581 Brother Nan, you stink
Soon, Aunt Wang brought over two bowls of noodles, which were covered with a full layer of marinade, tomato and egg noodles, which looked like a bowl of tomato eggs, and the beef noodles were similar, full of a layer of beef.
Chen Haoran looked at these two bowls of noodles and said with a smile: "Aunt Wang, you can't do this business!" I'm afraid it'll be closed in a few days. ”
"You dead boy, how do you speak? That is, you, who have not seen you for so many years, enjoy this treatment, others are delusional. Aunt Wang said with a smile, "Hurry up and eat it while it's hot, and see if Auntie's craftsmanship has regressed?" ”
"How can it? The smell alone makes my mouth water. Chen Haoran took a big bite, and then enjoyed the 'um', "It's delicious, after eating so many noodles, it's still the most authentic and delicious Aunt Wang." ”
"Your mouth is still so sweet, hurry up and eat it!" Aunt Wang sat on the side, looked at Chen Haoran with a smile, and asked, "Haoran, if I'm not mistaken, you are 24 this year." ”
"Auntie, you have a good memory." Chen Haoran looked at it and gave a thumbs up, and then greeted the noodle bowl vigorously.
Aunt Wang looked at Chen Haoran with a smile and asked, "You are also a big boss, do you have a girlfriend now?" ”
"Sort of!" Faced with this problem, Chen Haoran was a little lost.
Originally, Chen Haoran regarded Bei Huaiyu as the object of his life, but in the end, Bei Huaiyu's farewell made Chen Haoran feel an indescribable loss.
"You kid, if you don't have it, you don't have it, what's so embarrassing in front of me?" Aunt Wang obviously misunderstood what Chen Haoran meant, and then said with some gossip: "Tell my aunt what you like, and my aunt will help you pay attention to this." ”
"Auntie, that's not necessary, it's really not." Chen Haoran looked at Aunt Wang sweatingly.
"What's the matter, the man should get married, the woman should get married, hurry up and give me the phone, and when I see the right one, I will call you to tell you." Aunt Wang stretched out her hand, and then feigned anger: "Hurry up, or Auntie will be angry!" ”
"Ugh! All right! Chen Haoran couldn't bear to refuse Aunt Wang's kindness, so he could only report the phone again.
Aunt Wang dialed Chen Haoran's phone, "This is mine, save it." Don't worry, my aunt will definitely introduce you to a beautiful girl. ”
"Good!" Chen Haoran replied with a smile, and then saved it.
At this time, two more guests came outside, and Aunt Wang hurriedly went over to greet them.
Here, Chen Haoran hurriedly swallowed the noodles, and then took out one of the two hundred yuan that Chen Gang had given him when he left, put it on the table, and then turned around and ran.
Seeing this, Aunt Wang hurriedly grabbed the money on the table and chased it out: "You bastard, my sister-in-law said that I don't want your money today." ”
"Auntie, take it, I'm not without it, you can invite me when I don't have any money." Chen Haoran shouted without looking back.
"This kid!" Aunt Wang shook her head with tears and laughter.
……
Originally, Chen Haoran wanted to take a taxi back, but who would have thought that several taxis looked at him hard and drove over.
This really made him depressed.
You, isn't my brother just dressed a little dirty and sweaty today?
Are you like hiding from the plague?
However, Chen Haoran had broken thoughts, but he was not really angry, after all, he knew his current situation.
When he sat in, he probably could stun his brother.
It was precisely because of such scruples that he did not take the bus.
At this moment, Chen Haoran's mobile phone suddenly rang, and when he looked at the number, Chen Haoran was happy, it turned out to be Wei Suo's kid.
"Why do you want me to break the news again and make a big news?" Chen Haoran said with a smile.
"I'll rub it, Brother Chen, what you said hurt my heart." Wei Suo pretended to be aggrieved and shouted: "Brother Chen, I took a big risk for you, I didn't verify the authenticity and forwarded it directly, and I didn't even care about asking for leave, I directly robbed the newspaper's car and rushed to Pingjiang, you say this about me, are you worthy of me?" ”
"Ahem......" Hearing this, Chen Haoran gritted his teeth with hatred, it was originally quite moving, but when Wei Suo said it, he always felt uncomfortable and panicked, "I said Wei Suo, you bastard, don't you know to call to confirm?" ”
"You've been arrested, can you get through on your phone?" Wei Suo said.
"It really worked, and the phone was always on me." Chen Haoran said with a smile.
"You're awesome!" Wei lock.
"Okay, I'm hanging up!" Chen Haoran looked at the big sun above his head and said.
"Don't! Brother Chen, where is your home? I'm all in Pingjiang, you can't even let me in! Wei Suo hurriedly shouted loudly: "Even if you don't mean me, but what about others this time?" ”
"Who?" Chen Haoran was suddenly curious.
"Assistant Wang, and Li Qiqi." After Wei Suo finished speaking, he directly handed the phone to Li Qiqi.
"Brother Nan, I miss you." Li Qiqi said, her voice a little choked.
"Oh, my silly girl, isn't my brother okay now? Hurry up and give me a smile? I like that Kiki who smiles all the time. When Chen Haoran heard Li Qiqi's choked voice, his heart was about to break.
"Hmmm! Okay, giggle......" was teased by Chen Haoran like this, Li Qiqi immediately laughed, "Brother Nan, where is your home?" I'm going to see you! ”
"My home is on Peach Blossom Island." After Chen Haoran finished speaking, he hurriedly said, "Where are you now?" You go to the No. 3 Middle School for a while, I'll be here, let's go back together. ”
"Okay, we've arrived in Pingjiang. By the way, Brother Nan, Assistant Wang has something to tell you. By the way, Brother Nan, as soon as you have an accident today, Assistant Wang will support you on the Internet. Li Qiqi said, and then hurriedly told Wei Suo, where Chen Haoran is now, and then handed the mobile phone to Assistant Wang.
"Assistant Wang, thank you." Chen Haoran knew very well how much risk Assistant Wang had taken this time.
"Brother Nan, when you say this, you will see the outside, you have helped us so much, we are also happy to be able to help you do something. However, Shi Dao and they felt a little guilty, after all, they had to escort "The Voice of Angels". Assistant Wang said very earnestly.
"Okay, it's not a big deal. I'll call in a moment and tell you if I'm safe. Chen Haoran said with a smile.
"Okay."
After hanging up the phone, Chen Haoran called Director Shi and reported that he was safe, but it was inevitable that he was told a few words by several other mentors.
Chen Haoran could only smile and respond, and then tried his best to finally appease them.
Before he hung up the phone, he saw a white interview car from the Jiangsu and Zhejiang newspapers parked beside him.
Then Wei Suo and the others picked them up from the car, looking at Chen Haoran speechlessly.
"Brother Chen, are you sure you weren't put into a black mine and become a miner?" Wei Suo teased.
And Li Qiqi originally wanted to pounce, but as soon as she arrived at Chen Haoran's side, she retreated, then pouted and slapped her nose, "Brother Nan hasn't taken a bath for a long time, it stinks." ”
"Ahem...... Brother Nan, your dress today is really not mainstream. Assistant Wang, the most stable one, couldn't help but complain.
"Wei Suo, give me your wallet!" Chen Haoran suddenly stretched out his hand to Wei Suo.
"What?" Wei Suo asked, already taking out his wallet.
"You can wait nearby, for half an hour at most." Chen Haoran said, walked into a nearby sportswear specialty store, and a few minutes later, walked out with two bags, and then crossed the road into the hotel opposite.
Looking at Chen Haoran's back, Li Qiqi pursed her small mouth, "Brother Lewd, is Brother Nan angry?" ”
"Silly girl, if your brother Nan is angry with anyone, he won't be angry with you. It's for fear of smoking you. Speaking of this, Wei Suo laughed strangely, "I have to say, the taste on Brother Chen's body is really superb." In the words of Nanhu Shen, it is soy tofu that has expired for five years, plus hot and sour noodles boiled with pig swill, and durian fruit cold Songhua eggs, as well as salted hairtail fish stewed in foot washing water, plus gutter-fried garlic foam, and finally a drop of French perfume. Let's live! That's it! ”
"Nonsense! My brother Nan is not like that. Li Qiqi glared at him angrily, but soon he was too anxious to hold back and giggled.
Assistant Wang couldn't help laughing, "Don't say it, this description is really appropriate." But when you say this, I think of a very strange post, which deliberately refutes Mr. Shen's planning words, and I also collected it. ”
Assistant Wang said, took out his mobile phone directly, and flipped out the post.
"A well-known person sarcastically ridiculed us rural people as hillbillies and stinky old farmers. Rural people do not have the superior conditions in the city, and their personal hygiene is worse than that of urban people, but I am curious about the taste of those superior people in your mouth. You are all pretentious and spend a lot of money and wear expensive fine perfumes, but why do you exude either the smell of bad sweet potatoes, or the smell of roses soaked in urine, or the smell of bed bugs rubbed with pollen, in short, all kinds of strange smells.
I'm curious, is it the best perfume that can't hide the strange smell on your body? Or is it your own peculiar taste? Or maybe you guys haven't seen the world and have been cheated by someone?
Oops! I'm sorry, but I shouldn't doubt you superior people, you have seen too much of the world.
In this case, there are only the first two possibilities.
……”
"Relieve your anger!" Wei Suo laughed excitedly, "No, I have to change it, the bad breath at the beginning, but it didn't come out clean." ”
"Giggles, they're all inferior perfumes!" Li Qiqi covered her mouth and smiled, "We all use pure natural, single floral fragrance now, and compound floral fragrance is rarely used." ”
"Don't worry, there's more!" Assistant Wang's fingers slid on the screen, and the second half appeared, "This second half is not so relieving, but it is not bad." ”
Here's what the post says: "There is a saying that if you can't eat grapes, you say that grapes are sour."
I feel that this sentence is very appropriate here.
Especially for a certain well-known person, yes, the countryside is not as good as the city, especially the infrastructure.
But now, especially after the rise of farmhouses, I have heard that many people are trying to get a rural hukou and then enjoy some convenient policies? I wondered, didn't you say that the countryside is bad? What are you going to do in our countryside?
Say it's far away, say it's far away......"