Chapter 320: Chicken with Personality

Tang Tianyu didn't expect the peach blossoms to come so suddenly, Shui Zhilan not only took the initiative to give her arms, but also gave her soft tongue, constantly teasing herself. Tang Tianyu's blood was strong, and after such a teasing, he couldn't help but feel hot all over, and his lower body reacted. Tang Tianyu has actually always coveted Shui Zhilan, because this female police officer left a deep impression on him when he was in Huayuan Town, and she was a little charming and amorous in her heroic posture. Tang Tianyu once carefully observed Shui Zhilan's physiognomy, the corners of her eyes were slightly tilted, her fragrant lips were plump, and her face was delicate with melon seeds.

Tang Tianyu once heard rumors in Lingchuan officialdom that Hu Kaiying overcame all the obstacles in order to pursue Shui Zhilan, and finally hugged the beauty, which was a good story. However, it is said that Hu Kaiying now has a good chance to mention that love history. Tang Tianyu can also understand that Hu Kaiying is a person with status after all, if the emotional matter is passed around, where will the majesty be placed?

Despite Shui Zhilan's various temptations, Tang Tianyu is reason defeated ** at this moment, first, this is not a very hidden street, if it is broken by acquaintances, what should be done then, and secondly, Shui Zhilan is Hu Kaiying's wife. Hu Kaiying is a little bigger than himself, if he is given a green hat, he will definitely not be able to eat and leave. Moreover, Tang Tianyu also detected a faint taste of wine from Shui Zhilan's mouth. He could judge that Shui Zhilan must be drunk now, and she would make such a gaffe when she was in a state of confusion.

Tang Tianyu used a little strength, then pushed Shui Zhilan away, seeing Shui Zhilan looking at him in some surprise, he smiled awkwardly and said: "Sister Lan, I don't know what happened to you, but I hope you can calm down, no matter what happens, I hope you don't hurt yourself." Tang Tianyu actually felt that he was a little against his will when he said this, he didn't want Shui Zhilan to be calm at all, and he had an evil thought in his heart, why not kidnap Shui Zhilan to a safe place, and then kiss her properly?

Seeing Tang Tianyu's serious appearance, Shui Zhilan sighed, sneered and laughed at herself: "Do you think that I am like a female madman now, who will pounce hysterically and bite him hard when I meet anyone?" Shui Zhilan looked at Tang Tianyu's angular face, and her impulsive feelings faded a little at the moment, secretly thinking that maybe she had reached a dead end again.

Tang Tianyu knew that Shui Zhilan had been hit by Yan Zòng and was in a pessimistic mood, so he shook his head and said seriously: "Sister Lan, you think too much. I didn't think you were crazy at all, and I knew that you must have been unhappy with something to make you react this way. Why don't I send you home, have a good talk with Secretary Hu, or I can help you untie the knot. ”

After speaking, Tang Tianyu helped Shui Zhilan to get up, because the posture was a little ambiguous, Shui Zhilan's plump * buttocks inadvertently touched Tang Tianyu's lower body, although Tang Tianyu intended to avoid it, but it still made Shui Zhilan feel that Tang Tianyu's lower body was as hard as iron.

Shui Zhilan pretended not to know Tang Tianyu's changes, a touch of red glow reflected at the root of her ears, she bit her red lips with her silver teeth, and said resolutely: "I won't go back...... If Shui Zhilan had been in the past, she would have bowed her head, but this time she felt that she had to be tough once, otherwise Hu Kaiying would always be so disrespectful to herself.

Tang Tianyu let go of Shui Zhilan's soft arm and said, "Okay, then I'll send you to Da Sanyuan for one night." After a good night's sleep, both of them have dissipated their anger and talked calmly. ”

Tang Tianyu didn't expect the relationship between Hu Kaiying and his wife to be so incompatible, he had been in contact with the two many times, and always felt that Hu Kaiying didn't care much about Shui Zhilan, not only did he feel that Hu Kaiying was a little in the midst of happiness and didn't know the blessings. If it were another person, he would definitely treat Shui Zhilan as a treasure, but now Shui Zhilan was left alone on the street, and it can be seen from the side that Hu Kaiying should be hard-hearted.

After a cool breeze outside, coupled with the fact that Fang had just been a little excited, Shui Zhilan's alcohol decreased a lot, nodded, and walked behind Tang Tianyu for a while. Tang Tianyu saw that Shui Zhilan was wearing a little less, so he took off his coat and draped it on Shui Zhilan's shoulders. Shui Zhilan saw Tang Tianyu make this move, and her heart was even more uncomfortable, because she remembered that a few years ago, when Hu Kaiying was just pursuing herself, she took care of herself so meticulously.

The woman's move was in an instant, because Hu Kaiying moved Shui Zhilan back then, so Shui Zhilan has tried her best to endure Hu Kaiying's snub to herself for so many years.

Tang Tianyu saw that Shui Zhilan was reluctant to speak, and he was afraid that the two would be too cold, so he joked and said, "Sister Lan, let me give you a question to see if you can guess the answer." There is a puppy walking in the desert, why did he suffocate because he held his urine? Tang Tianyu remembered the popular brain teaser many years later, found one that impressed him, and talked to Shui Zhilan.

Shui Zhilan thought for a moment and said, "I can't think of it!" ”

Tang Tianyu said with a smile: "Because there are no telephone poles in the desert, the puppy can't find a place to pee, so he is suffocated by urine." ”

"Oh!" Shui Zhilan laughed at herself with self-deprecation, "I don't know if your answer is too clever, or if I'm too stupid, I can't think of it." ”

Tang Tianyu continued: "The problem is not over yet, there are telephone poles in the desert, but the puppy is still suffocated, Sister Lan, do you know why?" ”

Shui Zhilan thought for a while, shook her head and smiled bitterly: "I don't know." ”

Tang Tianyu explained: "Because it was written on the telephone pole that it was forbidden to urinate and urinate, this was a moral puppy, so I couldn't help but pee on the telephone pole, and finally I was suffocated." ”

Shui Zhilan said: "What a nonsense joke. ”

Tang Tianyu could see that Shui Zhilan had been attracted by his jokes, so he continued: "There are telephone poles in the desert, and there is no prohibition on the telephone poles, but the puppy is still suffocated by urine. Why is that? ”

Shui Zhilan frowned and thought for a while, and said, "It's because there are a lot of telephone poles, and he doesn't know which one to look for, so in the end, he was suffocated to death by urine while searching?" ”

Tang Tianyu was a little satisfied with Shui Zhilan's answer, and said, "Sister Lan, the answer you said makes some sense. But my answer is a little different from yours, in fact, there is only one telephone pole in the desert, but there are too many other dogs in front of the puppy. So before he could go to the toilet, the puppy was suffocated. ”

Shui Zhilan smiled: "This is really a well-behaved puppy, and he doesn't know how to cut in line." ”

Tang Tianyu continued: "There are telephone poles in the desert, and there is no prohibition on the telephone poles, and there are no other dogs in line in front of them, but this puppy is still suffocated. You know why? ”

Shui Zhilan took a moment's time, shook her head helplessly, and said with a smile: "This dog is really pitiful, I have a little sympathy for it, or you can allow it to defecate anywhere." ”

Tang Tianyu said with a smile: "The dog's habits are not changed casually. The dog still ended up suffocating to death with urine because there were three dog sisters lining up behind him. Our protagonist Puppy is a shy dog, so he is not embarrassed to pee in front of the opposite sex. ”

Shui Zhilan listened to this answer, and finally laughed and said, "Morality, politeness, and shame, this is really a model dog." In our lives, even people are not as sensible as they are. ”

Tang Tianyu nodded and said: "There will always be all kinds of troubles and difficulties in life, if you encounter them, please don't worry, let go of your dignity, or let go of your stubborn prejudices, maybe you can find a way, don't think about disappearing out of thin air without hard work." Even if this difficulty disappears out of thin air, you may still encounter another, bigger problem, so sometimes don't think too much about it, and it will only kill yourself. ”

Shui Zhilan nodded and said, "I didn't expect you to be quite persuasive." Shui Zhilan probably knew why Tang Tianyu was able to achieve the position of executive deputy county magistrate at such a young age, which should have something to do with the mature aura that did not match him. After some exchanges, Shui Zhilan gradually became familiar with Tang Tianyu, and remembered the scene where she took the initiative to ask for a kiss, not only did she secretly feel that she was a little too frivolous. In particular, Tang Tianyu is nearly ten years younger than himself.

Tang Tianyu smiled faintly: "Sister Lan, let me tell you another joke." ”

Shui Zhilan nodded and said seriously: "Say it, I'll listen to this carefully." ”

"There was a farmer who had a hen that was very good at laying eggs, and one day the hen flew up to the roof, and the farmer tried all kinds of methods, but he didn't let the hen come down, so he told a lie, 'O hen, hen, if you don't come down again, I'll go and kill the rooster, and then you will have no company.' But the hen cried out for joy, 'Kill the rooster*, and then I can go to the duck in my right place.'" Tang Tianyu was telling jokes while observing Shui Zhilan, who was now over thirty years old, but her skin was extremely well maintained, fair and smooth.

Shui Zhilan heard this joke, remembered her reckless move, her face was slightly red, and she said, "I don't think this chicken is good, obviously I want the red apricot to come out of the wall." ”

Tang Tianyu smiled faintly and said, "I don't think this chicken is as much as Sister Lan thinks." This chicken is a very good chicken, it just wants to rest on the roof for a while, but it does not expect the farmer to coerce and lure him, so he will say those words to prove his personality. In fact, when it comes to returning to the nest in the evening, it will take the initiative to enter the nest. The chicken, which for a long time was too tightly controlled, should be given a little freedom by the farmer. ”

Shui Zhilan knew that Tang Tianyu was changing tricks to persuade herself, and she felt a lot more comfortable, and said, "You are a very thoughtful person. You can also go to the radio station part-time and be an emotional host, and you will definitely have a group of loyal fans. ”

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