The first update——

"Hey, do you want to do business anymore? I want to buy the best camera, and you actually recommend me a normal color? Is this the way you do business? "Lin Bai is full of bags.

The clerk delayed the time bitterly and said: "Brother, we have to do business with conscience, and a conscientious businessman will never cheat customers, and he will never let customers buy things and go back to find them flashy." You see, the most important thing about shopping is cost-effectiveness, you just need to take some portraits, you really don't have to be so high-end......"

"Value for money?" Lin Bai snorted dissatisfiedly: "Brother only learned a sentence not long ago, only Dick Silk pays attention to cost performance." ”

The clerk rolled his eyes at Lin Bai and thought: Your style, temperament, and mannerisms are not just dicks? However, the girl you captured is obviously Bai Fumei, you must have drugged her and taken nude photos of her to blackmail her money, and I will never allow an evil person like you to run rampant in the world.

The clerk was pulling around, while taking the corner of his eye to glance at the entrance of the computer city, finally, several policemen wearing dark blue police uniforms appeared, Shiqiaopu Police Station is very close to the computer city, so the speed of the police is also very fast, it is only a few minutes, the police have arrived.

The clerk was relieved, and the look of awe and fear towards Lin Baigong just now was swept away, and he suddenly grabbed Lin Bai's sleeve and shouted, "The police are coming, I caught him." ”

"Nani~?" The second monk Lin Baizhang was puzzled: "What bad thing did my brother do?" You're going to call the police to arrest me? ”

The so-called life does not do bad things, and is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, Lin Bai thought about it carefully. He really hasn't done anything to be arrested by the police recently, and he really has to say that he has done something inauthentic recently. That is to molest five actresses who want to climb the dragon and join the club, but that kind of thing is willing to fight and suffer. The police can't take care of it, right? If you want to catch them, you have to catch those five women.

The policeman came over, two men and a woman, but they were not as excited as the clerk. There are too many false cases reported in recent years, and it is better not to get excited until the investigation is clear. For example, not long ago, an old lady called the police to say that there was a vicious dog at the door of the house, and she was so scared that she didn't dare to go out, and the police quickly found a two-meter-long stick to run to support, but when they arrived at the place, they saw that it was a small dog with a big palm, and the birth time was only one month. I haven't weaned my milk...... (Real News)

The policeman walked closer and looked at Lin Bai carefully, from the outside, Lin Bai is very dick, but he is not like a vicious villain, as for the elf princess, it does look like she has taken medicine, and the three policemen looked at Lin Bai with the attitude of treating the "vicious dog": "This gentleman, please cooperate with us to ask a few questions." ”

Lin Baiqi said: "What do you want to ask me?" ”

"What is your relationship with this young lady? Let's not talk about why she dressed like an elf. Why doesn't it look groggy or not? The only female policeman among the three policemen asked with a cold face, this policewoman is actually okay, but Lin Bai is used to seeing flat-chested policewomen, although the woman has a flat chest. But the face is definitely first-class, and even Lin Bai has raised the aesthetic requirements of the creature of the "police flower" very high, so he feels that the female police officer in front of him looks very ordinary.

"I'm friends with her. Very good kind of friend, as for her current state. Cough...... Funny to say, she was stunned by the price of the camera that day. Lin Bai explained honestly.

"Good friends? Stunned by the price? A look of suspicion rose on the policeman's face. Is it a bit abnormal for a good friend to be scared like this by the price, right? Isn't it just one or two thousand? Even if it is the poorest poor person in Shuangqing, one or two hundred thousand yuan will not scare people into scaring and stupid. Poor people can't afford to buy things, at most "phew" and say that they are too expensive, just walk away, why do you want to be dizzy?

The clerk shouted next to him: "Mr. Policeman, the situation in front of me is clear at a glance, there is only one truth, this girl is a cosplay lover, she may be dressed as an elf on some otaku party or other occasions, and this man is an otaku, he saw that the girl's cosplay elf is very beautiful, so he moved his evil thoughts, gave her a strange medicine, made her confused and didn't know anything, and then ran to buy a camera to take nude photos of her...... The evidence is conclusive, there is no need for interrogation, and he will be directly arrested and imprisoned for ten or eight years. ”

"I rub, so can I make it up? It's a waste if you don't go to be a screenwriter. "Lin Bai sweated profusely.

"Don't be noisy, are you a cop or am I a cop?" The story of the three policemen who were also made up by the clerk is also unclear, are you really watching a TV series?

Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I am good friends with this girl, and she even lives in my house, if you don't believe it, you can go with me to see it." ”

Out of a businesslike attitude, the policewoman stretched out her hand to Lin Bai and said, "ID card, take it out and take a look." ”

Lin Bai handed over the ID card, the female policeman glanced at it a few times, and didn't think there was anything unusual, Lin Bai's name was a little familiar, but she couldn't connect the dick man in front of her with the patriotic businessman Lin Bai, and thought it was the same name and surname, pointed to the elf princess and said, "What about her ID card?" ”

"This ......" Lin Bai was stunned, not good, where did the elf princess get her ID card, Ya is a typical black hukou.

"Is there any proof that you are friends or acquaintances?" A policeman said: "If we can prove that you are good friends, we will let you go immediately, but if we can't, we must take you back to the police station first for the sake of protecting this young lady, and wait for her to come to her senses." ”

Lin Baida thinks from the bottom of his heart that the police's handling method is very fair, and this is a good policeman who is responsible for the people, but ...... It's really hard for yourself.

Lin Bai hurriedly shook the elf princess: "Hey, wake up!" Come to your senses. ”

"It's so expensive...... More than 20,000 ...... It's so expensive...... I can only earn 8 yuan an hour of part-time work......" The elf princess muttered in the demon language, her head still not very clear, and her demon language fell into the ears of the policemen, like she was muttering nonsense when she was delirious.

The eyes of the police and the clerks are becoming more and more suspicious.

Lin Bai really wanted to cry without tears, but suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he grabbed the clerk and said, "I have a way to make her sober up, but I need your cooperation." ”

"How do you cooperate?" The clerk said curiously: "What does your medicine have to do with me?" ”

"I wiped it, and I said I didn't get drugged." Lin Bai said: "Please change the price tag in the window and change this camera to 8 yuan a piece...... As long as she gets it like this, she'll definitely come to her senses. ”

"Cut, are you stupid for me?" The clerk jumped up: "What kind of nonsense are you, how can anyone see the price tag and be sober, it's just nonsense." actually asked me to change the label, in case I changed the label, you immediately took the label and had to buy one for 8 yuan, who should I cry to? The last time there was a camera with the original price of 8888 yuan, we marked the wrong price to 88.88 yuan, and the customer insisted on buying it with 88.88 yuan, and our shopkeeper really sold it as soon as he gritted his teeth. In a word, righteousness! ”

This clerk is talking nonsense, saying that Lin Bai has two big heads, and what Lin Bai said is really too unscored, how can he change the price tag to make people sober? The three policemen also didn't believe it at all, and looked at Lin Bai with even more suspicious eyes.

"I'm telling the truth, if you change the label, she will definitely wake up, and I won't insist that you sell me the camera for 8 yuan, as much as you want." Lin Bai patted his chest and said.

"I don't believe it." The clerk stiffened his neck and said: "I understand, you are a new type of deception, you just want to deceive the camera in our store, and you actually cheat in front of the police, it's too arrogant, three police comrades, quickly arrest this guy and lock him up for ten or eight years." ”

The three policemen stood by and watched, they looked like a sloth on the grassland, stretching out their heads to look left and right, when Lin Bai spoke, the three heads looked at Lin Bai together, and when the clerk spoke, the three heads turned to look at the clerk together.

"Hey, hey, it's just a price tag."

"I won't change it!"

"Don't be so excessive!"

"You're going too far."

The clerk and Lin Bai were steeled, and the three policemen were not in a hurry at all, they were slowly watching the show on the side, in their police careers, they had seen too much of this kind of messy bullhide, and they were stupid in a hurry, so it was better to take a look at it on the side.

Lin Bai didn't have anything to do with the stubborn clerk, if he wanted to say that he was a bad guy, he wasn't, he should be a good clerk with a strong sense of justice, but he didn't know how to work around at all, and it didn't work to say anything.

Lin Bai flattened his mouth and said, "Hey, I said brother clerk, don't force me to make a trick." ”

The clerk snorted, "What tricks do you have?" There are three policemen here, if you beat me, you will die, and you will be arrested and imprisoned for ten or eight years. ”

Lin Bai snorted: "My trick is to call your shopkeeper." ”

"Che, do you think I'm afraid you'll call the shopkeeper? If I had a bad attitude towards my customers, you would have scared me by calling the owner, but this time I took advantage of it. The clerk didn't hesitate at all: "Call the shopkeeper and call the shopkeeper!" He immediately made a phone call, and after about a few minutes, a fat middle-aged man ran in from outside.

This is the shopkeeper, it turns out that this camera shop has rented a warehouse upstairs in the computer city, and the shopkeeper happens to be counting the inventory in the warehouse today, otherwise he would have come out to do justice a long time ago. He came down after receiving a call, and when he saw the situation in the store, there were actually three policemen, and he was shocked: "What's wrong?" What's going on? ”

Lin Bai smiled and beckoned to the shopkeeper: "Brother, I want to discuss with you." ”

The shopkeeper came over blankly: "What are you discussing?" ”

Lin Bai smiled evilly and said, "How about selling me your shop?" (To be continued......)

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