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The category rejected Hua Xiaoxin's suggestion that he wanted to send him home, stepped on the electric car, and took Guo Cripple's **, Lu Bu's soul, with a constant wave of twenty-five miles, and returned abruptly.

This night, it can be regarded as a great success, but when he returned to the door, the category was worried again, what should this Guo lame do, it is simple to let Lu Bu come out and wake him up, but how to place him, he must not be allowed to enter the house, this old guy looks obscene, in fact, he has some real skills, in case he can see that there are several ghosts living in this house, it will be troublesome, but if he is left outside, he can't bear it, no matter what he says, Guo Cripple will save him once tonight.

After thinking about it for a long time, the category still decided not to toss, let the old man enter the house, and let Sha give it to him, but tell Sù Lu Bu, don't let Guo Cripple wake up tonight.

In fact, the category is also tossed enough, but when I think about it, I made 8,000 yuan this night, and there are 4,000 left after removing the half of Guo Cripple, which is also very good, it seems that catching ghosts is more profitable than writing ghosts.

Well, contact the owner of the family early tomorrow morning, the money still has to be held in his hand, as for other things, let's sleep first, he is too tired

Dou E looked around Guo Cripple for a long time, and asked curiously: "Brother Lu, didn't you go out today to find that corpse with Mr. Fan, how did you get an old man?" ”

Lu Bu didn't answer, ran to the mirror, looked at the body carefully, and sighed softly.

Tarzan turned over on the ceiling: "The old man is also a human being."

Liu Bei poked his head out in the hut: "Brother, you shouldn't possess the body for too long, otherwise this old man may not be able to withstand it, or"

"Hmph, you are an old man yourself, and you still care what other people's names are, big-eared thief, even if you have been a broken emperor for a few years, you will always be a hypocrite, and you will never be able to compare to me."

Liu Bei was stunned: "What point am I inferior to you?" ”

Lu Bu got out of Guo Cripple's body, and didn't care that Guo Cripple fell to the ground, stood in front of Liu Bei and said: "I love the Red Rabbit Horse, so I killed Ding Yuan, I love Diao Chan, I killed Dong Zhuo, I want the territory, I took your Xuzhou, I have never lived for myself, happy, although you are full of benevolence and morality, but unfortunately, when you abandoned your wife and children, you didn't see any benevolence and righteousness." ”

"Otherwise, my brother's words are wrong, as the ancients said: 'A brother is like a sibling, and a wife is like a garment.'" The clothes are torn, but they can be sewn; Broken hands and feet, Encore continued? So I'm "

"I'm sorry, I can't even protect my beloved woman, no matter how much you sew, it's a patch, and what kind of cowhide are you bragging, ah, I understand, I heard that you and Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and even Zhuge Liang 'eat at the same table, sleep in the same bed', hum, no wonder Mr. Fan said you are gay"

"I" Liu Bei was dumbfounded, and couldn't say a word.

Lu Bu ignored him anymore, turned his head and went to the kitchen, and said as he walked: "Dou Dou has leftovers at home, I'm hungry."

Dou E continued: "It's all in the refrigerator, you can find it yourself, I have to get this old man on the sand, it's so heavy."

In his dreams, there are only two things, one is a ghost and the other is money.

In the blink of an eye, it was early in the morning, and the light from the curtain hit the face of the category, soft, like a lover's eye waves, which made him warm and a little itchy, opened his eyes in a daze, turned over and got out of bed, and swayed straight to the toilet.

As soon as he walked to the living room, he was startled by a person lying on the back of the sand, and even held back his urine, rubbed his eyes and looked at it, only then did he remember that he brought Guo Cripple back last night, but he obviously asked Lu Bu to put him on the sand, how could he pout his ass as if he was being tortured, half of his body was on the sand, half of his body was hanging on the ground, and he looked like a corpse.

"Brother Lu, Brother Lu?"

The category began to call Lu Bu, shouted a few times but no one responded, and was wondering, when someone on the ceiling suddenly answered.

"They're out there."

As soon as the category looked up, Tarzan was picking his feet on the ceiling, slanting his eyes and glancing down, and the category asked in confusion, "They?" What are you doing when you go out early in the morning, you can't be hungry and go to the morning stall to sweep, right? ”

"I don't know, but I didn't say I could bring one."

"It's no wonder that he can bring it back, Lu Bu may be able to do it, but Dou Dou can't do it."

Category muttered to himself, and walked out of the door, the morning sun was warm and a little dazzling, and the category squinted, only then did he see that it turned out that Lu Bu and Dou Dou, as well as Liu Bei, were all in the courtyard.

Lu Bu's body fluttered, as if he was boxing, Dou E watched intently from the side, with a little girl-like adoration on his face, and Liu Bei himself was wandering around the ground on the side, as if he was also practicing something, and if he looked closely, his nose was almost out of breath.

I saw Liu Bei holding a leather broom in one hand and a broom in the other, wandering around the yard, the leather broom and the broom flew up and down, dancing beautifully, and then looking at Liu Bei's face full of radiance, but the circle that didn't dare to dance was too big, and Lu Bu was over there.

Good guy, the category sticks out his tongue, this is playing with a double-strand sword, I don't know why these two suddenly remembered to practice martial arts this morning, Dou E too, why don't you persuade it, Lu Bu is better, Liu Bei, this guy has come up, you have to get up early to see, that is, the leather and broom are flying all over the yard.

As soon as he stomped his feet and rushed up, he was about to snatch the "double-strand sword" in Liu Bei's hand, but he was dumbfounded when he got closer, just now he watched Liu Bei play the sword slowly, just like the old man in the park practicing Tai Chi, he didn't go to his heart at all, but he just wanted to reach out, but now these two weapons are dancing impenetrable in Liu Bei's hands, and he can't even get close.

This one leather broom has both offense and defense, and the cooperation is extremely tight, I want to catch the broom, the leather broom smashed over from the side, just about to hide, the broom went up from below, blocked it with my hand, grinned in pain, and slammed it on the head.

This is to be seen by others, and I am sure to shout in fright: Oh my mother, it's not good, whose broom pimple and leather pimple have become sperm, and they will fly out by themselves."

"Stop!"

The category turned around and shouted: "Brother Liu, are you really fighting, you are not afraid of the sun this morning, I told you that this broom has been used for several years, and you will pay for it if it is broken!" ”

Liu Bei slowly retracted his momentum, put his hands together, put a double sword into one, and said with a smile: "Under the double-strand sword, no one can get close to the body empty-handed, get up early today and exercise in the morning, because I suddenly felt it yesterday, in order to condense into an entity as soon as possible, so we all came out today, which made Mr. Fan frightened." ”

"You guys really can't see the morning exercise across time and space, Brother Liu, you really have two hits." Category: Tut-tut said in praise.

"If you don't have real skills, how can you fight Lu Bu in three battles? Hehe, but I was written well in that book, Sanying Zhan Lu Bu, I like this paragraph. Liu Bei said with a smile.

"Hmph, Sanying Zhan Lu Bu, shit, but big-eared thief, I have to thank you for speaking of which."

Lu Bu stopped at some point and stood in the courtyard with his hands behind his back.

Dou E asked curiously: "Brother Lu, why do you want to thank Uncle Liu Huang?" ”

Lu Bu rolled his eyes: "If it weren't for him indiscriminately filling the numbers inside, that big victory would be unpredictable, Guan Zhang and the others were really martial arts groups, but they often had to protect this big-eared thief, and they missed a lot of excellent opportunities to fight back, you say, wouldn't I thank him for becoming my name?" ”

Liu Bei was a little embarrassed: "Actually, I'm inferior to the second and third brothers."

Category waved his hand again and again: "I don't think so, Brother Lu, in all fairness, at that time, you and Guan Zhang fought both sides, if any one of them joined, such as Hua Xiong and the like, even if the two of them also took care of Hua Xiong, can you be sure to kill Hua Xiong within a few rounds?" ”

"Needless to say, I look at that Huaxiong, like a chicken and a dog's ears."

"That's it, since you can even kill Hua Xiong, why didn't you hurt Brother Liu in the slightest? Besides, under the circumstances at that time, Brother Liu dared to shoot the horse and dance the sword, this courage is not comparable to ordinary people, and also, you said that Guan Zhang and the others can beat you, I don't believe this, I'm afraid that you ran away in the end at that time, or Brother Liu's credit, right? ”

Lu Bu's nose is not a nose and his face is not a face, he said: "This big-eared thief didn't fight head-on at all, he specialized in sneak attacks, drilled when he saw cracks, stabbed when he saw air, I ran away if I wanted to hit him back, he was purely a stinky hooligan!" ”

Lu Bu suddenly ran back to the house as he spoke, grabbed the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and ran out, flipped to the section of the Three Heroes Battle against Lu Bu, pointed to the book and shouted.

"Look, we didn't win or lose, he came out of the slash to help, what is the slash to help? It's a sneak attack from the side, he's still small, and he drills into my side when he draws cold, originally I was holding a Fang Tian painting halberd, and his two swords couldn't reach me at all, but this guy was able to reach me, do you say it's annoying? ”

"Yes, why was Brother Liu able to get to you?" The category is also interested.

"He's got a long arm!" Lu Bu slapped his thigh and shouted angrily.

"Haha, if you finally tell the truth, I'll say that my Brother Liu is a general, laugh at me, hey, one day you have to tell me about the Three Kingdoms Armed Forces Rankings, who is more powerful but I said Brother Liu, don't give me trouble with these two things, I want to play with the sword and turn around and let Taishan make you two bamboos"

A few people were talking, and suddenly there was a "uh-huh" moan from the room, and the category hurriedly booed and said: "Don't make noise, Guo Cripple is awake, you guys hide quickly"