Li Er was talking on the phone in the office, and a huge probe came in, first looked around the house, and saw that Widow Sun was not in the house, so he sat down boldly. Li Er asked him: "The thief has no interest, he is like a thief, so he has something to say." ”

Huge asked, "Widow Sun is not here?" ”

"I went out to clean up, and I went out with Little Pink, what's the matter, I miss my mother?"

"I don't want to do it, it's just that my dad has been absent-minded for the past two days, hanging his head, listless, cooking and making soup, either without adding salt or vinegar, which makes the guests very annoying. I'm his god, caught between him and the guests, and I'm very embarrassed. I want to come over and ask, how is the daughter-in-law you found for my father, is it really not good on Widow Sun's side? ”

Li Er sighed and said: "It's either that you can't leave, or you can't grind, the affairs of Dongwu are very difficult to do." Even if Widow Sun personally agrees, her son does not agree, which is in vain. What's more, she herself wants to reunite with her dead ghost man after death. I was powerless, kneeling down to play with Tibet, and there was no way out. (Playing with Zang Ye – Magic Now, Author's Note)

Huge grinned and said, "What should I do then?" You can't just spend it like this, and besides, it's not a way for Widow Sun to live in your office all the time. ”

Li Er said with a sad face: "It's easy to invite God and it's hard to send God, I invited a widow Sun in one sentence, and now I want to send her out again, it's difficult." However, the situation was urgent at that time, if she didn't save her, she would have to die, a living human life, and if she didn't save her, it would be a big crime. Now it's okay, what should I do, I'm worried about death. ”

"The problem is solved. My father was helpless and ran to me, just wanting to spend his old age here, and I couldn't bear to drive him away. But in this situation, he was dismissed as a cook, and I couldn't afford to support him. The key to the current problem is that if you don't ask him to be this cook, he will mistake me for driving him away, and he can't cry or laugh. I'm afraid that my kindness will be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs. ”

Li Erdao: "If there is some way out, I'll report to you again, okay?" ”

Dang shook his head and said: "No, Dad, it's about the business of my seafood restaurant, and the popularity that I have accumulated with great difficulty has been almost smashed in the past two days." If you can't think of a way out of the situation. Within half a month, the seafood restaurant was closed, and in the future, you kid wanted to eat seafood, but there was no place. , you hurry up and find a way, I'll make tea at home and wait for you to come over. ”

Li Er shook his head and did not agree.

Huge changed the topic and asked: "Since the cornucopia collapsed and closed the door, why haven't you seen Huang Dakuo, a thief, show his head?" Maybe it's a lost money. Wang Ba couldn't do it, so he committed suicide in fear of sin. The rich man is used to the scenery, and at first glance he became a poor bastard, and he couldn't bear this shocking blow in his heart. The psychological defense line is broken, and the possibility of suicide is extremely high! ”

Li Er criticized the huge: "Don't talk nonsense, Huang Dakuo has seen the dragon in the past few days, maybe he is traveling outside." The possibility of suicide cannot exist. He grew up in extreme hardship. The psychological ability to withstand blows should be very strong. It's not as fragile as you say, it's not as vulnerable. Just like you. A million want to hang themselves and drink medicine, something that is not productive. ”

"Who is scolding for nothing?" Little Peach entered the door and asked.

Li Er said, "Who else, your eldest brother." ”

"It's not okay to scold my eldest brother. Who is he, your daughter's uncle? It's just your unnamed uncle, can you scold casually? On weekdays, she has an uncle, and she dares to kiss her bare mouth. You don't want to think about it, you soak in the seafood restaurant for three days, eating and drinking, who will serve you? It's not my big brother and sister-in-law. ”

"Yes, yes." Pangda said: "Li Er, you have to be a conscience, if I ask the pig to eat those wine and food, I am very fat, and I can sell it for a lot of money." If you want to feed the dogs, you can wag your tail in front of me. ”

Little Peach was very angry when she heard her brother compare her lover to a pig and a dog. Don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, no matter how bad it is, he is also your sister's sweetheart. If you compare him to an animal, won't your sister become a bitch and a sow? Thinking so in her heart, she rolled her eyes vigorously and opened the criticism: "Brother, compare him to a pig and a dog, your sister and I still have a Xiaoyan, according to your Luo Ji, aren't my two mothers also animals?" Also, the Pang family has suffered difficulties over the years, which time did I not come forward to resolve the crisis? You feed the wine and food to the pigs and dogs, you say, no matter how fat a pig is, how much can it be worth? Last time, Li Er asked you to get back 1 million, and this time to avoid going bankrupt again, if you don't have me and Xiaoyan to lead, can Li Er help you? I really don't know how to lift! ”

"Who doesn't know how to lift?" Widow Sun came into the house and forced a pole in the middle.

Li Er was busy playing in the garden: "It's nothing, Boss Pang has made a few new dishes, and he wants me to go for a drink, and he is arguing about the recipe of the dishes." ”

Huge said: "Serve the wine and food, let people eat, and it is not pleasing inside and out, so, Second Master Li, I will take a step back, make the wine and food and wait, I hope you will move and bend and go over early." ”

Li Er nodded vigorously, waved his hand, and let the giant go. Then sit on the couch and scratch your scalp and think about it.

Xiao Taohong saw Li Er's sad face and was very worried, so she lifted her buttocks, sat on the desk in front of Li Er, and said with a smile: Li Er, what are you worried about, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge. Whatever. I'll tell you a joke to make you happy.

Without waiting for Li Er to agree, she said: Once upon a time, there was a clever long-term worker. My wife bought a large watermelon and asked her to send it to her mother's house. This long-term worker passed by the door of his house, and it happened that his wife also went out to buy watermelons at the market, and just came back, because the family was poor, he could only buy a bowl of small watermelons and go to his parents' house. It also happened that the father-in-law of this long-term worker and the maiden family of the owner's wife were in the same village, and they were still neighbors. The long-term worker handed over the big watermelon he was carrying to his wife, took the small watermelon from his wife's hand, and sent it to his wife's mother's family. At that time, the common people had nothing to do except farming, especially on rainy days, the fields were sticky and could not work. People are hiding in their doorways and laughing. The two houses are facing the gate, the size of a watermelon, so they can naturally see clearly and clearly. August 15 to see the girl, this is an iron rule. The landlord's family pays more attention to this set. The landlord's wife told her mother to count: "That day, I sent a long-term worker to send me a watermelon, so small, so that the neighborhood laughed at me for a while, that melon is not much bigger than a cow ball, and it is not a shame!" The landlord's wife felt that something was wrong, so she called the long-term worker to confront her, saying, "How big is the watermelon sent?" Changgong blocked his wife and mother with his body, and compared the watermelon with his hand to the size of a copper basin for washing face, and his wife nodded yes. It's so big, Changgong turned around and blocked his wife, facing her mother, comparing the watermelon to the size of a bowl. The old lady hurriedly said, "Yes, yes." It's that big. ”

Changgong flashed to the side and said, "The size is right, I'm not lying." You can't blame me for this in the future????????"

Widow Sun said, "Little Peach, you can't say this in front of me in the future." ”

"Why?"

"Why? Because of this, my father did it. ”

"Huh? Did your dad do it? Gee! Your dad is a donkey. ”

"Your dad is a donkey's. Not even a word. ”

Li Er said: "I said, this is called guarding the dwarf, and you can't speak words." Guarding the soft-shelled turtle, you can't scold Wang Ba! ”

"You're a bastard, bullshit. The old lady didn't hang herself last time, and today I have to ask you two to be angry to death. Widow Sun pretended to raise her hand to hit Li Er, but the phone on the table suddenly remembered, and the fighting stopped.

The call came from Xiaohong: "Boss Li, our boss asked you and Xiao Taohong to come over for dinner, and the dishes are about to be served!" ”

Li Er said into the microphone: "The meal is ready, you can eat it yourself." Your Wang Ba soup is not delicious, and I can't afford to drink it. ”

Xiaohong was anxious on the phone and said loudly: "It was the boss lady who called me." ”

"She told you to die, and you will die too. Her words are not good. ”

"My sister-in-law's words are not good, are they? And what about my words, isn't it easy to do it? Try it first! Xiao Taohong was already sitting on the desk, very close to Li Er, and when she stretched out her hand, she just grabbed Li Er's ear, and asked again quietly: "Is my word good?" Say! ”

Li Er begged for mercy: "Spare me, the old slave will never dare anymore." ”

"No matter how honest I am, I have to pull off this dog's ears and feed it to the dog!"

"Push hard, push hard." Widow Sun added oil and vinegar to the side.

Xiao Taohong immediately let go of her hand and grabbed her: "It's not your own man, why don't you feel distressed?" It's not decent on the surface, but he is my Xiaoyan's father after all. I pulled his ear, he hurt in my body, but I hurt in my heart! I can beat him, scold him, bite him myself, if I change someone else and move his finger, I will fight with her! ”

Widow Sun said: "Yes, this is like your own child, you can beat yourself however you want, but others can't beat you, it's a truth, but this metaphor is not appropriate." ”

"Hey! I said, Widow Sun, your family beats a man as a child, it's true. ”

Li Er got up, took Xiao Taohong's hand, and said, "Let's go, let's see what his uncle means." (To be continued......)