cultivation, under running with all his might, the speed is so fast. In less than a minute, he was in the middle of the playground.

Then, Sui Ge saw a restrictive-level picture that shocked him.

Jiang Tao, Gao Feng and Liu Xiaotong stood on the rostrum so upright, obviously they themselves were all stunned at this time, and they were completely at a loss. The tent beneath the body resembles three bright flags.

On the playground, in addition to the grass science major, there are also students from other majors who are also taking physical education classes, as well as some students who play basketball and football, hundreds of people, all of them are fixed on the playground as if they have been immobilized, witnessing these three fierce supreme beings.

"Why are you stunned, hurry back to the dormitory!"

Sui Ge quickly rushed to the bottom of the rostrum and said to the three people.

The three guys, when they finally came to their senses, pressed down with one hand in unison, and then fled in a strange posture in the direction of the dormitory.

After returning to the dormitory, the three of them didn't even bother to catch their breath, and they vigorously pushed their little brother down. It's a pity that the little brother Di, who has just taken Lingcao and has "made up for it", is at the time of his full energy, no matter how they toss, he just refuses to bow his head.

Rinse cold water!

The three of them rushed into the bathroom in unison and washed it with cold water for half an hour.

Still doesn't work!

Drink Wang Laoji and get angry! Still useless.

In the end, the three of them had to come up with a killer plan and decided to watch a wool movie to soothe and soothe.

Who knows, the network speed of the campus network is not good, the online video is blocked by the green dam again, and the download speed is as slow as a snail.

In a fit of rage, Gao Feng almost smashed the keyboard.

"Sui Ge, what's going on?" Jiang Tao vaguely felt that the problem was Sui Ge's radish.

"What's going on?" Sui Ge pretended not to know, "I woke up late, and as soon as I arrived at the playground, I saw the three of you - hey, if I hadn't told you to run quickly, I'm afraid you would have to be watched as monsters by now." ”

"Isn't it because of those turnips of yours?" Jiang Tao said again.

"What turnips? Oh, the radish strips, I'm fine after eating them. Sui Ge said calmly, sighing in his heart, fortunately, Jiang Tao, this kid didn't eat alone, otherwise I'm afraid he would have exploded, and I don't know if he can save his life at that time. It's okay for three people to share the food, and it's even good for their bodies. It's just that their bodies have not been tempered and can't absorb the extra grass and tree vitality, so all the excess grass and tree vitality is pouring into their lower dantian, that is, three inches below their navel. This place is the place where the essence of the human body is hidden.

As a result, the excess grass and tree vitality in the bodies of the three of them all turned into essence, so such a wonderful show was staged.

"yes. Why is Sui Ge okay? Gao Feng wondered.

If it was really a problem with radish, then Sui Ge, who ate the most, should have had a problem a long time ago.

"Damn the internet speed, why can't I finish downloading!" Liu Xiaotong, who has always been calm and calm, was as anxious as a monkey at this time.

"Oh, if you want wool films, I still have a few on my computer." Sui Ge was really worried that he would suffocate these three guys, so he had to share all the good things he treasured.

Sui Ge clicked on a hidden text called "Hundred Schools of Thought" in the computer, and suddenly Kamiya, Daze, Ozawa, and Ikong appeared one after another, blowing, playing, singing, and passionately interpreting.

Gao Feng, Jiang Tao and Liu Xiaotong finally found a catharsis point, and the three guys entered the bathroom one after another, and after soothing it several times, they finally succeeded in "getting off the fire".

By this time, all three of them were already exhausted and panting.

"By the way, congratulations to the three of you, who also made the headlines on campus forums. So, don't be jealous of me next time. Sui Ge laughed.

"What-"

Gao Feng screamed, and the monkey hurriedly entered the campus forum. Sure enough, the name of the top post is:

"The people who live with 'Brother Weeds' are not mortals. 403, Yang Dingtian! ”

Click on the post and take a look, Jiang Tao, Gao Feng and Liu Xiaotong are petrified together, and then weathered.

I saw that in the post, there are three pictures, the first chapter is the backs of three people, and there are three numbers on it, which is their bedroom number 403.

The picture in the second chapter shows three people standing on the rostrum like javelins. Among them, Liu Xiaotong's zipper is broken. On the chests of the three people, three Chinese characters were added: Yang! Top! Sky!

The third chapter picture is a vision. The whole playground was filmed, all petrified, staring at the scene of the three people.

"Oh my God. Lao Tzu is going to be a virgin for the rest of his life! ”

Gao Feng yelled in the dormitory. People say that they became famous as soon as they took it off, and now the three of them are also famous if they don't take it off. However, Gao Feng suddenly realized that I am afraid that in the four years of college, no girl will take the initiative to talk to him.

After the "Yang Dingtian" incident, Gao Feng, Jiang Tao and Liu Xiaotong became famous "in one fell swoop". However, these three people have also become the "plague gods" in the eyes of women, and any girl who sees them is like seeing a plague god, and she can't avoid them.

And dormitory 403 has also become the most famous dormitory on the crazy campus, and even in the entire University of Tokyo. Nowadays, no one mentions the 403 dormitory in Building 6, they have to say, "Amazing, amazing, that dormitory, all of them are not mortal!" ”。