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Shao Yingying has read any information about this year's Oscars, after all, he has been in Hollywood all this time, and it is impossible to know that the ranking order of this year's edition should have been Brad Pitt, Leonardo, and Matthew McConaughey's actions were all in a row of outside seats, originally these people were the most likely candidates to win the Oscars, and even Julia Roberts, who was likely to win Best Supporting Actress, was sitting on the edge of the theater; It is even more impossible for him to know that the theme of this year's Oscars is related to his name, and he also doesn't know that the host actually hosted the Oscars many years ago...... Talk show actress, Allen. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When most of the stars gathered at the Oscars, the host Allen appeared on the stage in a black suit, she is a homosexual, so in the witty opening remarks, she will say to the "Wolf of Wall Street" in "Brother Dew": "I haven't seen that thing you showed in the movie for a long time." ”

Alan is not full of sexual-organ knowledge in the host's knowledge, in fact, his host will always make people laugh when you think she is serious, such as at the moment of the opening, she actually said: "Today's theme is Hollywood heroes......" is very deep, but after this sentence, she looked directly at Shao Yingying and added: "Shao, I didn't mean you." After this sentence, even Shao Yingying himself laughed, from this moment on, Shao Yingying understood, as long as you appeared at the Oscars, I'm sorry, the probability of you being ridiculed is directly proportional to your popularity.

In addition, Shao Yingying is very interested in the award speeches prepared by each guest at the Oscars, some talk about ideals, some talk about background, and some say that single mothers who raised themselves, they can always find a lot of topics to say, and what they say is from their hearts. There's a lot of interesting stuff here, but the most important thing is that this group of people is telling everyone in the room that 'dreams' must exist.

The Best Screenplay Award was awarded first, and the two award presenters walked out under the introduction of the host Allen, and there is one thing that Shao Yingying is very uncomfortable with, that is, the Oscars did not announce the finalists after the announcement, and they were too direct when they were about to announce who the winners were. Shao Yingying is an artist who often wins awards in China, and at the moment of participating in this kind of awards ceremony in the past, both the award presenters and the organizers will hope to organize the language before the awards, and when the list of winners is about to be announced, it will cause a shocking effect, which will make the artists psychologically prepared after a long time. I felt something explode in my ear, and it was a bit difficult to accept.

Shao Yingying quietly watched the awards ceremony where there was no one to talk to, watching the technical awards being awarded again and again, and he suddenly found that "Dallas Buyers Club" and "Nebraska", which were the most popular at this Oscars, had become the losers in the early stage of the entire awards ceremony, and the real winner was "Gravity". "Gravity" won seven Oscars in nine breakout battles, including Best Actress and Best Picture, including Best Director, Best Visual Effects and other technical awards.

What is this ratio? The probability of being shortlisted and winning is infinitely close to 1:1!

Shao Yingying was a little stunned when he applauded in his seat, the best cinematography is "Gravity", the best editing is "Gravity", the best visual effects or "Gravity", you can't imagine what a shocking scene it is for people from the same crew to walk on the stage one after another in front of everyone's eyes, Shao Yingying is jealous in this kind of occasion, and the jealousy that he sees directly in the eyes of many people, unconcealed jealousy.

After that, there are also some happy spices, Jim Carrey's parody show made Shao Yingying laugh back and forth, his memories have long been back to the era of sitting at home watching videos as a child with the appearance of this semi-retired comedy superstar, this is the memory, has been buried, the slightest opportunity will be dug up, the memory will never disappear.

When the awards were handed out and Allen changed into a white suit again, she said on stage: "Tonight, the name is mentioned the most times...... It's definitely not Gravity ......" The audience in the arena began to heckle, and Alan reached out nonchalantly and suppressed his voice and said, "I promise you that I'm right, ok?" When the audience wanted to see how Eren resolved the embarrassment he created, Eren stretched out his finger and said, "Do you remember the theme of tonight?" This theme has been mentioned by everyone in this evening's awards: behind-the-scenes heroes, sound heroes, superheroes, balabala...... Shao, your influence has surpassed "Gravity", I swear, this must be the topic of discussion on the major websites tomorrow, the Oscars are about to become your night, everyone is shouting your name......"

The scene burst into laughter, but Shao Yingying shook his head helplessly, it seems that today's talk show host Alan is planning to him.

"The next presenter doesn't have to introduce his name to me, but I don't introduce his name, he really doesn't know how to come up, please, Brad Pitt."

Shao Yingying was numb at the time, as the process went further and further, when the technical awards were awarded one after another, he couldn't remember what awards the handsome guy Brad Pitt presented on stage, and what he said, maybe Brad Pitt didn't introduce the award at all, but just introduced a band to sing a song in the sky, and when the song ended, the moment Mandela's photo appeared on the big screen, maybe the audience gave a standing ovation......

Anyway, at this moment, Shao Yingying was stunned, a bit like a prisoner watching the time approaching and about to appear in court for trial. He had felt this kind of feeling before, but he didn't expect it to appear today.

Oscar, how beautiful are you that haunt these world's hottest stars?

Shao Yingying couldn't explain it, he couldn't say that 'the word win is not only applicable in casinos, it is the eternal goal of human beings in any corner of the world', but today, he did see the same scene as this sentence.

Best Supporting Actress......

When the award that should have belonged to the black girl in "12 Years a Slave" fell into the hands of Julia Roberts, Shao Yingying forgot to feel surprised, which shows that the award for Best Actor is getting closer and closer to him, and Best Supporting Actor has long been taken away by Jared Leto in "Dallas Plus Buyers Club" shortly after the opening.

Best Actress went to Cate Blanchett, which made Woody Allen, a veteran Hollywood director, depict "Blue Jasmine" with Phnom Penh, until this moment, Shao Yingying's spirit was completely in a state of tension, even if the award immediately after the method was Best Director, and the winner was Alfonso Cuarón.

"Ladies and gentlemen." Every time Allen makes a very serious appearance, the audience will laugh, just like when Zhao Benshan bent over and walked out at the Spring Festival Gala, the audience will laugh out loud without watching any performance, and they will applaud, which is a psychological suggestion, some people will always represent the happiness of the representative, and some people will be the opposite.

Alan glanced at everyone in the audience: "The award we are going to do next is very, very important, so important that I will be inexplicably nervous even mentioning the name of this award, you must have guessed it, right?" You must have guessed it. ”

The audience shouted: "Best Actor!" ”

At the Oscars, the best picture is the real highlight, which is considered to be the crystallization of the work of the entire crew, Best Actor and Best Actress have long been defined as individual awards, but in China it is completely the opposite, Best Actor and Best Actress are the most concerned, why? Because that's related to the income of the actors.

"You guessed it right." Alan shouted, "Next up is the award for Best Original Song." ”

Alan flashed all the big names in the whole scene, and in a self-deprecating laugh: "I have invited the award presenters......"

Shao Yingying ignored the situation at the awards ceremony, he suddenly remembered one thing, when he first filmed "The Grandmaster", he had seen information about this movie, "The Grandmaster" was shortlisted for the Oscars for "Best Cinematography" and "Best Costume Design" awards, although the film made by Shao Yingying and Wong Kar-wai was not shortlisted for the Oscars, but this movie was also not the best foreign language film competition. What does this mean? At least it shows that Chinese films have a certain place on the Hollywood stage, although not all films can enter the Oscar private club to get membership, but this day is not too far away.

The popular song "Let-It-Go" won the little golden man in the anticipation, and the long-haired beauty in "Frozen" that people will always remember at a glance seems to have become an eternity in people's fantasy world at this time.

Shao Yingying, who finally relaxed, saw Allen walk on the stage again when he saw Allen on stage after the Best Original Song was awarded, the voice of this short-haired woman sounded in his ears: "Hey, Shao, what does it feel like to be constantly mentioned by people in just a few hours?" ”

"No, don't answer me, I don't want to learn your awkward posture......" Alan immediately shook his head from side to side after saying this, as if he was constantly being called back and forth by the voices on both sides: "Who, who is calling my name!" ”

The audience laughed again, and at this moment, Allen said to everyone: "Next, please invite the award presenters ......"

When the presenters walked up, Shao Yingying heard the words that had been waiting all night: "The finalist for Best Actor is ......"

His eyes pierced directly into the screen and could no longer leave. r1152

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