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I have to say that the thinking of categories is indeed very strange.

He was indeed very bold, and he dared to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva why he didn't come to extinguish the fire in front of these people.

As soon as this question was asked, no one spoke.

Because no one can answer him this question, why didn't Guanyin Bodhisattva come to extinguish the fire, this question is really deviant, it is already a tone of questioning and accusation, why didn't the Bodhisattva come to extinguish the fire, who can the fuck know?

Cui Ming opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, looked at Di Ting Shenjun's face, and closed his mouth again. In fact, he wanted to say: Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't come to extinguish the fire, you go and ask her, do our bird business

But he didn't dare to really say this, it was a great disrespect to the Bodhisattva, not to mention that Di Ting was next to him, this was the eyes and ears of the Buddha realm in the underworld, if this word reached the ears of the Bodhisattva, he would be unlucky. So, he came to his lips and swallowed again.

The gaze of the category swept over the faces of these people one by one, and finally fixed on the face of the Diting Divine Monarch, and said: "Come on, Lord Divine Monarch, your old man is the biggest official here, you tell me, who should be responsible for this matter?" ”

Di Hearing the Divine Monarch suddenly laughed, looked at him and said, "Then according to you, who should be responsible?" ”

Category 1 spread his hands: "Whoever loves to be responsible is responsible, anyway, it's not me, and I didn't put this fire, why should I die, why do I have to be the person who jumped into the fire to save the world's bullshit destiny?" I said, who set this fire? ”

Everyone is overwhelmed, this category is really strange, at such a critical moment, he actually investigated the question of who set the fire.

Cui Ming's eyes widened, and he was forced to swear: "Damn, you actually asked who set this fire, and you actually asked who set this fire?" You actually ask who set this fire! ”

"Brother Cui, I know you don't have a good memory, but my memory is okay, you can say it once. Needless to say three times, right? ”

"I'll ask you to grow your brain, this is the fire of the earth, created by heaven and earth, where is anyone setting the fire, you don't think that this is a brick in the Taishang Laojun Dan furnace fell, right?"

"Yo, Brother Cui, do you also watch Journey to the West? I'll tell you. If no one sets the fire, and the fire is generated by heaven and earth, then it will be easier to do, the sky has a heavenly court, the earth has an earthly government, and the things between heaven and earth are a thing. They should all be in their charge, why should I be a mortal? Do you say it is?"

Cui Ming was stunned: "Yes, what you said also makes sense"

He Xiaoxiao couldn't listen anymore, stared at the category and interjected: "Category! Please think about it with your brain, if things are as simple as you think, do you need to spend so much effort? The current situation is that Heaven doesn't care. The underworld can't control the state, that's why I asked you for help. ”

Category haha laughed: "Hahaha, it's ridiculous, oh, the heavenly court doesn't care, and the underworld doesn't care, so let me take care of it?" What are you kidding, even the Bodhisattva doesn't care about it. I'm not a Buddha, why did I come to me, I should be yours? ”

The category put on a rogue posture, pointing at Cui Ming and starting to count down.

"Tell me, since you first arrested me in the underworld, until now, when have I not done what you instructed me at any time? Don't say anything else. Ah, what kind of wishful golden bowl is it, to say the least, there are more than a thousand ghosts, right? Which one didn't I catch with my life? And the few customers you sent, which one of them was not raised for nothing. And those big evil ghosts, when did I not risk my life to fight them? If nothing else, let's just say that nameless old ghost, what about the nameless old ghost? ”

The category has just appeared, why is the nameless old ghost gone? I remember standing next to it just now.

Di listened to the Divine Monarch and said, "Oh, he's gone. ”

"Gone? Why let him go, don't you know that he is the culprit behind these scenes? Finally, we have the upper hand this time, how can you calculate it, it has nothing to do with me, where did I say just now? By the way, I just want to tell you, my category is not selfish, nor is I greedy for life and afraid of death, nor do I want to save the world, I think that this matter has nothing to do with me, I shouldn't be this substitute ghost, when I die in a daze, who in the world can remember me? I'm happy to save the world, I don't even have a tofu block in the newspaper, and when the household registration book is cancelled after a few years, I have to write that this person is missing, oh yes, I'm wrong again, my family is originally my own, and if I die, I will be the last, where is the person who cancels the household registration book for me?"

The category babbled a lot, and finally summed up his hands and said: "Anyway, that's what I mean, whoever loves to die will die, anyway, I won't die, whoever can extinguish this fire will extinguish it, anyway, I can't extinguish it, I will die if I jump down, and I will also die if I destroy the world, so it is better to live a few more days!" If I don't die, I can't use this opportunity to write a science fiction apocalyptic novel."

In fact, he said so many words, even he didn't remember a word, he said this just to hide the panic in his heart, because to be honest, he didn't want to die, let alone die in such a daze.

Anyway, someone has to come out, tell the cause and effect, and die a vigorous death, right? Of course, he didn't want to die because of the bang

Who knew that after he finished speaking, no one spoke, and the people on the other side of the underworld all lowered their heads one by one, and the land lord couldn't interject and stood by, only Dou E, Lu Bu, Taishan, and them, their eyes showed concern and unbearableness.

Seeing that no one was talking, Dou E couldn't help but step forward, stood in front of the category, looked at the people in the underworld and saluted deeply, and then said in a firm tone: "Mr. Fan is right, the reincarnation of heaven pays attention to the cycle of cause and effect, and retribution is unpleasant. But if the world should not be ruined, then we should find the person who maliciously created this catastrophe, and he should be responsible, then Mr. Fan does not have to sacrifice. The little woman was originally a guilty body, Mr. Meng Fan took care of him, knowing that he was a person, definitely a rare good person in the world, if this disaster must come, it should never be borne by him, is it necessary to let a good person sacrifice to save a group of bad people, what kind of truth is this? ”

Everyone was speechless by her words, and the land lord sighed next to him and said to himself: "Girl, what you said is right, but it's not right, think about it, since ancient times, it is only good people who will sacrifice themselves to save others, where will there be bad people willing to sacrifice?" Therefore, it is precisely because the category is a good person that there is such a destiny for him. ”

Dou E said categorically: "Father-in-law of the land, I, Dou E, have never believed in the mandate of heaven!" Back then, I was innocently wronged, and the snow flew in June, calling the heavens unspiritual, and the earth should not be, at that time, where did the destiny of heaven go? I was taken to the execution ground, blood spattered white silk, the sky is not fair, the earth is not even, at that time, where did the destiny go? Why are there always good people who are hurt, isn't there a god in the world who can take responsibility, and should this qiē be borne by an ordinary mortal? You really don't blush! ”

Dou E's words can be described as hitting the nail on the head, and the people in the underworld who scolded were speechless, and Lu Bu also jumped out and shouted: "Sister Dou E is right, as the saying goes, chickens hug nests and ducks lay eggs, whose work is done, so many of you immortals are afraid of taking responsibility, and they refuse to come forward, and force the shit basin of destiny to buckle the head of a mortal, I, Lu Bu, have always felt that I am shameless enough, but I didn't expect you immortals to be more shameless than me!" ”

Lu Bu's words were even more sword to seal his throat, and even Taishan nodded beside him: "That's it"

The category looked at them gratefully, and couldn't help but feel excited in his heart, it seemed that he had not been in vain in the past few months, and he was still on his side at critical moments.

"Dou Dou, Brother Lu, you don't have to speak for me, I know your intentions, they are all people from the underworld, you have to go back in the future, you can't offend them"

He pointed to Di and listened to the Divine Monarch and said loudly: "Divine Monarch, they don't speak, you should always say something, here your official is the biggest, I tell you plainly, let me be this substitute for the dead ghost, I won't do it, if you force me, it's useless, anyway, you also said, this fairy dew can only be used by me, I don't just care about it, but you have to come up with a way to do both, and you can give me an explanation, otherwise, then we can only consume it like this."

Before he finished speaking, Cui Ming whispered beside him: "You are wrong, he is not the biggest official here"

"What did you say?" Category said in surprise.

Before Cui Ming finished speaking, he was knocked on the head by He Xiaoxiao, and he was about to say something, when he suddenly saw Guo Cripple slowly walking out of the crowd, shook his head and said: "What he said is right, Di Ting Shenjun is not the biggest official here, he also said it doesn't count."

"Huh? Then who is the biggest official here, it can't be you, right? "The category is confused, what's going on with this cripple, does this old commissioner know any other secrets?

Guo lame sighed, looked up at the category and said, "Alas, let's be honest with you, in fact, this person is"

Before Guo Cripple finished speaking, the entire crypt suddenly shook violently, and then a deafening loud roar came from the underground flames.

"It's not good, the Yellow Springs Evil Beast broke free and rushed up!" Listen to the god monarch change color!