"Why are you itching?"

"Nonsense, when I have a girlfriend, I can finally connect theory with practice, delve into the differences and wonders of women's physiology, and the thought of climbing to another peak in my scientific career can't help but itch?"

Wen Liang laughed and said: "That should be an itchy hand, how can you climb without your hands?" ”

Ren Yi said disdainfully: "Vulgar man, how can you understand the beauty of the scientific world in life when you think with your lower body?" ”

"Brother Ren, I'm actually quite curious, are you just looking for a girlfriend for scientific research, and you don't have a little personal emotional appeal?"

Ren Yi leaned at him and said, "Directly speaking, it is more in line with your consistent image, what kind of cultural person is pretending?" ”

Wen Liang was just about to refute, Ren Yi laughed, holding the lid of the cup with both hands, his face was indescribably obscene, and said: "Brother Wen, you have always been prosperous, brother borrow your hand to use it, come, smoke one!" ”

"I smoke?"

Ren Yi nodded wildly and said, "I have drawn a beauty, I will wash the bowls for you in the next two years!" ”

Such a good thing, of course, there is no reason not to do it, his hand reached in and stirred it, and a paper ball came out between two fingers, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, your girlfriend's first time was touched by me." ”

Ren Yi snorted, hurriedly took it and put it in the middle of the table, then bowed with both hands, and read: "Buddha bless, Buddha bless, if Shun finds a girlfriend, I will promise you a pig...... But it's okay, it's only given by beauties, not beauties! ”

Wen forgave listened to the egg pain, as for picking the door so much, and bargaining with the Buddha?

Ren Yi slowly opened the paper group with the devotion of pilgrimage: "Seven classes, three rows and six seats, OK, it's her!" ”

Wen Liang finally understood how to find a girlfriend, and was completely shocked by the wisdom of the working people, and spread out the other paper balls in the lid of the cup to take a look, five rows of four seats in one shift, and three seats in three rows. There is one row in the second class, five seats in the sixth row, and so on, which is almost all the classes in the first year of high school.

But Wen Liang is keenly aware of a little. These numbers are not written casually, Ren Yi wisely removed the first three rows and the last two rows of each class. As we all know, in the years of college and high school, the students in the first three rows, either short or wearing glasses, are too unlikely to be beautiful. And the last two rows, most of them are problem characters in the class, even if there are a few beauties occasionally, they are all known as the bus places, although Ren Yi is not too picky, he also has a habit of cleanliness!

However, the wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, and he whispered in a low voice: "This, this method is too against the sky...... Brother Ren. If this seat is a man...... Well, you get the ......."

Ren Yi was stunned for a moment, his eyes changing from hesitation to pain. From pain to sadness, and then slowly turned into fearless firmness, he bit his lower lip and said resolutely: "If God is destined, I, I also admit it!" ”

Gentle and forgiving Lei on the outside and tender on the inside, but fully expressed the moral cultivation that a qualified friend should have, he grabbed Ren Yi's hand, shook it vigorously, and said, "Great love." This is great love! ”

"Let's go, don't say anything, go to Class Seven now, my brother will definitely support you to the end!"

Just as the music sounded on the radio, the two remembered that this was recess exercise time, and Hua Magpie had recently been cracking down on the evasive party. If you catch it, you will be paraded, and it is extremely cruel. Ren Yi hesitated: "Or, wait for school at noon?" ”

"What are you waiting for, the night is long and you have a lot of dreams, maybe just this moment, your girlfriend will receive someone else's love letter, if you agree in a daze, won't the hat on your head be green?"

Ren Yi was provoked by him, slapped the table, and said, "Go, go, go, go!" ”

Skipping between classes has always been a technical job.,To study the skills.,It's much more prodigal than the gods who only know how to masturbate in later generations.,But there's forgiveness.,These aren't all problems.。 He asked Ren Yi to hide in the corner of the corridor, and then waited for the flower magpie to take the pickets of the student union to find the third class, and Wen forgave covered his stomach and said that he had diarrhea today and couldn't do the, the flower magpie nodded expressionlessly, but he didn't forget to explain casually before leaving, "rest more". After they finished checking all the classrooms and shifted their positions to check the various toilets, Wen Liang and Ren Yi quietly slipped outside the door of Class 7. …,

The front and rear doors were locked, Wen Liang turned his head to see that there was no one, pulled the window, fortunately it was not fastened from the inside, and opened it in response. He jumped up slightly, bent down and beckoned to Ren Yi, and said, "Come in." ”

Ren Yi, the slut, was stunned when he came to the end, shrunk back and hid, and said: "Brother Wen, I don't think I should be slow anymore, so I don't tell you to enter, sneak in, and my first love will be smeared from then on." ”

Wen Liang rolled his eyes, jumped down from the windowsill, and said, "Don't you sneak a look at whether it's a man or a woman first, do you just wait for someone to come and watch when someone is there, two or two?" ”

Ren Yi saw that his face was not good, turned around and wanted to run, but was escorted to the window by Wen Forgiveness's shoulder, and then kicked in the ass, so he had to obediently climb in through the window, and he didn't know whether it was excitement or fear, and his legs and stomach were trembling.

"Three rows, six seats, this is it."

Wen Liang nodded his finger, and was about to run over, when he suddenly remembered a question, and said, "Brother Ren, where did you start counting the note?" ”

"It's all counted from north to south, you're in the opposite direction, this is right!"

Ren Yi stood in front of the three rows of six-seat seats, the towering bookshelves were well organized, the table top and stools were spotless, and a silver-white hero pen was flat in the middle of an open exercise book, and the bullet cup next to it was exactly the same as his own.

This is the most common and common student seat in the first year, except that it is cleaner and more concise, and it is not even possible to distinguish between male and female.

Ren Yi's gaze fell on the blank space on the left side of the pen, where the answer to a political question was written, of course, his interest was not in the answer itself, but in the handwriting on the page.

He didn't know the specific meaning of these two idioms, to be precise, he didn't practice words, and he didn't understand words, but these eight words suddenly came to mind, eight words that he had probably seen from "Reader" or "Youth Digest".

Perhaps, only such handwriting can be worthy of such an evaluation!

Wen Liang walked over, saw Ren Yi silently, glanced at it, and couldn't help but praise loudly: "Good words!" ”

"I still have a feeling when I'm alone, it turns out that this person's handwriting is really so good!"

"It's not just good," Wen Liang picked up the exercise book, unabashedly admired it from the bottom of his heart, and said, "This handwriting is placed in high school, it is simply an artifact that kills all of us in seconds!" ”

Ren Yi didn't know how to do it today, he didn't have the good quality of his face and not crying when he saw the coffin, and said: "The handwriting is so good, it must be a boy...... Forget it, let's withdraw it! ”

"What's the hurry, I'll see what it's called first, oh, Song Wan, Song Wan......" Wen Yu deliberately read it twice in four voices, and it became Song Wan in Ren Yi's ears, he couldn't hide his disappointment, sighed, and prepared to turn around.

Wen Liang closed the exercise book, faced Ren Yi with the cover, and said with a smile: "Congratulations to your brother Ren, three rows of six seats, it's a girl!" ”

Ren Yi opened his mouth wide and said, "Really hit?" ”

He was stunned for three seconds, and suddenly jumped up with Wen Liang in his arms, and shouted: "Brother finally has a girlfriend, Buddha bless, Buddha bless, I will honor you tomorrow, no, two pigs!" ”

Wen Liang twisted his head to the side, dodging the squirting saliva, and said helplessly: "Brother Ren, girl, there is still a difference between you and your girlfriend, you have to chase people to realize your dream of sending pigs to the Buddha...... I'll say one more thing, the Buddha is a monk, can TMD eat pork? ”

Qingzhou has always had the custom of making wishes and making pigs, but those are all made to the Buddha in front of the gods such as Niangniang Temple, and Ren Yi should be the first.

"Ah, that's right," Ren Yi stretched out his hand to bow again, and said with a happy face: "Buddha, you are so good, don't eat my pig, and you have granted my wish, in the future, my parents will incense Zhao Gongming, I will definitely give you one more," he slapped his chest with a shocking sound, "Don't worry, it must be the longest, thickest, and largest one!" ”…,

Wen Yu finally broke free from Ren Yi's embrace, and when he heard these words, he finally got out of his anger and said: "Big brother, Zhao Gongming is the Taoist god of wealth, and he took advantage of his incense to incense the Buddha, did you deliberately smoke Shakyamuni's face?" Dare to love the Buddha's face is so fat, it was all swollen by you? ”

Ren Yi hurriedly slapped his face and said: "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, don't say more words of thanks, a thousand words into four words, Amitabha!" ”

"Don't be Amitabha, the Buddha may not follow your wishes." Wen Liang carefully looked at the handwriting again, and said: "Brother Ren, look at this word, don't talk about us, it is the 'Yan Chang Face' who always claims to be a descendant of Yan Zhenqing in No. 1 Middle School, who has studied calligraphy for 30 years and has a small reputation in the Jiangdong calligraphy industry, may not be as good as this classmate's handwriting." ”

"The words are like the person, the words are so beautiful, that person must be the same, is there any problem?"

"Of course there is a problem, it is the words that are like the person, but it is not your interpretation," Wen Yu vomited blood, but for the sake of Ren Yi, he still said: "This girl's words are like a cone painting sand, into the wood for three points, she has such attainments at a young age, and her tenacity can be imagined." ”

Ren Yi still didn't understand, and said, "Tough-hearted? This should be a compliment, right? ”

Wen Liang smiled bitterly: "The tenacity of the heart shows that she is not a person who can be moved by words, to put it bluntly, she has goals and ideals, and she will never affect her studies because of early love!" ”

Wen Liang opened the exercise book to the first page, Ren Yi looked at it, and the handwriting on it was even more beautiful, writing: If you are not Tsinghua University and Peking University, you will have no words, and it will be difficult to understand your heart if you don't have the peak.

"What a big ambition ......"

Ren Yi applauded heartlessly and shouted: "I just like ambitious girls......"

"Yes, but I don't like sneaky boys, excuse me, who are you and what are you doing on the edge of my seat?"

(Happy Lantern Festival)

(Take advantage of the festival when everyone is happy, hurry up and beg for tickets, the chrysanthemum was exploded by three people in a row, and then it was going to be exploded by the back, I, I cried to you...... (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )