The fifth and fourth attack, the father-in-law who was hit by the immortal jump
The second updateββ
Since ancient times, there is nothing new in the gameplay of the fairy jump, it is nothing more than finding a beautiful woman to seduce someone, and then jumping out to catch the rape and make people spend money to settle it, this move has been played for thousands of years, from the East to the West, all mankind will, and they are all very skillful...... It can be seen that the gender issue has been problematic since ancient times, and it has been banned repeatedly! The classmates who accuse their father-in-law of writing books without discipline should understand, right? It's not that the father-in-law has no discipline, but that human beings have never had a festival.
Seeing Lin Bai coming, several men stood up, and the thirty-two father-in-law began to scream: "Xiaobai, help, these guys are simply crazy, scam, it's a complete scam......"
Lin Bai glared at him angrily: "How did you get the trick?" β
"Last night...... There is a woman who added me QQ, saying that she is a girl who lives nearby, and she found me with the function of 'looking for people nearby', and wanted to make friends with me, I added her QQ to see her space photos, and I was surprised by the beauty, so I chatted with her for a few words, but I didn't expect to finish a few words, she said that she looked at me and wanted to meet me, and she made an appointment by the river......"
Lin Bai smiled: "So you believe it?" Just come out? And then he was arrested by these big men? β
"yes......"
"You're a pig." Lin Bai walked closer, lifted his feet and gave the thirty-two father-in-law two feet: "Meow a mi, do you believe in this?" This kind of woman is not a fairy jumping but also a wine tray, always just to tease you, do you have a long brain? β
The thirty-second father-in-law cried: "I won't be fooled again in the future." β
"And later? Oh yes, stupid to death. Lin Bai punched and kicked for a while, more ferocious than the villains. It didn't take long for the thirty-second father-in-law to be beaten even more bruised and swollen.
The four men next to him were all startled, what was going on? How can the people who come to save them seem more murderous than us?
It's over. The thought was also cleared, and Lin Bai withdrew his hand. Pointing at the four men guarding next to him, he sneered: "Hey, you four, beat my friend like this, this account can be settled now." β
"Hey, you've beaten it yourself." The four men were furious.
"Cut, my brother, of course I can fight, I punch him, and I give me a slap in return. It's called brotherhood, but what are you messy outsiders up to? Lin Bai snorted: "This is the same reason that my wife can sleep by herself, but others can't sleep." β
"Hey, that's obviously different." The four men were simply crazy, they found that Lin Bai's logic was very unreasonable, but they didn't need to be reasonable, their task led Lin Bai to the riverside, and now that the task has been completed, the clones are about to clean up Lin Bai. Of course, they also wanted to try if they could kill Lin Bai before the clones, if they succeeded, wouldn't they have made a great contribution?
Four men reached for their guns almost at the same time. But they were only halfway through their movements, and Lin Bai's feet had already kicked them in the face, and he obviously only had two feet. But the four men were kicked almost at the same time, as if Lin Bai had four feet and kicked people at the same time.
The four of them flew out backwards together. A mouth full of teeth was kicked out.
Lin Bai turned around and said to the thirty-two princes: "I'll help you take revenge, whether you want to be half crippled or completely crippled." It's up to you. β
"You knock them down until they can't move, and then let me do it, so I can get angry." The thirty-second father-in-law snorted.
"Okay, let's do it." Lin Bai rushed over and beat randomly, the soldiers of the four Hydra Legions were actually very good soldiers, and they could fight at least ten ordinary people, but in the face of Lin Bai, they didn't even have the slightest strength, and within a moment they were beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and they fell to the ground and couldn't move.
At this time, the thirty-second father-in-law finally dispatched, he is a typical person who bullies the weak and fears the hard, since the strong enemy has been defeated and cannot move, it is his turn to come out and make a fortune, jumping in front of the four people with his waist crossed, and said viciously: "You just beat me very well, right?" Now it's Lao Tzu's turn to take revenge. β
He didn't dare to beat the people who could move, and it was a first-class level to beat the dead pig lying on the ground, and the thirty-two father-in-law punched and kicked the four people on the ground, and he beat so happily.
Lin Bai didn't go to beat people anymore, he didn't believe that the Evil Alliance had arranged it like this, using four ordinary soldiers to ambush? The Unholy Alliance should not be stupid enough to be this point, there must be more powerful enemies.
Sure enough, Lin Bai only waited quietly for two minutes, and then saw a man in black turn out from under the flood control embankment, that face was very familiar, it was the clone who had flattened his skull a few days ago, and then, another one came out, and another one came out...... People kept climbing up under the levee, and after a while, there was a long row of people standing along the embankment, all of whom were dressed in black with the same face and the same appearance.
Lin Bai grabbed his hair and complained, "Hey, I said can you have a little personality?" What kind of name is it that they all look exactly the same? He suddenly remembered the zebras in "Madagascar", all of them looked the same, and he couldn't tell who was who, so how boring?
"We don't need personality, we can knock you down, hehehe." A large group of clones laughed, and even the voices, intonations, and strange laughter were synchronized, which made people feel very uncomfortable.
Seeing so many enemies coming, the thirty-two father-in-law was instantly stunned and screamed, "Oh, it turns out that they still have so many accomplices." Is there a mistake, such a large amount of manpower and material resources are dispatched just to play my fairy jump, am I such a windy person? When he saw so many enemies coming over, he didn't think that Lin Bai could still win the battle, as for why these enemies all had the same faces, he didn't have time to think about it at all.
The thirty-second father-in-law helped up the four men who were still kicking hard just now and said: "Brothers, just now the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and offended you, you must not hold grudges, say good things to your new brothers, how about letting me go?" β
Lin Bai turned around and said, "Do you think they will let you go?" β
The thirty-second father-in-law cried: "What should I do then? β
"Run!" Lin Bai smiled: "How fast to run, how fast." β
"That'...... Then I'll run first, what about you? β
"I'll help your highness!" Lin Baidao.
"Wow, Xiaobai, you're so fucking angry." The thirty-second father-in-law was so moved that he threw himself to the ground: "When you die, I will put a beautiful bouquet on your grave and promise not to buy the cheapest one." β
"Oh shit, why don't you run? Where is so much nonsense. Lin Bai scolded with a smile.
The thirty-two father-in-law turned around decisively and ran, and ran away without a trace as soon as he slipped away. He is full of righteousness, but he himself has no righteousness at all, the enemy is at present, and it is the king to abandon his brother to run away decisively, and he is not a poor friend of the dead road, that is the guy he is talking about. Fortunately, the Evil Alliance didn't plan to kill him, he was a creature like a small fish and shrimp, and the Evil Alliance wouldn't take it seriously, and he didn't even have the interest of stepping on him.
The clone rushed towards Lin Bai.
Lin Bai flattened his mouth and watched this group of identical guys rushing towards him, dozens of people running with the same movements and postures, really annoying, there is a feeling that countless mirrors reflect a figure into dozens, one clone punched, but the other clone was out of the sweeping leg, this time it finally made Lin Bai's heart feel comfortable, meow, it turns out that you are not exactly the same, you still know how to cooperate.
One punch knocked the clones who rushed to the front flying, and two more clones pounced on the back, Lin Bai kicked them out, and five or six more clones surrounded them, Lin Bai spun and kicked out, sweeping all these guys away, and then more clones surrounded them......
"Hey, it's not fun." Lin Bai added a little strength to his hand, flattened the head of a clone, and the person's body disappeared quickly, obviously, these clones are still not real people, they are all separated by superpowers, and once they die in battle, they will be taken back by their masters.
casually estimated in his heart that there were about fifty clones around him, Lin Bai didn't feel any threat, but it was also laborious to flatten their skulls one by one, and it wasn't fun. He picked up a huge stone half a person high in the pile of rocks next to him, this stone is very round, every year the Jiajiang River will polish the water chestnut of this stone, making it more and more round, becoming a giant pebble, Lin Bai grabbed it in his hand, made a move to play the bell ball, and shouted: "Look at my 10-point blow!" β
He took two steps back, then rushed forward two steps, made a ball throwing motion in his hand, and the huge pebbles half a man high rolled out, boom, boom, where is this Nima bowling, it is simply the ancient rolling wood and stones, used to defend the city, the big stone rolled towards the clones, the speed was fast, the clones screamed and ran in all directions, but the stone rolled too fast, and before they could disperse, they were rolled by the big stone......
"Touching ......"
A dozen clones flew into the air, flying in various strange postures, before turning into nothingness and vanishing. Several other clones were crushed by the boulder and disappeared without a trace. The clones who escaped were stunned, apparently not expecting things to develop like this. He sent fifty clones to deal with Lin Bai, thinking that even if he couldn't clean up Lin Bai, he would at least be able to put him in a bitter battle, but he didn't expect that just by looking at him, more than two dozen clones would be wiped out, which was too damn fast, right? It seems that Lin Bai hasn't done much yet, who is this guy sacred?
The remnant clone shouted, "Which superhero legacy are you?" β
Lin Bai smiled: "You are stupid to me, will you take the initiative to sue you for this kind of thing?" β
"Looks like I'm going to increase my strength." The remaining twenty or so doppelgangers suddenly shook their heads, shook their heads, and split into two at once, and split into more than fifty people again, and then split again, becoming more than a hundred, and then dividing again, becoming more than two hundred...... (To be continued......) R1292