H Railway Station.

A twenty-five or sixteen-year-old young man with an extremely strong figure and a board head is carrying an old canvas bag with the word "public security" printed on it!

"Didi!"

The young man walked out of the station, took out a 588 TV shopping mobile phone from his pocket, and immediately dialed it.

"Hey, uncle! I'm here! ”

The phone was connected, and the young man said politely.

"Big basin, you're all here? You see, I've just gotten off work and I'm drinking with my colleagues! You're like this, you take a triple jump at the train station, and then go to 198 Radiant Street, next to Shin Shin Foot Road! I'll let your little aunt go down to pick you up, you stay first! ”

The uncle's tongue was stiff and he said in a daze.

"Uncle, how much is the three jumpers?!"

The young man paused and asked with a smile.

"You get more than 20 yuan for a taxi, but it's only 15 yuan for three jumpers!"

The uncle explained.

"Okay, then I got it!"

The young man who called the big basin didn't ink anymore, hung up the phone directly, then stepped around, swept his eyes to the supermarket on the street, and then walked in.

He had more than 200 yuan left in his pocket, and after entering the supermarket, he casually asked for a gift, and it looked a little better, it was two or three hundred!

"Dude, this is cheap, this one hundred and fifteen! There are two bottles of wine in it, and a set of wine glasses! You're here! "The owner ran out of money as soon as he saw the big pot, so he recommended a cheap one.

"Can't you be cheaper with two hundred and fifty-nine?"

Da Basin asked, pointing to another set of liquor gift boxes.

"Liquor is not very profitable! Forget it, if you want to take it, it's two hundred and three! ”

The boss said casually.

"You leave me fifteen dollars for a taxi! Two hundred and one, okay? You see, I'm here for two hundred and twenty-five! ”

Da Basin's face was ruddy, and he pursed his lips to discuss.

"Can't sell!"

The boss hurriedly waved his hand and signaled that the big basin could go out.

Fifteen minutes later, the big pot spent all the two hundred and twenty-five in his pocket, and then took out a gift box. There is definitely no money for a taxi, so you can only walk!

Today, on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, firecrackers crackled outside, and this young man called Da Basin, walked all the way, inquired all the way, and walked nearly ten kilometers in the northeast winter of more than 20 degrees below zero before he found Guangguang Street.

．．．．．． On the other hand, since the beginning of the Chinese New Year in my family, people have not been broken, and people play mahjong almost every day, and by the way, they eat and drink for nothing. During pregnancy, Ma Xiaoyou, who had an extremely unstable temper, was going to strangle me to death.

Li Shuishui's parents spent the Chinese New Year's Eve at my house, but they stayed for a day, and the old two left. I can understand that when they see me, they see me as if they saw his son, not to mention how uncomfortable they feel, and they keep thinking about it: "If my daughter-in-law doesn't have an accident, she is about to give birth to .......!" ”

Everyone felt very uncomfortable in this way, so they left, and I didn't keep it. Because they were forced to stay, it was a torment for the two gangs, but I still asked people to deliver three meals a day.

At night, there was a lot of noise outside the house, and I walked out in my big pants in a distraught way, and said with my back hand: "It's been a week of noise!" It's almost ang, you smoke, and the wallpapers in my house are yellow! My ancestor spoke, today is the last day, who will come again tomorrow, the legs are discounted and stuffed. Fart. Eyes! ”

"Alright, alright, got it!"

Han Dayan waved his hand impatiently.

"Give me some water!! I'm dying of thirst! The old immortal commanded me.

"Smack!"

I called out with a big neck, frowned and looked at the smile that was sitting on the sofa, holding my son watching TV, and said, "You guys don't go home every day, what are you doing with me all the time!?" ”

"My house has just been renovated, and the house is full of formaldehyde, which is not good for children! Stay for two days, don't kick me! I'm careful! He said with a smile as he ate an apple.

“．．．．．． Okay, come back to my house, I have a big bed, I can sleep with you more, no problem! ”

I boldly invited.

"That's it!"

Xiaoxiao made an OK gesture at me.

"Hey, baby!! What brand of furniture did you buy for the baby's room? ”

As soon as Ma Xiaoyou heard the topic of decoration, he suddenly ran out with a big belly, put his arm on my shoulder, and asked curiously.

“．．．．．．． Don't mention it, I'm! At the beginning, I ordered a piece of furniture called Ah XX, this sign is loud enough, right? I spent more than 40,000 more than ordinary furniture, thinking that their plates were better and there were fewer toxic gases! Because after all, this is a room for children! Who knows, this local dealer of Ah XX furniture is a liar!! said that the sky is crazy, but the materials used in the furniture are completely not up to the conventional level, and even the level of a second-rate furniture company! Later, I found an evaluation company to come and use a measuring instrument to measure, and the formaldehyde exceeded the standard too seriously, and it was completely impossible to live! ”

Eating durian with a smile, grinding silver teeth, and said angrily.

After hearing this, Ma Xiaoyou's face turned green, and he said in disbelief: "How come? His brand is very reputable!! It has a good reputation all over the country! ”

"I told you, it's the dealer's problem! They sell dog meat on sheep's heads! It is indeed the genuine product that is put out, but there may be a small factory in private that specializes in the production of these rags! He smiled and pouted to explain.

"Can't! You didn't look for him, did you? ”

Ma Xiaoyou asked.

"I found it, why didn't I find it! But it didn't work, they spoke faster than me! When it comes to the things produced in the workshop, who can guarantee that all of them meet the standards?! Therefore, they said that the return cannot be returned, but can only be exchanged! Isn't that a fart? I've got everything in place, and the floor is covered in furniture! If I change another batch, then I will have to cut the ground, and it may not be able to replace it for me! Forget it, find someone to get it again! ”

Said with a smile.

"Huh!"

Ma Xiaoyou suddenly swept his gaze towards me.

"What are you seeing?!" I asked, a little confused.

"That's the brand I bought!! I said, why is the smell so big? No, you can go with him tomorrow! Ma Xiaoyou said angrily.

"Don't listen to the wind and rain every day! I've got a lot of stuff, with you! ”

I squinted my eyes in reply, turned and left.

"Stop!" Ma Xiaoyou shouted after him.

．．．．．．． On the other hand, after Lao He took the throne, Tang Tang could also sing a beautiful "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid".

"Boom!!"

Taiwan, Tang Tang took the last black eight with one shot, then stood up from the billiards table and said with a smile: "Tonight, last hi, go home tomorrow!" ”

．．．．．．． Everyone is playing around in my house, only Jiang Jing is standing downstairs in a certain community, making Xue shoot like a snowman, stupidly waiting for help in a certain social software. Make a girl.

Holding flowers in his hand, he sang softly: "The farmer in the field has harvested one stubble after another, and we are in today's ...... Sprout! ”

A prostitute, can stand in the snow and wait for two points, there is wood??

If you are a prostitute, can you prepare roses in advance?

A divination song, singing inexplicably heartbreaking. This year's Jiang Jing is like a poet, only stupidly prostituting in the red dust!