Chapter 604
Li Er ran and ran behind them. In the end, he is huge and knows some martial arts, his body is stronger, he can't run fast, and he doesn't breathe. The leather donkey has a thin body, thin legs and long legs, and it is not difficult to run. There are only Niu Er and Li Er left, Niu Er is the party, afraid of the word, anxious, for fear of being caught and beaten, so he doesn't feel tired at all when he runs. Li Er is open-minded, selfless, and has no motivation to run, so he falls behind.
Li Er shouted at the three people in front of him, "Stay and rest!" People have long since stopped fighting! ”
The leather donkey looked back, and Li Er followed behind them alone on the road, and then looked at it from a distance, not to mention people, there was not even a ghost, it was purely to scare himself. Knowing that there was no danger, the donkey's legs suddenly softened, and he sat on the ground, not moving, not only did not walk. is still putting the ancestors of the Niu Er family. scolded one by one.
Huge pointed at Niu Er's nose and shouted, "Grandson Niu, it's so hard to pit your grandfather." I don't understand, you obviously owe other people's wages, and you still ask us to ask you for money, isn't this self-defeating? Fortunately, Li Er followed, and the face was big, so people didn't care much about us. Also, you owe 80,000 yuan to the mutton soup that people bought, and you are not afraid, and you still eat the mutton soup with relish? Are you really daring? Still don't know whether to live or die? Can't tell the difference? Now that you think about what you did, is it really enough to hang in the air? I thought Green Rose really owed you money. If I had known that you owed 80,000 yuan to others, you would have killed me and lent me a hundred guts, and Lao Tzu would not have dared to follow you to take risks! You're not asking us to ask for money, you're coaxing us to die with you. If you kid wants to die, you can die, and you have to pull me to pad your back! Do you say you owe a beating? ”
Li Er said unhurriedly: "Niu Er, it's the first time I, Li Er, have done such a ridiculous thing in all these years. Now that I think about it, I'm afraid. In case the Green Rose family calls for the truth, they will force you to take the money. I think you kid, you can't die in this scene, and you have to get rid of his mother's three layers of skin! The Green Rose family is loyal and honest, to put it mildly, if you change me, you still want to leave the village? Delusion! If you don't beat you, you can't take care of yourself, and it's weird to beat you a ghost and cry wolf. Call Daddy! If you don't call your father, you won't let you go, do you call it? ”
The leather donkey replied for Niu Er: "It's good to call Dad, I can let you go." I'm afraid that I'll call my father, and I won't let my grandfather go. There is also this possibility. The key is the issue of money, without money, everything is not to be discussed. Niu Er, when do you plan to take the money back and forth to your car in a few days? ”
Li Er hurriedly said: "Let me first declare, Niu Er, my second uncle, I won't come back to ask for a car for you." Don't even think about it, I'm from the public family, and I'm so busy with things in the village that I really can't spare time. It's embarrassing to be with you. ”
Niu Er pleaded: "It's huge, you know some martial arts, you are not afraid of fighting, and your body is hard." Or will you help me get a car? ”
He snorted and said, "It's hard to escape, so that I will be frightened a second time?" Lao Tzu doesn't do it. I'm good at some kung fu, and that's for self-defense. It's not the capital to follow you to take risks, it's not your thug bodyguard, Lao Tzu's kung fu, you can't hit people, in case you miss your hand and hurt someone, at least I pay for someone to see a doctor, in addition, if you kill someone, Lao Tzu will have to ask the government to shoot you! My life, you are a hundred pork legs, can you change it? Now it is a society governed by the rule of law, and whoever breaks the law will be imprisoned, and you will promise to suffer for me, and the government will not agree either. Therefore, Lao Tzu 10,000 will not agree to your request. You're going to die before that wolf ambition happens. ”
Li Er's huge leather donkey and the three of them took turns to scold Niu Er, looking up to see that the sun was already in the west, the leather donkey asked everyone: "Are you hungry?" After running for a long time, I really can't run, it's better to find a small restaurant, eat first, and then stay, anyway, I can't go home today anyway. I miss my lame wife so much, if she was there, I would have used my own run wow, and I would have hired a donkey a long time ago. Wufeng, Wufeng, your husband misses you. ”
Pointing not far away, a small restaurant said: "There is a hotel in front, no matter what it is, no matter what it is, let's talk about it first." ”
Entering the restaurant, Li Er said: "Huge, you are an expert in the restaurant, go over to see what meals are there, order a few vegetarian dishes at will, pull down when you are full, and don't pay so much attention to it outside." ”
Huge self-righteous, he went to the bar and asked for four vegetarian dishes, a braised pork, and a bottle of ordinary liquor. The four of them ate and drank without much effort, and the battle was resolved.
Li Er pulled Niu Er and said, "You accompany me to the toilet outside to pee." ”
The leather donkey knew the inside and outside, and hurriedly followed Li Erniu and the two out of the hotel, went to the toilet not far away, and the three of them urinated together. Just be left with a huge self, sitting in a chair and picking your teeth.
The proprietress of the hotel said hugely: "Come and settle the bill." ”
"I don't have any money. Tell the three of them to tie the knot. I was the bodyguard who accompanied them to ask for the account. "So says the huge.
"You ordered the meal, didn't you?"
"yes, I want the right meal."
"That's your checkout."
Huge beckoned to Li Er, meaning to ask them to take the money, but Li Er sent Niu Er back, and he and the donkey were still standing not far away, with no intention of coming back.
Niu Er came to Dada and reported: "My and Li Er's money was confiscated by the Green Rose gang, and there was not a penny on my body, you settled today's account, count it mine, can't you go back and pay it back?" ”
Niu Er said to the hotel owner: "Our Pang Ye, I'm afraid that others will know his identity, I'm afraid that there will be a mistake, his money is hidden in his shoes, you just ask him for money, by the way, our Pang Boss likes to pay for it, he has a problem of not being beaten and not paying for it, you must not spare him." ”
"How do you know I'm hiding money in my shoes?" Huge asked Niu Er.
"It was Li Er who told me. I'm afraid of the old folks. Niu Er spoke, and there was some schadenfreude in it.
After eating, you can't lie down in the road trench and sleep. Li Er asked Pang: "Your money should be spent, but what about sleeping?" Use your mind to see how you get through sleep. ”
grabbed his winter melon head, and suddenly remembered that he ran out with the leather donkey, and the leather donkey must have money on it! He said unceremoniously: "Blind donkey, don't pretend, let's take out the money to save the emergency." We can't sleep on the road, can we? ”
The donkey looked at Li Er, Li Er spread his hands, and said: "The money between me and Niu Er was really confiscated, you spent the money for everyone, and after you go back, I will ask Niu Er to return you." ”
"What if Niu Er doesn't pay it back? He's a penniless pauper now. "The leather donkey is a little uneasy about Niu Er. Because Niu Er is really not a servant. Babbling, dizzy, and out of tune. It's no wonder that the donkey doesn't trust him. He's a typical bastard bastard.
Li Er added: "You can't trust Niu Er, can't you still believe Dada and me?" We're serious people. ”
Niu Er knows his current identity and situation. No matter if Li Er belittles and scolds, even if a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, there is no way for everyone to take him. It's all out together, you can't leave him alone, can you let him wander outside, that can't work, the reality in front of you is that he can be unkind, everyone can't be unjust to him.
I don't know Li Er's money. Green Rose has already been returned to Li Er, if he knew that Li Er's confiscated money was returned, he would not have taken a penny out of it! The donkey had no choice but to take out the money he had hidden in his trousers. Four people stayed in the cheapest hostel.
The next day, the sun rose in the east and the sun shone brightly. The four men came out of the hotel and onto the road. Coincidentally, in front of a car repair shop nearby, a truck came to the ceramic factory north of Dongjiaozi to pull tiles. Stop outside the garage to repair tires. After a few words of accosting a bunch of people, the donkey gave them a box of good cigarettes, and the driver promised to take them back to the east. However, people said that the car could only carry three people, because the number of people on the driving license was only four people in total. In addition to one driver, there are only three places left for stevedores. If you don't do more, the traffic police will be fined and deducted points, and the driver is unwilling to take this risk for a few outsiders who don't know.
Huge understood what the driver meant, climbed into the car first, sat firmly in the car, and refused to get down.
The leather donkey came to Xi Shi to follow suit, asked the big man to pull him, and sat on the second chair. Niu Er knew his ability, he didn't need to be instructed, he climbed faster than the weasel, "Boom" rushed up all of a sudden, let a few people beat and scold, just hold his head, and die without making a sound, later, everyone scolded in a hurry, he "grunted" and lay on the car, pretending to be dead. There was nothing they could do about him.
The leather donkey sighed: "Second Master Li, you have no head that you can't shave, and you don't have a flame mountain that you can't pass." Do it yourself, driver, drive! ”
The three of them left in the car, leaving Li Er alone, standing alone on the road, becoming an incompatible widow.
They bumped all the way, didn't eat for a day, and finally returned to the east crutch, got off the car, and the body was like a loose frame, even walking, it was crooked, twisting seven and eight hooks, and when they walked to the outside of the door of the seafood restaurant, through the glass, they inadvertently looked inside, they were stunned one by one, opened their mouths wide, and could not go back. No, they saw Li Er, sitting at the dinner table near the window in the seafood building, leisurely drinking tea!
Rubbing his Wang Ba mung bean eyes, he looked at it carefully several times, that's right, it was his brother-in-law Li Er who was sitting at the table drinking tea steadily! It's strange, he didn't care about going home for dinner, so he rushed into the seafood restaurant and asked in surprise: "Li Er, you are a king and a lamb, have you become a fairy?" Bunny legs can't be so fast, huh? Say, Are you a human or a ghost? ”
The leather donkey followed behind the huge one, and when he saw that it was really Li Er, he was stupid at that time, standing in front of Li Er in a daze, and his heart was very uncomfortable. At the beginning, I was worried and sorry for Li Er, afraid that he would suffer outside. Then he began to be angry: good boy, obviously there is a way to go home by himself, but he asked everyone to sit in the body of other people's trucks, experienced all the bumps, suffered from the wind and dust, not to mention, a day, has not eaten, until now, hungry and growling, what kind of logic is this!
Li Er said: "Do you think I'll be caught outside? Lao Tzu has money on him! It was given to me by Green Rose. I won't take it lightly unless I have to. If you don't care about me one by one, will Lao Tzu be able to sleep outside? At a difficult juncture, you ran away, ignoring brotherhood, and kept saying that you share weal and woe together, which is pure bullshit! really responds to the old saying: Father dies and mother marries, and everyone takes care of everyone. Wow, if any of the three of you are in trouble, don't come to me to solve it, and be disheartened. ”
Li Er instructed Xiaohong: "Bring me a Wang Ba soup, I want a big Wang Ba, at least two catties or more, stewed, brought to the small room, I want to be shocked for myself, catch the wind and wash the dust." ”
Li Er didn't look at the huge them, and asked Xiaohong to hold the teapot and the teacup, and went into the small room alone, and the door slammed, and the three of them were locked out.
"Li Erwang Eight Lambs, what are you angry about?" He was about to kick the door, but Xiao Hong came out, opened the door, flashed his foot, and startled him at the same time, withdrew his foot, stomped his foot, and ran to the kitchen.
The leather donkey felt that he had no face to go in to eat and drink, and went back to the chicken shop alone, Niu Er had nowhere to go, and after thinking about it, he was still cheeky, and walked towards the red apricot farm and handicraft factory, wanting to beg for a meal there.
Whether Hongxing recognizes him as a man or not, it is not necessarily.
Li Er had just picked up the wine glass in the small room, and Xiao Taohong flashed in, seeing that Li Er's nose was not a nose, and his face was wrong, he accompanied him with a smile and asked carefully: "Who provoked my own brother?" You're bold, aren't you? Say it, I'll clean him up. ”
Li Er didn't say a word, picked up the chopsticks, and knocked on the lid of Wang Ba in the basin.
"My brother?" Xiao Taohong said embarrassedly: "He's eating steamed buns in the kitchen, didn't he go with you to ask Niu Er for money?" What's the matter, he seems to be coming back late, you came back early? ”
Li Er waved his hand, told Xiao Taohong to go out, and asked her to ask her brother Dafang, outside, what happened after all?
Before his sister could ask him, he complained first: "Li Er's eight lambs, raised by a son of a bitch, are cheating, obviously he has money on him, but he doesn't take it out to spend it, so he goes home hungry, and he himself sits on his mother's plane cannon and comes back alone." Do you say that people are angry? ”
Let's explain Zhao Si's fate first. This guy's brother-in-law, Xinjin was transferred to the Personnel Bureau as a leader, just four days before his brother-in-law took office, Zhao Si and his wife divorced, and wanted to marry Red Rose and live a comfortable life. I didn't expect his brother-in-law to climb up, it became the climate, he didn't know how to get it, the town cadres adjusted, he was inexplicable, he was adjusted, it turned out that his section chief was false, just reported it, and it has not been officially approved, he thought of the beauty, the section chief a batch, the red rose married, the son hugged in his arms, red double happiness. Who knew that the wind and clouds suddenly changed, and the dog bit the urine bubble in vain. The section chief is yellow, not to mention becoming a section member, but also transferred to the health department, running in the field every day, exposed to the wind and sun, the red rose saw that he was hopeless for promotion, his face turned over, and he didn't recognize people, Zhao Sicheng became Zhu Bajie Looking in the mirror, he was not a person inside and out. This kid, this virtue, deserves to end up like this, he deserves it! (To be continued......)