It is said that after You Yang left, Zhou Yanni and Gui Yuan walked around the ancient city, maybe Gui Yuan is still a child, so she is quite playful, as for Zhou Yanni, although she is a policeman, she is also a woman, and women are also fun-loving by nature, although she is a female policeman who does not let her eyebrows go.

However, the police also have to have some free time, let alone a policewoman like Zhou Yanni, so when she was with Gui Yuan, Zhou Yanni's inner playfulness was also revealed for a while.

The night market in this ancient city is just like the night market in old Beijing, with shadow puppetry, sugar gourds, stinky tofu, etc., which can be described as varied. And there are lights in this ancient city.

This lantern festival is also a cultural feature left by the ancient city a hundred years ago, so tonight's lantern festival is still relatively lively, otherwise the rich and handsome people will not be idle eggs, in the name of watching the lantern festival, the collective members went to the ancient city to sing the sister here.

With the Lantern Festival, playing lantern riddles is naturally indispensable.

Therefore, on the most central street in the depths of the ancient city, the stalls on both sides are hung with lantern riddles and cultural activities that connect couplets, all of which are officially organized.

There was a wooden stage with hundreds of people gathered under the stage. Of course, these people are here to participate in the couplet event held on this stage.

On the stage, there is a host, who can be regarded as the organizer of this event, and there are several couplets, which either have upper couplets, lower links are blank pages, banners are also blank, or there are lower links, and then the upper links are left to the participants to pair.

Of course, in this couplet contest, everyone who participates in the contest has a prize, and the prizes are some trouser belts, razors, rag dolls, hairpins and other gadgets. The significance of this event is to show the cultural spirit of Tokai City.

The people who come to participate are not interested in those small gifts, but this couplet contest can reflect their own cultural literacy, so some modern literati and ink writers will invite their own literary friends to come to the ancient city together to play this couplet contest.

No, as soon as the couplet contest began, everyone who came to participate gathered over.

Of course, Zhou Yanni was also attracted by this couplet competition, and at the same time, Tong Duoduo and Xiao Yue also came over after learning that the annual lantern festival was held in the ancient city.

Xiao Yue and Tong Duoduo also came to this ancient city for the first time, the two of them took a turn from the city, took pictures, ate a sugar gourd, and went to the stage of this couplet, but there were too many people below, so Tong Duoduo and Xiao Yue did not find that Zhou Yanni and Gui Yuan were not far from them.

At this moment, the host on the stage began to speak, "Hello everyone, welcome to participate in this year's Lantern Festival Couplet Competition, below, I announce that the 32nd, by the Donghai Municipal Government organized by the Couplet Contest officially began!" ”

Papapapa, the applause below is continuous, and it can be seen that the people who participated in the couplet contest this time are full of enthusiasm!

The host nodded and said; "Now, let me talk about the rules of the game. This year's couplet contest is different from previous years, and in previous years, the couplet contest was carried out by us, or by us, and you will pick it up. However, this year is different. This year's couplet contest is made by everyone, and there are also people who are right. The meaning of the couplet is not limited, as long as it does not violate harmony, eroticism, and scolding, the maximum prize is 20,000 yuan. Of course, the way to get the bonus is to get a bonus of 20,000 yuan by the person who made the couplet on the spot, or the person who made the couplet, or the person who made the couplet, and ten people did not match, you can get a bonus of 20,000 yuan. As for the referee, this is officially our notary office, and I hope you can give full play to your talents! Now, the couplet contest has officially begun! ”

Bang bang, this time the applause is more fierce than the last time, 20,000 yuan, this bonus doesn't look like much, but fortunately, it can also boost the morale of many people, although 20,000 yuan is not enough to buy a house, nor enough to buy a car, but 20,000 yuan, bubble at night, do a big health care or something, it's still okay. Therefore, the literati and artists on the scene were all excited, Mom, this 20,000 yuan is simply given for nothing, it seems that my brother has to play well tonight!

From this point, it can be seen how lonely the literati have been since ancient times~!

Just when all the ink guests were rubbing their hands and preparing to go up to show their might, a child walked up to the ring and took the host's microphone, "Uncle, can I also participate?" ”

The host nodded, "The couplet contest can be participated in by men, women and children. After saying that, the host glanced at the kid and asked; Kid, how old are you? ”

"Five years old." The little boy smiled, but there was something in his eyes that ordinary children did not have...... Wisdom?

"Wow, I dared to go on stage at the age of five to make a couplet, and this courage deserves praise. It's just that the brothers and sisters below are not weak, so you have to work hard! The host said with a smile, touched the child's head, and retreated to the side of the stage.

The child smiled, nodded, and said with the microphone in his hand; "Brothers and sisters, I'm going to make a couplet! If it's not good, I hope my brothers and sisters, don't laugh! ”

"Oh, whose child is this, why is it so cute." A girl shouted.

"Little brother, come out, my brother and sisters won't laugh at you, as long as you come out, we dare to be right, you have to work hard." A dick wearing gold-rimmed glasses said.

The child on this stage is You Yang's son You Xiaoyue!

The reason why Xiao Yue dared to come up was also reasonable, because this child was You Yang's son, although he was not biological, but he had been with You Yang for a long time, and he had learned everything.

We have an ancient saying in Shenzhou, which is called the one who is close to Zhu is red, and the one who is close to ink is black!

Xiao Yue and You Yang have been together for a long time, and they have learned something from him Lao Tzu, metaphorically, like tonight, although it looks cute, but Xiao Yue obviously has imperceptible wisdom in his eyes!

As for this couplet contest, it is even more of a problem.

When Xiao Yue is fine, he often goes to see some things about ancient Chinese culture.

Everyone must be puzzled, Xiao Yue didn't even go to kindergarten, who taught him to read?

Let me explain to you here that Li Ziyue, Tong Duoduo and Zhao Qinglan teach Xiaoyue to read and write when they are fine. Like what the Internet, playing chess, and some advanced things, this kid is unforgettable, belongs to the kind of genius who draws inferences.

Therefore, Xiao Yue must be able to read this thing with literacy, otherwise how could You Yang say that with Xiao Yue's ability, he can finish reading things from grades one to six in a few days, and then arrange for him to go to the second grade, so that Xiao Yue can soak his future wife Yayu!

At this time, the group of people in the audience were very interested in Xiao Yue's couplet, and they didn't know what couplet this five-year-old child could make.

"Brothers and sisters, I ...... My upper link is: fake name, fake surname, fake address! Let's take the link and the horizontal batch! After speaking, Xiao Yue showed an innocent smile.

It's just that this smile, in the eyes of Tong Duoduo below, is definitely the same as his father You Yang, a typical pig and a tiger! Dead Youyang, look at what you taught Xiao Yue, the good ones didn't learn, and the bad things were all learned.

Let's say that after Xiao Yue finished the upper link, the masses below were stunned! Damn, it's a couplet! It's just six words, but it completely shows the meaning of the couplet! Originally, these literati and writers thought that this kid should be able to say something funny, but they didn't expect that as soon as this couplet came out, they were embarrassed, how could this couplet be connected? Damn, I can't pick it up at all!

Could it be that one after another, good smoke, good wine, good Mimi? Damn, I have to be sprayed to death! Oh my God, this kid is a prodigy, a prodigy! It's not a prodigy, and it's a freak who is a brother! But, Nima, this is not logically reasonable, it stands to reason that a five-year-old child, no matter how smart you are, you are born with a flexible brain, for our Chinese Chinese couplet culture, it doesn't mean that you will be able to do it!

Not to mention that the culture of this couplet has a history of hundreds of years, if you are an ordinary five-year-old child, it is difficult to recognize words, let alone understand the diversity and complexity of our Chinese words. So, not to mention, to be able to come up with such a unique couplet! , this must have been taught to this child in advance, no, we have to find a way to break this couplet, otherwise, how can we, the talented people of Yushu and the wind, face the world!

However, these so-called talents have been holding back for a long time, and they can't get a word right, and they even hold back a fart!

Xiao Yue's uplink, even the host on the stage was amazed, I, whose child is this child! This couplet is so good, it's absolutely amazing! Nima's, let me think about it, how is this linkage right? Nima, I can't think of it, damn it, what should I do!

Just when everyone was racking their brains for this link, suddenly a voice rang out from the crowd; "Cheating eating, drinking, and cheating feelings! Horizontal batch, willing to take the bait! ”

No way! The audience was shocked!

It's so amazing, Xiaoyue has already said, fake name, fake surname, fake address! This is self-evident, it's all false! This is a pair, although it sounds unsightly, but the right is also very in line with the small more out of the upper link. Cheating and drinking, deception, fake and deception, at some times, in certain places, the words explained, probably mean the same, so horizontal criticism; Willing to take the bait! This set of couplets came out, which simply made the scene think that he was a unique talent for the ages, and he was embarrassed!

Even Xiao Yue's face was a little surprised, who was right? It feels pretty good!

Just when everyone sighed, a little girl came out of the crowd, looking less than ten years old!