Chapter 023: I'll Call You a Hooligan

Chapter 023 will call you a hooligan

"Hehe, didn't I say that you Sister Xiaoying, you are too old-fashioned, this is popular now, even rural aunts wear it, it's good to get used to it, hey, forget it, when you have a man, you will understand......" Leng Yuhan originally planned to give Xue Yueying a vivid physiological education lesson on how to transform from a girl to a mature woman, but after thinking about it, she didn't understand it, and it was in vain to ask for sex.

"Phew, you know, little Lang-hoof!" Xue Yueying blushed and cursed.

At this time, Bi Yuntao came to the car with a box of Du Lengding who came to the car with a box of farts that he got somehow, and mysteriously took it out of the inner pocket of his clothes: "For the eldest sister, what's the matter, your brother Tao is absolutely powerful!" ”

"Uh-huh, Brother Tao is definitely better than pure masters!" Leng Yuhan opened it and saw that it was really Du Lengding, and he threw a seductive look at Bi Yuntao with silky eyes: "I'll send it to my aunt first, and I'll pick you up when I'm done, I must wait for Brother Tao." ”

"That'...... Then you leave me a mobile phone number, big sister? Bi Yuntao held a pen in his hand and looked at "Sister Qian" and said.

"Okay!" Leng Yuhan's small eyes turned around, and then took the pen in Bi Yuntao's hand, Bi Yuntao saw this and quickly leaned his hand over, Leng Yuhan made up 11 Arabic numerals, and said at the end: "Don't lose it, Brother Tao, most people don't tell ......."

"En" believed that it was true, Bi Yuntao looked proud, nodded like pounded garlic, and when he came back to his senses, Leng Yuhan had already started the car and disappeared into the night with a roar, "Haha...... You're so bad, Yuhan......" Sitting in the speeding red Ferrari sports car, letting the oncoming wind blow her hair, and playing tricks on Bi Yuntao's sissy with Leng Yuhan, Xue Yueying was in a good mood, and Liu Meng's ill-intentioned smile suddenly flashed in her mind, she stood up with her hands outstretched and shouted: "Ah...... Die, stinky man! ”

"That's it, let those stinky men die!" Leng Yuhan, who was racing a car, resurfaced in her mind the uninhibited smiling face of the stinky man who touched her chest, and couldn't help but shout in agreement, glanced at Xue Yueying, laughed loudly and asked, "Hehe, this time I'm relieved, Sister Xiaoying?" ”

"Relieved, so relieved!" Xue Yueying shouted loudly, and then sat back on the co-pilot: "Let's go, sister, please have a big meal and go to Yuhan!" ”

"Yay...... Let's have a big meal! Leng Yuhan screamed excitedly and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and the horsepower Ferrari roared and roared like a sword on a string and rushed out, disappearing without a trace in an instant......

At the entrance of Bincheng Municipal Hospital, it was almost 12 o'clock at midnight, and even the small vendors selling supper had closed their stalls one after another, Bi Yuntao was still waiting for his beauties "Sister Qian" and "Yang Erya" with "chicken" love, so cold that he kept stomping his feet, and his mind was constantly thinking about tonight's "fierce battle", and from time to time he let out a few yin-laughs, which scared the single young women who came home from the night shift to hide far away.

Bi Yuntao finally waited impatiently, took out his mobile phone and dialed the mobile phone number written by Leng Yuhan on his hand, and after the mobile phone ringtone of the energetic song "Can't Hurt", an extremely impatient and seductive woman's gasp came from the other end of the phone: "Well, who...... Who is it? ”

"Yes...... Is it Sister Qian? I...... I'm Bi Yuntao......" Bi Yuntao asked impatiently.

"Damn! Sick you! Typing a mistake! A grumpy woman scolded and hung up.

"That's right......" Bi Yuntao carefully checked the mobile phone number on the back of his hand, and then dialed it again with perseverance.

The men and women who were originally doing the most primitive bed exercises in bed were inserted by Bi Yuntao, and the heroine just threw down the mobile phone and couldn't wait to climb onto the man to continue the fierce battle with a female superior, when the mobile phone rang again, at this time, Li Laohei, who was lying on the bed with two middle fingers, grabbed the mobile phone angrily and scolded: "Grass! Damn, you're endless! ”

"I'm Bi Yuntao, eldest sister...... "Bi Yuntao, who was scolded, whispered.

"Condoms? You're going back to Durex! I warn you that you have a JB load, and then call Lao Tzu***, grass! Li Laohei scolded and stiffened the little lady sitting on him, making the woman moan-groan-scream, and Bi Yuntao was stunned when he heard the classic and familiar yin-beautiful sound......

Li Laohei, the old clothes of the goods, was abused by Liu three times in just two days, and Xue Yueying held back the anger in his belly, last night he cleaned up Xingyang's gang of gangsters and slaughtered Liao Datou's unjust boss, and his mood was a little better, this is not looking for a coquettish little girl who wants to vent his fire, there is a stupid comparison who is not long-eyed to make trouble, can he not be angry!

Compared with Li Laohei's carefree, Liao Datou was not so lucky, squatting at the door of the abandoned machinery factory in the suburban industrial park with his arms in his arms, shivering and shivering, waiting for nearly an hour before his daughter-in-law came, as soon as the car stopped, he couldn't wait to open the car door and sit in, trembling his bruised lips and scolding: "Mom, why did you come here from a ruined girl!" ”

"Where did I find such a remote place...... What the hell is going on? The middle-aged woman complained aggrievedly and inquired.

"Don't ...... Don't fucking ask, hurry up and turn on the warm air bigger, I'm freezing to death, ...... hiss" Liao Datou, who shrunk his head, said and kept rubbing his hands.

After the middle-aged woman drove Liao Datou home, when Liao Datou recovered his strength, she suddenly stared at him and asked, "What about your car, Liao Datou?" ”

"Lost! : Liao Datou didn't dare to tell his daughter-in-law the truth, otherwise he wouldn't want to stop tonight.

"Lost? Hmph, did you give it to that little sass-vixen again? You just toss it around, Liao Datou, this family will let you lose it sooner or later, woo woo...... "The middle-aged woman cried and sprinkled.

"Fucking crying!" Liao Datou scolded, he was annoyed and made his daughter-in-law even more annoyed: "If you don't want to stay at home, just get out!" That's right...... Give me my family passbook, and I will have to withdraw 50,000 yuan tomorrow. ”

"What? It's not enough to get the car in, it also costs 50,000 yuan, you don't want to live this day, right? The middle-aged woman said and stubbornly protected the passbook and bank card in the inner pocket of her clothes: "Don't give it!" ”

"Hey, what do you stupid know, do you want Lao Tzu to go to prison? Yes! Liao Datou sighed helplessly, it seems that it is not okay not to confess tonight, he knows his daughter-in-law best, and if she doesn't make it clear, she won't give him money even if she dies.

Liao Datou's daughter-in-law was dumbfounded when she heard the man tell him what happened tonight, and suddenly cried again: "You just do it, you Liao Datou, you said you don't have the ability to provoke others, why do you stab the hornet's nest this time, woo woo......"

"You think I'm going to die, I'm fucking sorry! Grass! Liao Datou roared and raised his hand and pumped his big mouth: "It's all my daughter-in-law's fault, or you will let me go to prison, and you will find a good man to marry in the future, don't wait for me......"

"You...... What are you talking about...... I won't let you go to jail! The middle-aged woman said and took out a bank card from the inner pocket of her clothes and handed it to Liao Datou: "Here, there are 50,000 yuan in this card, hurry up and send it to that person tomorrow, don't make trouble again." ”

"Well, it's still my daughter-in-law who is good to me......" Liao Datou "gratefully" watched his daughter-in-law squeeze out a few tears from her dry eyes, he knew that her daughter-in-law ate soft or hard, so he made a bitter trick, and his daughter-in-law really hit it.

"You just know, dead ghost, hate ......" The middle-aged woman glanced at Liao Datou with silky eyes, and Liao Datou's salty pig hand suddenly reached into her clothes, making her sigh: "Oh, I haven't washed the dead ghost ...... yet."

"What to wash, come on, daughter-in-law, I can't wait for me......" Liao Datou suddenly became interested, and pulled the half-pushed daughter-in-law to climb onto the bed, and the most primitive symphony of happiness sounded in the room, forgetting all the humiliating experience of masochism before......

Early the next morning, Liu Meng drove the Passat that he had just gotten from Liao Datou to the hospital, not to mention, the performance of this car is really fucking good, and the mobile phone in his pocket rang as soon as he parked the car at the hospital, and he saw that it was Cheng Jingmei who called and pressed the answer button: "What's the matter so early, Cheng Da Beauty?" ”

"Cut, Flim Flam." Cheng Jingmei came up and smiled shyly, and then asked, "Why are you a 'hooligan'?" ”

After being rescued by Liu Meng and sent home last night, she tossed and turned in bed all night and didn't sleep well, her mind was full of Liu Meng, and she got up early in the morning and made this call to Liu Meng.

"Uh...... Brother is really not a rogue beauty, let's change the name? Liu Meng was really speechless to this beautiful host, how could he recognize himself as a "hooligan", he was a socialist five-good young man who often helped his grandmother cross the street and tied red scarves for children.

Cheng Jingmei and a little girl were like a little girl: "I don't, I'll call you a hooligan, a hooligan...... Hmph......"

"Hey, well, hooligans are hooligans." Faced with the voice of such a beautiful beauty, Liu Meng didn't bother to care, "What's the matter with me, beauty?" ”

"I can't call you if it's okay!" Cheng Jingmei was very embarrassed again, and then couldn't help but ask: "Why are you 'hooligan'?" ”

"I just arrived at the hospital, and I'm going to go to the ward to see my eldest sister and go out to buy her breakfast." Liu Meng said and entered the lobby of the hospital.

"Ah, go out and buy it, how can it work, it's not hygienic, it's not nutritious." After hearing this, Cheng Jingmei immediately plucked up the courage to volunteer: "Why don't I accompany you to the vegetable market to buy that kind of domestic old hen stew, the old hen soup is very nutritious and a great supplement for women......

"Gah?" Liu Meng didn't expect the dignified and noble famous beauty host to go to the vegetable market and couldn't help but exclaim, "But I don't know how to make soup!" ”

"Oh, I'm stupid to you, you won't will, I'll help you cook, hehe, it's settled, you're waiting for me in the hospital, I'll go find you!" Cheng Jingmei said that she couldn't refuse Liu Meng, hung up the phone in a good mood, quickly got up from the bed, washed up and put on makeup, and went out of the house beautifully.