Chapter 54: What Fertilizer Have You Eaten?
Perhaps because of the cold air moving south, the weather changed again and again.
The morning is beautiful, the afternoon is white, and at night, the sky is blue and full of stars.
Cai Hongming collected the barbecue stall after selling the last batch of sheep, and today Xi Weifeng specially bought a fat sheep for him to roast in order to receive Ruan Tianxuan, and arranged it in the yard behind the barbecue stall. Cai Hongming was very lazy and didn't want to do much, so he called the little fat man Su Cancheng and asked him to brush the material and guide him on the side.
Such a big fat sheep, plus haggis and some vegetables, a few people couldn't eat it at all, so Cai Hongming called Songna and Yaya's parents, and there were more people and more lively.
Dead pine blocks burned in the brazier, roasting the fat sheep lying on it.
The rosin fragrance released by the burning of the pine and the fragrance of the fat sheep that has become golden are mixed together, turning into another attractive aroma, which makes people salivate.
The maid who likes to eat meat can't help it anymore, looking at the fat sheep on the shelf and swallowing saliva, she looks at the teacher next to her and laughs like that.
Xi Weifeng and Ruan Tianxuan sat together, introduced him to the wild and artificially cultivated medicinal herbs in Gulang and nearby counties and cities, and planned to go over tomorrow to take a look. Cai Hongming will not accompany him tomorrow if he has something to do, but Xi Weifeng called Gu Lixian to accompany him. Gu Lixian didn't have anything to do, so he agreed.
The aroma became more and more intense, making it impossible to ignore, and even Ruan Tianxuan and Xi Weifeng, who were talking, stopped and looked at the fat sheep on the grill.
The fat sheep is gradually roasted, and drops of golden meat oil drip down from the roasted and cooked sheep, making a "snorting" sound.
Yaya swallowed even more violently, and her eyes were about to bulge out.
The fat sheep on the grill was finally cooked, and Cai Hongming picked up a knife and quickly sliced a piece of mutton from the roasted golden mutton. The person next to him picked it up and ate it with a pancake rolled and dipped in the sauce, and then drank the thick haggis soup, which was really a race to the gods. The maid, who couldn't help it, took the mutton roll handed over by her aunt and ate it in a big gulp, but she ate it too quickly and almost choked. Shi Wan'er hurriedly scooped a bowl of haggis soup for her to drink, which was better.
Cai Hongming, who quickly sliced mutton, just saw this scene and joked: "Eat less, be careful to become a fat woman." ”
Shi Wan'er glared at him angrily, "You can manage it, even if you become a fat woman, when you grow up, you will still grow up to be as beautiful as my aunt." ”
Cai Hongming pursed his lips, his heart was really smelly and beautiful.
The maid, who was eating mutton rolls, heard this, looked up and said, "What my aunt said is not right, Yaya will look as beautiful as her mother in the future, and the little sister born to her uncle and aunt will be as beautiful as her aunt." ”
When Shi Wan'er heard this, her face instantly turned red, and she grabbed her little face in annoyance and said, "I really hurt you in vain." ”
Cai Hongming laughed when he watched it from the side, and was kicked hard by Shi Wan'er, who couldn't look at it.
"Hongming, your craftsmanship is really amazing." Ruan Tianxuan ate mutton rolls and drank haggis soup, and said to Cai Hongming with his thumb.
"Where, it's just so-so." Cai Hongming said modestly.
"It's a pity that you came a few days late, otherwise you would have seen how good his barbecue stall business is." Next to him, Xi Weifeng said.
"Then why don't you do it now?"
"It's cold, he's going home."
"Isn't he from your side?"
"No, his hometown is in southern Fujian, and he goes back at this time of year. If he doesn't go back, he, a bird in the south, won't be able to withstand the cold weather in our northwest. Xi Weifeng teased Cai Hongming.
Cai Hongming didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to struggle with the mutton rolls.
"Oh, then you must call me when you pass through Jiangnan and let me do my landlord's friendship."
Cai Hongming nodded in response, but he never took this kind of verbal appointment to heart.
After eating the mutton rolls, Xi Weifeng took out the sea buckthorn wine that had been stored for many years made from wild sea buckthorn fruits. Although the sea buckthorn fruit is sour and astringent, sugar is put into it when making wine, and the sea buckthorn wine brewed has a slight sweetness, soft and glutinous, and is very delicious. With lamb, it makes people drink heartily.
Shi Wan'er also drank a little, and I don't know if it was the effect of alcohol, her pretty face turned pink, and she looked so cute that people couldn't pounce on it and take a bite.
Cai Hongming looked a little drunk.
The stars in the sky were brilliant, Cai Hongming's heart moved, and he leaned in her ear and said, "Shall I take you to see the stars?" ”
Shi Wan'er bit her lower lip and thought about it, but finally nodded. After the girl was full of food and drink, she was a little tired, lying in her mother's arms, knocking her head and trying to sleep, so she didn't shout to follow.
Without the shackles of the little oil bottle, the two adult men and women are much freer. So, Cai Hongming drove Shi Wan'er to the desert outside the county.
The stars are like the sea.
Shi Wan'er stood on the top of the sand dunes and looked up, feeling that the sky was so close to her at this moment, and she stretched out her hand to shake it, as if she could pick up the stars with one hand.
"How's it going, this place is good for watching the stars!" Cai Hongming said quite proudly.
"Well," Shi Wan'er nodded, and said with emotion, "The stars here are so bright. ”
"There's no air pollution in the city, so of course it looks bright, but it's not as bright as your eyes."
"Really?" Shi Wan'er looked at Cai Hongming, "This seems to be the first time you have praised me." ”
"Ugh"
Cai Hongming thought about it and found that he really didn't praise her when he was studying, either that she was fat or that she was stupid or that she was stupid, and there was no good word at all, but he couldn't admit this kind of thing, so he said: "Impossible, I must have praised you, but you are not impressed." ”
"Really?"
Shi Wan'er glanced at him and said, "I still remember the first thing you said when you saw me in the second semester of junior high school. ”
"What?" Cai Hongming asked with a twinkle in his eyes.
"Fat woman, what kind of fertilizer have you eaten, why are you fat again?" Shi Wan'er looked at Cai Hongming, learned his tone, and said exaggeratedly word by word.
Cai Hongming was a little weak-hearted, and said stubbornly: "It's not impossible! How could I possibly say that? It's also too hurtful. ”
"You know how to hurt people, too." Shi Wan'er glanced at him and said leisurely, "Do you remember what you said to me the most?" ”
Cai Hongming didn't answer this, and he didn't dare to answer it.
She didn't need him to pick it up, and continued: "I remember you saying the most: 'Fat woman, why are you so fat?' ''Fat woman, why are you so stupid?'' ''Fat woman, do you know that if you get a little fatter, you will become a pig?'' ''Fat woman, please lose a little weight too, you have such a big lump of things in front of me, I can't see anything anymore.'' ''Fat woman, you don't feel like a spinning top. ’”
Cai Hongming didn't expect her to remember this, he almost forgot about it.
Young and frivolous, she used to be ignorant and talk nonsense, but I didn't expect her to remember it so clearly, no wonder some people say don't offend women, because women hold grudges the most, and you will die ugly when the time comes. He's not dead now, but it's hard to look at.
Cai Hongming swallowed his saliva and said: "At that time, how could you do it accurately, and besides, you don't take these as bad words, you can take them as inspirational aphorisms." Maybe it's because of the encouragement of these words that you will lose weight like crazy and become slim now. ”
"Fart, I'm naturally beautiful, what to lose weight. In that case, I should not only not blame you, but also thank you. ”
"I don't need to use this."
Shi Wan'er gave him a blank look, "I just found out now that the thick-skinned ones can also resist missiles." ”
"It's also an evolutionary instinct." Cai Hongming said shamelessly.
Shi Wan'er didn't let him go at all, and punched him angrily, but was grabbed by Cai Hongming with one hand.
"Let it go."
"Don't let go."
Shi Wan'er was annoyed, raised another fist and hit it, but was still caught by him. Cai Hongming grabbed her hand, seeing that she was still struggling, he simply hugged her tightly in his arms. Of course, it is not excluded that he has other ideas. A burst of virgin fragrance came into the nose, penetrated into the heart, disturbed people's hearts, and made people feel like a horse's heart ape. Looking at the soft lips, Cai Hongming couldn't help but bow his head and kiss it.
Shi Wan'er saw it, struggled to break free, turned around and kicked him in the ass.
Cai Hongming accidentally, stumbled and lay on the sand dunes, his mouth full of sand. Seeing his wolf appearance, Shi Wan'er laughed happily.
Cai Hongming turned over and sat up angrily, and Shi Wan'er turned around and ran when she saw that something was wrong.
"Stop me."
"Catch me!"
Under the stars, the sand dunes reflected the reflection of a man and a woman competing to chase each other, and the silver bells wafting in the wind.
This is exactly: the girl is young, and she is **.