On the way back, Cai Zhengxian checked the trap cage that he had put down in the morning, but found that there was not half of the prey in the urn, and he felt a little stupid, so he used a knife to destroy those traps. lest after he is gone, and his prey falls into a trap, and he does not come to take it and starves to death, then he will be a sin.

When he was about to approach the place where he saw a hornet's nest more than one person tall on the mountain, Cai Hongsheng ran home to get a raincoat, rain boots and other things to put on, and ran up with a huge plastic bag, followed by a person.

Cai Hongming and Cai Zhengxian glanced at each other and asked, "Why is this fool here?" ”

"When they saw me carrying something on the way, they followed me desperately, and they didn't listen to anything. I didn't bother to bother with him. ”

After Cai Hongsheng finished speaking, he took the plastic bag and walked towards the tree with a hornet's nest. The hornet's nest grew so large that it pressed the branches low, and even the hornet's nest was carried not far from the ground. Cai Hongsheng found a stone from the side and put it next to the hornet's nest, stood on it, and directly took a large plastic bag and put it under the hornet's nest.

Cai Hongming and Cai Zhengxian saw his movements, and hurriedly ran away, so as not to be stung by the hornets that flew out of his hornet's nest.

After they ran out, they saw that the fool who came up with Cai Hongsheng was still standing there stupidly watching, and hurriedly called him over. But the fool didn't listen, but just stood there and watched curiously. When Cai Hongsheng made a disturbance in the hornet's nest, and the hornets flew out and saw him flying towards him, he was so frightened that he ran quickly, but it was too late.

Cai Hongming and Cai Zhengxian saw it, and hurriedly took off their clothes outside and ran over to help drive away the hornets that stung him.

By the time the hornet was driven away, the fool had been stung several times on his head and face, but in a few moments, he was swollen.

Seeing that his eyelids were so swollen that he couldn't see his eyes, and his head was swollen after being stung a few times, like a Buddha's head funny, Cai Hongming and Cai Zhengxian laughed heartlessly.

The fool is from the village, his real name is Ah Xi, and he is a relative of Cai Hongming and his family, and he has played with him since he was a child. Physical personality is nothing, but people are very stupid, how stupid is it? He will do whatever people tell him to do, but sometimes his personality is twisted, and he is disobedient regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one.

He has a lot of scenery, he once pooped in class, when Cai Hongming was at the same table with him, he was so angry that he wanted to kick him to death; once lifted a girl's skirt, saying that it was so breathless that it would sweat inside; once peed on the side of the stage when the national flag was raised; I once said to the female teacher who was substitute for the teacher, "Teacher, I'm hungry, can you give me the steamed buns on my body to eat" (the female teacher has big breasts, he thinks he is hiding the steamed buns).

Anyway, there are countless things about him, and the list goes on.

Sometimes Cai Hongming can be angry with him, so he often has a wooden stick at home, and he will beat him if he is unhappy. He thought that the reason why the fool looked so normal now had nothing to do with being beaten by him.

After a while, Cai Hongsheng came out of the woods with a hornet's nest, only to see the hornets flying headless and brainless in the plastic bag, which made people's scalps numb. At this time, the fool didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he pulled his leg and ran down the mountain, and he couldn't see that people were scratching their heads.

"What's wrong with this idiot?" Cai Hongsheng said strangely.

Cai Hongming shook his head, he didn't know what was going on.

After catching the wasp, the three of them went down the mountain.

Back at home, the wasp was half-dead because it was locked in a plastic bag and it was not breathable. Cai Hongming went to buy a few large bottles of high-alcohol wine, and together with Cai Hongsheng and Cai Zhengxian, he took out the wasp in the plastic bag and put it in it to soak.

After the three of them put all the wasps in the plastic bag into the bottle to soak in wine, it was almost dark, and Cai Hongming and others quickly disposed of the remaining bee pupa.

The hornet's nest, which is more than one meter high, has countless bee pupae and cannot be eaten in a day, so they take out the top layer of bee pupae first, and keep the rest for tomorrow.

In the evening, Cai Hongming fried the bee pupae and sprinkled them with pepper and salt, boiled muntjac or boiled in white water or hot pot or braised or marinated with garlic juice and salt, mixed with eggs and sweet potato flour and fried, which made a table of delicious dishes. Of course, it's not all meat dishes, and there are a few kinds of greens. I don't know if I smelled the fragrance, but the fool actually stepped on the meal and brought his wife over.

This fool is also lucky, although he married a wife who is a little ugly, but he has a good family and keeps a family in good order, and everyone in the village praises him.

"What are you doing here?" Cai Hongsheng asked when he saw the fool.

"I'll bring my wife to eat the bee chrysalis I caught with you." The fool raised his head and said confidently.

"I caught it with you?" Cai Hongsheng raised his eyebrows when he heard this.

"Of course, look at my face, if I wasn't caught with you, can I be stung by a wasp?" The fool pointed to his face and said.

At this time, if anyone says he is stupid, then who is really stupid.

When Cai Hongsheng heard this, he was so angry that the top of his head was about to smoke, and said to the fool: "Come here, I promise not to kill you." ”

"I'm not afraid." The fool said stiffly: "You can only fist cranes, I will have a tiger and crane double fist, one more punch than you, so I'm not afraid of you." ”

"When did you learn the Tiger and Crane Twin Fist?" Cai Hongsheng was surprised.

"My wife is a tiger, and of course what I hit is the tiger and crane double fist." After speaking, the fool also compared a white crane to dry his wings, and saw Cai Hongming and Cai Zhengxian in the hall laughing. Cai Hongsheng was speechless to the sky, talking to this fool, he felt that his IQ was much lower.

"Okay, okay, don't talk so much nonsense, let's eat together. Xiaohua sits, you're welcome to come here, we're used to messing with Axi. Cai Hongming said to his foolish wife Huang Xiaohua.

"Hmm." Huang Xiaohua was brought over by a fool to rub several meals, but she was used to it, looked at it, and found that Cai Tianshou was not there, so she couldn't help asking, "Uncle, what about them?" ”

"Inside." Cai Hongming said to Cai Hongsheng, who was still angry: "Go and call the second uncle, second aunt, and grandfather to come out for dinner." ”

Cai Hongsheng hurriedly ran to call. After a while, a few old people came out, and the hall was suddenly crowded and shouting.

The fool saw muntjac and wasps on the mountain, and knew that there was something good today, and had already run over to investigate it several times, so he waited for the meal to start, so as soon as the meal was served, he immediately stuffed a large piece of muntjac meat into his mouth, and even his wife ignored it. Seeing that Cai Hongsheng really wanted to beat him.

After eating, Cai Hongming went to his home to get a bag of Northwest specialties and gave it to the fool, but he didn't expect him to take it, flip it over, and said angrily: "This bag is not as big as Zhengxian." ”

Even his wife Huang Xiaohua couldn't look at it now, and pinched him on the waist.

"What I said is true." The fool touched his waist that was pinched by Huang Xiaohua and said stupidly.

"When did you see me giving Jeonghyun something?" Cai Hongming asked curiously, he remembered that the fool was not there that day.

"That night I saw him take his things home, and I also saw you riding your bike with things to give away, each bag bigger than mine."

Unexpectedly, this guy's eyes were quite sharp, and Cai Hongming had no choice but to say: "I'll give you another pack of sand jujube later, so that you are satisfied!" ”

"Hmm." The fool nodded this time, expressing satisfaction.

Cai Hongming glanced at him and teased: "I used to see you stupid, but I didn't expect to be smart now when I marry a wife!" ”

"Of course." The fool said, "In the future, I will have a bunch of smart children with my wife who are more than my pigs." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped on the head, and when he turned his head, it was his wife Huang Xiaohua, and he couldn't help but ask innocently: "Wife, why are you beating me?" ”

When the people in the hall heard this, they burst into laughter.

Huang Xiaohua was ashamed and annoyed, why did she become such a fool?