Liu Zhuang lay on the small bed in the attic, stroking the back of his reddish right hand. Just now, Liu Yinshan, who was in a happy mood, actually allowed his son to drink two glasses with him. But when Liu Zhuang was drunk happily and wanted to grab the cigarette on the table, Li Wanfen slapped the back of his hand with chopsticks.

And now Liu Zhuang is a little drunk, so after sobering up for a while, he is finally ready to browse the system instructions. But when Liu Zhuang thought that he had finished preparations, he found that his whole body was still trembling slightly, as if a poor ** silk was waiting for the goddess to come.

But the current situation is similar, after a lot of hardships, through choices, disgusting, and the most terrifying tongue bite crisis, Liu Zhuang feels that his life will definitely blow upside down.

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, Liu Zhuang finally pressed the "start" button, and immediately a burst of majestic music filled his ears, which made Liu Zhuang full of enthusiasm.

Wha-! This music is quite suitable for the glorious life that my brother is about to leave! Wha-!

At this moment, a row of numbers immediately popped up in front of Liu Zhuang's eyes:

User primitive number jù:

1. Intelligence: (75/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

- Memory: (72/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

- Logical ability: (73/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

-- Learning ability: (81/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

-- Attention: (75/100) (recommended number jù: higher the better)

2. Health program dù: (49/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

- Endurance: (57/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

-- Athletic ability: (47/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

――Responsiveness: (51/100) (recommended number jù: 80±5)

- Sexual Ability: (?) /？ (Recommended number jù:?) ）

3. Communicative skills: (40/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

- Affinity: (43/100) (recommended number jù: higher the better)

――Ability to observe words and colors: (37/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

- Conversation ability: (39/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

――Attractiveness: (41/100) (recommended number jù: higher the better)

4. Determination: (34/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

- Judgment: (51/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

-- Endurance: (32/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

- Mobility: (29/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

――Guts: (25/100) (recommended number jù: 70±5)

5. Bonus attributes: (Calculate the bonus according to the bonus formula)

――Luck: (34/100) (recommended number jù: 60±5))

- Experience: (12/100) (recommended number jù: higher the better)

――Kindness Cheng dù: (56/100) (recommended number jù: 80±5)

――Integrity: (50/100) (recommended number jù: the higher the better)

Looking at this row of counts, Liu Zhuang couldn't help but touch the back of his head. What is this? However, it seems to be a number of jù to show his ability. But what about the number of "sexual abilities" in it...... Why is it so low? Even Liu Zhuang couldn't bear to look at it, so he could only ignore these numbers one by one"? ”。

However, Liu Zhuang is not in the mood to study these numbers in detail now, his eyes are firmly fixed on the boot bar, and he is waiting for the system to start up.

Finally, the system started smoothly and was completed. A young girl appeared in front of Liu Zhuang's eyes, but why did this girl look so ...... is distinctive, why is the figure so ...... is distinctive, the more Liu Zhuang looks at it, the more she feels like the chief female scientist in the class.

No matter what, you can't judge people by their appearance! As long as this system can bring success to my brother, it doesn't matter if I get a sow as a system girl!

At that moment, the girl spoke: "Welcome to the Failed Life System." This Crazy Bombing Intelligence System was designed by Kath, the smartest, cutest and most beautiful sophomore at Planet Dantn Elite Academy. Cosmic quality, beware of counterfeiting! ”

"Huh?" Why does this passage become more and more unreliable the more you listen to it? And how does that dantn planet sound so much like ......? So Liu Zhuang blurted out and asked, "The egg hurts?" Egg-hurting starmen? ”

"Yes!" Unexpectedly, this system girl actually replied, "Egg Pain Star is actually a place where technology far exceeds that of the earth, so there are some technologies that you can't understand." For example, the smartest, cutestest, and most beautiful Kath reborn you and installed a failed life system for you. So in the eyes of you earthlings, we are immortals and gods, so you can call me a goddess! You can also think of me here as a doppelganger of the goddess. Hahaha! ”

Seeing that this goddess was very stupid, very nymphomaniac, and very ungraceful laughing, Liu Zhuang was immediately speechless. Could it be that the goddess is this virtue?

But suddenly, Liu Zhuang found a problem, so he immediately asked, "Then I can communicate with you at any time?" ”

"It's the smartest, cutest and prettiest smart system designed by Goddess Kath, so of course ...... No way! ”

Liu Zhuang almost squirted a mouthful of old blood, and the way this goddess spoke was really unbearable.

"But it's an intelligent system, and you can also use me here as a doppelganger of the goddess. There is no problem with communication, but some questions come at a price! ”

"At what cost?" As a poor silk, Liu Zhuang always has a tendency to be an "iron rooster". He didn't care that there were some inconsistencies in the words of this goddess, so he wanted to ask the content of this price at the first moment, otherwise, Liu Zhuang would not be at ease.

"I'll introduce it later, but the questions now are free, and I will be reminded in advance when I have to pay the price." Kath smiled, but there was a hint of cunning in her smile.

However, Liu Zhuang's mood has not completely calmed down now, so he can't read the content of Kath's smile. As soon as he heard that it was free, Liu Zhuang's petty nature as a citizen was undoubtedly exposed. With an attitude of not asking in vain, Liu Zhuang asked: "Goddess! What do you mean by House and Year 2? ”

"It's similar to your university on Earth!" Kath blurted out, perhaps feeling that she had missed the bottom, and Keith immediately added: "But this goddess is a genius and the vice president of the Academy's Intelligent Interest Association, so there is absolutely nothing wrong with this system." However, you must succeed if you use this system, and you must not lose to Vivien. Otherwise, the goddess will punish you! ”

Hearing Kath's inexplicable threat, Liu Zhuang was immediately dumbfounded. Subconsciously, he asked Kes, "Who is Vivien?" ”

"It's the one who robbed me of my chairmanship. Is she as smart as Ben girl? Is she as cute as Ben Girl? Is she as beautiful as this girl? I really don't know what they think, I would choose her as the president, it's really blind. Don't you say? Kath immediately complained, and then asked Liu Zhuangdao.

At this time, Liu Zhuang was already in a sluggish state. But when he heard Kath's question, he immediately came to his senses. Thousands of shots, sycophants don't wear it! No matter what, you can't offend "my goddess"! So Liu Zhuang immediately patted his ass and said: "Absolutely! Goddess Kath is the smartest, loveliest, and most beautiful goddess. You can't go wrong. ”

"Hahaha-!" Kath laughed unladylike again, "You're good! It's really the right one to pick you. Reward! Rewards you with 3 free skill points. ”

Liu Zhuang was completely speechless. At this time, he did feel a pain in the egg. After listening to the words of this goddess who called herself "Kes", Liu Zhuang finally understood: it turned out that in the vast universe, there was an egg-sore star whose technology far exceeded that of the earth, and Kess and Vivian were the famous egg-sore stars.

And the reason why this goddess of Kath reborn Liu Zhuang and gave Liu Zhuang a system is to say goodbye to that Vivian. In other words, when the gods fight, it blesses mortals.

Although this incident made Liu Zhuang feel as if he had become a guinea pig with a sore star, no matter how he said it, it was beneficial to Liu Zhuang. The only thing that made Liu Zhuang a little vigilant was that seeing this goddess Kath such an unreliable style, Liu Zhuang was worried that the system would also be unreliable.

However, Liu Zhuang thought about it: since the technology of the egg pain star far exceeds that of the earth, then the unreliable things they have there may be "immortal weapons" when they get to the earth. It's like the current Liu Zhuang grabbed a handful of glass balls that children played with and traveled to ancient times, and after the glass balls were sold, Liu Zhuang would still be rich in the ancient world. So don't go into a lot of things. It's hard to get confused! It's hard to be confused!

However, what made Liu Zhuang happy was that although this goddess of Keith was a little nervous, she got 3 free skill points for nothing as soon as she patted her ass. Although Liu Zhuang didn't know what the use of this free skill point was, it was always good not to take it for nothing, and if there was something to fish.

At this time, Liu Zhuang couldn't help but feel a little smug: It seems that his brother's skill in deceiving the little girl has risen! Not only to deceive the earth, but also to the universe, and even to break through the limits of human beings, can deceive the goddess. Brother is really crazy ** to the extreme!

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