Chapter 711
When Li Er got up in the morning, he felt a stomachache and some nausea, so he went to Liu Xueyin's clinic to see a doctor. Liu Xueyin saw that Li Er's face was sallow, and he smelled a lot of wine on his body, so he asked, "How much wine did you drink last night?" Didn't I say I wouldn't tell you to drink? Your current physical condition, if you continue to drink like this, it will be bad. Repeated instructions, you just don't obey. Boy, there will be a day when you cry. Don't say I didn't warn you! Lie down and I'll check it for you. ”
Li Er honestly lay on his back on the hospital bed.
Liu Xueyin copied the stethoscope hanging around his neck in his hand, and moved slowly on Li Er's chest, carefully listening to the various sounds in his stomach.
Liu Xueyin worked hard here, Li Er saw that her plump chest was very close to her own hand, so she had a bad idea, reached out to touch Liu Xueyin's chest, asked Liu Xueyin to "snap" and slapped her hand, and shouted: "Be honest, when I wait to prick you with a needle, I have to prick you, four fingers deeper than others, and I have to pierce your butt thoroughly!" Cure your dishonesty! ”
Li Er smiled "hehe", accosted and said, "Wow, that shows that we are a family." When I'm free, I'll give you a stitch too! ”
"It's not serious! See how I clean you up with no conscience. Liu Xueyin said with a smile.
After the inspection, Li Er got dressed, buttoned up, talked and laughed with Liu Xueyin, came out of the clinic, and happened to meet Wang Ermazi walking inside.
Wang Er Mazi saw that the buttons on Li Er's body had not yet been knotted, so he wanted to be crooked, and asked with a half-yin smile: "You two just finished their work?" Am I a coincidence? First of all, I haven't seen anything about the two of you. Also, I'm not going to go out and talk nonsense. ”
Liu Xueyin looked at Wang Er Mazi with disdain. Said generously: "What if you just saw it?" I'm a doctor, and it's normal to check patients. Don't talk about you, it's just a huge standing next to me, how should I check or how to check, not because my man is around. I'm embarrassed to examine the patient's body. It's really the heart of a villain, the belly of a gentleman. Besides, Li Er and I are also in the same pot, don't say that there is no such thing, even if there is such a thing, are you afraid that you will see it? ”
In order to anger Wang Er's pockmarks, Liu Xueyin hugged Li Er, "snorted", and kissed him on the face. Then looked at Wang Er Mazi. looked at him a few times with a provocative eye, and it wasn't until Wang Er Mazi lowered his head that Liu Xueyin spared him.
Li Er asked, "Is there anything wrong with me?" Do you still miss your daughter-in-law's good deeds? I can't help you with that. ”
Wang Er Mazi hurriedly said: "Second Master Li, it's not what you think!" I'm here to ask you to help me with my staff. Help me set the tone and see if what I think will work. ”
"Which woman do you like again? I must remind you in advance, Second Sister-in-law Liu, you can't even think about it, she is Sun Buer's daughter-in-law, no matter in terms of age. Or in terms of economic strength, you are not Sun Buer's opponent. Even if you break the umbilical cord, you can't compete with others. I advise you to dispel this idea early. ”
Wang Er Mazi listened to Li Er's words, not only was he not angry, but laughed: "Second Master Li, you are really like a god." Guess is pretty much what I thought. At first, I thought about Liu's second sister-in-law, but now I have dispelled this idea. I'm now pursuing Liu's second sister-in-law and her mother-in-law instead! ”
"Huh?" Li Er smiled in surprise: "I said Wang Er Mazi." You're fast enough, and you're pretty self-aware. Your old boy is a temple demon, and when you see any dish, you want to dig it into your basket! I thought it was a little interesting this time. That old lady Liu is about the same age as you. Good appearance, good temper, willing to bear hardships and stand hard work. Life is a good hand. As long as you kid treats people well, I guess this can be done. ”
"Please, tell me yes."
Li Er said: "The melons are ripe. You go back and do it yourself. He leaned on Wang Ermazi's ear and said a few words like this. laughed out loud when Wang Er Mazi said. "I'll beat you a side drum in the back." Li Er added.
"That's good wow. When it's done, I'll treat you to a good meal. Wang Er Mazi said. Listening to the tone, this time he was honest.
Li Er sent Wang Er Mazi away. I was just about to go to the seafood restaurant for tea. I saw a breathless grinning person entering the clinic, and shouted at Li Er: "Li Er, look, the donkey is crazy, I'm not crazy!" ”
Through the window of the clinic, Li Er saw the donkey outside the door of his leather chicken shop from a distance, jumping up and down, clapping his knees with both hands, shouting and grabbing the ground, howling and cursing.
"How did you mad the donkey?" Li Erwen couldn't breathe.
Breathlessly, he said, "I saw that the chicken cooked by the donkey was almost cooked, so I added a handful of sesame salt to the pot. (Sesame salt is a condiment for rice in the countryside in the past, the sesame seeds are fried, pressed with a rolling pin, the salt is fried, pressed with a rolling pin, mixed in proportion, put in a plate, and eat with a nest head.) Author's note)
Liu Xueyin said: "I can't breathe, you will really die, grab the soil in the pot where the donkey cooks the chicken, see that he understands, it's strange if you don't pick your skin!" Not running yet? ”
"Where am I going?"
"Run to Lao Yu's office. After you go in, hide, the donkey can't find you, and after a while, his anger will disappear, and you will be safe. Liu Xueyin couldn't breathe and came up with an idea.
Breathless just after leaving the clinic, the leather donkey came violently, and when he entered the door, he searched under the table of the clinic and under the hospital bed, Liu Xueyin knew that the leather donkey was looking for breathlessness, but she still asked knowingly, accosting the leather donkey: "What are you looking for?" I'm a clinic, not a place to hide dirt. I wanted to find Li Er for tea, didn't he sit on a chair. My family is huge in the seafood building, and my Liu Xueyin is not like your Wufeng, marrying a chicken today and marrying a dog tomorrow. ”
The leather donkey couldn't find it and couldn't breathe, so he had to return to Li Er's side. gritted his teeth and scolded: "Crazy woman, tell Lao Tzu to catch you, and it's you who peels and cramps!" ”
The donkey sat down and rested for a while, and suddenly remembered Liu Xueyin's words just now, so he stared at Liu Xueyin with his eyes and asked, "What did you say just now?" What does it mean that my five phoenixes marry a chicken today and a dog tomorrow? Compare my donkey to a chicken dog? , Lao Tzu is human. Not a brute! ”
The leather donkey slapped the table in the clinic vigorously, making Li Er tremble.
Li Er asked dissatisfiedly: "Donkey, I couldn't breathe just now and said that you were crazy, I still didn't believe it, but now I believe it, you are an out-and-out madman." Hurry. Go back to the chicken shop and get me a pot of good tea to drink, otherwise, you kid won't be able to be brisk today. ”
The donkey looked at Li Er's face and didn't dare to make a mistake. Some reluctantly said: "The tea is delicious, what should I do with my chickens?" ”
"Leave it to the huge, he has a way. Let's go, go to the seafood restaurant, call the huge, and go to your chicken shop. Let's drink tea and ask the giant to pick up those roast chickens. If you have a treat at noon, you are equivalent to taking money to hire a huge amount of work. ”
The leather donkey frowned and muttered, "It's always me who dares to suffer?" ”
Li Er asked impatiently, "Say, does your daughter-in-law really don't want it anymore?" Give a good word. ”
As soon as the daughter-in-law was mentioned, the spiritual head of the leather donkey immediately came. He led the way with his head upside down, accompanied by a smiling face, and said cheerfully: "Second Master Li, you are the savior of our East abductors." Don't say anything else. How many women you've saved. Help them wholeheartedly and reach a 、、、、、 with them"
Li Er stopped. Puzzled, he asked, "Donkey, why do I hear that you have something to say?" Are you afraid that I will take advantage of the opportunity to attack your wife? ”
"Second Master Li, your old man thinks too much. A little pink is enough for your old man to be busy, a lame girl like Wufeng, you can't look down on it at all. Not to mention spending money. Even if I give it to you for free, you don't want it. ”
Li Er nodded thoughtfully and said softly, "Yes." Lao Tzu can't do anything just because of Xiao Taohong, and he spends on me every day, which is annoying. Sooner or later, one day. Lao Tzu wants to break free from the shackles, escape from the cage, and live a few days of free and easy life. ”
The leather donkey asked cautiously, "Second Master Li, do you want to go to Tianshan Mountain to find that fox spirit Jieyu of yours?" She is the first beauty in the world, thinking about her fairy-like appearance, it makes people drool. ”
"Maybe?" Li Eryao looked at the white clouds in the sky and muttered: "Jieyu and I haven't seen each other for several years, and I often dream that she smiles mischievously at me at night. People are not as good as heaven. The fate is not good, I can't complain about heaven and earth, and I blame myself. That year, Jieyu wanted to leave me in Tianshan, but I missed my hometown, so I didn't agree. As a result, I regret it now, I want to take regret medicine, and I have nowhere to buy it. ”
"Second Master Li, find me a place to work, I really don't want to do the chicken shop business."
Li Er looked at the donkey carefully, looked at his procrastinating appearance, and said, "I haven't heard of a place to ask for a father recently." Go back and make do with it first, and when there is a place for my adoptive father, I will be the first to tell you first, or sign up for you directly. Is this okay? ”
Put down Li Er and go to the Pijia Chicken Shop to drink tea, but talk about Liu Xueyin's whereabouts. She sent Li Erpi and the donkey out of the clinic, and the two walked out not far from the front foot. She called Xiao Taohong on the back foot: "Sister-in-law, come to the clinic, I have something to say." ”
Xiao Taohong answered Liu Xueyin's phone call and felt strange in her heart. In the past, they were all talking nonsense on the phone, and when the two of them talked, it would take half an hour at most. What's going on today? Could it be that there is something that can't be said behind the scenes? She pondered what might happen in her heart, thought about it, and didn't wow, so she simply put down the calculator in her hand, went straight to the clinic, and when she saw Liu Xueyin, she asked eagerly: "What's the big deal at home?" You can't say it on the phone, you have to ask me to come and tell me in person. Say, what's the matter? Is it my brother who has caused some trouble? ”
"Look at what you said, as if your brother didn't get into trouble, you felt uncomfortable. Let me tell you the truth. Your good days are over. Li Er, he is sick, hurry up and treat him, I'm afraid it's too late. ”
Xiao Taohong listened to Liu Xueyin's words, was shocked, and hurriedly asked, "What disease?" ”
"Eat sick! Hurry up with him to a big hospital for a diagnosis. Strive to give him a few more years to live. Liu Xueyin said a little sadly, and glanced at Xiao Taohong's somewhat pale face. Shaking his head, he didn't continue.
It was a bolt from the blue! Little Pink is tantamount to a slap in the head. She suddenly felt the world spin, her body shook a few times, and she almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Liu Xueyin was quick-eyed, reached out to help her, and carried her to the chair and sat down. After a long time, Xiao Taohong looked up at Liu Xueyin weakly, and the tears in her eyes, drop by drop, fell "popping".
"Sister-in-law, you're joking with me, aren't you? He's fine, how can he have that kind of disease? Little Pink asked in a trembling voice that was almost desperate.
"Believe it or not, I've done my best, I remind you, you have to persuade him around the bush, don't go straight, that will be too big a blow to his spirit, I'm afraid he won't be able to stand it. Alas, to be honest, I really don't want him to have this kind of disease, and I hope that I misjudged and made a false alarm. It's a pity that people are not as good as heaven. Liu Xueyin raised his head to the sky and let out a long sigh. Her mood is very complicated now, not only feeling sorry for her sister-in-law Xiao Taohong, but in the deepest part of her heart, there is also a trace of inexplicable excitement, and she doesn't know why. Probably jealousy. It's like some people, when they see someone else driving a good car, they hope that they will touch the tree sooner. That's the psychological situation.
In the evening, the guests left the seafood restaurant one after another. Li Er and Gou Youdao had a few drinks with the master and apprentice, and were about to go home to sleep, when they were stopped by Xiao Taohong. He looked up at Little Peach, who was standing upstairs waving to him, hesitated, and slowly climbed upstairs. Before he could climb upstairs, he stumbled and fell into the arms of Little Pink.
Little Peach said angrily: "Be careful, I can't afford to pay for my broken head." She helped Li Er into her bedroom, pressed him down on the bed, took off his shoes, and covered him with a towel quilt. Gently wiped his eyelids with his hand, asked Li Er to close his eyes, and instructed, "Close your eyes and rest for a while." Look at the one that tires you. ”
Li Er silently closed his eyes and recuperated, and suddenly a drop of water dripped on his face, good upstairs bedroom, it can't rain, he hurriedly opened his eyes and saw that it was a little peach A tear rolled down on his face. In addition, in Xiao Taohong's eyes, there were other teardrops rolling down one after another, "popping and popping", all of which fell on Li Er's face.
"Are you distressed?" Li Er asked softly.
Listening to Li Er's words, Xiao Taohong couldn't help crying "wow", for fear of alarming others, Xiao Taohong covered her mouth with both hands, trying her best to control not to let herself cry, she trembled her shoulders, whimpered and cried, very sad, crying very desolate. She cried about Li Er's illness, and even more cried for her poor life!
"Sleep, I'll have to work tomorrow." Li Er hugged the tearful little peach tightly in his arms. (To be continued.) )