Chapter 853: Man Under the Low Eaves
Zhang Qiusheng likes to be an ordinary person and likes to live an ordinary life. So like an ordinary person, he squatted down to pick the lock at the command of the police.
Scammers and police officers have always been three squatting positions apart. Silver Dollar and Instant Noodles got up immediately, and when would they wait if they didn't leave at this time?
Zhang Qiusheng raised his head and said kindly: "Two uncles, your silver dollars and cultural relics and antiques must be put away." Don't let others see it, it's a small matter to be confiscated, I'm afraid you will have to pay a fine. If it's not the right way, then what, it's a bad thing to go to jail. ”
"Stop!" The police shouted again. The two liars looked at Zhang Qiusheng who was squatting there, and they wanted to find out whether this kid was really stupid or fake.
"Really," Zhang Qiusheng said very sincerely: "My mother said that good things should be tightened, and I am afraid that people will see money." ”
Scammers want the deceived person to be stupid, but this kid is too stupid, right? If you can't say anything, you can't say anything.
"You, pick up the box and come with me!" The police first ordered Zhang Qiusheng, and then ordered the two liars: "And you, follow me!" ”
The police suppressed their excitement and escorted the three unlucky eggs to the dining car. Silver dollars, cultural relics, how much is this worth? And that big box, which definitely has good stuff in it. Today I have made a meritorious service, a great achievement.
This police officer has a strong sense of self-confidence. The stolen goods were too lazy to take by themselves, the big box was carried by Zhang Qiusheng, and the silver dollars and cultural relics were hung around the necks of the two liars. On the high-speed train, they have nowhere to run.
Officers do not give up the joy of work because they have gained a lot and may make great contributions. He patrolled his territory like a proud rooster and checked for anything suspicious.
Whenever the police searched the passengers' luggage and packages, they asked Zhang Qiusheng and the three to stop nearby. The two crooks really wanted to run, get into the toilet or smash the windows at the car connection. However, he couldn't run. Zhang Qiusheng's big box always blocked the way, and there were police officers behind it.
Every time he stopped, Zhang Qiusheng kindly persuaded the two liars: "If you throw the things around your neck, the police will have no evidence." It's better to throw it at someone's feet, and whoever is under the police will catch him. "It's not loud, but people in the next compartment can hear it. Everyone is staring at the two crooks with vigilance. Damn, the evidence of the crime was thrown at my feet, they were fine, and I became a suspect. Keep an eye on it, and you can't be too careful when you're out and about.
Nima, isn't this kid an undercover agent? The two liars looked left and right at Zhang Qiusheng. No, undercover agents are generally not like him. Besides, we took the initiative to find him. If it's undercover, he should be looking for us.
So this kid is mentally retarded? That's right, it's mentally retarded! Generally, the mentally handicapped face is flattened. This kid not only has a flat face, but also a flat head. It's all flattened like this, he's not mentally retarded, who is mentally retarded? That's a lesson, Ma's. In the future, you can't find the mentally handicapped in your work, you must look at your face well, and you must not want a flat one.
A police officer escorted three suspects. Actually, there was no concept of a suspect at that time, and the police called the suspect either a prisoner or a human prisoner. Those who have been convicted are called prisoners, and those who have not been convicted are called criminals.
The police escorted the three prisoners along the carriage all the way forward. Finally in the eighth compartment there was a heavy dà discovery. Two middle-aged uncles were caught carrying the Emperor-Astringent videotape. It seems that the group of middle-aged uncles is a high-risk group.
Similarly, the police ordered the two middle-aged uncles to follow the two crooks to the dining car with a video recorder and a video tape.
There was still some time before breakfast, and there were no passengers in the dining car, so it became a temporary office for the police.
The police first dealt with the two middle-aged uncles who carried the Huang-Shi videotape. If they didn't say anything, the video recorder and videotape were confiscated, and each person was fined 2,000.
While the two uncles were trembling and counting the money, the police said to the other three criminals: "You guys, hand over your ID cards and tickets!" ”
The mud of the trough is better than the case, and the case is also treated differently. How can I not have an ID card if I carry a royal videotape? The three prisoners were strongly dissatisfied and reluctantly handed over their ID cards and tickets.
The two uncles counted the money and handed it over to the police. The police double-checked it again and put it in his handbag along with the ID cards of the other three criminals and the tickets. Those who carry the Emperor-Astringent tape can go, and then deal with these three criminals.
The police officer was always curious about Zhang Qiusheng's big box, and he was also full of hope: "You, yes, it's you, open the box!" The police officer pointed to the big box and ordered Zhang Qiusheng.
Obeying the order and listening to the command, Zhang Qiusheng opened the box. A stench made everyone's brains hurt now.
The police officer was dumbfounded, glared and asked Zhang Qiusheng: "You, this, what are you doing?" ”
Bricks, there are also bricks called bricks, Zhang Qiusheng said innocently: "This, yours, don't know what to do?" ”
The two liars are also dumbfounded, just such rotten bricks, tired of our liver and lungs to cheat?
However, criminals are cunning and cunning, and important evidence must be pressed under these rotten bricks. No one would carry a stinking rotten brick on their backs on a train, and it was so heavy, at least two or three hundred pounds.
"Get these bricks out!" The police gave an order to Zhang Qiusheng again. No matter how cunning the fox is, he can't fight a good hunter, and if I want to get through the trick in my hands, there is no way!
Zhang Qiusheng did not obey the order this time. If you want to move, why do you call me? Zhang Qiusheng said: "I watched the police handle cases on TV, and those regular police officers were all hands-on. Is this little police officer of yours particularly eccentric? Extraordinarily awesome? Extraordinarily bigger than regular police? ”
"Move!" The police shouted orders at Zhang Qiusheng, and at the same time raised his hands. It seems that if Zhang Qiusheng does not obey the order, he will beat people.
"Lao Li, what are you doing Mingtang!" A roar put down the hand that the police officer was about to pull out. Looking back, it was the person in charge of the dining car who roared at him.
The roar is not over: "What do you mean?" It's about to start, and if you make the food truck stink, who's going to eat. What do you mean! ”
The police officer was too lazy to be in charge of the bird dining car, waved at him and said, "Go and go, handle the case." Big cases, important cases! ”
I don't care what case you do! The dining car was about to start eating, and the person in charge of the dining car still roared: "Just rely on your forced appearance, return, return, return the big case." Sue you, immediately, immediately, and leave with your stinky stuff! ”
The policeman who called Lao Li was still arguing with the person in charge of the dining car, and the train captain came. The conductor ignored the police officer who was arguing with the person in charge of the dining car, and immediately ordered: "Open the window!" Then he said to the police, "Take these out!" It's about to enter the station, so you take them down and hand them over to the local police station. Plus-"
The waiter in the dining car didn't care what the conductor and the police said, and immediately hurriedly opened the window. Before the conductor could finish speaking, a strong wind blew and blew the policeman's hat out of the window.
"Ah——, hat, my hat!" The police hurried to the window. Everyone ran to the window, helplessly watching their hats float in the wind for a while, roll on the ground for a while, and then stop at a distance from the roadbed.
In the chaos of everyone, Zhang Qiusheng made a few strokes of his hands. His handling skills are many times better than Li Mantun's, at least there is no fire and no sound. The handling technique is aimed at the handbag of the police, and the things on the bright side are directly sucked into the ring.
The hat is lost, don't expect to get it back. The police poured a breath of anger on the prisoner and shouted at Zhang Qiusheng: "Pick up the box and follow me!" ”
Why? Why do you give me orders from such a small police officer? Zhang Qiusheng pointed to the policeman's nose and scolded: "How thick do you think you are? Why are you running rampant here! How much power do you have to do anything wrong with passengers! ”
The policeman was choked, and his temper was even greater, and he raised his hand to hit him. Zhang Qiusheng pointed at him and said, "If you dare to move a finger, I want you to die!" If you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, you can try! ”
The hand raised high could not be slapped or put away. Zhang Qiusheng's toughness made it impossible for the police to get off the stage, and he didn't dare to fight, after all, it was illegal to beat people. If you really want to investigate it, he can't take the main road.
Zhang Qiusheng turned his head and spoke to the conductor: "Conductor, you are reasonable." A little police officer, what authority does he have to casually bring passengers from their seats here? ”
The conductor, of course, was for the police: "What the hell are you in this box?" If it's contraband, he's exactly right to bring you over. The conductor also suspected that there was contraband buried under the stinky bricks, and also ordered Zhang Qiusheng: "Move the rotten bricks out!" ”
Curiosity kills cats. The conductor had wanted to take the box out of the dining car first, and then start the meal immediately. Now, driven by curiosity, it's time to check the secrets under the stinky bricks.
Well, Zhang Qiusheng did not resist. There is a limit to the toughness of the common people, and it takes less than three minutes to resist in the face of great power. However, Zhang Qiusheng still had to resist slightly: "Let's talk about it first, if there are bricks underneath, please move it into the box." ”
The conductor said expressionlessly: "Okay, you move first!" ”
Zhang Qiusheng didn't move, picked up the bottom of the box with both hands and lifted it, "Bang la-" There was a chaotic sound, and all the bricks were poured out.
No, there's nothing else down there, it's still bricks underneath the bricks. If there's a difference, it's more smelly. It's like an old dung cellar, just don't move, and it stinks when you move.
Now the conductor was dumbfounded, covered his nose and asked inexplicably: "You, you, what are you doing with these stinky bricks?" It's still so heavy, I'm afraid there are hundreds of pounds, right? ”
Zhang Qiushengtian bragged shamelessly: "To practice light skills, you have to carry hundreds of pounds of things at all times." This is what I saw on a book. ”
Nima, this kid's martial arts novels are too poisoned. It's also light, how can there be such a thing! If you really have to do light work, then the high jump competition in the Olympics will be changed to a rooftop jumping competition.
The train came in. The conductor told Zhang Qiusheng to quickly move the bricks into the box. Zhang Qiusheng's head shook like a rattle, and said okay, I'll move out, and you guys will move in. Speak your word.
Cut, I can't cure you yet! The conductor said, "You need to replenish the ticket for this box, twenty yuan, bring it!" ”
The conductor originally expected that the rural children would be distressed about money and would move bricks by themselves. Who knew that Zhang Qiusheng actually said: "I originally bought a ticket." As he spoke, he took out the ticket that he had made up in Kirin.