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If you want to talk about the benefit of receiving ghosts, it is that in eating, drinking, and sleeping, as long as you eat, it doesn't matter what else you do.

No, as soon as Cui Ming was sent away, he pinched his nose and said: "Brother Tai, don't say anything, if you come, you're a guest, let's eat first."

Taishan shook his head, didn't say a word, and floated directly to the ceiling, leaned up, and said as if lying on the bed: "I'll go to bed first." ”

said that he was sleeping, but this Taishan's eyes were still open, and he was squinting at forty-five degrees with his head, staring at the corner of the wall without moving, but he knew that he should be staring directly at the TV in front of Lu Bu now......

Hey, I can't count on anything, I don't know how much this patriarch eats, if it's like Lu Bu, then it's miserable, or go to the restaurant tomorrow to collect some swill? There's all the leftovers there......

No, people finally come to the world for a trip, I am poor and poor, and I can't fall into prestige!

Silently walked out of the door, the category habitually took out the cigarette case, but now that it was empty, he smiled bitterly and threw away the empty cigarette case, and began to search for ghosts.

Now for this damn task, he has given up the time to code words at night, and now he is counting on that shadowless seven-trick exquisite heart.

Unexpectedly, this time the prompt sound turned out to be very urgent: "Two kilometers due north, there are two ghosts who are now fleeing, the situation is urgent, please go out and catch them immediately." ”

The scope was suddenly nervous, and this time there was an urgent reminder of the situation, what is the situation?

Following Yin Yuhuan's prompt, the scope went all the way to the north, and soon at the door of a cold drink hall on the side of the road, a frightened girl appeared, screaming constantly, and in front of her, two hazy black shadows were approaching with a cruel smile!

It turned out that this time the ghost was going to hurt people, and the category suddenly found the feeling of a hero saving beauty, and first observed it, well, both of them are perverts with a harm index of 4o, easy to deal with, and immediately screamed, and an arrow stepped out: "Those two little ghosts who ran away, let go of that girl!" Where is this ghost, and he won't return to the underworld with me! ”

The two little ghosts turned around with some panic and looked at them, and said with a cruel smile: "Where did mortals dare to pretend to be ghosts, there are exactly two of them, one for each of us, and they sucked their yang energy." ”

The other nodded and said, "That woman sucks first!" ”

The category is on fire, they are all from the underworld, the gap between how to do ghosts is so big, look at Lu Bu, don't go out to steal things to eat, look at Dou E, you can also help me peel potatoes, these two goods, just worry about doing bad things!

Yang Yuhuan's white light flashed, two soul-attracting talismans appeared, and the faces of the category gradually became cold, and the two ghosts knew that they were afraid, and they turned around to escape, where was it still too late, and the two talismans swished over and did not move, and then the little black bowl moved, and the two ghosts were like two flies, swishing into it.

Ghost hunting, in fact, is as simple as that!

He walked up to the girl triumphantly and shook his head: "This girl, don't be afraid, dare to ask who your surname is and where you live?" ”

Who knew that the girl was looking around: "What about those two ghosts just now......

"I've arrested you."

"Hey, I haven't seen what the ghost looks like," the girl stomped her foot, and said with some regret.

The category is full of black lines, what's wrong with this person, doesn't it make ghosts stupid, right?

At this time, the girl with a bright temperament standing in front of the category is about one meter six or five, with a black and shiny head tied at the back of her head at will, delicate facial features, ice muscles and jade bones, and a pair of eyes like autumn waves, with smoke like water, and the little otaku who looked at the category was a little stunned.

The girl ignored his expression, grabbed him and said excitedly, "You mean, those two ghosts were caught by you just now?" What do you do? Can you show me more? ”

The category is a little speechless, what is there to see about ghosts.

"Didn't you already watch it just now, it looks like that, why haven't you seen enough?"

"That's different, I was scared just now, I didn't see it clearly, you just show me, I finally met a ghost, and I was arrested by you before I saw it, you have to pay"

The category couldn't help but divert the topic, what hobbies this girl has, no one can hide, she actually wants to see it.

"Where is your home, do you want me to send you back, those two ghosts have been collected, and they can't be released, uh, it's not a secret, I'm a ghost exorcist, you have to be interested, I can call you when there are ghosts to see in the future"

After the category was finished, she regretted it, the girl's eyes lit up, showing a sly smile, no longer pestering the category, and generously introduced herself.

It turned out that her name was Xia Bing, and she was the owner of this cold drink hall, because she was fascinated by reading novels in the store, so she closed so late, and as soon as she came out, she encountered two non-human harassments, but fortunately, the scope came in time.

However, although she was very grateful, the scope was not carried away, he knew that although his identity was not worth half a dime, it was also a secret, so he told Xia Bing not to tell others.

Xia Bing nodded again and again: "I'm scared to death, how dare I say it, thank you so much today, let's leave a phone call, and you are welcome to come to the cold drink hall in the future." ”

She said that she was scared to death, kept patting her bulging little chest, but her eyes were full of smiles, and she subconsciously said her mobile phone number, Xia Bing wrote it down casually, and wrote down her number and handed it to the category, with a very bright smile on her face, she pulled the scope hand, turned around and got into a blue high-end car, and moved slowly.

The category looked stupidly at the back, waved his hand and shouted: "Close the door early in the future, the city has not been peaceful recently......"

Xia Bing got out of the car window and waved his hand, "I'll look for you"

The car gradually moved away, rubbing his hands, and a strange feeling rose in his heart, such a beautiful girl took the initiative to pull his hand, this is really the first time in the world, maybe the next ......

Oops, what's the use of giving her her mobile phone number, I don't even have a mobile phone, I thought with a wry smile, but this girl won't really look for me to see ghosts, right? Thankfully, the phone is gone

Next, the category absentmindedly did two more votes, the results were not very satisfactory, and only five ghosts were caught, and then the category traveled through the small half of the city again, and returned home at the dawn.

Exhausted to open the door, there was a chill on the body, and the door was closed stupidly, thinking that this time is good, there are a few ghosts at home in the summer and even the air conditioning is not needed, but it is worried about the winter, no matter how good the heating is, it is in vain.

Tarzan was still sticking to the ceiling, probably hearing the door knocking, and turned his head to look at the shoe rack next to the range.

Dou E also got up, opened the curtain a gap, and took a deep breath in the warm morning sunshine.

Lu Bu was still watching TV, and he didn't seem to be sleepy at all, staring at the TV with blazing eyes, and his face seemed to be very unsightly.

The category was really tired, and he didn't bother to care about them, so he said casually: "I'll go back to the house and sleep, eat the leftovers from last night for breakfast, of course, if you're not hungry, don't eat, you can still eat a hot meal at night......"

He swayed straight to his bedroom, and when he walked past Lu Bu, he inadvertently squinted his eyes and looked at it, thinking to himself what kind of TV Lu Bu was watching so fascinated, it was still ......

As soon as I saw the TV, I was immediately scared and tired, and my little heart was pounding.

I saw that what was staged on TV was the plot of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei being the emperor, and the five tiger generals.

The category hurriedly ran over to block the TV: "Look, Brother Lu, this is not a fact, people are making it up now, watching it lively, and there is also saying that Cao Cao is a woman, and there is also saying that Guan Erye is gay with Liu Bei, where can I reason ......"

Lu Butie blushed, but ignored him, just slowly closed his eyes, and said solemnly: "Big-eared thief, you still have three points of the world......

After speaking, Lu Bu leaned deeply into the sand, lowered his head, and stopped speaking.

Category scratched his head, he knew that Lu Bu was a very arrogant person in his bones, and he didn't accept anyone, back then, Liu Bei was a small general, and sent people everywhere under the fence, and when he saw him, Lu Bu also had to call his brother respectfully, but as a result, Liu Bei had one of the three points in the world, but he died early in Baimenlou, and his ambition was not rewarded,

Moreover, most of the people of later generations said that Lu Bu was repeatedly cunning, brave and unscrupulous, and valued color over righteousness, since he has now seen Liu Bei proclaimed emperor, he must already know how future generations evaluate him, no wonder he is so gloomy.

"Brother Lu, I have a word, I hope you will listen to it, people say that Lu Bu is lustful, and I say that you are a real man. People say that Lu Bu is unwise, and I say that people are not perfect. People say that Lu Bu is repeated, and I say that creation is too tricky. People say that Lu Bu's life is short, but I say that Brother Lu is domineering and lasts forever! ”

After saying these few words generously, he brushed his sleeves and went into the house to sleep, leaving Lu Bu stunned for a long time.

The remote light flashes red, and the TV turns off.

Category of this sleep, more than three poles in the day, at least five or six poles, then dizzy to get up, thinking that this breakfast was saved, and then turned on the computer, not for anything else, the manuscript has not been written, alas, the real sad portrayal of the Internet writer.

Hurriedly rushed out of the two short stories, the category was a little relieved, suddenly felt so hungry, and then looked back, Dou E looked at him silently in the back, saw him turn around, and smiled lightly, the category appeared, it turned out that Dou E still had two dimples, and the smile looked better.

But Lu Bu seemed to have forgotten the sadness caused by watching TV, and was walking around the house and outside, looking at the posture as if he was looking around for food.

"Brother Lu, I didn't buy you breakfast, what do you want to eat at noon?"

"Meat! So much meat! ”

"Uh, there's leftover from yesterday in the fridge, why don't you pad it first, and I'll go out to buy groceries later?"

“…… I ate it in the morning in the fridge. ”

“…… All right. ”

While changing clothes and preparing to go out, he gave Lu Bu a thumbs up: "Brother Lu is really a big husband." ”

As soon as he walked to the door, he saw Tarzan standing outside the door, looking at the few bamboos in the yard.

I almost forgot that there is such an ancestor.

"Brother Tai, what are you doing outside, be careful of the sun."

Taishan didn't even reply: "I'm not a ghost, don't be too afraid of the sun, and it's cloudy today." ”

After a pause, Tarzan said, "I want to cut a bamboo." ”

"What are you chopping bamboo for, you don't want to eat it, do you? I don't think it's for food. ”

"It's not eating."

I don't think it's okay to eat, if you want to be really good, I have to prepare bamboo for you every day, I don't know, I thought I secretly raised a panda, that thing is not allowed to be farmed privately.

"I want to be a flying bamboo bird." Tarzan said.