Chapter 557: It's hard to tell the truth from the fake
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The category was stunned, and looked forward, a Cui Ming was anxiously waiting for him to go with him, and when he looked back, another Cui Ming had just come out of the living room, and his face was full of shock, and he couldn't even speak......
He was stunned, but Dou E was not stunned, immediately grabbed his arm and flew back, shouting: "Be careful, sir, one of them is fake!" ”
Category: Look left, right, up, down, each Cui life is not simple......
His heart sank, isn't this nonsense, why did he suddenly come out with two lives?
The Cui Ming outside took the initiative and shouted: "Who are you demons, who dare to change into the face of your Cui Ye to deceive people?" ”
Cui Ming inside pointed at him and trembled angrily, and also scolded: "You, you are a goddamn talent, a demon, a monster!" ”
Cui Mingchong outside shouted: "Xiao Fan, come out, he is a monster, he is trying to harm you, quickly destroy him with me." ”
Cui Ming inside also shouted at the category: "Xiao Fan, come in, don't listen to him, I just came up from below, I went to ask you about it, how can such a two hundred and five dare to pretend to be your uncle?!" ”
These two Cui Ming quarreled in a blink of an eye, the category stood in the middle, whether it was going out or not, not going in, everyone ran out to see the excitement, but seeing that these two Cui Ming were exactly the same, no one could tell the difference.
But there is no doubt that there must be one that is fake.
The two Cui Ming both shouted to let the category pass, the head of the category swayed left and right, and after a while, they were dizzy, and everyone gathered around, and they were all surprised and wondered, no one could tell which one was true and which was false.
As he spoke, seeing that the contradiction was becoming more and more intensified, the two of them ran to the front of the category at the same time, and Cui Ming outside grabbed him and shouted: "You come to give a commentary, which of us is true and who is false, don't forget." Just now I was going to take you to save Lu Bu and them, but it was too late. ”
Another Cui Ming said: "Okay, okay, you will recognize the category today, which of the two of us is real!" Don't forget that I went to help you ask Di just now, he is an impostor, you believe me, Lu Bu and they were most likely deceived by him. If you listen to him, it's too late to regret it! ”
That Cui Ming also said: "Yes, Lu Bu and they were most likely deceived by him, and now they are coming to lie to you again, thanks to my timely arrival, otherwise you would have burped!" ”
These two Cui Ming dragged the scope from side to side. all wanted to pull the category over, Dou E and the others hurriedly stepped forward next to them, and soon the scene was a mess, and after turning around a few times, the category looked at it again, and it was broken.
Which of these two Cui Ming came out first. Which one came out later?
Can't tell the difference......
And these two people seemed to want to pull the category to his side, and the category soon couldn't resist it, and shouted with grinned teeth: "Don't grab it...... Let me ask you a question, and whoever can answer it will be true! ”
This time, the two of them didn't drag, but they still grabbed the category and didn't let go, and said in unison: "You ask!" ”
The category got a moment of tranquility, look at this. Look at that again, my eyes rolled for a long time, and suddenly I had an idea, if you want to ask, ask something!
So he asked, "Which of you will sue me, what is the name of the fish-riding zombie in Plants vs. Zombies?" ”
The Cui Ming on the left immediately replied: "Dolphin zombie!" ”
The one on the right was a step slower, but he also added, "That's right, it's a dolphin zombie." ”
Category glanced at him. After thinking about it again, he asked, "How to deal with dolphin zombies?" ”
This time, it's the one on the left who answers: "Use a high nut wall, or put seaweed in the water!" ”
The one on the right was stunned for a moment, but still a step slower. "That's right, my answer is the same as his." ”
The one on the left sneered: "You obviously don't know, what is the same as mine, Xiao Fan, he is fake." ”
The category was silent, thought for a while, and then asked, "Who came first between you two just now?" ”
The one on the left replied again: "I came first, he came later, so he is a fake!" ”
The category thought for a moment this time, nodded and said to him, "Okay then, I already know, you're a fake." ”
Cui Ming on the left was stunned, and said hurriedly: "I'm obviously true, are you confused, don't believe him." ”
The one on the right was also angry, and sneered at each other: "I'll go to your grandmother's legs, you bastard, Cui Ye will kill you today!" ”
Seeing that the two were about to fight again, the category hurriedly separated them again, and said loudly: "Okay, I'll ask one last question now, whoever can answer it this time is true, okay?" ”
The two of them nodded in agreement, glaring at each other angrily, and seemed to be eager to rush up and bite each other to death to relieve their hatred.
The scope was fixed, and he was silent for a while, and suddenly said, "Who of you knows how Contra adjusts thirty lives?" ”
This time, it was still the one on the left who answered: "Haha, I know, as long as you press up and down, left and right, left and right, BaBa, and then press start, it's 3o lives, hahaha, am I right?" ”
The category also raised his head and laughed: "Hahahaha, that's right, you're right, but unfortunately, you're fake!" ”
This Cui Ming was stunned and defended: "I answered, why do you say that I am fake?!" ”
Category sneered: "Your game seems to be playing well, but you are a little too smart, just with my Brother Cui's head, it is impossible to respond so quickly, and besides, he has never played Contra at all, how can he adjust thirty lives, so, you are fake!" ”
This Cui Ming was dumbfounded, and another Cui Ming next to him shouted when he saw the situation: "Come on, catch this impostor, he is a fake Cui Ming, I am the real Cui Ming......"
Everyone shouted, and they all surrounded it, and they saw that Cui Ming, who answered the question, suddenly sneered a few times, and his figure flashed out more than ten meters away, and his body changed, and the scope was immediately stunned, this is actually the great monk in the Jile Temple who wants to steal the Buddha's treasure!
I saw him laugh a few times, the monk's robe rolled, the whole person swept into the air, and even flew up, and disappeared into the darkness after a few ups and downs.
Cui Ming shouted from behind: "Everyone, chase after you, catch that impostor......"
But no one listened to him, everyone looked at the category together, and when he spoke, the category shook his head, grabbed Cui Ming and said: "Brother Cui calm, don't shout, we can't catch up with him, besides, he must have set a trap, even if he chases over, it is just a trap for others." ”
Cui Ming stomped his feet angrily: "I'm damn it, dare to pretend to be me, if I hadn't come in time, you kid would have let the family cheat away, and you wouldn't chase it?" ”
Category spread his hands and said: "Brother Cui, it's easy to catch up now, but look at the few of us, who is good at fighting?" Can you do it, or can I do it? You don't want to count on Dou E's daughter's family, do you? ”
Cui Ming stopped talking, but he still looked hateful, and said: "What the hell is this great monk doing, what kind of monster is it, how can he have such a ability, and he can actually change his appearance?" ”
Category shook his head and said: "Then I don't know, I've always wanted to know about this, but unfortunately I haven't been able to catch him, by the way, he is making a fuss, I understand a little, you said Lu Bu and them, will it be for him to be cheated?" ”
"He must have done it!" Cui Ming slapped his face and suddenly realized, "I just remembered what you said, he really changed like him, even I was startled just now, since this is the case, it is likely that he turned into the appearance of the Divine Monarch, so he deceived a few of them!" ”
"But ......" category frowned, and said: "If that's the case, this person must be very familiar with the Diting Divine Monarch, and the Diting Divine Monarch is usually a simple person, and has been accompanying the Jizo King Bodhisattva Zuojin in the underworld, who is this person, and why is he very familiar with the Diting Shenjun?" ”
Cui Ming nodded again and again: "You're right, ordinary monsters, even if you want to change into the Truth Listening to the Divine Monarch, it is a bit difficult, just his four different heads, if you are not familiar with it, you can't change it......"
Before he finished speaking, he heard another voice next to him: "Xiao Cui, it's not good for you to be like this, you say bad things about people behind your back, no wonder you have been depressed recently, it's really retribution......"
The category hurriedly turned around and followed the sound, and saw another figure slowly appear in the living room, dressed in white, with three wisps of white on his head......
This is actually the truth that the Divine Monarch is here!
However, except for Cui Ming who was polite to him, no one else took it seriously, because now everyone knows that Di Ting is the greedy white dog Xiaomao, when he thinks of his thunderous appearance, he can't help but laugh in his memory, and when he sees his true appearance at this time, he just feels weird and inexplicable, where will he be in awe.
The scope is even more so, as soon as he saw that Shi Di heard it, he rushed over and grabbed him and shook it and said, "You guy still know how to come, you say, did you take Lu Bu and them away this morning?" ”
Di didn't care when he heard Shenjun smile, just shook his head and said, "You misunderstood, I just heard Xiao Cui talk about it, and then I knew that someone was pretending to be me and dealing with the affairs at hand, so I didn't come right away." ”
Cui Ming sighed and said, "Shenjun, if you come a little earlier, that guy won't be able to run away, and now it's in trouble." ”
Di Ting Shenjun shook his head and smiled: "That's not necessarily, you must know that the sky net is magnificent, negligent but not leaky!" ”
The category couldn't help but shout, and his heart was full of blood, but he didn't expect that Di heard the Divine Monarch smile at him, and then pouted his ass and fell to the ground......