Pingjian Township is a very standard poor rural area in Northeast China. Although it is nominally a town, its economy is so backward that it is not even comparable to some small villages, and all civil facilities can only be described as dilapidated.

It's a place that isn't destined to make people do anything, even though you're the dragon and phoenix among men. The traffic here is blocked, the information is backward, and occasionally a QQ car enters the town, which also attracts the leopard to take it as a Lamborghini and watch for a long time.

So those who are a little shrewd have gone out to work, and when they come back for the New Year's holidays, they can boast about the hillbillies in the town, and they are people who have seen the world! But many more would rather starve and freeze outside than return to the place.

The biggest entertainment in the whole town, in addition to watching TV, is holding my wife in bed after dark. So when those migrant workers return to their hometowns, the most common question they ask is what do the girls outside look like? Do your thighs have the whiteness of the mayor's wife?

As soon as this problem was mentioned in front of the old mayor, he would blow his beard and stare at him and scold: Wang Balamb, my wife's thighs are not white, how do you know, you haven't seen it! In fact, none of the men in the town had ever seen it, but everyone knew it was true.

The reason why the mayor's wife has white thighs is well known is due to one person: Li Qingbao! The guy who has always made everyone in the town hate itchy. This Wang Balamb is a well-known good at stealing chickens and dogs, but others can't catch the evidence, knowing that he did it, but he is helpless against him.

Peeping at the old mayor's young and beautiful daughter-in-law taking a bath is a great pleasure for him, and he is also very shameless to share with others everywhere, so the men in the whole town naturally know that the old mayor's wife has white thighs, even so, no one dares to say that it is from Li Qingbao, it is very simple, they really don't want to get into such a big trouble.

If you provoke him, maybe the beloved motorcycle you saved up to buy the next day will malfunction, the big rooster that you have worked hard for many years will become a pile of bones, the children who come home from school will be attacked by terrorists, and even the thighs of your own mother-in-law will be transmitted to the ears of the men in the whole town. Think about it, who would want to provoke such a scoundrel?

It was another long, hot and humid afternoon, and the temperature was oppressive. Li Qingbao, as always, found the right time to run to the courtyard of the old mayor's house to step on the spot, and there was a fat young man behind him, this person looked dark and fierce, like a big black bear, giving people a very stocky feeling.

And Li Qingbao is not much better than this swarthy guy, his face is gloomy, his chin is full of scum, his hair is messy, and his clothes are old.

Li Qingbao looked for a while and found the location of the bathroom, and began to skillfully touch a few bricks to build up under the wall outside the courtyard, and only realized that the situation was wrong when he was lying on the wall and wanted to take a good peek, and he couldn't help but scold at the moment: "Raised by a bitch, the mayor of the town is worried that someone will peek, so he actually built the wall high." ”

"Brother Bao, why don't you stack a few more bricks?" The fat black guy proposed.

"No, the wall is too high, and you have to fall to death with bricks."

"The old thing is full of food and makes the wall so high, and when Lao Tzu is in a bad mood, he must overturn the wall for him, and call all the men in our town to come and see his wife take a bath." The weather was hot, and the original voyeur plan had been mutated by this kind of mutation, and the fat black guy wiped the sweat from his forehead, and it was inevitable that he would complain.

"It's okay, anyway, the old mayor's daughter-in-law has been a little fat recently, and she has a lot of fat, so don't look at it!" Li Qingbao said open-mindedly.

"Don't, it's all here, don't look at it, thank you, why don't you take my neck and take a look?" The fat black guy was a little unwilling.

"No, it's time to see enough after watching so many times, I'm leaving tomorrow, so come and see for yourself later.!" Li Qingbao cat bent down and began to clean up the bricks that had been piled up.

"Let's go? Where are you going, are you going to hunt in the mountains again? ”

"No, it's going outside, the outside world." Li Qingbao replied calmly, he has rarely been so serious.

"Huh? Grandpa won't let you go outside, I've heard that it's more dangerous outside than the mountains. The fat black guy worried.

"Hehe, old man, he will agree, this is my life."

"It's... Then will you go out alone? The fat black guy was a little anxious and asked, "Why don't I go out with you?" I will do kung fu and can protect you. ”

A trace of reluctance flashed in Li Qingbao's eyes, and then he lit a cigarette for himself, and then shook his head and replied: "No, I calculated it for you, you are not suitable to go out for the time being." Someone will come and pick me up, and someone will take care of me, you don't have to worry. ”

"If that's the case, well. You've never been out, so be careful. ”

Li Qingbao patted the fat black guy on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't worry, is Lao Tzu so bad?" After thinking about it, he continued: "Xiaohu, there is not much time, I will fulfill your wish once, stick this to the chest!" Li Qingbao took out a crumpled piece of yellow paper from his big black pants, on which were painted with strange blood-colored symbols.

Xiaohu was suddenly surprised: "Demon talisman? Brother Bao, isn't this thing only known to grandpa, where did you come from? ”

"This is a wall amulet, wear it on your chest, hold your head in your hands, and rush at the wall so hard that you can easily pass through the wall, and in the future, you can see the old mayor's daughter-in-law take a bath at any time."

"Haha, is this really okay? Brother Bao, I really admire you for being able to get this thing, there is this kind of thing, why didn't you take it out earlier. Xiaohu was very happy to take the wall charm.

"This talisman was drawn especially for you." After saying this, Li Qingbao cast his eyes behind Xiaohu, and two people walked not far away.

It's an old man and a middle-aged man, the old man's steps are relaxed and orderly, and he should usually exercise a lot, but the middle-aged man's steps are steady and powerful, and he is estimated to be a practitioner.

Pingjian Town fart is a bigger place, even if you take a dog out casually, you can easily recognize who's family, these two people can judge that they are not from the town just by looking at the bright clothes.

"Excuse me, can you really pass through walls with this wall piercing talisman?" The old man stepped forward and asked with a smile.

Without waiting for Li Qingbao to answer, Xiaohu was unhappy at first, and said: "I said where did you come from, you old man, you dare to doubt Brother Bao, he is the only Taoist priest in our place who can be psychic, will what he said fool people?" ”

In an instant, the eyes of the middle-aged man beside the old man became sharp, and it seemed that Xiaohu's words made him very dissatisfied.

The old man didn't care, but smiled happily and asked: "It's really disrespectful, it's the first time I've heard of such a magical thing as a wall piercing charm, and I'm very curious, I don't know if I can perform a performance, let me see it, an old man." ”

Xiaohu immediately shook his head when he heard this, and said, "This talisman was left to me by Brother Bao as a souvenir, can I use it casually?" Besides, I don't know who you are. ”

Although Xiaohu spoke very impulsively, the old man didn't care, and laughed twice, as if he admired this young man who didn't have a bit of a city government and spoke bluntly.

"Okay, okay, then don't perform, little brother, I want to ask for directions, do you think this is okay?" The old man asked with a smile.

"You are a real inkblot, you go and ask Brother Bao, and he will say okay." Xiaohu replied with some dissatisfaction.

Li Qingbao, who was standing on the side, shook off the ashes of his cigarette and finally spoke: "The visitor is a guest, Xiaohu, just use the wall piercing charm to perform for him, so that I can verify whether the charm is effective." ”

"Okay." Xiaohu, who was reluctant at the beginning, immediately nodded and said, "I'll let this bad old man see how powerful." As he spoke, he had already pasted the wall piercing charm on his chest, held his head in both hands, and asked, "I'm ready, Brother Bao, can you just rush to the wall?" ”

"Yes." Li Qingbao nodded and said, "Be lucky first, don't have distracting thoughts in your head,"

"Okay."

Xiaohu stomped his feet confidently, and was about to raise his legs to charge. And at this time, the old man took the first step to stop him.

"Little brother, don't be impulsive, this wall is so hard, what if it fails? You're going to get hurt. ”

Although it is a rough wall made of red bricks, if you hit the wall like this, ordinary people have to break their heads, and just now I heard that Li Qingbao was going to experiment with whether this wall piercing charm was effective, and I couldn't help but be a little worried. Moreover, the Taoist technique is very illusory, and it was only a whim to ask about it just now.

The old man was kind enough to remind him, but this time it made Xiaohu annoyed.

"Niang Xipi, bad old man, are you begging for a beating, let Lao Tzu perform for a while and come to stop me for a while, are you trying to slander my brother Bao's spell is useless?"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and experiment." Li Qingbao urged expressionlessly.

Xiaohu glared at the old man and said, "Take a closer look, it's just a chance." After speaking, he silently adjusted his breathing for a moment, and suddenly stomped his foot hard, making a dull crashing sound.

"Qigong?" The middle-aged man's face behind the old man changed, and he stared at Xiaohu in surprise.

"Drink!!" Xiaohu blushed and shouted, holding his head with both hands and slamming into the courtyard wall of the old mayor's house.

Whether this so-called wall-piercing spell is true or false, the old man and the middle-aged man also began to look forward to it, perhaps because of Li Qingbao's calm look on the side, they faintly believed that this spell was real.

If they can really pass through the wall out of thin air with a piece of rune paper, then this scene will become their most memorable moment.

"Boom!!" A loud noise sounded, and a huge hole suddenly appeared in the high wall of the old mayor's house, and Xiaohu successfully passed through the wall, and the old man and the middle-aged man's eyes widened, and they were really shocked. This is not called going through the wall at all, it is clearly hitting the wall.

"Success, success, see? Hahaha...... "In a puff of dust, you can hear the excited voice of the little tiger in the yard.

It's hard not to alarm the mayor's daughter-in-law with such a big movement, so she screamed, and then scolded: "Which dog day is outside!" ”

Xiaohu, who only cared about laughing, soon rushed out with his head in his arms, ran to the old man's side and shouted: "Do you see, do you see it?" ”

The old man and the middle-aged man couldn't smile bitterly, they couldn't imagine that it was the result of knocking over the wall.

"Little brother, are you okay?" The old man liked Xiaohu's character very much, and he estimated that this kid might have already known that the chances of success of the wall piercing charm were not great, and in order not to lose face to his eldest brother in front of outsiders, he had enough strength to overthrow the wall.

"Haha, what can I do with your nonsense, this time you should believe that Brother Bao is so good at piercing the wall, right?" Xiaohu said proudly while patting the dust on his body.

"Hehe, your eldest brother's wall piercing charm is really powerful, it surprised me." The old man also said very cooperatively, if you don't know each other again, it is estimated that you will have to make the other party despise you again.

"If you know, it's good." Xiaohu said happily: "Brother Bao, are there any other powerful charms, take them out and perform them again, so that this old man can open his eyes." ”

"Open your fart eyes, don't you run quickly, do you have to wait for the old mayor to let the dog bite us?" Li Qingbao threw away the cigarette butt, turned around and walked away.

Hearing this, Xiaohu also realized this, did not dare to stay, ignored the old man and the middle-aged man behind him, and immediately followed Li Qingbao and left.

"Two little brothers, slow down, can I ask you about something?" The old man shouted at Li Qingbao's back.

Li Qingbao turned around and stopped, and said, "If you are looking for someone, follow me!" With that, he continued walking.

"This man doesn't seem to be simple." The old man stared at the other party's back with a smile, and since the other party had already said it, he simply took the middle-aged man and followed behind Li Qingbao.