Chapter 131: Help you loosen your shoes
Chen Dagang didn't know the real purpose of Zhang Jianzhong's rush to the toilet, he just thought that he was in a hurry to run to cut his throat. You Zhang Jianzhong drank a lot, why didn't you pour so many people? That's how much you drink? There should be some dirty tricks, as long as you don't get out of sight, you don't want to succeed.
Zhang Jianzhong knew that he would not let himself go, so he simply sat on the stool.
"Drink! Drink it slowly! ”
He felt that it was much better to sit down than to stand, and perhaps, the passage was bent, although it was a little painful in his lower abdomen.
The secretary said, "You are also a little arrogant, and drink all six cups in one go." ”
Chen Dagang said: "It's wet and broken! ”
He picked up the big bowl of soup on the table, splashed the remaining soup in the bowl under the table, and then, holding the bowl in one hand and the cup in the other, poured all the six glasses of wine into the bowl one by one, and almost poured a big bowl.
"Good, good!"
Except for Zhang Jianzhong, everyone applauded. The applause drew the attention of the other tables, and the sporadic little battles stopped.
The secretary said, "Yes! In the end, it's the main attacker! ”
Of course, the secretary was not convinced, and wanted to say a few cruel words, but looking at the people on his side, it seems that none of them can be so strong and can hold the scene.
The secretary asked, "How's it going?" Who wins this round? ”
The secretary said: "It's a tie, according to the rules, the Zhang Party committee didn't drink less." ”
"But that's not enough. In terms of momentum, we are at the top. ”
"Don't forget, we're used to turning defeat into victory."
"Bullshit, you turn defeat into victory, or do I let you turn defeat into victory!" The secretary is also not polite, after drinking, who is not polite to whom, your border town has been calculating that we are in the town, it's not that we are not smart enough, it is that we have been letting you, giving you a little face as the master.
At this time, if you can kill, there is so much to manage.
"Pour the wine again, I'll drink it with the secretary." He also took it as a deed, one made it clear that he would fight with you, and the other also made Chen Dagang breathe a sigh of relief, no matter how much alcohol he had, he couldn't drink it in one go.
Zhang Jianzhong was miserable here, Chen Dagang drank the wine and you couldn't leave, so he cocked his legs and pressed the other leg with one leg, however, this pressure, the treasure swelled. It doesn't seem to work without swelling, and this swelling also closes the gate more tightly, and the other also extends the line of the water.
"Why didn't Party Committee Zhang speak? It can't be drunk, right? "The mayor has a very good intention of stirring up trouble."
Zhang Jianzhong smiled back at him, indicating that he could still hear his words and was still sober.
"How about we have a drink?"
As soon as he heard this, Zhang Jianzhong couldn't help but burp, and felt that a breath of air was pushed up, and he was busy pressing down, and this pressure seemed to press the urine to the gate, and immediately lifted the qi again, feeling that the river and the sea were turned over for a while, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Zhang Jianzhong of that town stroked his chest vigorously from top to bottom, and hurriedly stroked from bottom to top, his hand was on for a while, and down for a while.
When Chen Dagang saw Zhang Jianzhong's appearance, he felt that he should take advantage of the victory to pursue, so he said to Ah Huan: "Pour the wine again." ”
Seeing that Chen Dagang didn't even give himself this opportunity, the mayor of the town said happily: "Good job! ”
The secretary said, "With your spirit, you can be promoted." It's no problem to be a party committee. ”
When Zhang Jianzhong heard this, he stood up and asked, "Just by drinking?" ”
The secretary smiled and said, "Everyone has what they can do, drinking is also a kind of work ability, playing the ball well is also a kind of work ability, and he has two different specialties from others." ”
The secretary said: "We don't lack people to work in the town, but we lack people with special skills like him." ”
Chen Dagang was very proud and said, "You transfer me to work in Linzhen!" ”
"Are you willing to run from the county seat to our poor place?"
"As long as you want, I'll go." Chen Dagang said categorically.
Zhang Jianzhong laughed "haha" and said, "Are you still serious?" ”
"At least, I'm better than you!"
Zhang Jianzhong pointed to Ah Huan's full wine and said, "Drink the wine first." ”
"Am I still afraid of you?" Chen Dagang poured a glass of wine into the bowl of soup again, you wait, I became a party committee by my own ability, see how you still fight with me? What else does Nana's dad say? When the time comes, you Zhang Jianzhong will be beaten back to his original form.
He said, "I also borrowed this bowl of wine, and I thank the secretary for his kindness to me!" ”
The secretary of Linzhen said: "As long as it is a maxima, it will always be discovered." ”
"Just for your words, I will drink to death!"
As soon as he raised his head, he drank it again, after all, this big bowl of wine was not a joke, after all, he drank a big bowl just now, and after such a short period of isolation, Chen Dagang only felt a breath of air coming up and hurriedly pressed down, so he didn't drink as arrogantly as he did just now, and the back half of the bowl of wine spilled out.
Will Zhang Jianzhong let him go?
"Your wine is spilled."
"That's nothing, is it?"
The secretary said: "Party Committee Zhang, don't you have to worry so much? ”
The mayor said, "I'll make it for him." ”
He picked up his cup and said, "Not so much, is it?" So saying, he drank the wine. At this time, the secretary and mayor of Linzhen all thought that Zhang Jianzhong would definitely not be able to put down three more glasses of wine. Because, he can't stand steadily, and he is always shaking there.
The secretary stepped forward and said, "I'll also help Party Committee Zhang have a drink." ”
The secretary said, "No, the mayor didn't help just now." If you want to drink, I'll drink with you. ”
Zhang Jianzhong said to the secretary: "It's okay, I'm okay." ”
As he spoke, he shook it again, it had the effect of alcohol, but it was more of a urine suffocation, and it would be impossible to drink these three cups and not go to the toilet again. He also learned from Chen Dagang, poured three glasses of wine into a bowl, sank his breath, and drank it. Then, the bowl was shown to everyone, and the secretary mayor who was still holding the bowl in his hand laughed "haha" in the back: "No way." No more. ”
The secretary was very sad and said to Ah Qi and Ah Huan: "Come and take a look." ”
Chen Dagang stopped him and said, "I'll go!" ”
He can't trust the people of the border town. Unexpectedly, Zhang Jianzhong turned back again, handed the bowl to Ah Qi, and said loudly: "I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I won't pee my pants if I don't go to the toilet anymore." ”
This time, it was the secretary's turn to laugh "haha" and say, "It's okay, it's okay, it's urine." ”
Chen Da didn't believe his nonsense just now, but he still followed in, only to see that the toilet was in a mess, and many people had already come here to vomit.
Zhang Jianzhong took a turn in the toilet, but there was no empty urinal pool, and he couldn't help it, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, he stood on the side of the wall and urinated "whoosh", and people were suddenly relaxed. Chen Dagang walked to his side and rushed to the wall with a "whooshing".
"What? What are you doing? Zhang Jianzhong hurriedly turned half of his body, the treasure was swollen so badly that he couldn't cover it with his hands at all, Chen Dagang only glanced over here, and he saw everything. It doesn't matter if a man is a man, but since he was kicked by Ah Hua, Zhang Jianzhong found that he was getting more and more deformed.
Chen Dagang said disdainfully: "You can't be as small as a screw, right?" ”
"You're the nail of the thread."
"Are we comparing?"
Chen Dagang showed his thing, and Zhang Jianzhong didn't bother to look at it.
"Boring!"
"I sue you, too little Nana doesn't like it."
Zhang Jianzhong scolded: "Hooligans! ”
"Scold! You can scold as much as you want, it's better to go out and scold so that everyone knows. He shook his body and said, "You'll find it boring, like someone else's shoes that you pick up and wear." The son-in-law of the deputy county magistrate, are you embarrassed to admit it? I bet I'm the only one who has qualified so far. ”
"Fart, you fucking fart."
Chen Dagang smiled "haha" and walked away.
Zhang Jianzhong caught up, grabbed him and said, "You make it clear!" ”
"Isn't that clear enough? Actually, there is nothing wrong with it, the shoes are a little old, but they are not broken, and they are more comfortable to wear. ”
Seeing that they were entangled, the people here hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" Don't you fight? Ah Qi hurriedly ran over and pulled them away, only to see Zhang Jianzhong's eyes wide, but Chen Dagang had a wicked smile on his face.
"Are you alright? Are you alright? The mayor of the town also came. Suddenly exclaimed, "Party Committee Zhang, you are drunk, and you forgot to pull your trouser chain." ”
Zhang Jianzhong was so frightened that he thought that he was in a hurry just now, but he didn't get that guy in, so that everyone could see it clearly. He remembered a sentence, "It's not your fault that you're ugly, it's wrong that you shouldn't run out for people to see!" Looking down, it turned out that it wasn't so strict, it just didn't have a zipper.
He was busy with the secretary and asked Chen Dagang: "Is he okay?" Didn't you go to the toilet to throw up? ”
Chen Dagang said: "Not yet. ”
"It's still early!" Zhang Jianzhong's words were directed at Chen Dagang, "Let's continue to drink!" Give you two glasses and one to me. ”
Make up your mind to get this guy drunk. If you move your hands and feet, you may not be able to beat him, even if you can beat him, you can't mess around in front of so many leaders, only drink, beat him with wine, and let him lie on the ground and can't get up.
Chen Dagang quit and said, "You challenge me and want me to drink two cups?" One cup per person, I will accompany you to the end! ”
Zhang Jianzhong did not hesitate at all, and said: "I will let you die without a place to be buried!" ”
The two fought together, and the others became complete decorations.
"How do you drink it?"
"Take a bowl and drink!"
Chen Dagang stepped on the bench and said, "Take the bowl, take the bowl!" ”
Zhang Jianzhong waved his hand: "Bring the bowl!" ”
Ah Huan actually brought a stack of bowls.
The two secretaries said, "These two guys, what are you stimulating?" ”
The mayor said, "I don't know! ”
Ah Qi and Ah Huan also shook their heads.
At this time, a gust of wind blew, and as soon as the wind passed, it gradually began to rain. The secretary looked up at the dark sky and said, "Why is it raining?" The secretary hurriedly said, "Scattered." So they ran down the hallway of the cafeteria.
Zhang Jianzhong and Chen Dagang didn't move, both of them were in the same position, standing on the ground with one foot and stepping on the bench with the other. One hand on the waist.
"Drink!" Zhang Jianzhong picked up the wine and said.
"Drink!" Chen Dagang also picked up the wine and said.
Both drank their wines, and then, with a flick of their hands, dropped their bowls.
"Go on!"
"Keep going, keep going!"
He drank the wine again.
Chen Dagang said: "You can still laugh!" ”
Zhang Jianzhong said: "I should laugh! ”
"Because, I'll help you loosen your shoes?"
"If, that's the case, are you still fighting with me? Is it necessary for a winner to be a loser? Don't treat me as a fool! You haven't gotten Nana yet, so you're sorry! But, I sue you, you don't stand a chance! ”
It was raining heavily, and the two of them were still standing in the rain, drinking the wine mixed with the rain one by one.
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