448 Legion of the Terror Dough (Part II)
"Sister, what ignorant girl?" Chen Haoran, who was resting backstage, was suddenly blindfolded.
"Pretend, continue to pretend for me?" Su Mingyu added another strength to his hand, "The phalanx of five hundred people, dancing in the square, shouting that they want to give birth to you, wearing the same clothes as you, and there are broken words like your shell crawling on your chest, doesn't it feel beautiful!" You've only been in the entertainment industry for a few days, and you've started playing this set? โ
A layer of black lines instantly rose up on Chen Haoran's head, "My words aren't so ugly!" You also crawl the shell, you catch two shells, let them climb, if you can climb out of my elegant font, I will offer them as ancestors. โ
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A few students who were drinking water in the background sprayed all at once, and even several instructors couldn't help laughing.
Su Mingyu's face turned red, "Don't give me a hard mouth, what the hell is going on with you?" โ
"Oops! Sister Mingyu, my own sister! You really don't hear anything outside the window, if it weren't for people's help today, I'm still locked up in the police station? People want a few signatures, can I not sign them? Chen Haoran hurriedly grabbed Su Mingyu's little hand, then pulled it down, rubbed his ears with grinned teeth and said, "Really, who doesn't have a few brainless fans!" Are you so excited? โ
"Brain-dead powder? Your fans are really not your average brain-dead! How old are you, you don't even want your face, you are in public, shouting to give you a child, do you really want to build a harem, and get a seventy, eighty, ninety, or eighty brother or something? Su Mingyu didn't intend to let Chen Haoran go.
"No, not on the cliff." Chen Haoran's face was straight, and Yu Guang glanced at Bei Huaiyu worriedly, and after seeing that Bei Huaiyu didn't care too much, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to cause trouble, "Don't say it, the one present doesn't have a few brainless fans?" Don't you believe me, ask the little brother? Ask Mr. Wang Feng? Ask that sister? โ
Hearing this, Qi Qin and Wang Feng couldn't help but roll their eyes, and then pretended not to hear, they didn't dare to get involved in this matter, otherwise it would really set themselves on fire.
Compared to them, at this time, Na Ying couldn't help it, and directly pointed her finger at Chen Haoran and said, "Oops! Haonan, you are really not authentic in this matter, how can you drop, the disaster will lead to the east! I can tell you, I really don't have this kind of brainless fan, as a senior, we have to say a word, it's a phalanx! Oh my mother! Five or six hundred people, the emperor of the people, and only seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, you are directly moving towards the rhythm of three thousand palaces! โ
"Don't, don't, that sister, I'm wrong, it's okay, you can't hack me!" Chen Haoran hurriedly clenched his fists and begged for mercy.
"Know it's wrong? Then you've got to show some sincerity. Na Ying smiled and began to put up the shelf.
Chen Haoran smiled, poured a glass of water for Na Ying from the side of the water dispenser, and held it with both hands, "That sister, you have a lot of adults, don't be like me." โ
"Hmmm! Alright, spare you! Na Ying said with a smile.
The other students laughed so hard that their bowels twitched.
That's not all, Yang Kun, who had not spoken, suddenly sighed, "Now in this world, everyone bullies the soft and fears the hard, even if they come out as soldiers, my teacher has not poured water until now, cough-"
"Ahh Teacher, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Brother Nan asked me to pour water for you just now, I forgot. Li Qiqi ran over and poured water for Yang Kun.
Yang Kun took the water poured by Li Qiqi and said strangely: "Qiqi, I used to think that you were the most honest, but I didn't expect to have more contact with someone and learn to talk nonsense." โ
"No, not really!" Li Qiqi waved her hand again and again.
"Then tell me, when did Haonan let you pour water?" Yang Kun looked at Li Qiqi with a strange smile.
"That's, that's, that's just now." Li Qiqi said with her fingers twisted.
"Okay, you still say that others bully the weak and fear the hard, and I think you are too." At this time, Na Ying came over and pulled Li Qiqi to her side, "You have the ability, can you tell me about you, a student with infinite scenery?" It all slapped us dead on the beach. โ
"Ahem...... "Now Chen Haoran really doesn't know what to say except for a dry cough.
Thankfully, soon, the audience began to enter, and they began to get busy.
However, as soon as Chen Haoran breathed a sigh of relief, he heard a wave of numbing sounds that made people's scalps tingle, and they mixed in from the outside.
"The mask is the most handsome, the face is the cutest, the dough fan group, I want to have a baby for you!"
It's not just loud, it's majestic.
Yes, it's majestic!
Everyone can hear it, and among the people who shout this slogan, males account for the majority!
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For a while, the people backstage were all stunned, whether it was a student, a makeup artist, or a battle-hardened Yang Kun.
If the girls shouted that, it would be fine, but what about those big men? Could it be that Haonan has been killed by both men and women to this point?
Even so? Males don't have that function either!
After a long time, Bingbing suddenly muttered to herself, "How can we women live?" Women in the new era must be able to go to the hall, go down to the kitchen, kill Trojan horses, climb over walls, drive good cars, afford to buy new houses, fight mistresses, and beat hooligans. But now ......"
Immediately afterwards, Gege made a bitter face and suddenly said, "Yes! Now I have to rob men with men! Women are really miserable! โ
Although Gege has a bitter face, everyone can see the schadenfreude hidden behind.
Sure enough, Gege suddenly turned around, handed a lipstick to Chen Haoran with a piece of lipstick, and interviewed like a reporter: "Brother Nan, I am also your loyal fan, may I ask, what do you think of this situation?" โ
"......" Chen Haoran darkened his face and opened his mouth, but in the end he couldn't say anything.
What do you ask him to say?
Nima is mad to everyone!
At the same time, in the gymnasium, the major fan groups that were still competing with each other, the shouts of the face-to-face groups wave after wave, I don't know when it started, they turned back one after another, and then happily joined in this slogan.
In the end, the entire stadium was filled with this one and only powerful slogan.
This time, the reporters were all overjoyed.
They took out their mobile phones, took a video, and uploaded it online.
Print reporters quickly edited press releases on tablets and sent them back to headquarters.
For a time, I will give birth to you, this slogan spread throughout the heavens, and thundered the entire heavens.
There are many well-wishers who couldn't get to the scene, and they all logged on to Weibo and left messages for Chen Haoran, all of which were "I want to give you a baby." โ
Nima! Forget about women's brainless fans, what are you guys doing together?
Not only Chen Haoran, but also many more rational netizens can't help but feel numb in their scalps.
Soon, they found that the direction of the Internet had suddenly changed.
"Bingbing is the most handsome, Bingbing is the cutest, dough fan group, I want to have a baby for you!"
"Gege is the most handsome, Gege is the cutest, dough fan group, I want to give birth to a baby for you!"
First Bingbing and Gege suffered, and just when their faces were burning and their heads were full of black lines, this fire burned on others again.
For a time, the top 16 suffered one after another.
"Haonan, be merciful, be merciful! I didn't treat you badly, you can't do this to me! Na Ying, who felt bad, hurriedly begged for mercy.
Yang Kun and Wang Feng also looked at Chen Haoran in horror.
"Ahem, that sister, you have wronged me, I didn't do anything." Chen Haoran said with a smile.
"Your sister, I'm not old yet, am I? I just saw you texting. Hurry up and ......" the sister said, Da ran to the water dispenser, took a glass of water and brought it to Chen Haoran, "I'm wrong, can't I?" Hurry up, you can't ruin my reputation! Otherwise, when I hold concerts in the future, I will have a psychological shadow! โ