Chapter 387: Heaven, Earth
"My friend?" Zero paused for a moment and subconsciously said, "I haven't been here before, where is my friend...... Oh!"
"It seems that when you Headless Horseman fused, it was more like the consciousness in your head swallowing the consciousness in your body than the fusion in your mouth, right?" Ling Mo smiled, looked at Zero and said:
"Whether it's the experience of being forced to do a lot of inhumane experiments in the hands of others, or the experience of being a saint in obedience to the sect when you were a human being hundreds of years ago, it is all vivid in your mind. But once you talk about the experience of becoming a Headless Horseman, you always have to be stunned for a moment, is it really because you are not familiar with it?"
"......" The question was a bit sharp, and Zero shuddered and lowered his head in silence. Trying to explain something, he pursed his lips, but felt that he couldn't explain it at all, and finally couldn't speak.
"You don't have to react so much, it doesn't make any difference to me who your soul is. Seeing that she reacted so much, Ling Mo waved his hand funny and said, "It's not that because I got along with the headless Joan of Arc happily at the beginning, I will have a preconceived dislike for you, but I just feel that I have grown into two independent consciousnesses, and in the end I have to merge together, which is a little ...... It's a pity. ”
"That's what you normal people think, and people with soul defects like us feel completely different. After making sure that Ling Mo didn't hate himself, Zero cautiously spoke: "In the past, in the face of the blank space in my soul and memories, I would always dig out my mind to think about what I had forgotten, and I would always be tormented by the feeling that I couldn't ask for it, and I wanted to tear my soul to pieces and make myself completely lose the ability to think, so it was a little better." ”
Ling Mo nodded: "I probably understand...... It's not about what you're losing, it's about 'losing' itself, right?"
"Yes, yes, that's right!" Seeing that Ling Mo understood very well, Zero suddenly became happy, and she said with a gesture: "Actually, after the fusion, I found out that what I lost was that the Pope was incontinent because of being kneaded and straightened ass, the archbishop was screaming excitedly because he was stepped on by the Queen of Nightmares' high-heeled spikes, and the chief knight was blocked in the room by a group of sick ladies because he had been flirting too many times and was unmarried. I myself was having an exhibitionist episode, standing naked in front of the closet, thinking about whether the underwear in it would be a lace or a cut-out for the next sermon. Really, it's better to remember than to forget......"
“...... Alright, alright. Ling Mo hurriedly interrupted Zero's memories and said, "Joan of Arc has already recalled it to me once, so don't repeat how perverted that group of demons and monsters in your sect is." I just want to know what it means to you about the memories and experiences of the Headless Horseman's Joan of Arc?"
"It doesn't mean anything," following Ling Mo's appearance, Zero also shrugged his shoulders and said: "At the beginning of the fusion, that memory was like a movie stored in my mind, and I would look at all this from the perspective of a bystander, knowing that the person on the screen was me, but I didn't have the slightest sense of substitution. ”
"And now. ”
"Now, if I look at it now, I will also empathize with some particularly shameful fragments, to be precise, those fragments of Joan of Arc's memory that have strong emotional fluctuations, as for those boiled water-style daily life, cultivation, foraging, etc., sorry, I still don't feel it at all. ”
"Besides," Zero wrinkled his good-looking nose and said playfully, "Dad said that our sect is all perverts before, and I can only be speechless, but now I ...... Dad, are you really sure you're embarrassed to laugh at us, and are there really fewer perverts in your party than in our sect?"
"Of course I'm embarrassed, maybe the rest of my teammates are perverts, but as long as I don't change my mind, it's more than enough to laugh at your sect. Ling Mo smiled, then fell silent, and said with some emotion: "Before I became a strong person, I always felt that I could do whatever I wanted when I became a strong person, but when I really became a strong person, I found that the strong man was carrying too many things, and it was too depressing. This pressure that has nowhere to be released may be the reason why most of the strong people are a little perverted, right? To be honest, as the most normal person among the strong people, I feel a little panicked, ha. ”
"It's not funny at all. Zero didn't show a trace of a smile on his face, but said very seriously: "Of course, Dad is the most normal person among the strong, because your cultivation only needs to rely on yourself, all the power of the martial artist is condensed in yourself, and the great power belongs to yourself, you don't owe anyone else, let alone this society." And the mages of the mainland, when they were at the low level, they were fine, and if they wanted to be promoted to the high level, which one of them didn't squander countless resources and grow up with the strong support of all sides?"
"When you become a strong person, those who have invested in you will naturally cling to you, either asking you for something in return, or wanting you to become a spokesperson to promote their ideas, how can you refuse them all? How can you, who were once incomparably brilliant, be willing to accept all this, and what choice do you have but to compromise with society again?"
"So, I just wore ...... As soon as I came out of the mountain and learned how the spells work on this continent, I was completely desperate for this thing," Ling Mo's expression was a little subtle, remembering those painful memories from before:
"If you want to successfully release a big fireball, you must at least finish the series of books such as "Complete Solution of Elementary Magic Textbooks", "Complete Simulation of Spell Casting", "Highlight Activation Spell Circuit", "Yongle Ceremony (Produced by Shuangli Honor)", etc., and the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" are stacked thickly, which is too unfriendly to a guy like me who only has strong muscles and a bad brain! This damn world, should it be so realistic! Set up such a world that is more realistic than reality and hates more than reality, will anyone really like it?"
"It's the real world, but of course it's so realistic that people want to cry. And reality is for people to adapt, not to make people like," Ling Mo's words made a smile appear on the corner of Zero's mouth, and she said with some joy: "But fortunately, Dad has no magic talent, otherwise, there will only be one more Dharma Saint on this continent at most, and there will not be the first eighth-level powerhouse in human history...... Wow, by the way, I almost forgot about the matter, why were we teleported to the vicinity of Bone Mountain? This area is too big, right? Bone Mountain is much larger than Raccoon City, how can we find the last Dragon Ball?"
"Haven't you realized why I'm not in a hurry?" Speaking of this topic, Ling Mo's face suddenly became gloomy, but he still managed to control his emotions and said in a low voice: "I just figured it out now, the seven dragon balls are actually the body core of the seven strongest people in the dragon clan!
"In other words, Lao Tzu can only get all the Dragon Balls when he gets the one in Nesario's body, and then he will be promoted to level eight!FUVK, if I can easily kill Nesario, I myself will be level eight, and I still need to use the Dragon Balls to make a wish?!" Ling Mo couldn't help but scold: "As for why you teleported here, didn't Santa Claus tell you before? Ten days later, Deathwing will come to Bone Mountain to seek revenge on the Wraith Emperor!" Count the days, tomorrow will be almost the tenth day, this damn city core, from the very beginning of the event, has bad intentions!"
"This ...... Isn't this an impossible task?!" Zero couldn't help but exclaim: "Lord Deathwing-sama is an eighth-level demonic beast himself, and Dad is only quasi-eighth-level now, how can he kill it?
"It's not a scam," Ling Mo shook his head instead, and said, "The limit of Dragon Ball's ability, I probably guessed what it was. Moreover, it is almost impossible to kill Deathwing, but it is not completely impossible to obtain the Dragon Ball in its body. Since they are pinning their hopes on me, then, the umbrella company should be about to send me what I need, right?"
"What ......" Before Zero finished asking, a portal was suddenly opened ten meters away, and from there, the Headless Horseman Kirtel should have been kicked by someone, staggered a few steps, and lay on the ground.
Zero was surprised, "Kirtel?!How are you still alive?!"
"What do you mean I'm still alive?!" Kirtel stood up from the ground, patted the snowflakes on his body, and asked in a very dissatisfied tone, "As a former kindred, do you want me to die so much?"
"That's not what I mean," Zero shook his head, "In the previous activities of the Umbrella Company, there were so many strong players in it, how did you survive in the hands of those perverts who couldn't even beat me?"
"What's the strong hand?" asked Curtle, confused, "I was placed in a large box, and the staff told me that because I randomly got the lucky number '19146', I didn't have to participate in the battle to receive the company's prize." I ate and drank there for a long time, and I swallowed some delicious energy. It's a pity that after I was promoted to half a level, those people suddenly changed their faces, looking at me like a piece of shit, sweeping me out of the house like sweeping garbage, no, I'm here... Well, then again, where did this come from?"
“......”
Ignorant creatures, what a happy life! For no reason, Zero's heart flashed through such a sentence, but she was not going to tell Cortel everything that happened during this period, she just turned her head and asked Ling Mo:
"Dad, what you need, is this considered delivered?"
"Well, it's all right," Ling Mo nodded and said, "Play with your little friend for a while, let's go directly to Bone Mountain and see if we can find a vantage point." ”
"Looking back now, when I was Joan of Arc, I wanted to kidnap my father and let him show me the way, and I really didn't know whether to live or die. Now that you are revisiting the old place, do you want to thank your father for not killing at that time?"
Zero teased, substituting his mentality into the emotions of the time as much as possible, then glanced around, took a deep breath, and shouted at this snowfield with goose feathers and heavy snow: "Snow ~ people ~ treasure ~ treasure ~ ! are you ~ at ~ home ~ ~ ? I'm ~ here ~ looking for ~ you ~ play ~ la~~!"
The voice she uses is very cute, and the emotions are also very full, it sounds like a little girl who was forced to separate from her childhood sweetheart because she moved to a big city to go to school, and then returned to her hometown by chance with excitement and joy, and went downstairs to her friend's house with excitement and joy to shout loudly to each other to play, full of happiness, childlike innocence, and the expectation of reunion after a long absence, it can definitely make the little friend's heart agitated, and run out to play at the risk of not writing homework and not writing test papers, being scolded by teachers and beaten by parents!
Of course, the baby snowman couldn't hold on to such a killer voice, and couldn't wait to show up! A whirlwind suddenly hung on the snowfield, rolling the snowflakes all over the sky together, and soon condensed into a baby snowman with a round head and a round brain! Its body was smaller than last time, and it looked a little thin, but its simple and funny face was full of surprise, excitement, happiness, and disbelief at this time! Previously, Joan of Arc said that he would come back to play with it, although the snowman baby had the best expectations, but to be honest, he didn't believe that the other party would come to him as a 'bad boy'!
The snowman baby came to Zero in three steps and two steps, rubbing his hands happily and crampedly, wanting to say something that he couldn't express, and wanting to come up with something to entertain his beloved friend, and suddenly thought that the other party hated playing with those low-level monsters, and he didn't know what to do for a while!
But it quickly figured out a way, its round little hand groped around its face, pulled it hard, and with a bang, it pulled out its carrot nose again, and handed it to Zero with joy!
This action, coupled with the small expression on the snowman's face, which was trying to hide the pain for fear of his little friend, touched a soft place in Zero's heart, so that she couldn't help but squat down, gently stroking the top of the snowman's head, first the half of the carrot turned out to be kissed on the mouth, and then solemnly handed it back to the snowman baby, and said with a smile: "Kiss it, return you, next time we meet, you must remember to let me kiss it again!"
Zero's action made the baby snowman's face turn red, and even the body made of snowflakes showed some signs of melting, and it first carefully inserted its nose back, and then it chirped happily!
Last time, I couldn't understand what it said, but this time I had Pikachu as an interpreter, and there was no obstacle to communication all of a sudden. Zero quickly figured out that the snowman baby felt that the last time his friend told him a story, what sect Luan Lun secret history and the like, it was particularly exciting. But just the little friends bring happiness to themselves, but they can't say anything, they can't bring happiness to their little friends, and they don't want to go.
But this time, it's just the right time for you to come back! What happened a few days ago is interesting, little friend, you must listen to me!
Zero smiled and nodded, thinking that the fun in the mouth of the snowman baby was nothing more than bullying those weak monsters, after all, the country is easy to change its nature and difficult to change, but the changes of creatures are slow processes, and if you guide it a few more times, it will definitely become a positive and happy snowman baby!
"What?!You said that the other day, Deathwing Nesario, not far from here, forcibly beeped the Phoenix Queen?!!"