Qin Xiaomao regretted it in his heart at this time, he was stupid just now, and he howled without his brain......

Because after Li Chanjuan entered the school angrily before, he had been waiting at the door for nearly an hour again!!

Waiting is actually nothing, the pain is to be watched again.

If you just watch, there is nothing, but the bad thing is that people keep coming up to ask questions, which is inexplicable.

These bad people can be described as idle farts, and they are roughly divided into two categories: one is the passers-by who are attracted by the pit daddy photo he shouted randomly, and the other is a group of gossip students who he doesn't know why he knows himself.

This first type of people, in this hour, have come a lot, and they almost come up or obscurely, or directly ask how many photos are exposed? What time is the dew? These obscene trivial goods were naturally unceremoniously driven away by Qin Xiaomao! He hasn't even seen this Li Da beauty photo, and even if he has it, he won't sell it!

This second type of people, the little girl in front of her, who is like a fly and has a headache, is a representative figure.

"This senior Brother Hangsi will sign my name!" The little girl had little stars in her eyes, and once again interrupted Qin Xiaomao, who was closing her eyes and dozing off

"I'm looking for the wrong person! I'm not the one you're looking for! Leaning on the chair of the electric car, Qin Xiaomao's eyes didn't open, he was numb by the questions of these bold students

"That's you! Brother Sling! Even though you don't wear glasses today, I can still recognize you......" The little girl looked at the photo on a piece of colored printing paper in her hand and felt quite strange

"What is me? What sling brother? I said that if I found the wrong person, I found the wrong person! There are more people who look like them......" Qin Xiaomao turned over extremely impatiently, leaving her with a back

"That's not right!"

The little girl bypassed the front of the car as she spoke, jumped under Qin Xiaomao's nose like a little squirrel, and almost pasted the printing paper in both hands to his face, "I don't believe you!" Brother Sling! It's you...... You look at the uninhibited hairstyle in the photo, with a melancholy retro style in the middle...... The scruffy chin shows the decadent beauty of postmodernism...... And ......"

"There's still a hair! Are you bothered, no matter how the lines are almost ......" Qin Xiaomao opened his eyes angrily, and the printing paper that almost stuck to his face suddenly startled him.

But in order to drive away the female fly as soon as possible, he didn't care about being frightened, so he reluctantly snatched the paper from the little girl in front of him and looked at it with a frown.

"No. 1 Middle School Campus Gossip Tabloid Newspaper?"

"That's right!"

"Or is it a no-code version?"

"That's right! It is said that in this issue, because Brother Hangsi is too rebellious, I decided to give you a no-* facial treatment for your topic......"

Oops my grass!! Qin Xiaomao suddenly felt truly speechless at the junior sister of these little junior sisters who rebelled against the sky, and the junior brothers of the little junior brothers.

"Brother Hangsi, you will have to admit that it is you! Sign me now! After I make a small profit, I will treat you to a lollipop......"

Hearing this, Qin Xiaomao really wanted to reach out and strangle this Lori-like student who was only one meter four tall!! You little girl who probably hasn't grown anything, and you still want to invite Lao Tzu to eat lollipops?

However, seeing that it was just a nonsense to write some of the circumstances of his meeting with Wang Yuyan at that time, as well as the process of recognizing Li Chanjuan, but there was no photo of himself, Qin Xiaomao couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, and he didn't admit it when he was ready to die, and he didn't know how to harass him to death if he admitted it......

The little girl seemed to see the disdain at the corner of his mouth and what he thought in his heart, "Brother Hangsi, your panoramic photo is printed in the back!" ”

Oops!! Qin Xiaomao was suddenly excited, and immediately turned over the paper, and then the scene of himself trading eggplants with Wang Yuyan that day came into view.

In the photo, at that moment, he was indeed partial in the middle, and decadent in melancholy...... But it seems to be an impatient attitude after waiting for a long time!

Gossip kills people!!

Qin Xiaomao almost wanted to slap this gossip to death! Regardless of gender......

"What's the matter, Sling Oba ......" Looking at Qin Xiaomao's sometimes hideous and sometimes twitching face, the little girl added a suffix to his title.

"Brother really knelt for you......," Qin Xiaomao exclaimed, "Bring a pen!" ”

"Oh yes! Oba is going to sign my autograph! ”

Brush Brush Brush ...... took the pen and scribbled, "Here you go!" Don't recognize people in the future of the little girl's family, and be careful to sell you if you recognize the wrong person! ”

"Don't worry! Sling Oba! People endured not going to self-study, looking at your familiar and melancholy face from afar, and pondering for half an hour! ”

Oops I'll go!! Qin Xiaomao really wanted to learn the TV plot and spew out a mouthful of old blood......

However, fortunately, the little girl left happily after getting the autograph, which also made him deeply relieved......

But let go of this little girl, there are still some gossip girls looking at him fiercely, and suddenly he gritted his teeth and started the car and prepared to evacuate here, not ready to wait for Li Chanjuan to get rid of this loser's little * girl!

But at this time, a miracle appeared, "Xiao Mao, Xiao Mao!" Don't leave!! Wait for me ......"

As soon as the electric car started, bypassing some stalls and getting onto the road, I heard a familiar voice from the door from a distance.

"Alas......" Qin Xiaomao, who sighed, could only stop the car and look at Li Chanjuan

"Young man, that beautiful teacher is your girlfriend? You are really capable, this girl and aunt I often see people driving luxury cars to pick her up, but she always rides an electric car and walks by herself, never with those people...... Cherish it! ”

Cherish a fart!! Lao Tzu is a family man! Qin Xiaomao, who was a little nameless and angry, really wanted to say such a sentence ruthlessly, but he still politely and perfunctorily said to the stall owner who was talking next to him.

"You students who don't do your job properly don't go to class yet!! Do you want the Dean of Academic Affairs to know about this!! Li Chanjuan, who went out, saw that Qin Xiaomao stopped and began to teach some students who were wandering around the door again, obviously she also knew something.

Qin Xiaomao became a little impatient, it hurt to be a fake son-in-law, and he was still waiting for time here to be watched by a group of young melon students like monkeys, and immediately shouted in an unkind tone: "You little girl, are you going to go with me?" What's the ink there!! ”

Little tissy!!

Suddenly, a group of people, whether they were students or small traders and vendors who were familiar with this place, were stunned!

This kid who drives an electric tricycle actually calls the goddess teacher of No. 1 Middle School a little girl? In the face of this goddess-like teacher, who came to pursue her luxury car boy brother didn't all respectfully call 'Teacher Li', and then circled around like a dog, pleasing and pleased!

Li Chanjuan's pretty face immediately turned red, but in the face of this gossip student and the small trader who loves to chew his tongue and spread gossip, she still resisted the urge to get angry at Qin Xiaomao, this damn guy, "You guys go back quickly!" Otherwise, when I come back from dealing with things, the first thing I will do is to block your so-called gossip tabloids!! Don't think I can't do it! Hum!! ”

Forcibly said two words, Li Chanjun grinned on his high heels, and the ninja angrily walked all the way towards the electric car.

In the unbelievable gaze of the people around him, he boarded the electric car and "drove it!! ”

"Great!!" Seeing that Li Chanjuan was angry with herself, Qin Xiaomao's nameless fire suddenly disappeared completely, and she couldn't help but show a smug look and galloped away.

This is in the headlines again...... But if you leave the two of you, you naturally won't take care of this!

Looking at the outline of the school that was gradually disappearing behind her, Li Chanjuan couldn't hold back anymore, and shouted, "Stop!" ”

"What are you doing! Oh, I almost forgot, you haven't told me your address yet! With that, he stopped the car

Qin Xiaomao stopped the car, Li Chanjuan didn't get down, and grabbed his ears in the back.

"Ahh Hurt...... Hurt!! ”

"Who do you call a little girl! Who's your little! What do I have to do with you......" Li Chanjuan was a little angry, and added strength to her hands

"Oh mama! It hurts me to death...... Let go! ”

"Answer my question first!" As he spoke, he stretched out another small hand and began to caress Qin Xiaomao's other ear

Qin Xiaomao was anxious when he saw this, "Why are you so unreasonable!" Didn't you ask me to pretend to be your boyfriend......"

"Humph! But in addition to the meaning of machismo, the word girl also has the meaning of wife! Then if I call you husband, do you dare to agree? Li Chanjuan's face was flushed, and she didn't know why, but when she was talking, the anger suddenly began to transform into shyness

How dare Qin Xiaomao agree to this question!! Even if his ears fell off, he didn't dare, Liu Yan's experience from the past was deeply imprinted in his mind, and what he couldn't give the other party was resolutely not easy to say.

"I ...... Oh, look at the people coming and going on the street, hey...... Hey, don't push yourself! Hurt! ”

After Qin Xiaomao's shouts, the eyes of this passer-by were 'brushing'......

"You don't say yes!!" Li Chanjuan suddenly gritted her teeth

After Qin Xiaomao caught a glimpse of this gaze, he suddenly felt bad, and felt that his other ear was going to suffer too!

But the next moment, he suddenly felt a loosening of his ears, and then a fragrant sweetness came from between his mouths, that ...... It was a warm and soft place mixed with the smell of his own cold acid spirit toothpaste, and there was a hint of a different aroma, which seemed to be the fragrance of virginity.

Qin Xiaomao's eyes instantly widened, as if he had seen an extremely incredible terrifying event!

"Hey!! The wind in this world is really sunny! What do you see, old man! Come on! An old lady passing by Qin Xiaomao's electric car suddenly pulled the old man of her own house and blindfolded him

"What are you doing, old lady!" The old man struggled and shouted unwillingly, "Old lady, let go!" I'm a little bit more insightful! In the future, I can also educate my grandchildren in advance! Why can't this little couple go home and close the door while doing something......"

Syllable!!! The old lady slapped the old man's head hard, "You old man! What the hell! Hurry up and ......."

It is said that the feeling of the first kiss will shock the sky and the earth, but Qin Xiaomao doesn't know how many kisses are more violent than those so-called first kisses!

At this moment, he felt as if he was in a state of fugue both physically and mentally......

Could it be because of the drop effect caused by the pinch of the ear just now?

While thinking so wildly, suddenly another burst of pain came......

Biting Qin Xiaomao hard, with a trace of blood on his mouth, he withdrew his jade lips from Qin Xiaomao's mouth, Li Chanjuan said hatefully: "This is a little reward for your help this time!" Biting you is a tribute to your previous words! So we don't owe each other! Driving, a touch of red community ......"

"It's so far away, are you in time to go to work every day?" Licking his bleeding red lips, Qin Xiaomao asked reflexively

"Will I tell you I have my own house in the city center? Don't talk nonsense, drive!! ”