Chapter 231: Big Fish, Moss, and Poop
The spiritual spring water that Cai Hongming put into the lake before and the fairy wine containing spiritual energy later have penetrated into the lake, and the fish in it have drunk the spring water and wine containing spiritual energy, and they have begun to swim frantically in the direction of floating from east to west. At first one, two, three went into the pool he had dug, then a small group, two small groups, three small groups.
In a few moments, the dug pool was filled with fish swimming from the lake.
These fish are not large, with the length of the index finger and the thickness of the little finger, almost transparent, a bit like the fish in the dark river under the Turtle Lake of the Xidu Shengjing Farm. I think it should be swimming out of the dark river under the desert.
Cai Hongming saw that the fish was almost enough, so he picked up the hedge and fished the fish.
Su Su and Chu Chu felt amused, and also reached out to catch the fish in the pool.
Suddenly, the surface of the lake exploded, and out of it rushed a large fish and pounced on the small fish in the pool. When the mouth of the big fish is closed, half of the fish in the pool is missing.
Caught off guard, Cai Hongming was still holding the hedge in his hand, so he could only watch the big fish pounce up, and when he reacted, the big fish had already eaten half of the fish. Immediately angry, he threw it to the hedge, jumped into the pool, and slapped it on the head of the big fish with one palm. With a "pop", the water splashed, the muddy water surged, and the head of the big fish was directly slapped into the mud in the water by Cai Hongming.
Su Su and Chu Chu were fishing by the pool, but they didn't expect a big fish to rush out of the lake, they were stupid for a while, and they didn't think to scream.
When Cai Hongming slapped the fish into the soil, Chu Chu quickly ran to his mother's side, and his expression didn't seem to be frightened, but very excited. Su Su hurriedly followed.
Shi Wan'er and the girls were holding a high-legged transparent flawless glass, tasting the fairy wine seized from Cai Hongming, but they saw Chu Chuxing rushing over and said, "Mom, Mom, go and see the fish, Dad caught a big fish." ”
The little guy couldn't speak clearly, and just when Su Su came over, everyone asked her. She told her what had just happened, and the women were curious, so they walked over to see it.
Cai Hongming wasted some effort to dig the big fish out of the soil, and found that it was dead, so he washed it and threw it on the shore. After looking at it, I found that the big fish was more than a meter long, and it looked a bit like a snakehead, which is commonly known as a black fish. There is also fluid on the body, as well as scales. It's just that the head of this big fish is oval like a bullet, and its mouth is full of sharp teeth, so it is not a good fish at first glance.
There were still some small fish left in the pool, and Cai Hongming remembered that he had forgotten to bring a bucket to hold the fish, so he went to Pan Jinlong, who was cooking, to get a bucket.
When I came back, I saw a group of warblers and swallows pointing around the big fish.
Chu Chu's little fart was very bold, and he didn't know where to pick up a branch and poke at the big fish from afar.
Cai Hongming saw a group of women who were only looking at the big fish and didn't know that he was coming, so he walked over lightly and jokingly yelled behind them: "Ha." ”
"Ahh
"Yikes"
"Ahh
The women were concentrating on watching the big fish, and they didn't expect anyone to dare to scare them in the back, they were taken aback, and some couldn't help screaming, and the decibels were absolutely magical.
When they eased up, all the women stared at Cai Hongming angrily.
Cai Hongming was a little weak-hearted, and hurriedly cared: "Are you all right!" ”
Shizuka walked over, looked at him, looked left and right, and said to him with a sigh, "You're done." Then, he left.
Qingyun also walked over, stepped on him fiercely and said, "I'll tell you, you're finished." Then, in a rage, he left.
Yun Xi also walked over, looked at him with a smile and said, "Since I was a child, I have never been scared, you are the first, keep up the good work." When she finished the last sentence, she punched him in the chest suddenly, with a little strength, but it didn't hurt much. But Cai Hongming hurriedly bent down and pretended to be seriously injured. At this time, he still has the opportunity to imagine that his current acting skills are absolutely outstanding, and he is definitely qualified to impact the Oscar actor.
Yun Xi looked at his painful expression, clapped his hands with satisfaction, and said, "Remember, this palace is a black belt in karate, so be careful when you scare me." ”
Shi Wan'er and Xin Jinrou also came over. Shi Wan'er touched Cai Hongming's face and said, "You are really a child." Xin Jinrou just smiled beside her, and then the two left together.
"Brother Hongming, you scared me. Listen, my heart is still pounding, you are too much! ”
Su Su puffed out his face and came over to crusade angrily, and then left too. Only Chu Chu remained on the side to poke the big fish.
Cai Hongming looked at it and said with emotion: It seems that it is better to be a daughter, and I know that I want to accompany my father. Who knew that within a few seconds, Chu Chu was called away by the women. Looking at the big fish on the ground and the group of women leaving, Cai Hongming thought: Did he really do something wrong?
Truth be told, it makes sense that some people don't have girlfriends.
The big fish was still lying on the ground, and the fish meat had to be fresh to be delicious, so Cai Hongming turned his grief and anger into motivation and began to deal with the fish he caught.
The small fish in the lake belong to the dark river fish, and the meat is tender and delicious, whether it is used to cook soup or steam and fry, it tastes delicious. However, because they are too small, Cai Hongming decided to use them to cook soup and fry, and because the big fish is large, there is still a lot of meat left after removing the head and bones. In fact, as he thought, this big fish was really close to a snakehead, and even the meat quality was about the same.
If freshwater fish is alive, it is generally best steamed and boiled in soup.
So Cai Hongming divided the big fish into three parts, some boiled soup, some steamed with ingredients, and some chopped into mushrooms to make fish balls for stir-fry.
At noon, the table was full of delicacies, and the first thing the women tasted was the fish soup cooked by Cai Hongming himself, although all the women were very dissatisfied with him now, but they had no grudge against the food.
"Chu Chu, come, try Daddy's new dish, moss omelette." Cai Hongming sandwiched a piece of moss omelette to his baby daughter and highly recommended it.
After hearing this, Su Su also curiously sandwiched a piece of moss omelette, looked at the yellow, yellow, green and green appearance, and asked worriedly: "Brother Hongming, can you eat moss?" Won't it be poisoned? ”
"Of course you can eat it, and moss can also be used as medicine. I and a few big brothers have also eaten it, and now it's fine, don't worry, even if it's poisonous, we will be poisoned first. ”
Pan Jinlong and a few others next to him couldn't help but glance at Cai Hongming, no wonder he was so enthusiastic about asking them to eat just now, it turned out that he was letting them test the poison!
"Daddy, what is moss!" Chu Chu asked while eating an omelette.
"It's just a lump of green plants." Cai Hongming said with his hands and feet, feeling that he couldn't say clearly, so he picked up his mobile phone and called up the picture to show her. He took a picture when he was digging for moss just now, and this is the right time to use it.
"Oh, this is moss, I think I've seen it somewhere." Chu Chu pointed to his chin and thought.
"Have you seen it at home, we also have a little bit in our backyard." Cai Hongming reminded.
"No," Chu Chu shook his little head, suddenly remembered, pointed in one direction and said, "Dad, did the moss dig over there?" ”
Cai Hongming looked in the direction she pointed, and it was really the place where he picked moss, and he wondered, "How do you know?" ”
"Because I was peeing on it." Chu Chu covered his mouth proudly and smiled.
Cai Hongming was stuffing the moss omelette into his mouth, and he was stunned when he heard the words, and he didn't know whether to continue to send the omelette to his mouth or spit it out. Su Su spit it out directly. When the women next to him heard this, they laughed. Pan Jinlong looked at Cai Hongming resentfully, no wonder he felt that the moss omelette tasted strange just now, it turned out that it had been added by Chu Chu.
After a pause, Cai Hongming hurriedly asked Chu Chu, "When did you go to pee?" ”
"Well, it was just when I was eating." Chu Chu thought for a moment and said.
"That's okay," Cai Hongming breathed a sigh of relief, "I went to dig earlier, so I shouldn't have been urinated on by you." ”
"But I've been peeing over there for a long time, and I've been peeing many times." Chu Chu said seriously.
"Why do you keep peeing over there, can't you change places?" Cai Hongming only felt a flock of crows flying overhead.
"People feel more comfortable peeing in that place." Chu Chu said confidently.
The girls next to them heard their conversation and laughed, feeling that their father and daughter were really funny.
Cai Hongming took a breath lightly, extinguished the flame of anger or annoyance that was about to erupt, smiled a little self-comfortingly, and said, "It's okay, the child's urine can also be used as medicine." Isn't there a place in Jinhua, Zhejiang Province that specializes in boiling eggs with children's urine? I heard that it can prevent heat stroke and can also beautify the skin, plus moss, the two may add up to some unique effect. Come on, let's try it, it tastes really good. ”
Cai Hongming persuaded everyone to eat moss omelette, but no one dared to eat it, and they all looked at him strangely.
"Daddy." Chu Chu shouted.
"What's the matter?" Cai Hongming is most annoyed with this child now.
"I've also pulled poop there." Chu Chu whispered to him secretly.
Cai Hongming only felt that a thunderbolt was cleaved from his head, and he had a feeling of being loveless. God, why, why do you do this to yourself. Suddenly, he remembered, no wonder when he dug the moss just now, he found that it was a little yellow on it, he thought it was grass yellow, but he didn't expect it to be. Isn't that ??? Cai Hongming felt a nourishment and ran to the side and vomited.
The women were already smiling and stumbling without an image.
Only Chu Chu looked at his father and mother strangely, and he didn't know what was wrong with them, he felt weird. Pan Jinlong: They also felt weird, because they had already eaten it. Su Su directly spit out all the fried eggs in his mouth, and specially rinsed his mouth with water.
This tells us a truth, don't pick wild vegetables to eat in the wild. Of course, don't defecate in the open either. If so, it is better to plant a flag on it that reads "XX in this".
After all, this meal couldn't make everyone happy, but Shi Wan'er and Shizuka and the other women ate a small bowl because of the appetizing pre-dinner joke just now.
It's just that no one has touched that plate of fried eggs, Chu Chu wanted to eat it, but her mother took it to the lake to feed the fish. She felt so sorry that the omelette tasted delicious. (To be continued.) )