"Brother Big Bird, I can't see that you have a good set of pickles, when will you reveal your tricks, let us see and see."

Shi Wan'er left, Xi Weifeng ran over again, and saw Cai Hongming looking at Shi Wan'er's graceful figure leaving, his eyes were about to bulge, and he couldn't help but tease.

"Since it's a trick, do you think I'll pass it on?" Cai Hongming said angrily.

"Come on! Say you can and you're really up, let's next door. The white yaks I wish are about to be blown into the sky by you. Just your two, it's okay to deceive the little girl in kindergarten, if you want to pick up a girl, you have to learn from your brother, don't you know that we are the Gulang love saint? Xi Weifeng consciously shook his forehead in a chic and handsome manner, and said coquettishly.

Cai Hongming glanced at him and said lightly: "Love Sage, I look at birds. The beast is pretty much the same. Have you forgotten that someone splashed water when you were studying? ”

"It's said that it was a misunderstanding, okay?" Xi Wei said angrily.

That time was really unlucky, I didn't look at the days when I went out.

That day he went out to look for a friend, and on the way he met a girl, so he didn't die and happened to be on the same road, and he followed the girl wherever she went. Coincidentally, the girl happened to be a girl at school, and she knew him, knowing that he was a bad guy who was a bully in the school, thinking that he was going to do something bad to her, and she was nervous all the way.

Walk through one street, three storefronts, five turns, and turn into an alley.

When the girl saw him following, she trotted up in a panic, and in a few moments ran to a room in front of her.

He was just about to find a friend who lived here, so he knocked on the door, but before he could knock, the door opened by itself, and then a bucket of cold water was poured on his head. And then he saw the girl come at him with a stick the thickness of her arm, screaming "Kill you bastard, kill you bastard" as she hit him back.

Fortunately, his family heard the sound and ran out in time to stop the girl who was about to commit violence, otherwise he would have been beaten to death by the girl.

But even so, he took a few hits, and his body was bruised. However, he knew his brother very well, and it was not easy to pursue it, so he had to consider himself unlucky. Later, this matter somehow spread to the school, and it became a version of him being beaten in order to pick up the girl's dead skin and follow someone's house, and he was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. If he had done this, he would have confessed it, but unfortunately he didn't. He is really more wronged than Dou E, and he feels that it is almost snowing in June.

People who are familiar with him always like to talk about this when they encounter pickled girls, and they are about to become a classic example of teaching by word and deed.

Xi Weifeng was immune to these people's words, and regardless of Cai Hongming's ridicule, he said: "Brother Big Bird, in a few days we will go to the picnic to make a nest, do you want to go." ”

"No, no." Cai Hongming said in a decisive manner.

The soil nest mentioned by Xi Weifeng is the same as the tribute sweet potato in southern Fujian, which is to dig a pit underneath, and then use the sun-dried soil to build an earthen kiln or a nest on it. However, the soil nest they finally asked for tribute was filled with potatoes, and the southern Fujian side was sweet potatoes. Speaking of which, he had to complain. Every time he went to the picnic, in addition to making soil and potatoes, these birdmen went to the creek not far from the forest to fish for the kind of loach that was only the thickness of the little finger and about ten centimeters long, and came back to cook soup, and he wanted to vomit after eating.

He didn't understand that there was nothing delicious about the tasteless potatoes, and these people actually went to pay tribute to potatoes every time.

So he went once and didn't go, boom, after eating potatoes, he came back and farted all day, and it was potato-flavored, and his grandmother was a bear.

"I'm not going, we've got a dog this time, and we're going to cook it over there." Xi Weifeng understood his thoughts, so he seduced him.

"Really, what color?" Cai Hongming was a little moved, eating dog meat on this day is undoubtedly a very enjoyable thing.

"Black."

"It can't be a pug, right?"

"Don't worry, it's a dirt dog."

"Alright then, call me then." Cai Hongming finally couldn't help but be tempted. Confused, nodded.

"Well, but that's fine, you can deal with the dog."

Cai Hongming's family heirloom plaster recipe has several recipes boiled with meat, which can strengthen the body and nourish yin and yang, so he came to him, and the beef last time was the same.

"Yes, but you have to kill and cut into pieces, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with at that time, and you will have to prepare a large pot to cook."

"Yes."

The two made an appointment, and Xi Weifeng continued to go back to eat with the group of fox friends and dogs.

Cai Hongming had nothing to do, and when he saw that there were guests adding dishes, he went over to help. While she was busy, she looked at Shi Wan'er, and she happened to look at each other, looking at each other, as if there was a wisp of love secretly lingering and intertwining in her heart.

Now is the time to go public, and there are more people busy, and they see that the little fat man is too busy. After Cai Hongming was busy, he went over to help with the lamb skewers.

After roasting, when he looked up, he saw that the little boy who hit him in the eye last time was held in her mother's arms, and there was a man next to him, like her father, and several people walked slowly towards this side together.

"Dad, this bad uncle bullies me a lot." When she got closer, she heard Yaya pointing at him and complaining to her father.

"How did I bully you, I remember that you beat me last time." Cai Hongming said.

"That's because you pretended to be a puppy and wanted to bite me, and you had to scratch my golden hoop stick into mud last time in my sister's store, and beat my little ass. Dad, he's a bad guy. ”

"Okay, Yaya, he is a friend of his father, and he will be called uncle in the future, do you know it, you can't be rude." Yaya's father spoke.

"Looks like an uncle, right?" Cai Hongming corrected that he was a year older than him. The person in front of him is called Gu Lixian, a person from the town, and his junior high school classmate, who later married his wife and moved to the city to sell tea, and he hasn't seen him for a while.

"It seems like he's a year older than me." Gu Lixian smiled, looked at the barbecue stall, and said, "It looks like business is good." ”

"It's okay, aren't you selling tea in the city? How can I come back when I am free. ”

"The rent of the shop over there is expensive, and the business is not good. I think the rent of our store here is cheaper, and the environment is not worse than that over there, so I moved back, even if I can't sell it, it's not your father. I remember your dad used to drink a lot of tea every month. ”

"It has to be good tea, and it's cheap, or you don't want to sell it to him."

"Auntie, auntie."

The two were talking, when they suddenly heard the girl waving to the front. Cai Hongming turned his head and saw Shi Wan'er coming over with grace. At this time, he remembered that he seemed to hear the maid call Aunt Shi Wan'er in the bakery. Sure enough, "if there is an aunt, there must be a nephew", and they are not characters to mess with.

"Auntie hug, aunt hug."

Yaya struggled in her mother's arms to let Shi Wan'er hold her, but her mother Shi Xiaoying had no choice but to let Shi Wan'er take over.

Yaya was obviously closer to her aunt than her mother, and as soon as she was hugged by Shi Wan'er, she whispered in her ear, and looked at Cai Hongming vigilantly as she spoke. You don't have to listen to it, and you know it's not a good word. I didn't know what to say, but it made Shi Wan'er giggle.

Seeing Cai Hongming looking over curiously, Shi Wan'er couldn't help glaring at him and said, "This kind of person should be beaten." ”

Needless to say, he must have been talking about the slap in the eye at the bus stop again.

This little kid really can't clean up, I'll have to break her ass another day. This little guy is not only uncute, but simply very uncute.

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