It doesn't matter if the donkey shouts, the entire East Kidnapper, every household, knows the news that Li Er is terminally ill. Some sigh, some care, some rejoice.

Niu Er called and asked Li Er: "Second brother, do you sell that car?" ”

"I'm fine, which car do you sell?"

Niu Er said on the phone: "Second brother, you won't sit down anyway, you can deal with it at a low price." I'm not afraid of the car that the patient has been in, and I'm not afraid of infectious diseases or anything. ”

"Contagion?" Who has an infectious disease? Li Er's head was confused.

"You. Don't you have a terminal illness? "Niu Er is a rough man, I don't know what it means to be evasive.

Li Er immediately became furious, and instead of raising his voice an octave, he directly scolded: "You just have a terminal illness." Lao Tzu is in good health, why are you cursing me? I don't remember where or in what I hurt you, I offended you. Hurry up and make amends to Lao Tzu, otherwise, Lao Tzu will not be finished with you! ”

Li Er was so angry that he just put down the phone, and then Li Si's phone called in again: "Brother, what's wrong with you, you have to hold on." ”

Li Si cried and said on the phone: "Brother, it has not been easy for you in your life, you finally have to eat and drink, sister-in-law, she went to Nanyang again." As soon as you got your hands on Little Pink, you got that bad disease again, which made my brother feel sad and distressed. Brother, if you want to eat something yourself, you can't do it yourself, so I'll make it for you. Especially the things on the pig, what pig heart, pig liver, pig lungs. We've got it all. ”

Li Er said: "Stop, stop!" Brother, you are an honest man. You say, who did you hear that I had that bad disease? Who do you listen to? Tell my brother well. I'm looking for the disease. ”

"Brother, I've inquired about it, and you can't get to the root of your illness. Conservative treatment at best. If you can live for three more years and two years, you will be lucky. You've got to think about it. Li Si couldn't stop crying on the phone!

Li Er was talking to Li Si on the phone, but he couldn't tell him what was going on, so he had to sigh. Hung up the phone.

Lying on the bed, Li Ergang wanted to rest. Before he could close his eyes, Zhang San's call came in again: "Li Er, I heard that you are dying, okay." God finally opened his eyes, mighty and martial arts for so many years, even if he dies now, he will not give in, you have eaten what you should eat, you have drunk what you should drink, and you have played when you should play. Alas, what a girly comrade we are. Unfortunately, it's almost over. It's a pity, it's a pity, why don't you spend a few more days. It's without you. Our East crutch is missing one play. ”

Li Er scolded into the phone: "You bastard! , you're going to die, damn it's a villain like you who hates people and laughs at people. ”

"A man is about to die, but his words are good. It's good that you don't care if you die. also scolds others, it's really a bad seed who can't do well until he dies. I was afraid of you. I'm afraid that you have the money to fix me, now it's okay, you are a person who is dying, what am I afraid of you? I'm afraid of you. Li Er, I warn you, introduce Xiao Taohong to me well, Lao Tzu can still read you well, otherwise, I can't spare you, let's see who survives whom, and there is time for me to be in good health. I'm afraid that you won't be able to take the little peach away. Zhang San smiled weirdly and hung up the phone.

Li Erqi blew his beard and stared, he simply didn't rest, jumped up from the bed, picked up the top door stick, and was about to rush out. Before I went out, I bumped into a person.

Li Er fixed his eyes and saw that it was no one else who came in, it was Wang Er Mazi, who was still holding a bottle of wine in his hand and a few side dishes.

Li Er asked, "Brother Wang, who are you?" ”

"Let's have a brother, drink some, drink some, and get on the road." Wang Er Mazi was unceremoniously, pushed Li Er, who was walking out, back into the house, put the wine and food on the coffee table, and beckoned Li Er to sit down. The two began to drink.

Drink it, drink it, and if you come, you will be safe. After entering the house, there was no way, Li Er had no choice but to sit down, and the two of them started immediately.

"Brother Li, life is like that. To put it bluntly, it is to eat, drink and have fun, and you have not lived in vain in this life. Eating and drinking, not to mention, you have a lot of fun with women alone. How did you get that STD? I heard that there is also lupus erythematosus, swine erysipelas. How did you get involved with the pigs? People are not the same as pigs. It's no wonder that a few years ago, not to mention what civet cats some people ate and had something wrong with eating? Why are you so unproductive and in the same stream as the pigs? ”

Li Er poured down a glass of wine, wiped his mouth, and said, "Brother, what you said is not the truth. First, I don't have any disease, and second, what kind of pig erysipelas, it's all because someone is dirty with me. You know, there is no shortage of women around me."

"That is, the vixen named Jieyu in front of you contracted you with a venereal disease? I've heard that the vixen is a first-class master, seducing men, all of them are good. Pretty, thief pretty! But then again, they also have a lot of STDs. Rich man, which one is not three wives and four concubines? Therefore, there are many rich people who get STDs. ”

Li Er asked, "Brother Wang, you and I used to have a good relationship. Thanks to you for coming to see me, you look at me Li Er. No matter what, just for your brotherhood, we have to drink him well. ”

Li Er took the words from Wang Ermazi's mouth in a roundabout way, and finally figured out that it was a rumor spread by the huge two people. He didn't have a seizure, but said very mysteriously: "Brother, you don't know about the huge two, right? Misfortune is caused by the giant. A while ago, a huge number of wild animals were killed, and besides, wasn't the old fort called a wild beaver bite? ”

"yes, I've heard of it, he's crazy. Boil! I understand what you say. Wang Er Mazi patted his thigh and laughed: "So that's the case." The old fort was bitten by a wild beaver and infected with germs, he lived in a bed with his wife Yu Xiu'e, and passed the germs to Yu Xiu'e. Only? At the time of giving you the injection, it was passed to you. Hahaha"

Li Er instructed tightly: "Brother, for the sake of the two of us being good friends, I told you this secret, even if I lost my words after drinking, it doesn't matter if you know, I know that you have a strict mouth, if it is someone else, I don't dare to tell him this secret." You must not go out and talk nonsense. If outsiders know, I'm afraid that it will affect the business of the specialty hotel, do you think, a restaurant, hire a chef with an infectious disease, can the guests go to eat? ”

"Huh? Huge also sick, he infected you? Specialty hotel? Oh, I'm tight-mouthed, and I definitely don't go out and talk nonsense. Looking at Wang Er's smug laughter, Li Er couldn't wait to give him a kick to relieve his hatred!

Finally sent Wang Er Mazi away, Li Er couldn't wait to call Xiao Taohong and asked, "When will you come back?" ”

Xiao Taohong smiled on the phone, excited, and said, "I'm very busy now, how can I have the time to serve you as a big patient!" Let's go find Yu Xiu'e. ”

"You put yellow paint on my face and made me look ugly outside, and outsiders said that I was sick, didn't you mean to destroy me?"

"Test, didn't you say that Yu Xiu'e is sincere to you, and she is loyal to you? I want to see how loyal she is, you go to her and try it, see how she treats you, and come back and report to me. Xiao Taohong didn't wait for Li Er's reaction, and hung up the phone early.

Li Er had no choice but to call Yu Xiu'e and say that he would go over to talk to her about registering his marriage. Yu Xiu'e said reluctantly: "Come here, I'll wait for you at the special hotel." As for marriage registration, after meeting, let's discuss it in detail. ”

Li Er said: "Yu Xiu'e, you don't want to see me, and I don't force it. ”

"Who says I don't want to see you anymore? I mean, we will talk about the marriage registration in person. Is this slow for you? ”

Li Er snorted and said, "It's okay to wait slowly, who called me a patient." ”

"It's good that you know what you're actually doing."

Li Er sat in Yu Xiu'e's office, looked out, and asked Yu Xiu'e, "Can you cook me something to eat?" ”

Yu Xiu'e beckoned, come over a girl. She saw that it was Li Er sitting in Yu Xiu'e's office, and she was a little unhappy to come in. How could Yu Xiu'e beckon again and again. And the expression is very strict. The girl had no choice but to raise her legs and enter Yu Xiu'e's office, but she was just standing in the door and did not come to Li Er. Obviously, the girl was afraid that Li Er would infect her with an infectious disease. In the whole characteristic restaurant with a huge mouth and shouting, there is no one who doesn't know that Li Er has a terminal illness, and no one doesn't know that Li Er has swine erysipelas, or the kind of acute disease that is transmitted from person to person. There is also a huge prophecy ahead, saying that Li Er will live for two weeks at most, that is, the state of half a moon. You say, when such a critically ill patient comes to eat, which waiter is changed, isn't he hiding far away?

Li Er saw that the waiter refused to come forward, so he comforted her and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm not sick." ”

The more Li Er said that he was not sick, the farther away the waiter would be from him. She moved back in small steps, dodging and hiding by the door. Li Er didn't move when she stood up, the frightened girl hurriedly turned around and fled, no matter how much Yu Xiu'e called, she just didn't come back.

The girl ran into the kitchen in a panic and accidentally bumped into the big body. She trembled and said, "Hurry, hurry, that terminally ill Li Er is here." It's the one who suffers from erysipelas in pigs. She was so frightened that she hid behind her huge head, and looked out with her probe, as if she was afraid that Li Er would come in and arrest her.

The waiter who was trembling all over, with a kitchen knife in his hand, scolded: "Isn't this a troublemaker?" I have an infectious disease, and I can't do anything about it, so I run around, knowing that I'm here to smash the deal. I'll take a look, and if it's not suitable, I'll get rid of this harm! (To be continued)