Young people are together, and they all like to be lively. Therefore, some female classmates who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic also asked Liu Zhuang: "Liu Zhuang! Why do you say Tang Tang? What are your intentions? ”

"Grass!" At this time, Liu Zhuang remembered that the chief female scientist's name was Tang Tang. He was hard to argue, and he thought to himself: "That's it? Can I get my mind to live? ”

But seeing the aggressive momentum of the female classmates, Liu Zhuang finally couldn't hold on. He immediately shouted: "Leslie Cheung doesn't like girls, he likes men." ”

With this shout, the classroom fell silent again, and then once again erupted in disbelief and laughter.

"Why don't you believe it?"

"Do you think Leslie Cheung doesn't look like a sissy?"

……

Although Liu Zhuang explained that he was sweating profusely, the ridicule in the classroom was getting louder and louder.

"Tang Tang! Liu Zhuang is talking about you! Some female classmates were still stirring up trouble in front of the embarrassed and angry Tang Tang.

So Tang Tang finally couldn't help it, she called loudly: "Students! Knock down Liu Zhuang who slandered Leslie! ”

In an instant, Liu Zhuang saw the overwhelming powder-armed jade hand waving towards his head. And Zou Jie also stepped back unrighteously, making room for the murderous women's army.

"Lie down!" Liu Zhuang crawled to the back and fled. While escaping, he was still complaining in his heart: "Leslie Cheung! Why do you like Tang Tang? ”

……

Yun Zhou stood gracefully in the center of the podium, and he was faintly proud in his heart. As a good-looking and knowledgeable senior lecturer in the Department of Computer Science, Yun Zhou has always had many fans at Shannan University. In particular, his literary talent is also quite outstanding, he is a member of the Writers' Association, which can be described as "both civil and military", which makes him shrouded in a layer of shining "golden light".

Yun Zhou likes the feeling now, likes to be held by the stars, and prefers the adoring eyes of those little girls in the classroom. So he took the initiative to ask to become a teacher in the literary club, and he didn't mind wasting some of his spare time. In the final analysis, Yun Zhou is a person who loves Xian.

Before the official event of the Literary Society, Yun Zhou once again looked around the entire classroom, as if the king was inspecting his territory. And a group of students in the classroom also stared at their teacher Yun intently, as if they were all waiting for the king's inquiry.

Seeing that he had such a high prestige among these students, Yun Zhou was secretly satisfied. But suddenly, he saw that the two boys in the corner of the classroom were still whispering, so Yun Zhou's brows immediately furrowed.

"Be quiet! Be quiet! Here's something to announce! ”

Yun Zhou looked in the direction of the two boys, and remembered that the one with messy hair was the one who was fighting with a group of girls when he first entered the classroom. So Yun Zhou's brows tightened a little tighter.

……

Liu Zhuang never thought that a group of tigresses with teeth and claws would be so terrifying. When he was forced into a corner by this group of female classmates, Liu Zhuang was unfortunately "murdered".

But this is just a fight between classmates, and those female classmates are just crazy people, so it's really a fight? That's not necessarily, anyway, Liu Zhuang's hair is not formed at all under the destruction of more than a dozen jade hands.

Fortunately, Teacher Yun from the Literature Club entered the classroom in time, which made Liu Zhuang get out of the sea of suffering. And the group of female classmates let out a triumphant laugh and dispersed contentedly.

Liu Zhuang definitely wouldn't bother with these female classmates, but he couldn't help but scold in his heart: "Unlucky! "Who could have imagined that fans could be so crazy? Can you turn a group of ladies into shrews?

The grizzled Liu Zhuang returned to Zou Jie and sat down. His face was flushed and ugly, a big man, he would be bullied by a group of girls? This is a great disgrace.

Unexpectedly, Liu Zhuang was greeted by Zou Jie's envious gaze. As soon as he saw Liu Zhuang sitting down, Zou Jie leaned into Liu Zhuang's ear and whispered, "Brother Xiao Zhuang! You can do it! Let so many female classmates revolve around you. When did you teach a brother to have two hands, but the brother has no direction yet? ”

As soon as he heard this, Liu Zhuang almost spurted out a mouthful of evil blood. He finally knew how the cheap bones in men came from.

What is this? Kneeling one is licking, kneeling is male! Kneeling and licking nine million beauties, Fang is ......

Not to mention the nine million, a person can't kneel and lick so many beauties! And all that can be done are those alien planes that can blow up the planet with one punch...... Person!?

But seeing the fall of his friend, Liu Zhuang couldn't bear to let him fall deeper and deeper, so he wanted to save this cheap bone.

"Women are unreasonable! In fact, what I just said about Leslie Cheung, that's all true, and you will know it later. Women have long hair and short knowledge. Although we can't do anything to them, in our hearts, we men must stick to the belief that we are superior to them. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, okay?" Zou Jie immediately interrupted Liu Zhuang's preaching, "As long as there are girls who like me, I also have the belief that I am a head lower than her!" ”

Hearing such a cheap confession, Liu Zhuang could only roll his eyes and look up at the sky. He was about to open his mouth to continue persuading, when he heard Teacher Yun on the podium talking, so the two of them ended the topic for the time being.

……

"Students! Good news for everyone. In the golden autumn of October, the Asian Games will be successfully held in the capital of the motherland. Our Shannan Provincial Youth League Committee will also organize a group of outstanding League members and cadres to go to the capital to cheer for the athletes! And our major universities are also fortunate to get a batch of places. In order to select outstanding members, colleges and universities will organize an essay contest to welcome the Asian Games, and the winners will have the honor to participate in this observation group. And the students of our literary club are the literary elites of our Shannan University, if the number of awards is ......"

When Liu Zhuang heard that there was good news, his spirits were still lifted. But I waited for a long time, but I didn't wait for a "tick". So Liu Zhuang was not interested in this activity.

For the reborn Liu Zhuang, who has experienced 00 years of miserable crying nights, and has also experienced 08 years of welcoming you in Beijing, how can he be interested in a "small" Asian Games? Now Liu Zhuang has golden thighs, and his goal is the sea of stars! So without a systematic task, he just has no interest in this essay.

But the students in the literary club are different. This is the first major sports event to be held in China. It's a free, honorable, face-saving group event, so who wouldn't want to participate? So as soon as Yun Zhou's words fell, the classroom immediately erupted in a burst of thunderous applause.

Since then, the activities of the Literary Club have mainly revolved around the topic of essay collection. Anyway, Liu Zhuang was originally a soy sauce character, and now he is even more soy sauce. Until the end of the activities of the Literature Club, there was nothing to do with Liu Zhuang.

But as soon as he and Zou Jie returned to the dormitory, Zou Jie couldn't wait for Liu Zhuang to come up with an idea: "Liu Zhuang! How do you say this essay should be written? Let's take a good look at it, strive to be a blockbuster, and show our faces in the literary club. ”

"Don't drag me on!" Liu Zhuang immediately flatly refused. He is now busy exercising and improving according to the "Plan", and he doesn't have time to pay attention to that kind of boring thing, and he doesn't want Zou Jie to do that useless work.

So Liu Zhuang persuaded him: "The content of this kind of article is nothing more than that: The Asian Games reflect the strength of the motherland, and I want to study hard, work hard, and sublimate my thoughts for the strength of the motherland. But look at you and me, can you write good prose? Can you write poetry? Not to mention writing some classical Chinese! And in the literary club, your and my writing is not very good, let alone zoomed in to the entire university, and even all the colleges and universities in Shannan, so no matter how you write, you can't rank up. You're dead, and you don't have to think about it. Besides, there are so many cadres and beauties in the student union and the Youth League Committee, it should have been decided a long time ago, and we ordinary people have no hope. Therefore, the most important thing for this kind of article to win an award is to look at your face. ”

"Capital! Capital! Capital! Obviously, Zou Jie didn't give up at all, "With such a big event, there may only be one time in a lifetime, but no matter how slim the hope is, we should also work hard." Don't you want to go to the capital? Think about it, so many female classmates from the student union and the Youth League Committee accompany you? ”

"I don't want to!" Liu Zhuang immediately gave Zou Jie a roll of his eyes, "I can't figure it out, is spring coming, why are you thinking about those women these days?" ”

But as soon as he heard this, Zou Jie shouted at Liu Zhuang: "You are happy now." first kissed Teacher Yan, and today I hugged so many female classmates. You full man doesn't know how hungry you are......"

"Stop, stop!" Liu Zhuang hurriedly stepped forward. wanted to cover Zou Jie's mouth.

But it was already late, and several heads in the same dormitory immediately came over, they all looked like curious babies, and asked Zou Jie: "How did Liu Zhuang hug and hug his female classmates?" Speak up, talk fast! ”

"Go, go!" Liu Zhuang hurriedly drove those curious babies away, and then said to Zou Jie softly and hardly, "If you say, I really want to turn my face!" I'm afraid of you, so I'll help you think about it! ”

"That's pretty much it!" Zou Jie, who succeeded in the conspiracy, looked proud, he winked at the curious babies, and then said, "There's nothing to say, disperse!" Spread out! Liu Zhuang and I want to talk about how to write an essay. ”

The curious babies scattered to the side in understanding. And Liu Zhuang discussed it with Zou Jie.