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Feng Jun said: "If that's the case, if the two of them want to eat a bite of other people's meat, even if they are willing to pay for it, it will be very difficult." In this case, if they ride for someone else and spend money, the people around them have to congratulate them and congratulate them. It's as if the lower body of such a man is made of gold, so that a woman can lay golden eggs by sleeping with them for a night.

However, if there is really such a person to show his face and deceive the little woman tonight, my brother will definitely give him an ugly look! Again, brother used to be a star-chaser when he didn't understand the sophistication of birdmen.

At that time, my brother worshipped and chased those male and female stars together. Once, I heard that the actress who played "Huanzhu Gege" that my brother admired was going back to the city for a concert, and my brother was happy! It is said that she is also from the city, and the organizer took a concert called 'Yan Returns'.

Brother didn't understand Mao at that time, and he followed a few older men and women to coax him. went home and stole Lao Feng's 300 yuan, and was going to go to the city with them to watch the actress sing, and go to the scene to see Fang Rong. But those men and women told my brother that we could only pay for tickets for the worst positions. That position is obviously far away from the idol on stage, and the face may not be clear.

When my brother heard them say this, he said he couldn't go on the spot, why did he make that hot coax? Brother thought that he could still be at zero distance with the actress once. For stealing money, my brother was beaten by Lao Feng, thinking about it, it's really not worth it.

After he matured a little, my brother regretted it, and he was also ashamed of his own star-chasing. Think about it, although we have spent some money to see other women and idols, we may have to be beaten for this matter. But how many people went to see it? I heard that the crowd was crowded with the big field. If everyone wants to get a little closer to their idols. Don't die of exhaustion when you idol!

Although it was we stupid birds who supported the concert and made the stars and the organizers make money, we are not like in the eyes of others! In that case, isn't it the same as a dog looking at the moon? In this way, chasing actresses is a mistake! That brother chasing male stars and girls chasing female stars won't work again! Do you want to be gay or something?

There is only one case that is special, and that is girls, women, and even old women, who chase male stars. It's like these two living treasures around my brother. They originally thought that they had a woman's body, they had capital, they admired whoever they wanted, they were willing to sleep with him, and they thought it was a matter of course.

However, Brother has already discussed this matter earlier. A woman who wants to give her arms has to pee first to take pictures of what she looks like. Those who are in poor appearance conditions should get out as soon as possible, so as not to bring humiliation on themselves; A woman with good conditions, throw some more money. You may be able to eat an idol.

But their idols, eighty percent of the lower body is also very indiscriminate. And. Brother thinks that they chase a lot like the master of ceremonies in front of us, who is a man who desperately sticks gold on his face and deceives him. Those dogs are also cool!

I don't guarantee that my brother will come to package himself one day, sell it, and play this kind of trick, cheating money and sex. Well, not bad, not bad! ”

At this time, Chen Jing hit Feng Jun and said angrily: "Husband, you are so sweet!" You chase other women behind my back, you still have to do this! You're going to have a handful of women cut you apart!" So what should I do, I don't like the women you're messing with. According to what you said, your body is too much, how can you compensate me? ”

Feng Jun gently slapped Chen Jing's left and right legs twice, and said, "You stupid bird, my brother is doing that to make money!" What do you think, my brother has become the idol of young girls and young women, and people take turns to eat my brother, how cool is my brother! After the cool, you can still make a lot of money, get the money back, and make your life as a little goblin more erosive, where can you find this kind of good thing?

But don't treat your brother as a male prostitute, the initiative is still on your brother. Which one to follow, whose money to accept, brother is in charge of himself, he will never overdraw his physical strength, and he will feed you when he goes home. What a beautiful thing!

I said, beautiful teacher Gu, do you want to take a bite of my brother? Hurry up and pay some money, and we'll make a deal on the spot. Feng Jun turned his face to Gu Mingxiu, pretending to look at Gu Mingxiu seriously.

Gu Mingxiu was really angry at this time, and she said loudly: "Feng Jun, what's the matter with you? Always make fun of me, did I mess with you? There are so many women at our table, you can't get along with me, you're sick! Look at you like this, why are you confused, whose idol can you be? I also asked the woman to give you money to feed you again, and I want to be beautiful! ”

Feng Jun shrugged his shoulders and said, "Brother is making fun of you, it's because your man is not by your side." Usually when a woman appears alone, doesn't she want the opposite sex to whistle at her, scream or something? This is called 'a woman is a woman who pleases herself'. Just like you, before you sat down today, I don't think you dressed up at the washbasin for a long time. No opposite sex comes to appreciate you, you dress up with bird meaning!

Brother sometimes teases you and makes gestures to you, which makes you the object of attention. Look at your temper! I don't know which one it is? ”

Before Gu Mingxiu could open her mouth to refute, Chen Jing slapped Feng Jun and said, "By the way, husband, I saw that she didn't roll her eyes when she stared at you just now, so she couldn't wait to eat you in one bite." You've become someone's idol so quickly, and you'll be given money to eat you, it's fun! ”

Gu Mingxiu patted the table and said to Chen Jing, "Fart!" What can you see? In addition to being able to say the eight swallows on the Qinhuai River, what else do you know? ”

Gu Mingxiu's words made the ladies who were not in the office feel a little puzzled, but Xiao Yu and Zhu Yushen were already laughing. When Feng Jun sighed before, everyone listened while eating, and felt that it seemed to be the condiment in the dish. At this time, Gu Mingxiu was angry, and everyone stopped their chopsticks to watch the three of them perform.

Zhu Yushen looked at Xiao Rong, her face was already flushed, and her interest seemed to be very high. Hu Yuqin: The same is true for them.

Gu Mingxiu was so sarcastic about Chen Jing, but Chen Jing was not angry. She said, "I'm not lying, you really did that, and it's not a shame." I'm a girl too, and I can see what you're thinking. I've done that, too.

More than a year ago, my idol and the male singer went to the Nanjing Olympic Sports Center for a concert, and I asked my friend to buy a ticket for 500 yuan to watch it. On that day, we took a taxi from the county seat to get there, and it cost a lot of money. At the end of the concert, my idol walked off the stage and shook hands with the fans. I almost squeezed him, and I didn't squeeze in front of him, let alone touch him. I was so angry, tired of the birdman. But it's worth it for the sake of idols. (To be continued......)