Chapter 327: Little Black's Beast Personality
Seeing that Cao Su's crispy feelings were better, Wang was stupid and attentive to boil water with an electric kettle, a cup of boiling water, and a stove, both of them were warm.
"Huh...... So much to eat, for me? Wang Fool remembered the heavy plastic bag, hurriedly lifted it and put it on the grill, opened it and saw that it was all snacks such as chicken wings and chicken legs, and he was immediately overjoyed.
"It's not."
"......" Wang Du, who was happily tearing off the package, suddenly turned into a fossil.
"For the little black belt." Cao Susu covered her mouth and giggled.
"It was for the brute." Wang stupidly put down the chicken leg in his hand in embarrassment.
"You eat one first, I'll bring it to you next time."
"Forget it, stupid brother, how can I fight with that beast for food."
"Stupid brother, can you call Xiao Hei out?" Cao Sushu asked cautiously.
"No problem."
Wang Fool immediately summoned Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei seemed to be sleeping, and was forcibly summoned by Wang Fool, he was not in a very good mood, and after sensing that there was no danger, he didn't even open his eyelids, and fell asleep directly on the ground.
"Lazy thing, get up!" Wang Fool kicked Xiao Hei's body, but this guy had rough skin and thick flesh, and he didn't react at all.
"Xiao Hei, I'll bring you something to eat." Cao Sushu picked up Wang Fool's bag of chicken thighs that had not been torn and put them next to Xiao Hei's nose.
"Woo......"
Xiao Hei suddenly opened his eyes, turned over and stood up, crackled, swept the snacks on the grill on the ground, checked bag by bag, and raised his huge head from time to time to grin at Cao Sushu, seeing Wang Du's heart go straight to the fire.
"Grandma's, you're a ghost exorcist, a little dignity and a little beast, okay?" Wang Du kicked Xiao Hei's ass hard.
"It's not a lion or a tiger, it's just a big bear, what kind of beast do you want." Cao Shushu grinned.
"Woo woo......" Xiao Hei shook his head desperately at Cao Sushu, as if he wanted to say that he was not a big bear, but seeing that Cao Susu didn't seem to understand what it meant, he immediately nodded at Wang Du.
"What is it doing here?" Cao Sushu asked curiously.
"It wants to tell you that it's not a bear." Wang stupidly smiled, but he didn't nod.
"It's obviously a bear, can it think that it thinks it's human?" Cao Susu touched Xiao Hei's head and comforted Xiao Hei.
"Whew......" Xiao Hei probably felt that the name Bear was an insult to it, and let out a low growl of protest, a pair of small eyes kept begging Wang Stupid.
"What is it looking at you for?" Cao Susu felt a little wrong.
"It wants to prove to you that it's not a bear." Wang Stupid saw Xiao Hei deflated and laughed.
"Can you prove it? Isn't that what it is? Cao Susu looked at Xiao Hei in surprise.
"Of course."
"Then you let it prove it." Cao Susu begged.
“…… Well, well. Wang Fool saw that after Cao Su opened it, it was difficult to refuse, so he used his divine thoughts to let Xiao Hei take off the bear skin on his body.
"Woohoo, woohoo, woohoo!"
Xiao Hei jumped and jumped with joy, and suddenly, his huge body turned into a piece of skin, and there was a "clanging" sound, and the thing that Wang Du had put on Xiao Hei fell to the ground.
"Ah...... My four-phase ancient jade! This is a four-phase ancient jade worth hundreds of millions! ”
Seeing the four-phase ancient jade fall to the ground, Wang Du's ass bounced up as if it had been pricked by a needle, and he threw himself on the ground, and hurriedly packed up the four-phase ancient jade.
"Where's Blackie?"
"I know...... Fortunately, it was not broken, Wang Du carefully packed up the four-phase ancient jade. ”
"Is this jade valuable?" Cao Sushu looked at Wang Stupid, who was nervous, and subconsciously touched the four-phase ancient jade on her neck, this four-phase ancient jade was hung on her neck by Wang Stupid when she cut her wrists and committed suicide that day.
"It's worth at least 100 million, and it's not something that can be bought with money, and many people go bankrupt just for such a piece of jade. Xiao Hei, you get out of here! Thinking that the four-phase ancient jade was almost broken just now, Wang Du suddenly became angry and shouted.
"Whew!"
A low voice remembered, the mane was flying, and the majestic little black appeared in the hall, the shiny hair and the high head all showed his arrogant momentum to look down on the world, and the small eyes were actually shining.
"Ah...... It...... Is it Blackie? ”
Cao Sushu raised his neck and looked at the mighty and majestic Xiao Hei, dumbfounded. Compared with the big bear at the beginning, Xiao Hei's body is actually a little smaller, but the muscular figure and mane on his head are far from being comparable to the big bear.
"Whew."
Xiao Hei walked up to Cao Susu with his head held high, and his huge head rubbed twice on Cao Sushu's body, as if to prove that he was Xiao Hei.
"Wow...... It's really you, Blackie, you're so pretty! Oh...... No, no, it's really majestic! Cao Susu hugged Xiao Hei's head excitedly.
"Do you need to be so affectionate?"
Looking at the intimate appearance of one man and one beast, Wang Du felt sour.
"Stupid brother, why did you let it wear that ugly bearskin coat?" Cao Susu protested.
"Whew." Xiao Hei also looked aggrieved.
"It's not for the sake of these treasures." Wang Fool pointed to the treasure on the grill.
"Oh...... Is this four-phase ancient jade really worth hundreds of millions? Cao Sushu asked.
"Of course."
"So precious...... Give it back to you......" Cao Susu hurriedly unbuttoned the down jacket and wanted to remove the four-phase ancient jade around his neck.
"It's all given to you, why should you give it back to me? Keep it! It is helpful for cultivation, and it can also prolong your life, so that you can live for a few more decades without any problem. ”
"It's too expensive......"
"Look at you, that's how we see each other, the relationship between the two of us ......" Wang Du saw that Cao Sushu's face turned red, and then he realized that he had touched her sore spot, and hurriedly stopped talking.
"Stupid dude...... I...... I want to tell you something...... "Cao Susu was hesitant, and he stopped talking.
"Say, it's okay, it's just the two of us here...... Hey, and Blackie. Wang Stupid glanced at Xiao Hei, who was busy counting snacks.
"You let it go first."
"Ah...... It can't even listen? Wang Du looked surprised.
"I can't." Cao Susu lowered his head, pursed his mouth, and his face was flushed.
"Alright, Blackie, put on the bearskin!"
"Whew!"
As soon as Wang Fool's words fell, a gust of wind blew on the flat ground in the hall, and the fat bear skin was already worn on Xiao Hei's body, and the originally majestic ghost exorcism beast turned into a dirty and clumsy big black bear.
"Put these things away, if you damage it, Lao Tzu will castrate you!"
"Whew!"
Xiao Hei's dissatisfied Chao Wang Fool roared softly, opened his bow left and right with his two paws, and stuffed some bits and pieces on the grill into his stomach.
"Take the food with you."
"Woohoo woo woo ......"
Xiao Hei's mood immediately became happy, pouting her buttocks, sweeping a large bag of snacks into her stomach, Cao Sushu was stunned for a moment, she understood why Xiao Hei's stomach was so bloated, it turned out that it was its mobile warehouse.
"Okay, it's gone, you can say it." After Wang Stupid drove away Xiao Hei, he sat down beside Cao Susu seriously.
"Stupid...... Stupid guy ......"
"Say, I'm listening."
"I ...... I did...... You can't blame me. ”
"Sister Crispy, if you don't say it, how do I know!" The king wailed.
"Okay...... I say...... Said it...... I am...... It's a lie to your ......"
"Lie to me what? What do I have to deceive? Wang Stupid looked dazed.
"That day...... That...... We didn't sleep ......."
"What do you mean?" Wang was confused.
"That's it, we didn't have a relationship that day, you practiced so much that you couldn't perceive the outside world, so I asked Xiao Hei to move you into the room, take off your wet clothes, wipe them with warm water, and when I wiped them, I was very hot, so I took off my coat and changed into a thin pajamas, and then, you mistakenly thought that you slept with me." Cao Sushu saw that Wang Du always didn't understand, and he was also anxious, and he explained things clearly like a machine gun, and he didn't stutter anymore.
"So?!" Wang looked at Cao Susu stupidly.
"Yes, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied to you......" Cao Sushu lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Wang Du, and said weakly.
"Hahahahaha...... I said yes, how could I not feel it! Hahaha...... Great, great, hahahaha......"
Wang Stupid suddenly seemed to be crazy, dancing with his hands, hugging Cao Susu and biting and gnawing, but he didn't realize that Cao Susu's face was already miserable, and tears were like rain.
"Crispy, what's wrong with you?" Finally, Wang Fool found that Cao Susu was crying silently.
"It's okay...... It's okay......" Cao Susu wiped her tears.
"Am I saying something wrong again?" Wang Stupid looked at Cao Susu with a sad face.
"Stupid dude...... You...... Do you really hate me that much...... Nasty to ...... Nasty to ...... Woo woo ...... "Cao Susu still couldn't control his feelings after all, so he lay on the grill and cried.
"Crispy, it's not what you think, I live with you, I have to suffer every day, I rack my brains every year to sleep with you, and even control the desire to peek at you in the bath......" Wang Fool smiled bitterly.
"Really?" Cao Sushu, who was raining pear blossoms, raised his head and looked at Wang Du with a look of disbelief, "Are you comforting me?" ”
"No, what I said from the bottom of my heart, if there is half a lie, the sky will thunder, and there will be no corpse ......"
"You swear again! Said don't swear lightly. Cao Susu covered Wang Stupid's mouth, glared at Wang Stupid with an angry face, and the tears on his face were not dry.
"Hehe, I'm a scumbag, God doesn't dare to ...... me like this"
"Boom!"
Suddenly, a snow-white lightning bolt lit up outside the window, and then, there was an earth-shattering thunderclap, as if the whole sky had suddenly collapsed, and it was pouring rain outside.
"Holy!" Wang Stupid was startled, and hurriedly checked every room and closed all the windows.
"Look at you lying next time." Cao Susu giggled.
"I don't believe it, you really dare to hack me......"
"Boom, boom, boom......"
As soon as Wang's stupid words fell, there was another burst of lightning and thunder outside, and the rolling thunder was incessant, as if he was about to squeeze into this small living room.
"Let's talk about it."
Looking at the stunned Wang Fool, Cao Sushu laughed and trembled.
"It's not scientific, it's not scientific!" Wang Stupid shook his head.
"Hmph, Lei Gong specializes in splitting people like you who lie and swear indiscriminately." Cao Susu pouted.
"The problem is, I didn't panic, why did you hack me?" Wang Stupid said indignantly.
"You're not lying?" Cao Susu's face showed a hint of blush.
"Really, if you say it, the sky will thunder......" Wang Stupid paused and looked outside.
"What?"
"The sky is thundering!" Wang stupidly cut the railway.
"Boom Boom Boom ......"
Outside, a terrifying series of thunder sounded, and the entire building trembled, as if the giant beast of the desolation had woken up and was running wildly on the ground.