Chapter 159 Famous dishes Bashu fresh
Northeast, a city, in a KTV.
"Occupy the North! I heard that your little brother is quite fierce? ”
In the middle of the sofa, a middle-aged man who was thin and thin, holding a cigarette holder between his thumb and forefinger, smiled at the middle-aged man next to him and called Tong Zhanbei.
"Hehe,, what's so fierce? JB stabbed the tank, is it fierce? Tong Zhanbei smiled and crossed his hands and asked casually.
"Why do you seem to have eaten gunpowder, but you have never heard of him!" The middle-aged man, who was thin and a few years old, bared his big teeth, and asked the young man who was sitting on the very edge, eating fruit all the time, wearing a blue and white sportswear in the eighties, and stepping on white cloth shoes with a card-edged card: "Brother!" What's wrong? As soon as I came in, I was so far away! Why, you can't look down on me!? ”
"Hehe, no, I'm scared of you!"
The young man ate a petal of orange and said vaguely.
"Zhang Jun, right?" The thin middle-aged man asked again.
"Yes, my name is Zhang Jun!" The young man nodded.
"Hey, it's not interesting for us to stay, let's play a game?" The middle-aged man who is not a little thin, Zhang Luo said.
"Okay! What are you playing? ”
Zhang Jun glanced at Tong Zhanbei and saw that he didn't speak, so he nodded and agreed.
"I heard others say that you, the tiger opens its mouth to break the tiger's teeth, and the dragon floats in the water and draws the dragon's tendons!! I don't believe it, we have a dish on this pimple, I've seen it, but I haven't dared to eat it! I just want to know, do you dare to taste it! The middle-aged man who was thin and didn't pull a few times, rubbed his sandalwood beads with his right hand and asked with a smile.
"As soon as I heard you say something so evil, I really wanted to try it!! But if you let me eat, I'll eat it, the plot is a bit white! Zhang Jun said casually.
"What, can it not be in vain?" The middle-aged man asked.
"Let's add some color!" Zhang Jun pulled away the young lady who was accompanying him and said as he scurried forward.
"Okay! If you want to eat, I'll talk about it, Zhanbei put me here for the little money, I'll let him take it today, do you think it's okay? The middle-aged man pointed at Zhang Jun and said.
"Say it in advance, I'm an extreme person, I believe you, don't lie to me! Hehe! Zhang Jun took a preventive shot.
"Holy shit, I'm dry, talk counts! If you eat, I'll do it! The middle-aged man patted the table and said with an oath.
"Come on, then! Growing so big, I haven't seen anything I can't eat! Zhang Jun pulled Tong Zhanbei away and took his hand, and said casually.
"Come, little sister! Hurry up and give him that Bashu fresh! ”
The middle-aged man named Ganba Si laughed and shouted at the girl who accompanied the wine.
"What's the deal? Sichuan cuisine?? Zhang Jun asked Tong Zhanbei with a smile, but Tong Zhanbei frowned and didn't speak.
"Fourth brother, is it really neat?"
The girl asked with a wink.
"How? Let the fourth brother lose his words? Ganbasi said unhappily.
"Then you wait, I'll let them find it!"
The girl dropped the melon seeds and nodded, and walked out. More than a dozen people in the house, continued to push the cup and change the lamp, singing and dancing, the girl went out for half an hour, and then pushed the door open, and two waiters walked in with a cage.
"Fourth brother, what's the way today? Why do you want to make such a bloody drop?" The waiter asked with a smile.
"Fuck, I'm not that heavy-mouthed, it's a little brother in Zhanbei who wants to try!"
"So I'm done?"
"Hurry up!" Ganbasi urged.
Then you see, all the girls in the house, all gathered together, covering their mouths, and looking at the cage in horror.
"Smack!"
The waiter placed the cage on the table and lifted the black cloth.
"Squeak!"
A fat-headed rat with big ears, lame in the cage, Zhang Jun looked at the rat in the cage, frowned slightly, he loves cleanliness very much, and the most annoying thing is the underground creatures.
"Started ang! Close your eyes to the faint of heart! Hehe! ”
The waiter said a very cheap word, then put on rubber gloves, put his hand into the cage, walked back and forth four or five times, and grabbed the mouse.
"Smack!"
Another waiter took out a very small switchblade, flicked it away, and then the two of them began to play a pair of rats, extremely perverted SM. The waiter holding the mouse, with the other hand, pulled out a mouse leg, took the switchblade, straightened the mouse leg with his left hand, held the knife with his right hand, and stuck to the quadriceps muscle of the mouse's front leg, and chopped it directly.
"Squeak!!"
The rat screamed heartbreakingly, the two of them may have been a little hairy when they heard this, they didn't control it at all, and they quickly chopped off all four legs of the mouse, and then the one who took the knife began to slash down the hair from the rat Tianling cover, and the tip of the knife was very light.
The blood slowly spilled out, and the mouse had no limbs, so he could only keep shaking his head, baring his two teeth, and howling sharply.
What do you call a thief's eyebrow??
If you were to stare at the rat's round holes, its rolling eyes, and its twisted triangular face, you would definitely have hair on your whole body, starting from the soles of your feet, and you would feel numb.
Soon, the knife slashed to the tail of the mouse, and the waiter holding it began to squeeze the mouse's body with two hands, and everyone in the room could see that the mouse's red skin, with blood, came out of the cut skin little by little.
"Vomit, vomit, vomit!!"
Many girls who were scared, but wanted to see it, their stomachs churned, and they pushed the door and went straight to the toilet.
"Smack!"
I don't know how long it took, the rat was completely peeled and fell into the fruit bowl containing the melon seeds, covered in bright red, and his body was still swinging violently.
"What's the matter, can you enjoy it?"
Ganbasi looked at Zhang Jun and asked.
"You're a bit buried!"
Zhang Jun frowned and replied.
"Haha!!"
Ganbasi laughed loudly, laughed for a long time, and then opened his mouth and said: "Regional culture, haha, don't talk about you, I can't enjoy it myself." Cut one, open your eyes, and you're done!! Hey, Xiaoguang, you quickly cleaned it up and wiped the table clean, it looks disgusting! ”
"Good Ratcha!"
The waiter nodded, and was about to clean up the table.
"Here, give me the knife!"
Zhang Jun stood up, waved his hand expressionlessly and said, the waiter was stunned for a moment, and reached out and handed out the switchblade.
". You. Damn, I don't care about people, am I still afraid of you being a mouse?! ”
Zhang Jun said with a bead in his eyes, stretched out his hand and pressed the mouse's head, chopped it off directly with a knife, and said casually: "It's not my character to eat meat!" Exercise. You. Mom, I'll eat my head if I want to! ”
After speaking, Zhang Jun pierced the mouse's head with the tip of the knife, without blinking his eyes, directly put it in his mouth, and chewed it in front of the dry four.
Everyone was stunned, Ganbasi felt the little thing in his stomach, surging up wildly, but he was also very fierce, and resolutely did not spit it out, and it gushed three or four times in total, and it came to his mouth, and it swallowed it all back.
"Cow B!"
After holding back for a long time, he gave a thumbs up and said.
"Peng!"
Zhang Jun sat next to him without warning, stabbed the remaining headless rat with a knife, turned his head to look at Ganbasi and said, "Fourth brother!" Disgusting, right? Give it a bite to eat, press it down! ”
"What do you mean?"
Ganbasi was stunned for a long time, frowned and asked.
"When I smile at you, don't bully me, and when I talk to you, don't ask why?! I'll call you Fourth Brother, you have to give me food! ”
Zhang Jun gestured with the mouse hanging on the knife with his left hand, and took out the imitation of June Fourth from his arms with his right hand and put it on his waist.
"You guys, I'll go to the toilet!"
Tong Zhanbei stood up with his legs, tidied up his clothes, and walked directly to the door.
"What do you mean, Brother Tong?"
Seven or eight people in the room, holding beer bottles, stood up with their eyebrows raised and wanted to block the door.
"Kang!!"
A gunshot rang out, and the smoke filled the air!!
"Come on!! I'm going to pout today! Emotions and courage are all coming at me!! Zhang Jun grabbed his pistol and shouted motionless while sitting on the sofa.
The sound in the room was buzzing, everyone didn't move, Ganbasi looked up at Tong Zhanbei and asked, "Is it so much money?" ”
"Hehe, I'll go to the toilet!"
Tong Zhanbei walked out of the room, Zhang Jun didn't care about the others, turned his head to look at Ganbasi, and said again: "Come, eat!" I'm deflated when I eat it! ”
Ganbasi looked at Zhang Jun coldly, gritting his teeth.
"Fourth brother!! You are in the mood to pretend to be a big brother, why don't you have the courage to be beaten?! Guess I'm shooting you, can these dog baskets rush up? Zhang Jun asked as if scolding his children, pointing to the various strong men standing next to him.
"Smack!"
Ganbasi reached out and grabbed the mouse, closed his eyes and stuffed it in his mouth, chewed it twice, and spit on the table with a wow.
"Haha!"
Zhang Jun smiled like a psychopath, patted Ganbasi's head and said, "Don't rub sandalwood beads!" That play should be in the south, it is all used for foot soaking!! ”
After saying that, he swaggered away with his gun
Twenty minutes later, Tong Zhanbei carried a money box and walked out of the KTV with Zhang Jun.
"Fuck me, if you say hello in advance like this next time, my fucking heart is about to pop out!" Tong Zhanbei looked at Zhang Jun speechlessly and said.
"What's there to jump on! Looking at his state, he is not a heavyweight!! And rats! I just think he's buried, or I'll pick his skin and gnaw it! ”
"What's that fun about?"
"I don't know, it's sour, it's not delicious!" Zhang Jun tasted it for a while, and felt quite disgusting, turned his head and went into the warehouse to buy, bought water, toothpaste, and toothpaste cartridges, stood at the door of KTV, and began to brush his teeth.
After Tong Zhanbei looked at the KTV transparent glass, there were at least twenty or thirty people holding things, walking back and forth, although it was not as exaggerated as a cold sweat, but it was a little nervous, and kept urging Zhang Jun to say: "Just those two bad teeth, don't brush them!" ”
"Let's go!"
Zhang Jun rinsed his mouth, turned around and followed Tong Zhanbei away, standing inside the door and looking at the dry four outside, but in the end he still didn't lead anyone out
"Tick Bell!"
Tong Zhanbei was driving, Zhang Jun was sitting in the back seat, playing with snakes, and the phone suddenly rang.
"Hey who?"
"Jun, it's me!"
Zhang Jun listened to this voice, and his face sank.