Xiao Taohong and Zhang Fengxian were sitting outside the door of the seafood building to choose vegetables, and saw Li Er riding an electric car back from a distance, not far behind him, followed by Wang Er Mazi.

Xiao Taohong saw that on the back seat of Li Er's electric car, there was a box of eggs tied to it, which was a ten-pound box, and there were two chickens hanging on the handlebars of the electric car, which were the best local roosters. He asked curiously, "Who sent the rooster and eggs?" ”

Li Er smiled: "Go and kiss to earn it." ”

Zhang Fengxian scolded with a smile: "It's not serious, I kissed someone's mouth, it's good if people don't want money, and they turn it over and give you eggs and a big rooster?" Didn't you pay for it? How much do two things cost? ”

Li Er said seriously: "It's really earned by kissing your mouth, don't you believe it, ask Wang Er Mazi, he saw with his own eyes how I operated." ”

Xiao Taohong looked at Wang Er Mazi and waited for him to speak. But Wang Er Mazi just didn't say anything. After holding his head for a long time, he nodded to prove that Li Er was not lying.

Zhang Fengxian asked a few more words, and he actually cried with a whimper. said: "Zhang Fengxian." Your man went to kiss someone's widow, and they gave him two cocks, not to mention, but also a box of eggs. You don't know, I went to eat a local rooster, and it cost more than 300 yuan, why is there such a big difference between people and people's lives? I don't look bad, no less arms and legs than your Li Er. Why did Widow Chen give him something for nothing? Thinking about it, I don't want to live anymore. ”

Xiao Taohong looked at Wang Er Mazi's bear-like appearance and warned him: "It doesn't matter if you want to die, go home and die, you must not die at the door of my seafood restaurant." That's going to hurt me. If you don't work hard, find the reason objectively. It's better to go back and reflect on yourself, what you did wrong. Selfish guys. ”

Wang Er Mazi wiped his tears and left crying, causing Zhang Fengxian to laugh for a while.

Li Er asked, "Did this chicken ask a donkey to help slaughter it?" ”

Little Peach hurriedly waved her hand: "No." Don't let the donkey know that you're going to slaughter chickens, it doesn't matter if he helps, he won't eat half of your chickens. If you can't pull it down just by eating chicken, you must drink a bottle of good wine. It's not cost-effective. ”

Three people are talking. The leather donkey saw Li Er's electric car with two chickens in the chicken shop, and he was very greedy when he saw that they were two high-quality local roosters. What does he do? Roast chicken professional, chicken is an expert. Good chickens and bad chickens, you don't need to touch them, you can know the quality at a glance. He knew that Li Er had such a good thing as a soil rooster, so he hurried over, reached out and stroked the rooster's wings, and asked, "Second Master Li, who sent the rooster?" Good food. A chicken is worth about 400 dollars. Hurry up and kill it, and then drink and drink. Don't call it huge, he's a king and a lamb, he can't work, and he eats chicken quite quickly. Sharper than a weasel. Drinking is also a good hand. ”

Little Peach looked at Zhang Fengxian's face. Said solemnly: "You can't eat this chicken." It was my own brother who bought it from afar after a night of running and buying it from afar to treat my eldest sister. ”

The donkey asked in surprise, "Zhang Fengxian, when did you get sick?" Why haven't I heard of it? Is there a puppy wow? If that's the case, you'll have to take good care of it. ”

The donkey laughed. He felt very proud.

Small pink and white-eyed donkey. Very dissatisfied, he said: "Blind donkey, what do you know? Can you understand the illness of a woman during confinement? This soil rooster is a big supplement, and it is specially made up for women. I told you that you don't understand, it's the same as a donkey playing the harp. Let's go. Don't delay us from slaughtering chickens. ”

Li Er took the rooster off the handlebar and handed it to Xiao Taohong and Zhang Fengxian, needless to say. One for each person.

The donkey quipped: "Second Master Li, you are too good at doing things." Two wives, just two chickens. If you get three chickens. I need to have one more wife. Otherwise, no one will mention that chicken. ”

Li Er grinned and criticized: "Pi donkey, you also fantasize, right?" You pour out so many roast chickens in a day, aren't you alone? It's useless to have too many women, you will only cause trouble for yourself. ”

The leather donkey immediately took advantage of the loophole and said: "That's good, wow, you think there are too many women and it's easy to deal with, give me the little peach." My donkey is not afraid of trouble, for women, I am Han Xin's soldiers, the more the merrier. He looked at Xiao Taohong's beautiful face, sighed enviously several times, and wanted to express some emotion, but was pushed by Xiao Taohong and almost fell.

Xiao Taohong said softly: "Donkeys eat peonies, just think about that good thing." All my life, I have served my own brother, and outsiders don't even have to think about it. Impossible. She turned her gaze to Zhang Fengxian: "Eldest sister, let's take the chicken to the seafood restaurant, ask the master to slaughter the chicken, let's take it home, and stew it carefully for you to eat." It's hard to get a dirt, it's not easy, it's good to make up for you. When these two chickens are finished, let my own brother kiss him and kiss them again, and earn two chickens for you to eat, what a good thing. His body is a cash cow! ”

Xiao Taohong and Zhang Fengxian, the two of them carried chickens and eggs, and happily returned to Li Er's house. Chilled Li Er and the donkey on the street. The donkey proposed: "The chicken is here, it's none of your business, it's better to go to my chicken shop to drink tea honestly, your wife's illness, you can't cure it, there is Xiao Pink, who is in charge of the house, you don't have to worry about the affairs of your family." ”

Xiao Taohong is a master of stewed chicken, she stewed the rooster, brought it to Zhang Fengxian on the coffee table, and said sweetly: "Sister, you have a meritorious husband, please eat chicken!" ”

Zhang Fengxian pulled Xiao Taohong to sit down, stuffed a big chicken leg into her hand, and urged: "You are also the hero of this family, and you should also have a share of eating chicken." ”

Little Peach sniffed the rooster leg on her nose, then took a bite hard, chewed for a long time, swallowed it, smacked her mouth, and praised it: "It's so fragrant." It's been so many years since I've eaten such a good dirt! As soon as you eat it, you know that this rooster is not a carnivorous chicken that grew up eating chicken feed, this is a native chicken raised in the orchard, this guy eats insects and wild vegetables in the orchard during the day, and at night it flies to the tree to rest, and ordinary people can't catch it. My brother must have been in contact with Widow Chen for a long time, otherwise, the local roosters flying all over the sky would be so easy to catch? ”

Xiao Taohong talked about it, and the smile on Zhang Fengxian's face disappeared, she began to frown, and sighed a little unhappily: "Little Taohong, you said that you are a brother." I should be content with you and me, and finally stopped for a few days, and this is a widow Chen, it seems that she is still an upside-down master, what do you say? ”

Zhang Fengxian put the chicken bowl in his hand on the coffee table and stopped eating. A worried look.

"Look at my!" Xiao Taohong gently rubbed her mouth and persuaded: "Sister, isn't there nothing wrong?" That Chen widow and half-aged, maybe my own brother can't look down on her. Didn't the two of them have no relationship in the past? You don't want to worry about the sky, okay? Come. Eat the chicken first! Xiao Taohong handed the steaming chicken bowl to Zhang Fengxian again, took off her chin and nodded, signaling Zhang Fengxian to continue to enjoy this rare delicacy.

The two women, gossiping about gourds and scoops, ate half of the chicken, kept the other half for Li Er, and covered it in the pot. also took out the good wine, put it on the coffee table, and waited for Li Er to go home. Have a good time.

In the past, the old people often said: If there is no good thing for people, there will be disasters for dogs.

It is said that Li Er drank tea and played chess in the chicken shop of the donkey, and did not go home until dark, and the two women had already served at home. One on one side, the one who pours the wine, the one who pours the tea, the one who pours the tea, and this one stuffs chicken into her mouth. The one poured chicken soup into his mouth, and Xiao Taohong also wiped his mouth with a napkin at the right time. Li Er's heart was full of joy, and he simply learned what the dance hall looked like outside. Hug the two women, left and right, hold them together, call their wives and concubines, it's so comfortable!

The three of them ate and drank, fought and made trouble, and the dog was happy until late at night, and Xiao Taohong was reluctant to leave.

The sky has just dawned, the little peach is sleeping Zhengxiang, in a dream, she dreamed that she was driving a plane, flying around in the sky, looking back at her own brother, wanting him to hold herself, the two of them flew together, she also pointed to the white clouds in front of her, excited and coquettish, to call her own brother, personally pick one for her to wear on her head, just at the critical moment when Li Er took off the cloud and was about to insert it on her head, the phone next to the pillow suddenly rang, shattering her dream. As soon as she got up, she picked up the phone and saw that it was Zhang Fengxian calling, so she grabbed Bai and said: "If you don't go up the mountain, you won't drop the chain, and if you don't dream of a critical moment, you won't call!" What's the matter? ”

Little Pink yawned and stretched. Put the phone on the pillow and lie down and continue sleeping.

Zhang Fengxian shouted on the phone: "You did a good job! Why didn't you close the door when you left last night? ”

"What's wrong? Got a thief in there? Is your home burglarized? Little Pink asked.

Zhang Fengxian said angrily: "It's easy to deal with the thief when you come in, I can deal with it alone, it's the rat who comes in!" Running to the back of the big closet, I won't come out anyway, I'm angry, you get up quickly, don't sleep lazy, come quickly, and I'm serious about catching that rat. ”

Little Peach asked, "What about my brother?" Wouldn't it be okay to have him? ”

He asked Lao Yu to arrange to set off, and he went with Hong Shun in the middle of the night. I said you're a vixen, don't you want to help? Where is the energy to eat chicken and dogs? Zhang Fengxian began to question Xiao Taohong.

Little Peach muttered: "People just made a good dream, and they didn't care about enjoying it, so they asked you to smash it with a hammer, what a pity, you know, it takes a lifetime to make a few such good dreams?" ”

Dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, nagging is nagging. Little Peach is still patient, dressing and getting out of bed. Running forward, he came to Li Er's house, and asked in a hurry, "Where is the mouse?" Take it out, and I'll kill it! Look at mine. ”

Little Peach rolled up her sleeves and rolled her arms, ran to Zhang Fengxian, shouting that she wanted to kill the hateful mouse, it was it that disturbed her good dreams!

Zhang Fengxian said coldly: "If the mouse is in front of me, do you still need to trouble your old man?" I kicked it out into the street with no need! It's just hiding behind a big closet and not coming out, so I can't kill it. ”

"I see." Xiao Taohong listened to Zhang Fengxian's words and was deflated. She turned to the big closet, looked at it carefully, and suddenly said: "I remember, this big wardrobe was installed together when it was renovated, and it was almost leaning against the wall in all directions, which is the point of the tile baseboard, you say, how did the rat get in?" ”

"How do I know how it got in? It's inside, you go in and ask it. Zhang Fengxian said sarcastically.

Xiao Taohong looked at it and said, "There is a battery light in the seafood building, I'll go get it and see if the mouse is really behind the big closet." ”

Zhang Fengxian nodded. Little Peach ran back to the seafood restaurant, took the battery lamp, and leaned against the wall to shine on the back of the big closet, she tilted her head to look in, although she couldn't see clearly, but she vaguely looked at the middle of the back of the big closet and the wall, as if there was a thing, standing upright on the back wall of the big closet. She handed the battery light to Zhang Fengxian and asked her to take a look at it too.

Zhang Fengxian leaned sideways and looked at it several times, because she was fatter than Xiao Taohong and had a bigger head, how to change her posture, she still couldn't see clearly. I simply put down the battery light, and the two of them worked together, and it took a long time to pull the big closet over, and put the upper part of the big wardrobe on the head of the bed, and the hands of the two people who grabbed the big wardrobe were not released, Zhang Fengxian saw the mouse lightning under the bed, she exclaimed: "See, see!" Drill under the machine! Hit! ”

What to fight? Zhang Fengxian wanted to move the bed away and go to find the damn mouse, but the big wardrobe was pressed on the head of the bed, and the two women had to struggle to put the big closet back to its original position. When Zhang Fengxian moved the bed, the mouse took the opportunity to run back to the back of the big closet, do you say it's annoying?

She said: "In the past, when I lived in my hometown, rats often came in the house, and when I caught them, I took one of my brother's long water shoes and put them on the way to run back and forth, The anxious mouse squeaked, and once, I bit my brother's hand, and people said that the rabbit bites when it is in a hurry, and the mouse is also, and it bites when it is in a hurry! ”

Xiao Peach gestured for a long time, saying that she had a nose and eyes, and Zhang Fengxian was even more bottomless in her heart.

"In the past, rats ate food, and it didn't have poison in its mouth. I've heard that today's rats, as long as they are told to bite, it is terrible, and I heard that it is more powerful than calling a mad dog to bite, and tetanus injections do not work. ”

Xiao Taohong was about to go on, but Zhang Fengxian hurriedly stopped and said, "Don't say it, the yellow hair and black tail are weird and scary!" I know, in the past, the rats ate food, and now the rats eat the dirty things in the garbage can, can it be free of poison? I think we should wear more clothes, just in case. ”

Zhang Fengxian took out her own clothes and asked Xiao Taohong to put them on, and she put them on herself.

Xiao Taohong looked at the clothes Zhang Fengxian gave her, which was the wedding dress when Zhang Fengxian was a daughter-in-law, and the boss was unhappy in her heart, and muttered: "Ask people to wear your old clothes, this is equivalent to eating twice, eating your chewed wotou." Why don't you give me a change of overalls? ”

"It's just your fault!" Zhang Fengxian had no choice but to take off the work clothes she had already woon, throw them to Xiao Taohong, and put on the clothes that Xiao Taohong threw on the ground.

Zhang Fengxian was about to reach out and grab the big closet, but Xiao Taohong said again: "I see that the mouse's teeth are so long, about the same as a steel hook, if it is in a hurry, it will be able to bite through this overalls at once!" ”

Zhang Fengxian looked at the little peach overalls, which were several times thicker than the silk dowry on his body, and the mice could bite through, did he still have to bite the silk on his body? Just a light bite will nibble on the meat! She began to worry about her safety, and then discussed with Xiao Taohong: "Let's catch rats as laymen, why don't you wait for your brother to come back and see what he arranges?" Or is he more secure. ”

Xiao Taohong couldn't wait for Zhang Fengxian to say this, and hurriedly said casually: "Yes, yes!" Or my own brother is resourceful and deals with a little mouse, which is more than enough, boiled with shrimp. I'll go back first, and when my own brother comes back, you call me, let's work together! ”

After the little peach finished speaking, she ran away like the wind. (To be continued......)