452: Laughing at the audience
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"Hello, I'm Oprah, first time meeting, nice to meet you." Oprah Winfrey knocked on the door and came in, giving him a warm hug to the arriving Li Donglai.
"My name is Li Donglai, and it's a pleasure to meet you."
"Of course I know you, Li Donglai, the Chinese except Yao Ming are the most famous in the United States. You should have come to our show earlier, we have sent you multiple invitations, but we can't meet until now. Oprah said with a look of chagrin.
"Haha, thank you." Li Donglai shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "You know, Yao Ming is known to everyone in China, and I am honored to be on the same level as him." ”
The polite words of both sides are very simple, sycophants and compliments, and there is nothing distinctive.
But Li Donglai, who has only debuted in Hollywood for three years, has a calm smile on his face, showing the inner self-confidence of successful people.
Strength creates brilliance, who said that a girl can be conquered with a good face alone.
In this case, Hollywood would have been flooded with superstars for a long time. And he's an Asian face, which is unbelievable in Hollywood. Handsome and elegant appearance, strong aura, and confident heart, this is Oprah's first impression of Li Donglai.
Li Donglai is wearing very casually today, a pair of jeans, a brown Armani casual blazer, and an undershirt to set off a strong chest, anyone who has watched the first part of "Twilight" knows that Li Donglai is pink. For women, it is particularly tempting and makes people want to pinch it.
Li Donglai was also looking at the woman in front of him.
She is one of the most influential women in the world, although she is slightly shorter than Li Donglai, but she is not small, and at a rough glance, she is about the same as Mike Tyson.
On that face that is not showy. Her rosy lips stand out, the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes reveal her age of over 50, and her crisp short hair highlights the personality of this strong woman.
There's no denying it. If you judge a person only by their appearance, then you are destined to lose sight.
This woman has great power among blacks, and someone once said that if she ran for president of the United States. There should be plenty of chances to be elected. From the perspective of Asian aesthetics, she is not beautiful at all, but her smile is indeed very friendly, coupled with the image of a spiritual mentor accumulated over the years, it will make people feel good.
After the two chatted briefly for a while, Oprah left, and the producer came in to explain the program process to Li Donglai.
The Oprah talk show is divided into two parts, the first half is to discuss a recent hot topic, and the second half is a one-on-one interview with Li Donglai, who is Li Donglai anyway. As he likes, he goes on talk shows, and he always plays on the spot.
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"Okay, I just wanted to say this, unless you're bumpy. Otherwise, you must know. But this is really the most popular in the world today, and it defines the meaning of the word 'phenomenon'. One of the male protagonists of a novel with a sales volume of 85 million copies, and a young film director with a box office of $2.3 billion......" Before he finished speaking, the female fans who arrived early on the scene had already begun to scream wildly, holding up Li Donglai's solo single EP.
"Hohoho..."Oprah also screamed a few times, stood up and said, "OK." Let's welcome Mr. Lee Dong Lai......"
"Ahhhh Give Oprah a hug, sit in a chair, and fold your legs. The scene continued to scream, Oprah looked at Li Donglai teasingly, and Li Donglai spread his hands helplessly.
Oprah laughed and said to the audience, "Do you want to scream like this for an hour?" Do you want to listen to me? There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and the screams began to stop, "Okay, welcome Li Donglai." Lee, where you go now, is it all like this? She pointed to the fanatical fans.
Li Donglai said embarrassedly: "Not all places ......" "But I don't think so, you are now a screaming center." How do you feel to be in such a frenzy? It's really a frenzy, you know, I can think of a similar situation in my generation as this one, and I was one of the people who screamed for Paul McCartney, and now everyone is screaming for you-"
"Ha, it's really different. I think it's more because of "Twilight" that so many girls like me..."Apparently yes, because the girls screamed as soon as "Twilight" was mentioned. Li Donglai rubbed his hands, accepted everyone's screams, and said with a smile: "Do I need to introduce myself first, you know, I came to the Oprah talk show, which is already a magical thing." He made a look of surprise and complimented Oprah.
Oprah tilted her head and gladly accepted his compliment, who doesn't love compliments. Spread his hands and motioned for him to start talking.
Li Donglai coughed dryly and said, "Hello everyone, I am a werewolf race, and I am very happy to come to the human world......"
There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and Oprah asked with a smile: "Then how does it feel to come to the human world?" ”
“so-crazy!” Li Donglai exaggerated his facial expressions, danced with his hands and feet to cooperate with the performance, turned his head to look at Oprah, with the appearance of a fan seeing an idol, and said: "It's incredible, I saw Oprah!" I used to read your autobiography, but I met me today......" paused, then suddenly turned his head to the fans and said expressionlessly: "I think the book is much better than me!" ”
"Hahahaha" burst into laughter and instantly detonated the audience, Oprah was teased a little, and couldn't help laughing and clapping her hands. American talk shows are like that, who you joke with a little, they don't get angry, they just slap and laugh together.
"Honestly, I'm honored to be here. In order to be able to come to today's show, I have been preparing for several years, for which I also specially filmed a "Twilight Zone", directed and acted in a "Inception", so that I had the opportunity to come here to ......" "Hahaha" Yan zhòng's exaggerated self-narration made the scene already laugh.
"You know, I've been preparing for so long, and I've prepared a joke about US President Barack Obama to tell him, but the moment I learned I was going to talk about him, he decided not to come, and I'm so sorry."
"Hahaha." This time, even Oprah leaned back with laughter. It's too exaggerated, Oprah's talk show is the No. 1 talk show in the United States, but Li Donglai is too exaggerated, and all that is left is laughter.
"Oprah... Can I call you that? Li Donglai suddenly turned his head to Oprah and asked. Oprah was still laughing, and was slightly stunned when she heard the words, not knowing what he would say, and said with a smile: "Of course, you can call it whatever you want." ”
"Ok, Oprah. I've spent a lot of your coverage and know that you're a very influential woman, and that many people want you to run for the first female president of the United States. If you're going to run, I've got to give you a trick that might boost your approval ratings. ”
“…… What's the trick? Oprah asked with a chuckle on her shoulders.
"I summed it up, you have to learn two languages, Chinese and English." “why?” Oprah didn't know why, and the audience stopped laughing and looked at him suspiciously.
Li Donglai said seriously: "You may feel very confused, but if one day you become the president of the United States." You have to sign the bill in English and then discuss the debt with the creditors in Chinese. "He said that China is the largest creditor of the United States, but it is even more funny as a Chinese, and it will only be funny if it comes out of the mouth of a Chinese."
Oprah laughed out loud.
This is also a sore spot for Americans, most of whom do not know about the rise of China's economy, and they only learned after 2009, "Oh, we owe so much money to the Chinese!" After a little despise the arrogance of the Americans, they also laughed even harder.
"Hahaha, Lee, you are so popular in the United States, have you considered staying in the United States?" Oprah began to fight back. Li Donglai said with a smile: "I am more popular in Asia, and some fans call me the god of Asia. Oprah was slightly surprised: "woo"
"Of course, I was flattered by the popularity of so many girls in the United States. So I'm working in Hollywood now because I've found that there's one thing that I can't express when I return home and when I'm in the United States. ”
"What is it?" Oprah asked curiously.
Li Donglai squeezed his eyebrows and smiled: "My exotic style." "Hahaha" There was another burst of laughter at the scene.
Li Donglai didn't stop, and seemed to be particularly fond of joking today, saying, "You know, I didn't go to school, but I know that when Americans go to school, they often ask questions like 'Who is Franklin?'" I sometimes wonder about the answer, uh...... Is that the reason why the convenience store was robbed? The scene paused for a moment, and then realized that the $100 was printed on Franklin, and he couldn't help but chuckle. …… What is the Second Amendment Act? Belch...... Is that the reason why the convenience store was robbed? ”
The audience froze again, unclear. Or Oprah laughed a little and explained: "Hahaha, the Second Amendment Act allows Americans to carry guns, haha." The on-site response was too enthusiastic. Lee, I'm your fan from today. ”
"Thank you, my pleasure." Li Donglai said with a smile: "The scene is too hot, I think it has something to do with global warming." Oprah, I just happened to think of a quick solution to the problem of global warming, please change the thermometer unit Fahrenheit to Celsius, so that what used to be 100 degrees can be instantly reduced to 40 degrees. ”
"Hahaha...", the audience laughed.
"Li Donglai, it's amazing, I love you!" A girl suddenly screamed loudly, causing a strange cry of "wowo" at the scene.
Li Donglai threw a wink at the girl, threw a flying kiss with his finger, and she immediately fainted with happiness. Li Donglai's eyes widened, and he sat up straight, looking frightened. And then the laughter continued.
This joyful opening laughter lasted for more than 20 minutes, all of which were Li Donglai telling jokes, and Oprah and the audience laughed. Your support is my biggest motivation. m