For the show "Super Invincible Award Doorman", Xiao Ran can be said to have a strong complex.

In his previous life, Xiao Ran, who grew up in Nanyue, received TV from his family's TV, and his favorite thing to watch was the Phoenix Satellite TV movie station and the programs of Xiangjiang TVB TV.

And among them, what made Xiao Ran full of happiness throughout his childhood was this program of "Super Invincible Award Doorman", Xiao Ran can definitely be said to have grown up watching this show.

This show was also one of TVB's most popular variety shows that year, the whole show was creative, the program was very interesting, and it was very spoofed, especially like to joke with the scandals of some stars, and it could let celebrities who were prominent in front of people show their truest side on the show.

"Dear viewers and friends, I am Shao Hua, welcome everyone to lock in our new variety show "Super Invincible Award Doorman" on Yanjing TV at 9 o'clock on Saturday night......

When Shao Hua was halfway through the introduction, Wang Luo on the side interjected: "Brother Kuaizui, I heard that I am the one who won the prize, shouldn't I say this opening remark?" ”

Shao Hua, who was well-known to the national audience because he hosted The Voice of China, was once known as Brother Kuaizui, so Wang Luo called him by this name.

This opening scene has obviously been rehearsed, and in "Journey to the West: Cinderella", he played the very verbose Tang Seng, and played the rude Niu Jingfan in "The Best Friend", Wang Luo is well-known to the national audience for these two roles, so he is qualified enough to serve as the winner.

At this time, Shao Hua said with a respectful expression; "Then you will speak."

Lei Xiaolong instantly came out and said, "I've finished your words, what do you want the people to say?" ”

Wang Luo also said: "You continue to preside." Let's start with our guests today. ”

Shao Hua made a more respectful expression at this time and said: "Today is the first episode of our "Super Invincible Award Doorman", so the guests we invited are very powerful!" ”

Lei Xiaolong accosted him on the side: "How powerful?" ”

"First of all, let's introduce our man's four young and handsome actors. They are Xiao Ran, Lei Xiaohu, Wu Zhengying, and Xie Wenxuan! “

Three of these four people are people who have actually nominated for the best actor, and the last Xie Wenxuan has not been nominated for the best actor. But his performance in his movie "Don't Accept Your Fate" has made many filmmakers feel that he is qualified to be nominated for the best actor, especially Jiang Yumu in the later "Thirteen Langs of the South China Sea", which is even more popular.

The four of them stood behind a set board, leaving only a position the size of a human head, and in the process of the host announcing their names, they greeted all the audience with grimaces one by one, this link has made many viewers laugh, no one thought that these serious actors in the movie would play so without baggage!

"Next, we have to be worthy of our four actors. Then the four guests of the woman are naturally not small, they are Tang Yun, Xiao Xiao, Lin Qingqing, and Guo Bili. ”

This Guo Bili is also an actor who was nominated for Best Actress at the Golden Dragon Awards for "Yellow Earth Plot", and she is only thirty-five years old, but her acting skills are highly recognized!

It can be said that Xiao Ran, the first issue of "Super Invincible Prize Man", is definitely full of sincerity and invited so many super famous big stars to participate.

Because Xiao Ran is ready to use this show to make a start, and the next show will arrange more artists from Shaw Entertainment Company to participate in the show to enhance their popularity, so the ratings of the first episode are extremely important.

And the four female stars are also open-minded people, and several grimaces are more exaggerated than the other. There is no idol baggage at all, which is also one of the necessary success factors for a variety reality show.

In the next game session, Xiao Ran chose to combine all the versions he had seen in his previous life with the funniest shows, such as the first show, which Xiao Ran thought was funny enough.

"Now for our first game. It is a super invincible balloon, and the rules of the game are that each team selects two representatives, holding the balloon that is being inflated. Then answer the questions asked by the moderator and score points by answering the questions before the balloon pops. ”

First of all, the man's side sent Xiao Ran and Wu Zhengying.

And Wu Zhengying went into battle first. After holding the balloon, Wang Luo, the prize gatekeeper, shouted: "Zombie Dao Chief, right? Then I'll send you a more professional question. Name 10 ways to fight or dodge zombies, and of course you can make up your own and get started! ”

At this time, the balloon on Wu Zhengying's hand began to inflate, and he quickly said: "Use glutinous rice, use ink bucket line, use peach wood sword, use demon mirror, use spirit talisman, stop breathing, pretend to be dead, commit suicide, ......"

When Wu Zhengying said this, Wang Luo easily pressed and exploded the prop that controlled the balloon popping in his hand, and then asked Wu Zhengying with a smile: "Now I want you to avoid zombies, are you making a mistake by committing suicide!" ”

This result made the audience roll back and forth with laughter, and then Xiao Ran also tied the balloon to the chair, and heard Wang Luo ask: "Everyone knows that Xiao Ran is a talented person, so I don't know how about your eloquence and urgency?" Please say ten foul words without dirty words, so that the other party will want to hit you as soon as they hear it, start! ”

Xiao Ran suddenly smiled bitterly, but the balloon had already begun to inflate: "Your mother is a chicken, your sister is a chicken, your sister is a chicken, your brother is a thief, your brother is a thief, your father is also a thief, your whole family is not a human, your grandfather is a zombie, your grandmother is a zombie, and your wife is a King Kong corpse......"

Xiao Ran's speed of speech was even stronger than Shao Hua in his heyday, but the balloon was halfway inflated, and he had already said ten foul words that did not contain dirty words but could provoke people, and the audience burst into laughter and applause.

Lei Xiaolong also took the opportunity to say at this time: "Xiao Ran didn't expect that the senior brothers who have been with you for so many years didn't know that your mouth was so poisonous, and the whole family of the person who offended you was really pitiful." ”

Lei Xiaolong's words plunged the audience into joy again, and the two people represented by the woman were Tang Yun and Xiao Xiao.

First of all, Tang Yun sat on the chair and tied a balloon to her hand, but this time Wang Luo said very face-savingly: "We all know the relationship between Tang Yun and Xiao Ran, so this time I won't embarrass you, you just say that ten Xiao Ran's advantages are considered to be passed!" ”

Although Tang Yun is usually more introverted, after being on the show, she also tried her best to cooperate with Wang Luo's program, so she smiled and said: "Xiao Ran's advantages are handsome, handsome, tall, gentle, single-minded, can sing, write novels, make movies, act, and make me happy." ”

Tang Yun's answer made the audience very satisfied, so the applause rang out for her again, and the balloon in her hand still couldn't burst.

At this time, it was Xiao Xiao's turn, and Wang Luo spoofed again: "Just now we saw Xiao Ran's eloquence of scolding without swearing, I don't know how Xiao Xiao's eloquence is?" Now please say 10 words that seem to compliment others, but others will not be happy to hear them! ”

Wang Luo's difficulties are not a problem for Xiao Xiao at all: "Your mouth is so big, your nose hair is so long, your armpit hair is so long, your foot hair is so long, your hand hair is so long, your nails are so long, your feet are so big, your mouth tastes so strong, your body smells so strong, I like the curry flavor on your body......"

Before the balloon burst, Xiao Xiao successfully finished these ten sentences, and ushered in the applause and laughter of the audience, and at this time Wang Luo also concluded: "Everyone has seen it, and it is best not to offend this brother and sister in the future!" ”

These words immediately made the audience in the studio fall into their chairs with laughter.

"The next second game is super invincible table tennis, the rules of the game are that the male and female teams play in order, and then play table tennis, while answering the questions raised by the host, if the table tennis falls off or can't catch the opponent's ball, it will be lost, and the loser will change and play again, until the people of a team lose all the people even if the other party wins, and if you can't answer the question in the process, you will still lose......"

After announcing the rules of the game, Wang Luo, the winner of the award, gave the first question: "The first question, what is not suitable to say at the funeral home." ”

The first person on the man's side was Lei Xiaohu, he played against Lin Qingqing, Lei Xiaohu served first and asked: "This dead man's makeup is very beautiful!" ”

These words actually made the audience burst into laughter, and Lin Qingqing, who didn't care about laughing, caught the ball and responded: "I wish you a day every year!" ”

Then Lei Xiaohu received the ball and continued: "Wishing you prosperity. ”

After this game session, I found that both of them were good at table tennis, and basically there was no time when they couldn't catch the ball, Lin Qingqing continued after receiving the ball: "Went to bed so early? ”

This answer made Lei Xiaohu laugh on the spot, but he forgot to catch the ball, under Shao Hua's announcement, Lei Xiaohu was eliminated, and then Xie Wenxuan played, Wang Luo continued to ask: "The second question is what gynecologists usually say, Xie Wenxuan VS Lin Qingqing." ”

This time, the man kicked off first, and Xie Wenxuan said slowly after hitting the table tennis ball: "You seem to be inflamed?" ”

The ball was sent to Lin Qingqing, and it was explained that it was a gynecologist, which immediately made the audience burst into laughter, and Lin Qingqing couldn't help but laugh and caught the ball and hit it back and said, "Did your husband go out and mess around?" ”

This answer made the audience burst into laughter, but after Xie Wenxuan hit back the table tennis ball, he reluctantly said with a smile: "Your son has three legs." ”

Lin Qingqing directly hit back and said: "You are about to give birth, but for the time being, you can't tell whether it is a man or a woman, you have to be mentally prepared......

A series of contents made Xie Wenxuan blind, and he didn't know how to answer, but the ball was caught, but he still lost, so he could only send Xiao Ran as the third male representative. (To be continued......)