Chapter 183: The Cave Room
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The first person to toast actually toasted with ** five times in a row before he quickly turned around, so that ** couldn't pour him wine, which was considered a confession. The rest of the people are also stupid, this ** is clear that whoever pours him, he will fight with whom, they don't want to drink under the table like the person at the previous table.
As a result, ** began to eat vegetables slowly, this celery peanut rice tasted really good, he slowly sandwiched the peanuts, and everyone lowered their heads to eat vegetables, no one dared to look at **, for fear that ** would be staring at himself again.
Slowly, Lin Ming also came to this table to toast, and when he saw that ** was also at this table, he specially introduced them, of course, he didn't say that he was his boss, but that he was a college classmate, so as not to be restrained. **I also greeted him in advance, today the groom is the biggest, and even if someone else is the president, today is just a guest.
The banquet started at eleven o'clock and lasted until almost two o'clock in the afternoon, when it was finally dispersed. The main reason is that many people regard today as a party, class reunion, colleague dinner, etc., and usually move that set up, drink and chat, and the time is naturally longer.
** I didn't find Zhong Weijian and them, I guess they have left. When the people from the road protection company left, they said hello to **, and there was a good thing, saying that they were going to go to the cave room at night, and now they want to recruit children, how to toss the groom at night.
Nowadays, people get married, especially in the Northeast, in the ice city, it is a hard struggle. Of course, it's not just the struggle for the house and the car, but also the various things on the wedding day.
Let's talk about welcoming relatives, Lin Ming prepared 88 large and small red envelopes alone, and stuffed them all. I opened the door, and then I went through the process of looking for new shoes. Pass the bear child, witty quiz and other levels. It took half an hour to get the bride out, and it took half an hour to do that.
It's not too late, the host's temporary weirdness during the ceremony, and the various coaxes of the people in the audience all made Lin Ming sweat, but fortunately, they all passed safely.
He was almost poured down when he drank, although he took anti-alcohol medicine in advance, and even Jin Ling ordered him a hangover injection in the infirmary of the community. If you haven't sobered up at night, you will go over and hang a needle, fortunately, they blocked some wine, so that Lin Ming did not drink high, which shows how terrifying the wedding banquet is.
Of course, if you compare it with the haunted cave room, the front is all pediatrics.
Haunted cave house, an ancient tradition. According to old legends, foxes and ghosts often haunt the cave house. The haunting room can drive away the yin energy of evil spirits and enhance people's yang energy, as the saying goes: "people don't make trouble, they will make trouble", which is what it means.
It is also said that in the old days, most of the newlyweds were matchmakers. They haven't even met each other at all, and they have a strong sense of strangeness. The haunted room can dispel the strangeness of both parties and make a good start for the future life. And if you get married and buy a new house. The haunted house is also called a "warm house" in the ice city.
When it comes to the cave room, no matter how big or small, no matter who you are, you can make all kinds of not too excessive demands on the bride and groom. Ask them to do some movements, or answer some questions, etc.
Now it's upgraded. Even the relatives of the bride and groom, and even the parents of both parties are sometimes implicated, and they must not be angry, they must be smiling, otherwise it will be unlucky.
But now there is also an advantage, that is, you can use the best man and bridesmaid to block the car, so the best man and bridesmaid invited are generally single couples, and they can make some slightly excessive jokes.
But today Lin Ming and Jin Ling have miscalculated, the best man and bridesmaid didn't know each other before, one is Jin Ling's younger brother, the other is Lin Ming's sister, the important thing is that both parties now have objects, a little intimate action, they are unwilling, these troubles will definitely fall on Lin Ming and Jin Ling.
However, there are also some benefits now, such as ancient customs such as listening to rooms, which are no longer needed. It's all buildings, and the soundproofing is good, unless you're standing on the balcony, you can't hear any movement at all. Is it possible for you to stay on the balcony at night, and it is even more impossible to lie at the door, and the neighbor must call the police.
I also came to see it in the evening, he has never made trouble in the cave room since he went to college, and his colleagues in the unit got married, and they were all on the construction site at that time, and there was no big room for you to play around, what can you do? It's all in a KTV bag, everyone sings and sings together, a few simple games are just a few games, it's not fun at all.
Lin Ming and Jin Ling got married today, but they also thought of a bad idea to "rectify" them, which will inevitably set off a high all night? Tide.
**I think very well, how do I know that there is no lower limit for these haunted houses, the first trick is an eye-opener, or the best man, Jin Ling's cousin came up with a trick.
Ambush on all sides, hide many regular alarm clocks in the groom's house, let the groom find out, otherwise you will wait for half an hour in the middle of the night to get up once.
As soon as Lin Ming found two, he heard an alarm clock ring crisply, and finally found a total of six within five minutes, but the best man said that there were eight hidden, and he didn't know what time the rest was, so he asked the groom to get up and pee at night.
The second trick is to probe for the bag, that is, to roll two raw eggs from the two trouser tubes, one white and one red, and the middle will naturally pass through the groom's crotch, and the scene is instantly hot.
In the third move, the husband sings with the wife, Lin Ming sings a song, and Jin Ling dances with him. But these bad guys ordered it to be "Crossing the River" in "The Legend of the New White Lady", Lin Ming has to play two roles, and the male and female voices are him, which can make everyone laugh.
Finally arrived, he took out two wine glasses, poured half a glass of wine he prepared, and then lit it with a lighter, handed it to Lin Ming Jinling, and told them that they were bored.
The two cups of fiery wine were smothered by them, and they had to hand over glasses of wine, so they had to be careful, otherwise they were afraid that the flames would burn their heads. Drinking the wine dry in his mouth, and then everyone didn't see anything, thinking that ** was deliberately taking care of them, and chose the simplest game. It's just a glass of wine, although it's a little hot, but it's still bearable.
** I was smiling in my heart, hehehe, he added Emperor Pill to the wine, it won't take a few minutes, Jin Ling may not be able to see anything, but Lin Mingke is about to make a fool of himself.
Sure enough, when they had the most enthusiastic game, the bride and groom got into the quilt and threw out eighteen pieces of clothing, Lin Ming's face changed.
He had been preparing for this game for a long time, and these grandsons deliberately kept it until the end, just to make him sweat, but he wore several layers in advance.
But he's standing up now, if he hadn't worn a lot of pants and three pairs of underwear tightened on his body, he would have been seen a long time ago.
But this isn't the last game, it's only the penultimate one, he definitely won't be able to wear so much for a while, won't he see it all then?
At this time, he smiled proudly at him, this grandson is too bad! (To be continued!)
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