Chapter 157 Drinking is also a working ability
This lunch is very long, and the class is almost over, and if it is not class, it may continue. Director Qian helped Zhang Jianzhong and asked, are you okay? Zhang Jianzhong said, it's okay, it's absolutely fine. Did you pay the bill, he asked?
Director Qian said, "Buried." ”
"Did you get the invoice?"
"Take it, put it in your pocket."
The headmaster said, "He's almost drunk, take him home!" ”
Coming out of the hotel, the sun outside was dazzling, Zhang Jianzhong squinted his eyes, thought about it, and then knew that it was afternoon.
"Help you go to our guest house and lie down for a while!" Director Qian didn't know where Zhang Jianzhong's home was? Moreover, I don't want to send him for so long. On this hot day, let alone supporting Zhang Jianzhong, even if he walked by himself, he was also sweating.
Zhang Jianzhong didn't let him help, pushed him, and said, "You go back to class!" Leave me alone. ”
"Are you alright?" Director Qian didn't want to care about you in the first place, but after eating this meal again, he wanted to hide in the shade of the tree empty-handed like everyone else and go back to the party school.
Occasionally, there are students who came to class earlier to pass by, watching this large group of people just eat and drink, it is not good not to say hello, it seems that it is not good to say hello, it is very awkward to lower their heads and pretend not to see, they ride a bicycle and pass quickly, and there are also motorcycles, as soon as they refuel, their buttocks emit a cloud of black smoke, and they run faster.
Zhang Jianzhong then remembered that his bicycle was still in the bicycle shed of the party school, turned around and went back to the party school, and staggered up the big slope in front of the party school alone.
Originally, I was walking in the shade of a tree, and as I walked, I walked to the middle of the road, and the people who came behind me rang the bicycle bell "dangdang". After glancing back, he hurriedly leaned to the side of the road again, this time to the other side, there was no shade, and under the scorching sun, he felt that his body was getting hotter and hotter.
I didn't feel hot at all in the hotel just now, but when I got outside, the heat wave was bursting, and I sweated at this time, wiping the sweat on my face, and realized that I didn't drink much wine today, mainly because I didn't sweat, so the wine couldn't volatilize, so I ended up in such a situation that seemed to be drunk but not drunk. He thought, in fact, none of those guys in the party school can drink him, and if he really drinks, the two of them are not his opponents.
In the border town, everyone said that Zhang Jianzhong's alcohol consumption grew rapidly. But he personally believes that it is not a matter of growth, but a matter of potential tapping, and the amount of alcohol has long been there, but he doesn't know that he can drink so much.
In the past, after the night shift in the factory, several workers got together for supper, and some people drank alcohol, drinking the inferior "Guangdong rice wine", and when people wanted Zhang Jianzhong to drink it, he always shook his head and said no. No one asked him to drink it anymore. When you go to the county party committee office, you say that you can't drink it, but you have to drink it. Leaders say that this is also a kind of ability and level. At first, I thought it was leader B drinking, but if I made it indiscriminately, when I arrived in the border town, I thoroughly realized that drinking is really a kind of ability and level. Doing rural work and dealing with peasants, it's not okay not to drink, it's very stylish not to drink, and people won't listen to you.
You asked people to dredge the irrigation canal in front of the village, but they didn't listen to you. You have to drink wine with them, which is also rice wine, which is similar to the rice wine that the workers drank in the past, the difference is only that it is bottled and jard, and the bottle is naturally a little more expensive.
A few people from the village cadres, as well as people brought by the Zhang Party Committee, gathered around a square table, and the Zhang Party Committee asked, do you drink from a cup or a bowl? People who don't know the depth say, what you Zhang Party Committee use, we will drink. Zhang Jianzhong said, okay. Refreshingly, I put the bowls that were stacked high in front of everyone one by one, first I used the bowl to spoon from the altar, and then, I directly carried the wine jar and poured it, and half of the people had already fallen before the snacks were served.
This is in the open space in front of the village, and people who have been watching the excitement for a long time have gathered around, some say that the Zhang Party Committee is too good to drink, and some say that the village cadres are too useless.
Party Committee Zhang said: "It's okay to pass the trick, you dredge the irrigation canal first." ”
The village chief was always the last to go into battle, saying to the young students who volunteered, "When will it be your turn to speak?" Get out of the way! ”
The village is mostly a surname, there is a clan blood relationship, seniority is class, young people have no status in the village, the village chief is highly respected, but it is the acquiescence of the respected father, very majestic.
He held the bowl in both hands and said, "On behalf of our village fathers and elders, I respect the Zhang Party Committee for a bowl." ”
Party Committee Zhang is not stupid, he knows that he has stamina, and those who have fallen are his pawns, and he has almost fought the people of the government before the village chief makes a move.
"You can't do this, you can't do this, you barely drank just now!"
"Our village cadres haven't drunk less, right?"
"You are a lot of people and a lot of deception."
"If there are more people and fewer people, you will already be drunk." The village chief drew a circle with his hand and said, "These are all people from our village, one of them gives you a bowl, and you don't need me to drink it, and you also pour it." ”
Zhang Jianzhong asked: "Can you drink less?" ”
"Yes, of course. It's okay not to drink, but there is one thing, in the future, don't come to our village with your Zhang Party committee, and what your Zhang Party Committee says should be a fart. ”
Zhang Jianzhong smiled and said, "If you don't come, you won't come!" It's better to fart than to be carried out of the village by you. ”
This is how many town cadres were carried away, and the villagers were supposed to have won a big battle and showed off for a while, but they didn't look at these town cadres at all, and when they came back to the village, they listened to most of what they said.
Sometimes, the relationship with the peasants is made by fighting wine, and a large part of the reason for doing rural work well is to let them know that you are still a friend enough, that is, to get drunk and give them face.
Zhang Jianzhong didn't let himself get drunk.
He is not drunk not to drink, but to defeat the people who drink with him.
When he started drinking, he also wanted to keep one hand to deal with the village chief, but the village cadres stared at him, saluting bowl after bowl, Zhang Jianzhong stomped the bowl on the table with both hands, and said very simply: "Okay, if we don't drink, we won't drink!" ”
Zhang Jianzhong smiled and said, "Are you scaring me?" ”
"Whatever you want!"
Zhang Jianzhong said: "After drinking this bowl, you have dredged the irrigation canal." ”
He also said, drink a second bowl, and you can send this year's public grain to the grain station, and you can't miss a pound. After drinking a third bowl, all the school-age people in the village will participate in the conscription experience.
In the end, he said, if I drink you down, you will do whatever I tell you to do, and you can't talk about conditions!
The village chief is not afraid at all, are you a wine jar? There are times when the wine jar can't fit up.
Zhang Jianzhong raised his eyes and said, "Where is your toilet?" I'll come back and drink it when I'm small. ”
The village chief said: "The countrymen are not so particular, you just have to pee and take it out." ”
This is the deadliest place in Zhang Jian, and he always has to hide far away. Every time I drink and hold my urine, I feel restless, although I haven't fully grown tall, but I'm in a period of excitement, and my hand swells uncontrollably when I touch it. How do you know if the children in the village won't come over to see the fun? Let them see, don't you say that your Zhang Party Committee is extremely ugly.
Zhang Jianzhong ran more than ten meters away, poured a soak of urine on the people in the village with his back, and looked back worriedly to see if anyone was following him.
Back to the table, Zhang Jianzhong had no worries at all, just drank with the village chief bowl by bowl, and after drinking, the village chief fell, Zhang Jianzhong held the table and laughed, I wanted to sit down, but I knew that I must be dizzy and unstable when I sat down, so I gasped for breath, breathed a lot, like playing Huang's Tai Chi and took in fresh air to swim in the body, and then exhaled the turbid breath.
The rural cadres could not see this scene, because they all fell down on the table, and when they woke up, the villagers told them, Zhang Party Committee, to stand there for half an hour, and they could walk.
Gradually, I found that Zhang Party Committee was not stupid, and every time I arrived in a village, it seemed that I had figured out the bottom in advance, and the people around me also had a certain ability, and just like the village cadres protecting the village chief, it was the turn of the two coaches to confront each other, and the village chief must fall.
There is also a village chief who thinks he is very strong, and he singled out with the Zhang Party committee at the beginning, and he said, I don't believe that you can't drink you. At that time, it was already a thing worth showing off to be able to win the Zhang Party Committee in the border town. As a result, the village chief fell very miserably, and like all the village chiefs who were put down by the Zhang Party Committee, every time he saw Zhang Standing Committee again, he greeted him from afar, and asked with a smile: "What do you command?" What do you want us to do? ”
If Zhang Jianzhong is unforgiving, everyone will not be so convinced by him, after he assigns the task, he always asks people, can it be completed? If you have a difficulty, I can help you, but if you can't help, you can find the secretary and mayor, and the secretary and mayor never embarrass him, because, knowing in his heart, he is the future son-in-law of the deputy county magistrate.
"Son-in-law!" Zhang Jianzhong scolded fiercely. At this time, he was staggering back on his bicycle, and the people on the side of the road also heard him scolding, and looked up to see if this guy was stimulated by something and his nerves were abnormal?
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