Why did this black bag, the partially peeling rolled up belt, this bag that is suitable for people like Leng Ye with sand heads and small eyes, why did it appear on this beauty like Sai Xi Shih?

This Sai Xi Shi mixed with Dong Shi's second sister's same big cake face, came to play cards, dropped this black bag and left, what does it mean?

This made Xiao Xingchen, who had been framed for stealing antiques before, suspect that this was another incident of framing himself, which made him very unhappy!

He scolded his mother in his heart, and suddenly, he thought, what if it was a bomb? Isn't that possible?

"Feng Yao, hurry up and leave with me!" Xiao Xingchen stretched out his hand and grabbed Feng Yao's delicate little hand, he wanted to hold her in his arms and run away - this little girl is so cute, he would rather spill blood on this car box than keep the flowers of the motherland!

Although he is sober, the illusion of seeing people as half as small has not disappeared, so he always sees Feng Yao, who is two years older than him, as a little girl.

"Stop!" The female policeman pressed the baton on her waist and glared at Xiao Xingchen fiercely.

Xiao Xingchen looked at it, and there was also a male policeman who came with him just now. Behind the male policeman stood a man, whose face was the same size as the girl with the big pie face, but the difference was great: the girl's face resembled the graffiti of a child who could not draw, while the man's face looked like that of a somewhat horizontal painter.

Xiao Xingchen didn't pay attention to the female police, but set his sights on this man in his thirties who had okay facial features.

"What's in your bag, open it!" When the policewoman saw the devil's fierce face, she pulled out her baton, pointed at him and asked.

Just now, someone reported him for stealing cultural relics, and now someone has reported him, it seems that he is not a good thing! This is the female policeman's impression of Xiao Xingchen.

Xiao Xingchen stepped forward, grabbed the arm of the short, fat face man from behind the male policeman, pressed his head in front of the bag and asked, "What's in this bag?" ”

"You...... Target...... Bag, lining ...... What's inside, I ...... How do you know? The chunky flatbread-faced man's stubby neck bent in front of the bag on the seat and said with difficulty.

"You let go!" The female policeman shouted.

"You don't say it, do you?" Xiao Xingchen completely ignored the policewoman's angry shouting, but instead pulled the head of the short and fat man with a big cake face and said, "I only sue you, if you don't say it, the consequences will be terrible!" ”

“…… Your bag, how do I know? The short and fat pie-faced man's head straightened, and this sentence was said quite smoothly!

"Didn't you report him in his bag...... the male policeman was calm, just now the cadre of the State Administration of Cultural Heritage reported the theft of the Tang Dynasty blue and white colorful treasure bottle surnamed Xiao, and also showed his identity certificate. Later, when I got out of the car and disappeared, there was such a situation in front of me, what happened? Therefore, he scolded the short, fat and big-faced man.

“……”

"You take out your documents and look at them again!" The male police officer began to suspect the identity of the chunky and big-faced man. After taking it out, I saw that it was still the identity of a plainclothes policeman.

After reading it, the male policeman handed the document to the female policeman.

Xiao Xingchen saw that it was impossible for this guy to say it in a short period of time, so he quickly took out three one-inch-long short-handled silver needles from his bag and pierced them all into his back.

He pricked needles far faster than magicians.

Zhang Chi saw Xiao Xingchen touch behind this short and fat man with a big cake face, and knew that this guy seemed to be unlucky, as for what kind of bad luck he was going to be, he couldn't tell for a while.

"Oh, hahahaha......" The short and fat man suddenly burst into laughter, laughing so hard that the passengers in the trunk felt creepy.

The two police officers were shocked when they saw him suddenly perverted, like all the passengers in the trunk!

"Comrade ......" female policeman couldn't see that this document was fake, and she firmly believed that her ability to distinguish documents was still quite strong. When she saw him laughing, she couldn't help but be at a loss for a moment.

"I sue you, if you don't immediately tell the origin of this pack, don't you tell what's inside? You're going to die laughing, you know? Xiao Xingchen left his seat, blocked Feng Yao behind him, and walked to the back of the crowd watching the lively crowd and said.

Xiao Xingchen thought: It's okay now, even if there is a bomb inside, the person in front of me will die first. There is no way to die, who called the profession of Lord Hades to make money from the dead?

"I ......" When the short and fat flatbread-faced man turned his face to look at Xiao Xingchen, he was no longer what he looked like just now: tears, snot, saliva, and an extremely distorted and painful face: "Oh, hahahaha......"

"If you don't say it again, your body will be impotent, and you won't be able to do men's things for the rest of your life!" Xiao Xingchen raised his head and said to the top of the trunk.

Xiao Xingchen was really afraid of this thrilling face at this time, if he had to make a choice between the pumpty and fat man's pie face and the pumpty fat woman's pie face at this time, he would rather look at the puppy fat woman's pie face, even though her face was caused by the schoolchild's graffiti!

"Oooh oh...... Hahahaha......"

"Look, this uncle's pants are wet!" A little girl sits in the back row in the sixth row, pointing at the chunky pie-faced man and suing her father.

"Oooh oh...... Hahahaha...... Coo-goo......-goo

Although Zhang Chi was wearing a mask, he also wanted to vomit! By this time, he could almost guess what should be in the black bag: drugs.

Even a small amount of drugs is enough to let Xiao Xingchen in! At this time, Zhang Chi had to admire the two girls just now - Sai Xi Shi and the lovely Dong Shi's second sister!

Their methods are not unsophisticated! It's perfectly normal to play cards and win money and forget to take your bag!

When this black handbag that only Leng Ye was carrying was thrown here, Zhang Chi thought: Xiao Xingchen is faced with two choices: one is to chase the two girls in the west and the east and give them the bag.

As a multimillionaire, Xiao Xingchen will never covet the broken bag of the Western girl. When he was still packing, according to his character, he drove a stump, and he did the West Girl, and after doing it, he came back like no one.

In fact, the designer of this incident couldn't allow Xiao Xingchen to be put in Xinu at all, but when he was in his bag, the police shouted angrily and didn't allow him to move, Xiao Xingchen obediently tied his hands and was arrested, everyone got the stolen goods, what else did he Xiao Xingchen have to deny?

Thinking of this section, Zhang Chi, who claims to be a master, is embarrassed: It's not that this group of people is incompetent, but that Xiao Xingchen is too cunning. The previous time he faced the big back and said that he was stealing cultural relics, he pretended to be crazy and stupid, and then he made a move. And this time only directly shot. The "oh haha" of the short and fat man's big pie face in front of him is exactly what he did!

In case this guy is behind me like this, if I come to a "oh haha" more than that, then I'll be finished: Water Shengxue, Mr. Shui, although you are young, you can be a teacher, you are wise! It seems that this Xiao Xingchen is really not something that a person of my level can fight!

Zhang Chi thought about it, and when he heard the short and fat man's face keep saying "oh haha", he felt that he wanted to laugh a little, and he even wondered: Did this surnamed Xiao find out about himself a long time ago?

"Oooh oh...... Hahahaha...... I say I say I say ...... You old man with no borders, if I say it, can you not let me itch it anymore? The pudgy man's mouth was pleaded with tears, snot, saliva, and bloodshot.

The female policeman and the male policeman glanced at each other, listening to his tone, this document may not be fake, but this short and fat man's face is definitely not a real plainclothes policeman, he wants to say, what does he want to say?

"If you are paralyzed, don't tell me about the conditions, if you say it, you will pull it down if you don't say it!" The fire on Xiao Xingchen's head exploded with a whirl.

Zhang Chi, who was sitting five or six meters away, felt the burning sensation of this fire! He hurriedly dusted off his peakbill hat, mask, and clothes.

"Oooh oh...... Hahahaha...... I can't talk when I laugh, old man...... Oh......"

"I can't say you're going to die!" Xiao Xingchen scolded angrily. He believes that anyone who harms others should be punished.

"Xiao Xingchen, you have taken the Good Fate Pill...... You'll be responsible if he dies laughing! Feng Yao hid behind him and reminded.

Oh haha~~~ Xiao Xingchen laughed in his heart. How easy is it for a person in his thirties to die of laughter? Although the death of those who die of laughter is related to laughter, the real cause of his death is not laughter, but brain and heart diseases!

"Oh hahahaha...... Village...... Inside is ecstasy-pill ......"

"How do you know it's ecstasy?" Xiao Xingchen shouted.

The male police officer handcuffed him! Later, the police covered their noses and walked away with the short and fat man's big cake face!

On the ground, the pants of the short and fat man's big cake face became his toilet, and the excrement of this "toilet" flowed to the ground through the cloth eyes and trouser tubes.

"Sir, are you going with us?" The male policeman asked Xiao Xingchen in a deliberative tone. This time he had to be taken away, drug trafficking, a very strict thing, but the male policeman changed his tone to a gentle tone.

Xiao Xingchen walked with them easily, because the moisture on the ground was urine, and the yellow was, and the taste was really not good!

"Oh hahahaha...... Master, save me, I, I'll die laughing......" The short and fat man's face was carried away by two policemen, and his head went up and down, like swimming in a river.

Am I that kind? Die! Don't say shout master, I won't pull out the needle if you call me ancestor! I don't use itching and pain-causing medicine, you should call me great! Xiao Xingchen thought very unhappily!

Don't don't, don't! The short and fat man shouted such a sentence in front of Zhang Chi, and Zhang Chi shouted nervously. He was very worried that he would be exposed like this! After the sound of "oh haha" was far away, his heart rate slowly returned to normal.

When he was about to arrive at the police room, the male policeman whispered to Xiao Xingchen: "Don't let him laugh anymore, the sound of laughter is very nasty!" ”

Xiao Xingchen felt a warm heart, there are good people like him everywhere, for the sake of the good people's face, Xiao Xingchen walked a few steps, and his hand shook towards the body of the short and fat man's big cake face, and the three silver needles returned to his hand.