Face to face, face to face, looking at each other, eye to gaze, this is the current state of the two of them.

In front of him is a pirate barrel of "Pirate Insertion" and a one-eyed pirate that can be placed in the barrel, and several small plastic swords are scattered next to it.

"I can't agree anyway, Mr. President, is this game really fair? It's not a saying that 'there is no absolute fairness in the world, only absolute interests', well, not the original words but my own adaptation. Actually, the original sentence was 'There are no absolute friends in the world, only absolute interests', but don't get me wrong, this sentence definitely doesn't mean that you don't have friends who don't care about each other, after all, the president and teacher like me very much, right? ”

"Don't call me the president, and I don't like you either, but what you said is pretty good. Interests are absolute, even if two good friends are together, they are together for their own interests, but this interest does not refer to material interests, but spiritual and psychological reassuring interests, which is probably what it means. ”

"Sure enough, it's the president teacher.,I can sort out people's thoughts without hesitation.,I really hope that the president teacher can go to the school to see if there are any beautiful girls who really like me.。

"I refuse, and I'm not a person with that ability, love and liking themselves are not understood by words, but by body. Don't argue, I know you'll ask why you can't have such an idea and deny love even though you don't have a girlfriend? Quarrel to death, I also have girlfriends, such as the senior sister of "Christmas Kiss SS", the princess of "Princess Lover", this matter makes me deeply understand that love will complicate or simplify many things. ”

"Is that so? What does it mean to keep things simple? That is, no holding hands and kissing. Does it mean to go straight to third base? Can you be affectionate and loving directly in bed? On the other hand, the complication is to strengthen the process of holding hands and asking questions, which is worthy of being a president and teacher, and it is simply a friend expert! Mentor of Love! A star of hope for bachelors! In the case that this young girl can conquer the world, she can still say some unreliable words without changing her face. ”

"Bastard, you mean to scold me under the guise of compliment, and the young girl you mentioned conquering the world, is it referring to "Conquer the World Strategy Star"? That's.,It's actually pretty good.,Especially the two-dimensional girl with the knife.。 ”

"Mr. President. Is there really no problem with pinching him so obviously? Edition. Right. It's a hassle to pay for it.,Could it be that the president of the club was given an unspoken rule by the publisher?! Poof! ”

"I gave you a fist, so give me some quiet."

"It's really nice.,It's like being beaten up on the beach today so painful.,By the way, the president of the teacher.,Said the version just now. Right. Fei, like an alien invasion of the earth, the end of the era of samurai, and the beginning of the era of Rangyi, the emergence of a samurai named Hakuyasha. A used pinched version of a manga containing this theme. Is right okay? ”

"Who knows, all in all, the policy has come out, remember probably, probably, maybe, it should be able to be resolved, after all, for a novel and a comic. Pinching him is a funny soul. ”

"Funny balls, president?"

"It's a soul! Compared to this, you just wanted to ask if "Pirate Insertion" is fair, right, "Insertion Pirate" is also called "Pirate Barrel", and every game is over. The second start of the trap will produce random changes, and then slowly insert more than a dozen knives until the pirate is ejected, which is fair and correct. But there's nothing wrong with saying it's unfair. ”

"The president's speech is really ambiguous.,This way of saying it won't be popular with girls.。 After all, women like more definite things, with a few exceptions, so I think it makes more sense to deal with things in the same way that they deal with the masses, don't you? ”

"In other words, to deal with all kinds of things with universal laws is a bit like mathematics."

"That's it, president, even if it's a weird question, a very strange question, as long as you have a certain solution method, you can easily solve it. I often use this method to solve the final result of the problem, and it is more reasonable and convenient to apply the formula more simply than to think about it. ”

"Yes, yes, I see, there needs to be a reasonable problem, right? Use reasonable means to achieve fairness or unfairness. ”

"Why? Could it be that "Pirate Insertion", no, is there any way to win "Pirate Barrel"? ”

"Of course, there are a total of fifteen openings in Pirate Barrel, and although the card slots change randomly each time you start a new game, they actually change in a cycle up and down the fifteen openings. In short, if you want to win an absolute victory, you only need to play about fifteen times before the game starts, and remember the position of each time, but this is not something that ordinary people can do, and the moment it just pops up will bring a lot of stimulation to memory. ”

"That's right, but if you use the way you mark it, you can remember it, president. It's really similar to what you said, and I don't think that a small wine barrel will store such a function as zài electronic randomness. ”

"In the final analysis, true randomness is just an illusion, and what is obtained by electronically random is also calculated."

"I see, now I want the president to understand one thing compared to 'Pirate Barrel'."

"About us going to the beach to talk to us without studying?"

"Yes, Sayu-sensei is actually very good at picking up conversations."

"How could it be ......?"

"That literary girl is oh.,Although I always like to talk to girls.,But it's not because I have the talent and technology.,The president can do these things.,Of course,,It's not to tell the president to talk to the president or anything.。

"You're not in the right place to say that."

"I think too, but the president - what others are good at, maybe he is good at it, if it's the president, that kind of exam must be easy to pass, after all, the president has something that makes people jealous."

"What's that? I don't think so. ”

"Of course, successful people will always emphasize their struggles, which is not ironic, that is to say, ......"

Haicheng held out his hand to Sayou

"Come on, President."

"You're really not fit for that."

Holding the other party's hand, Sayu gave birth to a lazy waist after letting go.

So, start learning! (To be continued!)

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