Chapter 299 Qiaotou Village Tour (II)

"Hehe, these animals are so interesting." After playing enough, everyone smiled and was ready to pay for it, this group of people was very generous, and other tourists were given five or ten yuan, and these people were red old men's heads.

Fang Yun didn't take their money, he stretched out his finger and pointed to the bags that the animals were carrying, the money earned by the animals, Fang Yun never touched it, except for buying food, all the rest of the money was kept by themselves, one by one, and now they are quite wealthy.

Everyone felt very funny, giggling and stuffing the money into the animal's backpack, when it was Wukong's turn, I didn't expect this guy to lose his temper, angrily pointing at a girl who took the money to it and squeaked, Wukong got angry, looked very fierce, scared the girl to lose her face.

"What's wrong?" Hearing Wukong's angry scream, Fang Yun walked over to take a look, and immediately became happy, and said to the girl with a smile: "I'm really sorry, usually tourists give five yuan and ten yuan, this guy doesn't know a hundred dollars, and thinks you are lying to it." ”

Everyone was immediately happy, and there were animals that recognized money, and only recognized small money, the girl quickly rummaged through her wallet, took out a ten-yuan and handed it to Wukong.

Wukong was happy at this time, pinched ten yuan with his two little paws, shone in the sun, nodded in a matter-of-fact manner, and then put the money in his bag, patted it carefully, and squeaked with excitement.

Everyone couldn't laugh or cry, this guy was too wicked, he would even be serious about fake money, Fang Yun knew that Wukong didn't know real money at all, this guy just learned from the villagers and drew gourds like this.

A group of people walked along the tree-lined path towards the reservoir, and the scenery along the way amazed the people from these provincial towns. The crisp chirping of birds in the trees, chasing and fighting, and the appearance of squirrels staring at everyone with cute heads from time to time, can make them scream.

Coming to the reservoir, under the blue sky and white clouds, the pure and transparent reservoir is like a transparent crystal inlaid in the mountains, groups of water birds pass by the water from time to time, pick up a fat fish from the water, and more water birds surround the fishing tourists. Stretching out his long neck. Motionless, like a group of obedient schoolchildren sitting in a row.

Just as everyone was indulging in the beautiful scenery of the landscape, Shi Ge stretched out his hands: "Ah! In this situation, I suddenly became a poet. I'm going to make a poem in praise of this beautiful landscape. ”

Everyone looked at the chubby Shi Ge with black lines. A man rolled his eyes angrily and said, "I said fat." Can you not be disgusting, but also poetry, I think you are a. It's right to have a lot of sex. I don't know who you are fat. If you doze off when you see a book, just the little ink in your stomach, don't take it out and be ashamed. ”

The fat man's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "I don't like to read, but it doesn't mean that I can't recite poetry, okay, you look down on people too much, I tell you, I really have to make a peerless poem that shocks the world today." ”

The man rolled his eyes: "Okay, then you can compose a poem, I'll see what kind of peerless poem you can make that shocks the ghosts and gods, and we'll listen to it." ”

Everyone coaxed together, asking the fat man to compose poems quickly, and they all said that they were ready to be stunned, and they were all in the same class, knowing the roots, what level the fat man was, everyone knew it clearly, and they were all waiting to see the fat man's jokes.

The fat man stepped forward to face the reservoir, stroked his chest with one hand, and was behind his back with the other, posed fully, took a deep breath, and after a long time, he didn't say a word.

"Fatty, you practice breath-holding skills, look at your face, it's like a monkey's ass." Feng Boda held his chin in one hand and smiled with a raised brow.

Everyone laughed, the fat man's posed pose suddenly collapsed, and he was about to settle accounts with Feng Boda in a hurry, when a figure was faster than the fat man, and he rushed to Feng Boda in one step, pointing at Feng Boda with small paws, squeaking angrily.

"Brother-in-law, what's wrong with Wukong?" The second monk Feng Boda was puzzled, not knowing why Wukong was so angry with him, scratching his head and asking Fang Yun.

Fang Yun said with a smile: "Who let you talk nonsense, it's not good to use what as a metaphor, but to describe it as a monkey's ass, of course this guy is going to be angry." ”

"Isn't it, brother-in-law, Wukong understands what we're saying?" Feng Boda pointed at Wukong like a ghost, his face full of incredulity.

Everyone's expressions are similar to Feng Boda, just now Wukong gave everyone the feeling that he was very demonic, he had seen a lot of animal demons, and many of them could imitate human behavior, but those who could understand human words had never heard of it, this guy was simply a monster.

Fang Yun shook his head and said: "Although this guy has a very high IQ, equivalent to a human child of five or six years old, but to say that he can understand human language, he is too high to think of it, but he often stays with us, after a long time, some vague general meanings, he still understands a little bit, at least he knows that others say monkey ass, it is not a good word." ”

Hearing Fang Yun's explanation, everyone didn't make such a fuss, but they just looked at Wukong's eyes, which still looked a little weird, and they liked Wukong even more, and some girls even wanted to take Wukong home to raise.

The fat man breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately Wukong jumped out to attract everyone's attention, he knew what kind of material he was, although he pretended to compose a poem, but in fact, he couldn't even let out a fart.

The fat man was about to sneak back to the crowd, Feng Boda's eyes were sharp, and when he saw the fat man's sneaky appearance, he said with a smile: "I said fatty, can you still write your poems?" ”

As Feng Boda spoke, everyone's eyes looked at the fat man again, and the fat man's movements suddenly stiffened, and ten million grass and mud horses rushed over in his heart.

"Do it, why don't you do it, everyone listen up." The fat man went out, embarrassed or not, turned around slowly in slow motion, faced the calm water with a tragic expression, and shouted loudly: "Ah! Horse, you have four legs ......."

"Poof!" Everyone squirted out a mouthful of saliva, and a flock of crows flew over their heads, "Beat him, make him disgusting!" I don't know who shouted, a group of people rushed up and put the fat man down and beat him, the fat man only had time to say a lean, and was overwhelmed by the angry crowd, leaving only a chubby hand stretched out, and a middle finger raised high in grief and indignation.

After laughing for a while, everyone strolled along the reservoir, and the camera in their hands kept clicking and filming the scenes of water birds foraging, playing, and resting.

Niuniu is the most proud, the little chubby girl looks too cute, several girls saw Niuniu and Doudou, and suddenly became motherly, and they didn't let go as soon as they hugged it, and several girls rushed to take turns hugging them along the way, at this time, Nie Peilan tried her best to line up the group of females and snatched Niuniu into her arms, and I didn't know what the little chubby girl said, the two girls, one big and one young, giggled along the way.

Slowly, there were more and more waterfowl around everyone, and finally there was no place to stay, the head and feet, all directions were full of black pressed waterfowl, it seemed that the waterfowl of the entire reservoir came, and everyone had to stop, not knowing what these daring waterfowl to surround the crowd wanted to do.

"Giggles, little red dot, did you miss me?" The little chubby girl struggled to get off the ground from Nie Peilan's arms, giggling and hugging the little red dot of the crested ibis.

Little Red Dot chirped happily twice, little by little as if in response to the little fat girl's question, and the waterfowl on the side waved their wings happily together, which suddenly stirred up dust all over the ground.

"Ahem, cough, you're really not good, you make Niuniu eat dust." The little chubby girl was choked, gray-faced, angry, and clapped the little red dot and shouted loudly.

The waterfowl suddenly quieted down, lowered their heads obediently, and looked like a child who had done something wrong, Niuniu came to see everyone for the first time today since she went to filming, and the waterfowl were too excited, but they were too excited, and Niuniu ate the dust.

The little chubby girl crossed her waist with one hand and pointed to the loud admonition of the waterfowl with the other, and a group of waterfowl obediently lowered their heads and accepted the criticism of the little chubby girl.

Everyone was dumbfounded, although they saw the video of the interaction between the little fat girl and the water bird from the video, but seeing this scene in reality, it still shocked everyone, and then they understood why the water bird surrounded everyone, it turned out that it was because of the discovery of Niu Niu.

"Let's go back, and when I have time, I'll come back to play with you." After finishing the training, he frolicked with the waterfowl for a while, and Niu Niu waved her little hand and said like a great man.

Niuniu gave an order, and the waterfowl flew up hula, circled around Niuniu a few times, and chirped a few times reluctantly, and then flew in the direction of the reeds.

"Niuniu, you're amazing." After coming back to her senses, Nie Peilan grabbed the little chubby girl and kissed her fiercely, her thumbs up high, and she had an expression of adoration.

"Mmmm, Niuniu is very good." The little chubby girl, as always, didn't know what modesty was, nodded her little head vigorously, and said very stinky fart.

"This girl." Fang Yun shook his head helplessly, the little guy likes others to praise him the most, and he will his tail when he praises.

"As soon as I saw the movement of the waterfowl, I knew that Niu Niu was coming, who are these people?" Zhang Yali and the three of them walked from the front and asked with a smile.

"Wow, Niuniu is here, give me a kiss." Meng Xiaoyu pounced on the little fat girl with his teeth and claws, he hadn't seen him for so many days, but he wanted to die of this cute little fat girl.

"Wow, don't want Niuniu, Aunt Xiaoyu's big demon king is here, Doudou run." As soon as the little fat girl's little face changed, she ran away, and reminded Doudou to run with her very righteously, Meng Xiaoyu loves Ha Niu Niu's itch the most, this will kill Niu Niu, what the little fat girl is most afraid of is itching.

Doudou didn't want to think about it, she ran away with Sister Niuniu, Meng Xiaoyu's lesson to them was too profound.

"Come and get me." The two little chubby girls scratched their eyes and stuck out their tongues, making faces at Meng Xiaoyu.

"Huhu...... I'm. Meng Xiaoyu propped his hands on his knees, panting heavily, the two little fat girls don't look at people's little flesh, they ran up and ran their calves upside down and ran fast, chasing more than 100 meters, Meng Xiaoyu didn't catch up, but he was not light, looking at the little fat girl who was grimacing in front, he was mad with anger. (To be continued......)