554: International celebrities are drunk and crazy, telling meat jokes

Genius remembers in a second [Aishang Novel Network biquge.info] to provide you with wonderful novels to read.

Ask for subscriptions, ask for monthly passes, ask for likes!

Li Donglai, who had nothing to do, quietly slipped home. Sister Yun'er was busy in the kitchen, Li Donglai sniffed his nose and slipped in, and said strangely: "Yun'er can also cook?" Lin Yun'er waved her fist unobtrusively, cocked her nose and said dissatisfiedly: "Hmph, don't look down on me, I have helped a lot." ”

Li Donglai looked incredulous, Yun'er immediately took out a plate of dishes that had been prepared and put it in front of Li Donglai, "Smell it......"

Who knew that Li Donglai hadn't approached yet, so he heard Lin Yunzhen with his back and didn't see the scene of Yun'er playing treasure, and said: "Yun'er has cooked rice, and she has been busy for a long time, what can you do to help." "Aunt Α!?br/>

"Poof..."Li Donglai almost burst out laughing, and Yun'er complained to her sister with a black line on her face, "Ernie, hum!" ”

Twenty minutes later, a series of jīng-chic dishes were brought to the table, including shredded venison with winter bamboo shoots, red stewed wild boar, sashimi, stir-fried mushrooms, and a few cold dishes. Yuna was grabbed by Tang's hands.

Everyone washed their hands and came to the table with a smile, Li Donglai and Dad Lin naturally sat on the top seats, and Yun'er sat next to them. Dad Lin smiled and asked, "Do you drink?" Yun'er preemptively said: "He has quit drinking for a while." ”

"How did you quit drinking?"

Li Donglai said: "It's okay, it's okay to drink some once in a while." Saying that he quits drinking is just to not drink at the social. You know, Europe and the United States are all pie duì animals, and if you don't open the pie duì for three or five days, you will be bored and panicked. That's why I came up with this idea. ”

"Hehe, it's hard for you, so drink less."

The cousin opened the wine. Fill the cup, Yun'a also wants to drink a cup, but my sister doesn't allow it. Li Donglai said with a smile: "Yun'er's alcohol is okay, you can have a drink." ”

So Yun'er also poured a glass, everyone touched a glass together, and after eating a few bites of food, Li Donglai filled the wine again. Dad Lin raised his glass again and again with joy. "The weather hasn't been good lately, so eat more duck or eel." The duck meat is good and can complement the jīng force. ”

"Yes. I'll eat it. Come, I'll give you another drink......"

The meal was eaten in harmony...... Of course, it is necessary to exclude the jokes that Yuna got drunk and played crazy halfway.

Father Lin's face darkened when he saw Yun'er's wine. Li Donglai pinched a handful of sweat. Pressed Yuna, who was blushing, on the chair. "She usually drinks a little. But I forgot that it was red wine and Sprite, maybe it was because the soju was too high today, so I got drunk. ”

"I'm not drunk." Yuna yelled and screamed, making the table laugh.

In this way, the dinner table is naturally just the right end. After taking a nap after dinner, Yun'er sobered up, and blushed for her drunkenness just now. It just so happened that at this time, Taeyeon called and said that he wanted Lee Dong to invite him to sing together.

Li Donglai didn't have much time to savor a leisurely life. He also took time out to return to South Korea this time. Last night, he was tightly controlled by his future father-in-law, and he had no chance. Now I naturally want to be alone with Yunbao for a while. Received the call, just in time.

After they disguised their sense of destination, a group of young girls in the room were already happy. They are all busy people, and it is rare that they have nothing to do, so they go to KTV together in a noisy and noisy manner.

Li Donglai unexpectedly saw Song Qian.

Song Qian, who is also Chinese, has always taken Li Donglai as an example, and was a little excited when she met, and hurriedly came over to say hello, "Brother, hello." Li Donglai said with a smile: "You have greatly shown your face to the Chinese, and many young people take you as an example." If you have any difficulties in the future, you can come to me. ”

In addition to Song Qian, there are also f(x)'s Shirley, and Jessica's sister Krystal Zheng Xiujing, which is really beautiful.

"Thank you, brother." Song Qian was moved. Children in the entertainment industry have been in and out of society for a long time, and they are not stupid, she can feel that Li Dong is sincere when he says this. Shirley and Xiujing also came over to say hello, and Li Donglai took the initiative to exchange phone numbers with them, which flattered the post-94 girls who met for the first time.

Li Donglai smiled: "Relax and play, I'm just here to pay the bill, sit for a while and leave." ”

"Ouch, the son-in-law is finally here, and we are almost waiting for the Wangfu Stone." Taeyeon, who has always liked to raise the bar with Lee Dong-rae, said unceremoniously. The girls all laughed, and their voices were like silver bells, which made Li Donglai really feel a little uneasy.

How can he be easy to deal with, and he doesn't pay attention to it. Just when it was Jessica's turn to sing, Yuna grabbed a microphone, and the two girls hugged each other and sang together. Li Donglai sat down to gag with the girls, and did his best to make the atmosphere as happy and lively as a chūn festival party. When he mixed in society, these girls didn't know how to study hard in that classroom. Naturally, there are countless tricks to play.

Li Donglai casually took off a few napkins from the coffee table and motioned to the girl next to him to watch him perform magic tricks. Skillfully fold the soft napkin into a small airplane. In the curious eyes of Yuri and Seo Hyun next to him, he blew lightly. The paper airplane flew up, and then suddenly ignited into a cloud of sparks in the air, causing the girls to scream again and again.

Li Donglai hasn't drunk for a long time, and he doesn't drink much. Today, I made an exception and had a few drinks with my father-in-law, and I didn't feel anything at the time, but now I'm a little brainy. found that the girls were really lawless, and they actually ordered beer at the singing KTV.

Holding a beer on the table, he filled it with the two girls next to him, and said with a smile in an active atmosphere: "Come girl, let's have a drink for the three of us, and I wish my brother my album a big hit." ”

Yuri hammered him on the shoulder and said disappreciably: "Why do you wish your album a big hit, we also want to sell well." "Hey, who told you that you've released several albums, brother, it's just my first time. Drink or not, and there will be no gifts after not drinking. ”

Pani poked his head out from behind and interjected, "You are wēixié, Yu Li and Xiaoxian will not be subject to the evil forces wēixié." As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Li drank it all in one gulp, and poured down the cup to signal that he had drunk it cleanly, "I'm done, son-in-law, next time I want a big bear, Teddy's." ”

Li Donglai raised his eyebrows, and the thief smiled: "Look at your appearance." ”

Pani patted Kwon Yuli's head angrily, and Xu Xian was a little embarrassed. Looking at my sister for help. Li Donglai gloated beside him, "Gift, gift." ”

Well, Seo Hyun doesn't really understand anything. She couldn't bear to spoil the atmosphere. He frowned and drank it in a big gulp, making the girls in the field scream again and again.

After a while, seeing that the scene was gradually becoming active, Li Donglai began to make trouble. He knocked the cup with a spoon and began to talk about meat jokes. It's not surprising that girls can tell jokes about him, and he used to have a belly of jokes when he was still developing in Korea.

And he told jokes. was also appropriated by Sunny in a variety show, and won a full house. This will listen to his jokes, and the girls naturally want to hear it. One or two leaned over their ears, even Song Qian was no exception.

"It is said that it is a real life, a married man has a disease of inactivity, and the intercourse between husband and wife is extremely distressed. The two searched for medical treatment. The effect is not ideal, my husband once went to the city on a business trip, and happened to meet a Taoist master in the temple, the Taoist priest taught him a set of mantras, and the results were very good. Soaring high...... His wife was a little curious while she was happy. Once quietly followed him, but saw her husband standing naked in front of the mirror, and kept muttering to himself: 'She is not my wife, she is not my wife......"

Hearing this, the girls' faces were already weird. Sunny and Pani, who were quick to react and well-informed, had already secretly covered their mouths and laughed. It took Taeyeon a long time to react, and said with a red face: "Ah, Li Donglai, you are telling Huang Sè jokes again." ”

Song Qian looked weird, I really couldn't imagine that Li Donglai, who has become popular all over the world, actually likes to tell small jokes. And it doesn't seem like it's the first time the girls have heard it?!

Li Donglai said disdainfully: "Cut, do you know what it means?" ”

Taeyeon was stimulated and said with a big grin: "Who doesn't know......" "Xiujing don't listen." Jessica yelled. …… Isn't it just the thinking of you bad men, and wives are all good for others. ”

Li Donglai gave a thumbs up, "Amazing!" ”

Xiujing, Shirley and the others reacted at this time, they all blushed, Jessica, as an elder sister, naturally defended her underage sister, glared at Li Donglai viciously, blessed Xiujing and these people who didn't know the situation and said: "Don't get too close to him, Li Donglai is a bad man." ”

Li Donglai was shameless, and laughed: "Men are not bad and women are not loved, otherwise how could you fall in love with me." The girls were ashamed, "Who fell in love with you?" ”

Yuna covered her forehead in pain, "He must be drunk, and Dad poured him a lot of wine at noon." ”

"Ahh Isn't OPPA quitting alcohol? Pani exclaimed. Yes, but I broke my vows again at noon today. Hmph, and said that I was drunk and drunk, but he turned out to be even worse! Yun'er folded her hands helplessly.

Li Donglai laughed and said, "Since the previous story has been recognized, then I'll tell another one." ”

Although it is a small joke, the girls are basically adults except for shyness, and there is nothing unacceptable. Besides, there are no outsiders here. Although Shirley and the others were stunned at first, they also came to their senses later, and while they were a little shy, they felt that Li Donglai was more real. He also smiled and grinned, and echoed and participated.

Li Donglai sold a pass, swept his eyes around the table, straightened his chest, and then said slowly: "One day at noon, the thief entered a private house, and after stealing something, the hostess who was taking a nap was handsome, so he had bad intentions and quietly touched the side of the bed, intending to force Jiān......"

"Yikes! Li Donglai is another small joke of Huang Sè. Taeyeon blushed in protest.

Li Donglai continued: "...... The thief moved very much, woke up the hostess, was sworn by the hostess to resist, the two were in a stalemate, it happened that the husband came back from the ground, saw that his wife was pressed by the thief, in a rage, picked up the shovel and slapped the thief's back, and heard the wife cry and scolded: 'Damn, it's really not the right time for you to come back, you resisted for a long time, but you were slapped into it with a shovel. ’”

As soon as he finished speaking, he was the first to burst into laughter. Halfway through Pani's food, it squirted out. The girls were red-faced, and they didn't laugh, and they didn't laugh.

Jessica saw his lazy and helpless appearance, and shrugged her shoulders desperately, snickering.

Yuna came out to play the round, "Let's sing by ourselves, leave him alone." He must have been drunk, let him go crazy for a while. ”

Everyone was relieved, so they didn't blame the drunk Li Dong for coming.