Yaya looked at the crystal scorpion at the same time, and looked at her aunt and Cai Hongming, feeling that the two of them looked so weird, so she tilted her little head and asked curiously: "Bad uncle, do you want to make friends with my aunt?" ”

"Yaya, you can't be rude, you have to call uncle." Shi Wan'er taught beside her.

"Oh."

Originally, Cai Hongming wanted to remind her to call her uncle, but the two families are not related, so there is no need to be so serious, and calling her uncle looks younger.

"Uncle, do you like my aunt?" Yaya asked again.

Cai Hongming didn't know why this little kid had so many problems, and he made friends and liked them, so he asked, "Do you know what liking is?" ”

"Of course you know, there are a lot of boys in our class who like me and want to be friends with me, so I don't like them? A little kid, especially the fat one, doesn't give me anything to eat, so I don't want to be friends with him. Yaya clasped her hands and turned her head angrily and said.

Cai Hongming was speechless when he heard it, what happened to the children now, is he too old to keep up with the times, or is the children too mature today?

"Uncle, have you kissed my aunt?" Yaya asked mysteriously.

"Yaya, don't talk nonsense." Shi Wan'er said in shame.

"Auntie, I'm not talking nonsense." Yaya said very seriously: "Mom said that girls can't kiss boys casually, otherwise they will have a big belly." But when I grow up, it's okay to be as old as my aunt, and my mother gave birth to me because of my father's kiss. Mom said that I look like her, that's why I'm so beautiful, and if I look like my father, I'll be ugly. Mom also said that boys can look like their father, and it doesn't matter if they are ugly, so as not to get flowers and grass everywhere. ”

Cai Hongming couldn't help laughing, Gu Lixian's wife really dared to say anything. Shi Wan'er also had a strange face.

"Auntie, what is a mess of flowers!" Yaya asked Shi Wan'er puzzled.

"I just like flowers, and I like grass." Shi Wan'er explained.

"Can't you like them all? I really like flowers and grass. ”

"No, you can only like one, you think, if you like Huahua, then Xiaocao will definitely not be happy; I like the grass, and the flower is unhappy again. So you can only like one. ”

The first time Cai Hongming heard that he could explain it like this, he had to say that high knowledge is different, and many things are not what we mortals can imagine.

"Oh, then Auntie, do you have a relationship with your uncle?" Yaya asked innocently.

"Why do you ask this?"

"My mother used to kiss my father, during the day and at night, and they wanted to give me a little brother. Auntie, do you want to have a little brother too? ”

"What nonsense are you talking about." Shi Wan'er snorted secretly, how could the cousin and cousin-in-law not care about the child, and let her see everything, I don't know if this will bring the child badly?

"Auntie, I didn't talk nonsense." Yaya's little face taught Shi Wan'er seriously: "Auntie, you must not give birth to a younger brother if you have a child in the future, she looks like an uncle, she is so ugly, she must give birth to a little sister, so that she can be as beautiful as her aunt." I just look like my mother to be so beautiful. ”

The girl held her little face and made a stinky gesture. Cai Hongming rolled his eyes.

Shi Wan'er laughed when she heard this, glanced at Cai Hongming, her heart was indeed so ugly, thinking about it, she couldn't help but laugh again.

Cai Hongming was inexplicably laughed by her.

Yaya's innocent words made Shi Wan'er and Cai Hongming ease up from the embarrassing atmosphere just now and start talking.

"Aren't you in graduate school? Why is it still in Gulang. Cai Hongming asked.

"I'm mainly writing essays right now, so I have plenty of time. I heard my aunt say that you want to buy a large piece of desert to farm, right? ”

"Well, but it's still with. The prefectural government negotiated that if it was cheap, it would be bought."

The two chatted slowly, while Yaya watched the crystal scorpion on the side, and before she knew it, it was late at night, and Shi Wan'er said goodbye and left. This meeting, on the whole, the two feel good, and there are further opportunities for exhibition

"Ahh

Early in the morning, Cai Hongming, who was still asleep, was woken up by his mother's screams, and he didn't know what was going on, so he quickly jumped up from the bed and ran out.

When he came to the room where his parents were sleeping, Cai Hongming saw his mother shouting in the mirror: "Tianfu, look at it, whether my little waist has lost weight, whether the wrinkles on my face are gone, whether my hands have become tender, whether my skin has turned white, and whether my buttocks are not so curvy." ”

Cai Hongming almost fell down when he heard this, and said in his heart, Mom, are you still dreaming, yelling at this early in the morning, if it weren't for being at home, he would still think something big would happen?

Cai Tianfu was also frightened by his wife's screams, and when he heard her words, he had the heart to hit the wall, and immediately persuaded kindly: "Luan Feng!" If you have nothing to do, hurry up and wash the rice and cook, or you will go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables later, and everyone will sell all the vegetables. ”

"What to go, I didn't buy it, they can't go."

Ma Luanfeng turned around and glanced at Cai Tianfu angrily, and suddenly seemed to be a new big 6, and said in surprise: "Hey, old man, you seem to have become younger." ”

"Are you sure you're not sleepwalking?"

"You're sleepwalking, I'm telling the truth." Ma Luanfeng said seriously, and suddenly saw his son who turned around outside the door to leave, and hurriedly shouted: "Hongming, come over and see if your father has become younger." ”

"Mom, haven't you washed your face yet, if not, go wash it and wake up, don't daydream here." Cai Hongming said weakly.

"Stinky boy, do you have an itchy butt and dare to say that about your mother? What I'm saying is true, come and see. ”

At the urging of his mother, Cai Hongming had no choice but to walk over. After taking a look, he suddenly saw that his parents really seemed to be much younger, and they didn't do anything on the outside, but their mental temperament was completely different from yesterday, they were in good spirits, radiant, and seemed to have become much younger.

What's going on?

Suddenly, Cai Hongming remembered the gourd wine that his mother and father drank yesterday, could it be because he drank that. If so, then the wine in the gourd is a panacea.

"Did you say your dad got younger?" Ma Luanfeng asked beside him.

Cai Hongming touched the sparse beard on his chin, nodded and said: "Well, to say the least, you are more than ten years younger, and you are the same mother, if you don't look carefully, people will still think that you are a seventeen or eighteen-year-old yellow flower girl." ”

Cai Tianfu was drinking water, and when he heard it, he suddenly squirted out.

Ma Luanfeng would be a fool if she couldn't hear her son's ridicule, and she was suddenly annoyed and angry, "Bastard thing, even your mother dares to ridicule, it's really itchy, isn't it?" ”

Seeing that his mother was angry, Cai Hongming ran away. If you stay any longer, you will probably have to eat fried shrimp with bamboo branches.

Ma Luanfeng was interrupted by him, but he didn't pursue whether his small waist became thicker or thinner and younger, so he combed his hair casually and went downstairs to cook.

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