228 attacks, a lot of people who are not famous
The second more
Lin Bai returned to the familiar old street, and his happiness was spontaneous, and his acquaintances were all greeting him: "Yo, Xiaobai, where have you been during this time?" β
Lin Bai smiled strangely: "Brother made a lot of money." β
"So are you rich?"
"Ahem! I don't know yet, but I'll find out in a while. β
"Cut! It's all nonsense. β
From the street to my own door, I don't know how many times I said this thing. It's a pity that no one believes that he is doing business, and nine out of ten people think that he has gone out to fool around. Well, the only one who believes in him is Miss Liu, she heard that Xiaobai was back, she ran out of the house excitedly, and stood at the door of Lin Bai's house to greet her, Lin Bai smiled at her, and she was so happy that she couldn't live.
Compared with this guy, Hua Butterfly was much calmer, leaned closer, and whispered in his ear: "Why did you go all this time?" β
Lin Bai smiled: "I made a lot of money by making movies." β
"Where did you go to make a movie?"
"Europe!"
"Nonsense, can you play in Europe with this dirt bun?" Flower Butterfly didn't believe it at all.
Lin Bai pulled her to a place where no one was, and then took out a sapphire from her pocket, which was exchanged for Xizhilang Jelly and the Black Dragon City Lord, the size of a pigeon's egg, Lin Bai didn't know how much this thing could be worth, but he guessed that Changfeng was very high, so he generously threw the sapphire into the hand of the flower butterfly: "Take it, I brought you back a letter from Europe." β
Flower butterfly stiffened all over, such a big sapphire? Don't say Lin Bai, this dirt bun doesn't know how much it's worth. Even the flower butterfly can't quote its price in one bite, and this is not something that ordinary people can touch.
Hua Butterfly bit her lower lip and said, "Yo, give jewelry to Xiao San." It's very in line with the mainstream man's thinking, what did you bring to the original wife? β
Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "I didn't give Qianqian anything!" "The Demon Realm is a place where birds don't, and the sapphire was obtained by accident, and he didn't have the idea of bringing a letter back to the Human Realm in the Demon Realm, so he didn't bring gifts to other people.
Hua Butterfly was happy now, and said tiredly: "You haven't seen me for a month, do you want me?" β
"Of course. I'm so miserable this month, I got up in the middle of the night and washed my underwear twice......" Lin Bai pinched the little hand of the flower butterfly and said, "How about helping me tonight?" β
"Men are really good at this!" Hua Butterfly scolded with a smile and slipped out of Lin Bai's house.
Lin Bai sent her out with a grin. When he walked to the door, he suddenly felt a pain in his head, because he saw a beautiful woman standing at the door of his house, and the woman's expression was very soft. It seems to be the kind and gentle type. There was a homocypress flower blooming on the top of her head, and the only regret was that the woman was wearing a burlap dress, which was very tattered, like a refugee from Africa. Isn't this the juniper flower demon who plays the princess's maid? Why did you come to the human realm?
Lin Bai was furious at the female demon king: "Ghost woman, what kind of trouble are you going to make when you open the portal and get the monsters to the human world?" β
The female demon king grinned and said, "Don't be angry, I didn't bring her here, she sneaked into the convoy by herself, mixed in the equipment car and followed the crew." β
Lin Bai was still very unhappy: "With your ability, you must know that she came with her." But you didn't stop it, that's your fault! Tonight's family law is serving. Let my husband and I act like eighteen and spoil enough, so that I can dissipate my anger. β
The female demon king smiled and didn't bother to pay attention to him, knowing that he was just talking, and he didn't dare to make a move on himself: "Yunjuni's personality is kind and gentle, and she doesn't eat people, she only needs to drink water to survive, and there is nothing wrong with letting her come to the human world, her combat power is not as good as an adult man, what is there to be afraid of?" β
Lin Bai thought about it carefully, and since she had no combat power at all, she would not be in danger of being human, and there was nothing wrong with letting her go in the human world, so he beckoned to her: "Come into the house and talk, don't stand outside the door, it looks like the woman I abandoned came to block the door and asked me to marry you." β
The Juniper Flower Demon received the order of the Demon King, so he dared to walk into the house tremblingly: "Hello two Demon Lords, here...... Is this your castle? β
"Well, it's a castle, too!" Lin Bai said: "What are you doing here with the convoy?" β
"Black Dragon City is too dangerous, I'm being bullied there, Lord Demon is a good person, I want to ...... Be your maid. The Juniper Flower Demon stammered, "With you protecting me, I'm not afraid of being eaten by monsters." β
Lin Bai covered his face with his hand, what is this, so being a good person is trouble, either picking up kittens and puppies, or picking up human-shaped homocypress flowers, do you want people to live a normal life? If he was a fierce and brutal demon king, he would definitely not have this kind of trouble.
He really wanted to open a portal and kick the Juniper Flower Demon back to the Demon Realm, but when he saw her weak face, he felt a little unbearable, you said that you are just a flower, why should you be born in a place like the Demon Realm? It's like living in hell and can game_over at any time.
"Forget it, this king is very kind, just take you in, there are many rooms in the backyard, you can find one to live in yourself."
The juniper flower demon was overjoyed, and quickly knelt on the ground, knees together, and leaned forward with his head down, until his forehead touched the ground before stopping, this trick is called "five-body throwing to the ground", it is the highest standard of worship, and it is the servant who will adopt the most respectful worship etiquette for his master, Lin Bai, as a big silk, is the first time in his life to be bowed down by such a high standard, he really can't stand it, and quickly jumped away and said: "Don't pay attention to these here." β
After the Juniper Flower Demon got up, he went to the backyard to find a place to live, and Lin Bai didn't care anymore. After a while, I saw the female courageous man walking in, with injuries on her body, and she was limping when she walked.
Lin Bai was shocked: "What's the situation?" You're going to get hurt? Who did this to you? β
"Who else, bullseye!" The female daredevil's face was calm: "A few days ago, the bullseye ran out to make trouble again, I fought with him in an abandoned factory on the outskirts of the city, and both of them were injured, and now he should be limping when he walks." β
Lin Baihan said: "You are already blind, don't play yourself as a cripple anymore, you can't stop it?" The next time you're in danger, call me...... Cough...... By the way, I wasn't in the human world a few days ago, I went to the demon world to play, the next time I encounter this kind of thing, don't go alone, remember to go to Miss Ping, two to one is not afraid of bullseyes. β
The female daredevils snorted: "I don't like to act with others, since the generation of the ancestor Daredevil, we Daring don't like to join forces with others, the original Avengers, the original Ancestor Daredevil, the Yuan Daring did not join." β
Lin Bai is not very clear about the grievances of the Marvel world, so he doesn't know what she is talking about, anyway, the general meaning is "this woman is very lonely", for very lonely people, Lin Bai is very uninterested, and snorted twice angrily: "Then why do you keep coming to me?" β
The female Courageous was speechless, it is true that the Courageous family has always been very lonely, but she doesn't know why, she always runs to Lin Bai, and she also joined hands with Lin Bai during the first battle in prison, this time she was injured in the battle with the bullseye, and she was really depressed, as soon as she heard that Lin Bai was back, she hurriedly ran to tell him that the usual solitude is really a little different, why is this? I can't tell!
She doesn't understand, this is called coquettishness! A woman is bullied outside, and she always wants to go home to find her husband to be coquettish, but unfortunately she doesn't have a husband, so she has to take the most pleasing man to take on this duty. This kind of thing is put in ordinary people, and it is called "warm male spare tire", which is used to vent feelings. However, the female daring man doesn't understand this, and she doesn't have a relationship with many men at the same time, so Lin Bai can't be regarded as a spare tire, maybe it can be regarded as a positive tire.
Lin Bai waved his hand to release his healing ability and healed her injuries, and then the female daring man said: "Recently, not only has the bullseye been moving, but the Justice League has also quietly come to the human world, so you should be careful." β
"Who's here again?" Lin Bai felt very annoyed, these villains couldn't stop a little?
"The heir of Lord Man!" The Heroine said very seriously: "Lord Man is a villain born in the Chinese country of the Marvel world, in short, he is a Chinese person, with yellow skin and black head like you, born in the era of warlord melee in the early 2O century, in the Marvel world he is a rich young man, with the wealth of a rich enemy country, and he has 1o magical rings, each of which has a very magical effect, and is the sworn enemy of Iron Man." β
Lin Bai smiled: "I see, then call Iron Man to deal with him, what's my business?" I'm busy making movies to make money. β
"Iron Man is indeed coming!" The female daring man said: "But there is a trouble here, Iron Man is a native of the United States, and he is not very good at eating in Huaxia, to put it simply, Iron Man needs your help, and when he comes to the human world, he may live in your house." β
"I'm rubbing, want to live in my house?" Lin Bai was shocked: "My house is about to become a vegetable market, and all kinds of messy people come to live." β
The female daring man said: "Iron Man is a rich second generation, and he will give you double the rent and double the food expenses." β
Lin Bai suddenly changed Zhang Shihui's face and came out: "I see, then the young master of Steel is welcome to come and play at any time." β
Daredevil: "......"
Well, there was nothing to say to this nameless man, and the female daring man indignantly said goodbye and left.
After beating away the female courage, Lin Bai slowly returned to the backyard, took a shower first, changed into a bathrobe, and then sat cross-legged on the edge of the hot spring pool in the backyard, the female demon king was soaking in the pool, there was an alien laptop by the pool, and the camera was facing the female demon king who was soaking in the hot spring, she was saying to the computer in a nice voice: "Hello everyone, this king hasn't come to the live broadcast for a month, do you miss me?" It's really tiring this month, but it's worth the hard work, and Ben Wang's movie is finally finished...... When it's released, everyone must come and cheer. β
Well, this product has started advertising its own movies, and it is still the same as Lin Bai. (To be continued......)
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