The night was falling, the dogs in the alleys barked occasionally, and the dim streetlights shone on the faces of the passers-by, making everyone look so tired.

Kong Xianglin walked through this alley, which had been walking for nearly ten years, and stumbled down a steep slope step by step, through the overgrown train line, to the brightly lit Ping'an Street.

Ping'an Street is a straight road that runs through the city in front of the railway station in Beiqinhai City, and it is also one of the most prosperous roads in Beiqinhai City, and his home is in the Xinhua community not far from the road.

It's not every day that he comes back so late, but today is different, he was punished, and his two best friends and colleagues drank a few drinks with him and scolded the leader for a long time in order to comfort him, so it was only at this time.

The cold north wind blew, Kong Xianglin tightened the collar of his coat, the winter in this small northern city came very early, it was just the end of October, the temperature had dropped unspeakably, and the cold was difficult to resist.

The environment of the community is still dirty and messy, and the garbage heap that has not been cleaned up for several days emits a pungent stench, which seems to be complaining to people about its helplessness; In the car repair shop on the east side, the car mechanics kept trying to honk the horn of the freshly repaired car, which made people annoyed for no reason; The little red lights in the row of "hair salons" in the west kept on, shaking Kong Xianglin's still young little heart.

While scanning the pornographic advertisements on the pillars of the stairs of the outer corridor by the light of the street lamps on Ping'an Avenue in the distance, Kong Xianglin staggered up his own building, and he was a little unstable.

Maybe it's a little too drunk, he thought to himself.

When the house reached the third floor, it turned into an inner corridor, and Kong Xianglin interspersed the unit door that had not been closed since the day his father bought him a house, and he wanted to close it, and the dark inner corridor made his big eyes with hundreds of degrees of myopia suddenly lose their vision, and after adapting to it for a long time, he gradually felt the approximate location of the stairs.

When he was a child, a "master" once criticized him as the reincarnation of a star official, and he was definitely not a thing in the pool, so Kong Xianglin always felt that he was not an ordinary person, at least not an ordinary person. But the reality is that he is not only ordinary, but also ordinary in the crowd, just like a drop of water to the sea, he has no sense of zài at all, and is often ignored by people.

It is precisely because of the self-righteousness that the bottom of his heart is covered by humility and cannot see the light of day, he often complains about the unfairness of life, the lack of attention of the leadership, and the unscrupulous ...... At this time, he habitually cursed again: "Damn, even my own eyes are so unlucky, can't you have a heavenly eye like the stories told by the old people when I was a child?" At least I can see clearly at night, so I don't have to look blind! ”

When he was a child, the blind man in the railway yard said that he was a star official, and he once deliberately ran to the old eagle ditch in the middle of the night to squat in the "grave circle", just to see if his eyes can see through yin and yang and see unclean things as the old people say.

But he was disappointed, he couldn't see anything unclean, but because he ate the unclean things next to the grave, he had been struggling with his stomach for days, and his mother beat him up for it. What made him even more disappointed was that after going to junior high school, his eyes became short-sighted a little bit, and he became night blind, and now, every night, he is almost blind.

When he returned home, he didn't experience much warmth of the family, he has been married for several years, and his children have already been able to play soy sauce, and his wife has long lost the intimacy when he was in love, and his wife doesn't seem to have the kind of attachment to him back then.

The lights in the house had long been extinguished, and when he opened the door, he saw his wife and children who were already sleeping soundly, he didn't dare to disturb, quietly washed, and went to bed and lay down.

Listening to the even breathing of his wife and son, he couldn't sleep for a long time.

What a failure he was, he didn't even return late at night, and no one sat on the sofa and waited like in the TV series, until he came home, served hot tea, and served him a hot bath......

This is the case at home, and even more so at work, he has never been willing to condescend to the leadership, and he has a self-conscious and coquettish testing skills, but he can't show it because of a stinky temper, and because of this, he was sentenced to death by the leader early, and his future is hopeless. Alas, are you all wrong? But shouldn't you stick to those principles?

Just when he was there to self-pity and self-harm, self-reflection, and self-affirmation, Kong Xianglin suddenly heard a faint woman's voice next door, at first it was still a low voice, but then the voice gradually became high-pitched, and he could almost imagine her expression and movements when she spoke with her voice.

This building was built in 2000, the quality of the project is by no means very good, the sound insulation of the floor is also quite poor, if the voice next door is a little louder, you can hear it; Of course, Kong Xianglin is talking at home, and the same is true next door.

I heard that the woman seemed to be crying, and howled: "Ma Dejiang, you are not a man!" ”

Kong Xianglin's interest came: Not a man? Could it be that the man next door is not good? I seem to be a little stronger than him. Ma Dejiang? This name seems to have been heard somewhere, oh, I remembered it, it seems that the deputy mayor in charge of science, education, culture, health and sports in Beiqinhai City is called this name, and it turns out that the male owner of the house next door is also called this name. Of course, Kong Xianglin knew that the deputy mayor would never live in a community like Xinhua that his grandmother did not love his uncle, otherwise, with the influence of the deputy mayor alone, the environment of this community would not be like this.

It's just that the name is called, Kong Xianglin thought, the gossip cells in his body became active, and he turned his head to look at the sleeping wife and children, they didn't seem to be woken up by the noise next door, Kong Xianglin pricked up his ears and listened carefully.

"What's wrong with the old lady getting STD, what's wrong with syphilis? Didn't you kill a thousand knives? The woman was a little hysterical, shouting, "You bastard wronged me? Yes? Why don't you talk about those bastard things you do? Why don't you dare to go to the hospital for a check-up? ”

"How did I wronged you? You're coming back so late, and I said you're not right, huh? You're a, my face is all gone, and I check, check your legs! If you're not out there, you can have this disease? At this time, I finally heard the voice of the man, which was strong and powerful, and should have been very good, but at this time, it seemed that because of the irritability, it also made people sound as if they were striking a gong. He should have been so angry with this woman, or the woman's words scratched his sore spot.

Yo, I really heard something new, which made Kong Xianglin, who was in a bad mood, suddenly feel that the world was full of hope, and it turned out that there were people who were more sad than himself......

It seems that this woman was diagnosed with a venereal disease, and she returned late today, this man should have said her, but the woman didn't seem to be a soft persimmon, and she quarreled with him on the tip of the needle. If this woman is telling the truth, then this man is obviously not a good thing, he caused flower willow disease outside, and when he came back, he infected his wife and didn't say anything, and he wronged his wife for fooling around with others, such a man even Kong Xianglin felt that he should be despised; Of course, if this man is telling the truth, then as a man, Kong Xianglin is even more indignant to the male owner next door, this poor guy was cuckolded, not to mention, his wife is sick, but it is really decrepit.

Listening to the noise next door, bursts of alcohol surged, Kong Xianglin fell asleep unconsciously, perhaps stimulated by the nonsense next door, Kong Xianglin had a dream.

In the dream, he became the fairy world of Chen Mercury Star official, just accepted the 7749th room of the concubine, all the star officials, colleagues all came to congratulate, during the banquet he did not pour a thousand cups, and so on to the cave room, he did not fall the golden gun, the more brave he became, the more he smashed, the more the delicate little beauty told him to forgive, and he was very happy.

In the meantime, he seemed to remember that he had recited a spell, and after reciting the incantation, he saw countless blue points of light gathered around him, forming a small water ball the size of a round blue ping-pong ball in front of him, and he could command the water ball with his mind, let it go east, let it go west, and it would go west, it was really like an arm.

Then, he actually let the water balloon float in the air, and then went to the little concubine Yunyu, in perception, the water balloon seemed to become his other eye, looking at himself in circles and forks in all directions, just like watching a love action movie in a certain island country, he couldn't help but sigh, he was really a tyrannical thing, how could he use such a clever spell to do such a thing!

Therefore, he used small water ballos more carefully to observe the battle between the two of them......

Just as Mei Zizi was proud, suddenly Kong Xianglin noticed a pain in his right ear, and woke up, and the sky seemed to be already bright.

I saw my wife lying on her side, twisting her ears with one hand, looking at herself with silky eyes and strange eyes, Kong Xianglin, who had a ghost in her heart, was almost scared to death by her wife.

"Husband~" The wife's voice was a little shy, and Kong Xianglin felt his scalp tingle.

Sure enough, his wife immediately yelled at him: "Look at the good things you have done!" ”

The other one of his wife suddenly grabbed Kong Xianglin's lifeline, "Say, what's going on?" ”

Kong Xianglin was shocked into a cold sweat, and the wine woke up. Oops, it doesn't matter to me and the little beauty in the dream, but in reality, the dream was forgotten, how to explain this, you must know that he has been snubbing his wife for a long time, but he wasted ammunition in his dream so uncompromisingly, how can his wife not blame him?

"Hehe, it's a pure misunderstanding, it's a pure misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding?" Kong Xianglin saw the raging fire in his wife's eyes, "I said the dead pervert, you said, did you go out and be happy?" ”

"How dare I, you smell my wine, I drank with He Lao Liu and Ma Si'er, you know that when we drink, we scold the leader, nothing else." Kong Xianglin said small words and didn't dare to make mistakes. "Besides, if you go out and have a good time, how can it be like this? Isn't this all suffocating! ”

Although he is an old husband and wife, because Kong Xianglin is not so strong in sexual affairs, he is always a little unable to raise his head in front of his wife.

"Hmph, forgive me for not daring!" After his wife snorted, the expression on his face gradually changed from political scrutiny to the return of wildness, and Kong Xianglin suddenly had an ominous premonition.

She is thirty years old like a wolf, Kong Xianglin's two moments she is naturally very clear, if it is said that others may go out to look for flowers and ask willows, she believes; But if anyone said that her old Kong went out to break her shoes, she would definitely scoff at this person.

"Now that you have an idea, don't hold it back, while the baby hasn't woken up yet, come on!" The wife got entangled like an octopus, and after three strokes and five divisions, she took off herself and rode on Kong Xianglin.

"No, it won't!" Kong Xianglin felt like a girl who was about to be raped.

Suddenly, an ancient spell appeared in his mind, and Kong Xianglin subconsciously recited it. It may be that the scene of his wife's passionate kiss reminded him of the fragment in the dream, and this spell was the spell of the small water balloon that he had recited when he was warm with the little beauty in the dream. Just like in a dream, Kong Xianglin, who was lying on his back, saw that in the dimly lit room, countless light blue light spots appeared, and the light points quickly gathered, forming a small water ball about half a meter in front of Kong Xianglin that was much smaller than the small water ball in the dream, probably less than the size of a millet grain.

The moment the little water balloon appeared, the scene in the dream reappeared, Kong Xianglin felt as if he was out of his body, and became watching himself and his smooth wife from the perspective of the little water balloon.

Kong Xianglin was stiff uncompetitively.

Hey?

He clearly felt that his body was still his own body, and the vision of the small water balloon was so real, and it seemed that because of looking at himself and his wife from an extra angle, Kong Xianglin was extremely excited, he felt that his baby was unprecedentedly hard, hard like a man......

"I'm coming!"

Kong Xianglin yelled, turned over and pressed his wife under him......